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Chapter 69: If I say I'm going to sue you, I'll do it to you (please support, fifth update). The audience was speechless. Tell me, I can't even sneeze at you. This guy Chen Fan really wants to sue you.

Why don't you tell me about it? I feel unhappy. Why, when did you get together? Damn it, why didn't anyone explain to me? Did I miss something?"

Xiao Tuantuan was speechless and said:" Can you tell me in advance? I don’t even wear makeup.~"

"That's not important. We don't rely on these for live broadcasts. You don't follow the route of appearance, you take the route of being funny."

："Go to hell, beat you to death, beat you to death.

Chen Fan looked at the room and said,"You are in such a mess by yourself?""

"It’s okay. I haven’t found a suitable candidate yet, so I’ll just live on my own first. My aunt was originally going to take care of it, but she asked for leave because of something else."

"Let me come, you can clean up. After all, it’s not good to face the audience. I’ll ask you something later."

"No, you have made one billion now. This is something I will envy my whole life."

"Don’t worry, I still have your contribution to my savings."

"Then you go to work."

Hahahahahahaha.

The photographers on the side laughed helplessly.

Chen Fan put on his gloves and helped clean up the garbage on the table.

Although Chen Fan didn't move quickly, he didn't know why. When we were there, areas were sorted out.

Plastic bags and garbage were all sorted out, and they were not used for twenty minutes.

When recalling the appearance of the house before, everyone felt, right? We entered the wrong room.

The photographer couldn't help but clap his hands. Brother, is there anything else in this world that you can't do?

Chen Fan opened the refrigerator and found a few eggs and vegetables.

Clean them and take photos. Under the photographer's photography, the sounds and scenes of Kakaka chopping vegetables were presented to everyone.

Damn it, this guy really knows how to cook.

Beat eggs with one hand, then cook the rice and so on.

It's done in one go, and it doesn't take ten minutes. After using it, I thoughtfully served a plate and then added a little flower decoration.

Well, the flowers were picked from the garden outside.

The table was matched with a tablecloth and canned food. Tear off the labels and make A scene of potted plants.

When Xiao Tuantuan went downstairs and looked at the living room in front of him, everyone was dumbfounded.

"This, you did all this?"

Chen Fan directly transformed into the most high-end waiter, put the white towel at his hand, and said:"Please treat the princess to a meal."

The little group sat down and Chen Fan handed him the napkin.

"Do I need a knife and a fork now?"

"Chopsticks would be fine.

After tasting it, Xiao Tuantuan was so surprised that he couldn't believe his taste. Then he looked at Chen Fan and said,"This is so delicious. Is this an egg?""

"It’s just a small means of cooking, just eat in peace, have a full meal first, and then talk."

Absolutely.

At this time, Zhang Chunye looked at Xiao He from the cheering group.

Xiao He said:"I was wrong. I admit that I can't compare to Chen Fan. No, there is no lunatic in this world who can sit like this. Yes, why does this guy always like to use his strengths in weird places? Zhang Chunye said:"

I think Chen Fan like this is really charming and caring. This guy is definitely not as simple as he seems. No wonder so many girls like Chen Fan."

Jingtian said:"I'm convinced. I thought this guy only knew how to litigate. I didn't expect that he knew so many things.""

At this time, the director was the most speechless. Brother, are you going to make your debut?

You are so good that I feel strange and disgusting.

The photographer tasted it, gave Chen Fan a thumbs up, and said:"Awesome."

"I learned about small tricks when I was negotiating with a client. At that time, I remember that I needed to sue the developer alone. But the client was unwilling, afraid, and made things difficult for me. He said that I could clean up the house, so he would sue."

"Finally, I took the time to learn room cleaning. Well, it was not bad, but I got into the habit of keeping the house clean and tidy."

Xiao Tuantuan said:"Compared with you, I am a waste."

"People naturally have their own role"

"What is my role?"

"Your funny words can bring happiness to people"

"Damn it, why am I being ridiculous? I also want to be called a vixen. Also, I can be a vixen. I asked someone to ask. With my figure, men can’t walk even if they look at it. After saying that , he stood up and pulled on his loose shirt. His small waist, huge breasts, and exaggerated waist-to-hip ratio immediately shocked the audience.

Chen Fan said:"What are you doing? I'll be your joke." Isn’t it good to be a girl? Why do we need to cut corners?"

"No, I am a woman, and just because I am a woman, I want to stay away from it."

Hahahahahaha.

The audience was angry and wanted to curse.

："I'm going to blow up, I'm going to hit someone, damn it, my jealousy has turned me beyond recognition."

"It doesn’t matter, even if Chen Fan sues me, I still have to say that Xiao Tuantuan is not worthy of Chen Fan"

"The people upstairs are so cowardly. Look at me. I dare to say, actually. Oops, the keyboard is out of control. Someone is arresting me."

"Damn it, jealousy changes me beyond recognition."

Chen Fan said:"Stop yelling, calm down."

"Oh, what do you want from me?"

"miss you"

"You scumbag, I don’t believe you, just tell me directly, what’s going on? I’ve been active a lot recently, and I have to bring goods to help us sell hot pot base ingredients."

Pfft," Chen Fan was speechless and said,"Is this also a specialty?""

"Otherwise, what are specialties? We are also looking for specialties here to help promote them. I am cooperative, and they are also very cooperative, but I can't find anything."

"I'll give you some ideas later, and I'll ask you, is your anchor world in chaos?"

Xiao Tuantuan said:"Well, I'm not messy."

"I didn’t say you, I meant the circle"

"That's right, it's not good anyway. How can I put it, I suddenly became rich, and then spent all kinds of money, and I couldn't hold on to the money at all. Now I have gone to night school seriously. I really feel that if I continue like this, I will I can't even hold on to the rest of the money. The photographer was speechless and said,"Brother, we are recording a program. Is this appropriate for you to say?" Chen

Fan said:"Let them sue, and I will continue. I sat here and said, what can I do?""

Niubi, you are really domineering. You almost jumped someone else's waist because of your sudden display of arrogance.

And here, Chen Fan was sitting on the sofa, preparing melon seeds, and Xiao Tuantuan started talking directly. (See For exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Those are all melons, but they attracted the audience crazy

"Damn it, seriously, shit, the traffic is getting higher and higher, it’s so outrageous, is Xiao Tuantuan crazy?"

"Um, no, Xiao Tuantuan is now cooperating with the city and is more powerful than many anchors."

"Damn it, no one seems to dare to say anything about Xiao Tuantuan. If you say so, Chen Fan will sue you."

Chen Fan cut a piece of fruit and handed it to Xiao Tuantuan. Xiao Tuantuan held the watermelon and said,"Let me tell you, I know an anchor who changed jobs and was poached because he was tricked. I was playing cards, but I had no choice. I was in debt and couldn't let my wife know about it. I had no choice but to change channels and worked for free for a long time."

"Also, I also know that many couples, fathers and daughters, and mothers and daughters photographed on Douyin are all rented with wages, and their children are also rented, just to create their characters."

"Yes, yes, there are people like that who make various videos and say how much their husband loves his wife, cooking every day, waiting for his wife to get up and so on. Let me tell you, those are all fake. In private, The woman was beaten so badly that she didn’t even have a dime in her pocket."

"Also, in fact, she originally had one hundred and eighty, but ended up with one hundred and twenty."

Chen Fan said:"What about meeting big brother?"

"There is no other way, all the money has been spent, what should you do? Can you sue someone for fraud just because he is ugly?"[]

Chen Fan said:"Okay, this is not difficult. This prosecution is very easy. I plan to handle these cases. What's wrong?"

Damn you, you are really outrageous.

Xiao Tuantuan said:"Can you win?"

"This case is easy. There was a case in the entertainment industry before that I prosecuted. There was a rich boss who married a woman and had a child. Then, the child was getting uglier and uglier. The boss felt that he was being raped. It turned out green, and the results of the paternity test were all true. In the end, it was really found out that this woman had plastic surgery, and it was the most outrageous plastic surgery. In the end, she was sued for deception, marriage fraud, etc. Not only was the property not divided, but it was also given to the man. part of the money."

Holy shit

Xiao Tuantuan said:"Ah, how could it be like this?"

Chen Fan said:"This is reality. You are not confident about your figure. If you choose plastic surgery, be prepared to be exposed. I went there at that time The plastic surgery hospital collected evidence, but the other party didn't give it to me. I just filed a lawsuit. In the end, the other party gave me a sum of money, so I didn't continue to sue. In addition, I was their supreme black card, so I went there. I can do facial and beauty treatments at the same time, free of charge, and the most high-end people will do it for me."

Damn, awesome review

"Give it to me."

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Chen Fan said:"If you go and are photographed, people will know which hospital you are in. Basically, you will be exposed if you go."

Hahahaha.

Xiao Tuantuan smiled happily.

Chen Fan said:"Well, since the anchor is very messy, I can understand it."

"Um, what are you going to do? I have never understood who you are going to sue."

Chen Fan said:"Why are you anxious? Don't panic. Trust me, no one is innocent. They just hide it deeply. Soon, this person will show it. I will show you now what artificial heat is. Search."

Man-made hot search?

Chen Fan opened the live broadcast software on his mobile phone and directly entered Jiaqi's live broadcast room. At this time, Jiaqi was selling an eyebrow pencil worth seventy-nine yuan.

Chen Fan typed directly:"Seventy-nine Yuan, it’s too expensive."

The other party didn't see it. Chen Fan didn't worry, so he copied it and posted it.

Soon, the people in the live broadcast room were mobilized and started to boo, saying

"Yes, seventy-nine is so expensive, really too expensive. Jiaqi was angry and put down the product directly, saying,"Seventy-nine eyebrow pencils are expensive?" Don’t you ask yourself, have you worked hard and worked seriously over the years? Do you think this thing is expensive?"

After saying that, the assistants around Jiaqi were dumbfounded. No, brother, are you crazy?

And Jiaqi didn't feel that she had made any mistakes at all.

But at this time, Chen Fan was no longer sending any messages, live broadcast It exploded instantly

"Damn it, I buy your stuff and I still get scolded by you"

"Damn it, don’t I know if I work hard or not? Your stuff is expensive"

"Damn it, damn it, you are a lousy salesman, you are talking about me, a consumer."

"It's your uncle's fault. I'll scold you to death. I'll give you a refund and give you bad reviews."

Some people set the pace, and others will follow, and some hostile ones will follow and make trouble.

In almost an hour, the direct live broadcast was turned off.

In half an hour, the major self-media frantically edited the video, and the popularity was visible to the naked eye. He rushed forward.

At this time, Chen Fan, who was in Xiao Tuantuan's room, was looking at the information with Xiao Tuantuan.

Chen Fan was arranging the next plan for Xiao Tuantuan, how to promote the city's publicity

"Damn it, brother, it exploded. Jiaqi really exploded."

Chen Fan said: It's normal. It's expected."

"The director asked me to ask you, how did you do it? There are many people in the live broadcast room now, the number of people exceeds 100 million. Everyone wants to know how you are sure that this will make him angry."

Chen Fan looked at the people in the live broadcast room, and also knew that everyone in the cheering group was watching.

Chen Fan said:"I want to know, give me some gifts, by the way, the gifts given in the program are to support the mountainous areas, and I won't take any points. Don’t worry, there are no handling fees."

In an instant, the gifts flew up.

Chen Fan said:"By the way, give Xiao Tuantuan a follow and your followers will increase."

Okay, I've gained followers, and we're all going to pay attention."

："besides……"

You've had enough, you're almost done.

Xiao Tuantuan said:"Okay, you can tell me, I want to know too."

Chen Fan said:"It's very simple. Anyone who makes a fortune likes to do one thing, and that is to link his/her acquisition of money with hard work. In this society The biggest poisonous chicken soup is that hard work will not make you better. What really makes you better is opportunity. You just stand on the cusp of the storm and reap the dividends. It has nothing to do with your efforts. You don’t know the sufferings of the world, and you How can you understand that Seventy-Nine Eyebrow Pencil will be very expensive?"

Xiao Tuantuan didn't quite understand and asked,"Is this very expensive?"

Chen Fan said,"You have been brainwashed by e-commerce and capital. Capital is telling you one thing, that is, good things must be expensive. Throw away this idea and look at the things you bought. You will find that they are all garbage."

"Well, it seems to be true. Chen

Fan turned on his cell phone and said,"Let me give you some popular science. A group of people who have been brainwashed by capital. The price per gram of Seventy-Nine Eyebrow Pencil is more expensive than gold. Do you understand?""

Damn it, you said that, and I immediately became angry.

Fuck, it's really true. After all, it's really true.

Chen Fan continued:"I'll tell you something more, Hua Xizi. Bian, this is Japanese-style investment. When you buy something, don’t you look at the seller?"

It exploded. The live broadcast room and the cheering group were all silent.

At this moment, Chen Fan stood on the basis of justice and gave guidance to all living beings.

"I said before that if I want to sue you and fuck you, I will definitely fuck you. Do you think you can run away?" ps: Please support me, thank you all. ps: Please give me more data and support, thank you all for clearing up the matter.