Variety Comic: My plug-in is myself

"Yeah, yeah, yeah~, your mouth really stinks, isn’t it true that one’s words are kind even when a person is about to die?……"

Hearing the other party's curse, Xia Yan showed an unhappy expression on his face

"never mind"

"Your mouth will stink even worse after a while."

The black ghost grabbed the commander's head and bent his body backward.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

The painful screams echoed in this small space.

The sound of bones breaking and breaking continued to sound.

In the hands of Xia Yan's black ghost, breaking human bones is no more difficult than breaking a 2B pencil~.

The commander's spine was completely broken section by section, and under the strange power of the black ghost, it almost bent into a circle behind him.

However, due to Byakugan's careful observation, the broken bones did not hurt the internal organs.

Therefore, although it is extremely painful and completely paralyzed, it is still difficult for the commander to die in a short while.

But looking at his butt so close, the commander wished he was dead.

"Devil...you are the devil! God, help me……"

Smelling the faint stench, the commander shed tears in his eyes.

He now regrets more than ever before, why didn't he save a bullet for himself just now?

"wrong! Not a demon, but a demi-human!"

Xia Yan smiled and corrected the other party's mistake.

"Also, you don’t have to eat anymore——"

"——Eat poop!"

Poof!

A slightly weird voice sounded. Under the attention of billions of people in the live broadcast room, the commander's head was forcefully stuffed into his fourth-dimensional pocket.

But he is still not dead.

It's just because of suffocation. This caused his body to twitch unconsciously.

Obviously, it won't be long before he can go to heaven happily.

"By the way, if he died like this, it should be considered a suicide, right? In this case, he probably won't be able to go to heaven.……"

"What a pity."

Although he said regret, Xia Yan had an unusually bad smile on his face.

"So……"

"Next, it’s time to deal with those American troops. After all, since they have launched an attack on me, I have to be prepared."

"Like... death or something like that"

……

"What happened... Why can't the command be contacted at all?"

"After the demihumans disappeared, contact with the headquarters was also lost. Could it be that the demihumans attacked the headquarters?"

"But even we don’t know where the headquarters is, and how did we find that demi-human? ?"

"What should I do next? hateful……"

On the battlefield, the U.S. troops who had previously been orderly and cooperative were in chaos.

It's not that they are all a bunch of brainless losers who can't do anything after losing their command. However, Xia Yan, who was the target of the mission, disappeared and the headquarters could not be contacted, so they could not act rashly.

Looking at the U.S. troops at his feet who didn't know what to do and could only stay put, Xia Yan had a sunny smile on his face.

He raised the microphone in his hand

"Hey hey hey, can you hear me? Members of the U.S. military"

——!! ?

The US troops who were originally at a loss were immediately attracted to the sound after hearing the sound, and they all looked around to find the source of the sound.

After all, as enemies, they can still recognize Xia Yan's voice.

"over there!"

A farm tool first discovered Xia Yan's traces.

Everyone looked in the direction of his finger, and saw Xia Yan standing on the rooftop of a tall building not far away, looking down at everyone.

Holding a microphone in his hand, There is also a loudspeaker device brought from somewhere next to him.

"Oh, this Nico has good eyesight."

Seeing that the other party was the first to find him, Xia Yan praised the other party very perfunctorily.

"Damn it! Damn yellow-skinned monkey, who do you think is Nico!! ?"

After hearing Xia Yan's name, this Nico was furious. He uttered various words that needed to be silenced very rhythmically in his mouth, and cordially greeted Xia Yan's health.

His reaction is understandable.

Brother Nico They are not willing to let people who are not Nico call themselves Nico.

However, his idea is a typical violation of human rights in the United States.

How can he casually define a person's race by his skin color

? Ichikatsuhiko only looks Asian on the surface, but actually thinks that he is also a Nico?

Just like you can't assume a person's gender based on his appearance.

Maybe people think that he is a female in his heart, but it just happens to be There is a transvestite who likes to wear men's clothes, and he happens to be gay, so he likes women.

After this punch, it doesn't have the skills of the pastoral female boxers for decades, and other people can't handle it. (For reading Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

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Of course, this possibility can only appear in assumptions.

After all, ordinary people may regard themselves as the opposite sex in their hearts, or imagine themselves as some kind of animal, but few people will imagine themselves as an animal. He casually released a black ghost and tore the chattering farm tool into pieces.

But Xia Yan's behavior instantly aroused constant opposition from the US military, and countless guns were pointed at Xia Yan again.

"You guys seem very unfriendly……"Seeing their behavior, Xia Yan scratched his hair in distress.

"Forget it, they are all going to die anyway."

Bang bang bang bang - after hearing these words, the US troops who realized that Xia Yan had no intention of surrendering or living in peace, chose to shoot without any hesitation.

But the next second, they found Xia Yan's figure coming from the building The top disappeared.

And his voice rang from the top of another building.

"You know, a healthy person can stay in a high temperature of 50℃ for two hours and a high temperature of 70℃ for 15 minutes.……"

"I should thank you for clearing this area of ​​all irrelevant personnel. Otherwise, it will go against the principle I established at the beginning, which is to only kill three-tenths of them.……"

Xia Yan once again took off the camera stuck on his ear and pointed it at himself[]

"Everyone who is watching my live broadcast, I once said that I will dominate this country with absolute violence and terror!"

"You may think that my approach is cruel and evil, and it is an unrealistic delusion."

"But I personally prefer to call it efficient!"

"Of course, they always have another option."

Having said this, Xia Yan's eyes became extremely cold, as if he was looking at something insignificant and inorganic.

"That is to die."

The surging malice is like boiling black mud.

Even if you look at him through the video, you will feel like your heart has stopped under this evil gaze.

"So, next——"

"——Witness the miracle!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the temperature in this area that had just experienced the baptism of a war began to rise sharply. It soon reached 90 degrees Celsius.

And above the heads of the group of American troops, three suns hung high in the sky!.