Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

She is a narcissist, and she has taken a lot of "celebrity photos" of herself, including one that has been hanging on the wall of her home for a long time and now wants to replace it.

After getting into the car, Miss Yang said, "I ate 20 dumplings at noon. "

There are two types of dumplings, one is a real dumpling, which is the size of a xiaolongbao, and the other is a wonton, which is relatively small.

Po asked, "Is it dumplings or wontons?"

She said, "Dumplings." "

He cried out, thinking she was too powerful, and said, "I've eaten twenty dumplings!"

He said, "I can't eat twenty wontons." "

She ate too much and her stomach was very strong, and she said, "This car has a small seat." "

He asked her to pull up the lever under the chair and push the chair back a little. She kicked a lot back at once, and simply unbuttoned the waistband of her pants, which made her feel more comfortable.

She said: "The fourth brother has recently developed two women, which is very powerful, and he said that my performance of 60,000 yuan is hopeful." "

She took out a few hundred yuan to pay back Po, saying, "I sold three bottles of pollen wine!".

Po said, "Oh, you've sold three bottles, that's amazing!".

He didn't want to take it with her, but she insisted that he take it, saying "the bridge is the bridge, and the road is the road." "

She talked and said: "A man in the neighborhood also drives a car like you, he is doing An~Li, I asked him how he is doing, and he said you see that I have not changed to a new car to know how I am doing." "

said: "Not long ago, the old man of the porter saw that I couldn't start the motorcycle, so he came over and said that I should not buy a motorcycle in the future, but buy a car to drive." "

When they went to a flea market in the old city, she immediately thought of Morro Street in Hong Kong, as if she had entered Baoshan, looked here and there, and kept shouting, "It's everything!

He thought it was funny and said, "Just like the old horse, I am happy to be like this when I go to the flea market." "

Passing by a small food stall, an enticing smell wafted over her, and her eyes straightened.

He knew that she couldn't eat anymore, and teased her: "Those who are hungry pass by here and sit down to eat, and those who are not hungry pass by here and have no way to eat, so they can only be anxious." "

They searched for a long time but did not find the sand paintings, but they saw the igniters, one was only three yuan, she bought two, and said: "The igniter of the gas stove at home is broken, and it is inconvenient to use matches every time." "

When she came back, Po almost drove the car to her doorstep without paying attention, she said, "I fought with your wife, can I beat her or can't beat her?"

He said: "You can beat her, you are better than her, step on the door or something." "

She said, "Hey, do you remember?".

She went to step on Lao Chen's door not long ago, but stepped on her own foot.

......

A few days later, Miss Yang called Po again and asked, "Do you want to go to Hanzhou in the afternoon?"

Po asked, "Who are you going with?"

She said, "Abor." "

He also said, "And another woman, a doctor." "

In the afternoon, Po went to pick her up, and she didn't come down, but let him go up. After Ah Bao went up, she said, "Ah Bo called me just now and said that he would not go. He was going to go on a date with that woman in the afternoon. "

In order not to disappoint herself too much, she said: "It's better not to go, they are so old, I am more worried than them." "

As they smoked, she asked, "Do you feel like you've had a lot more to do since you met me this year?"

Her child yelled in the room, saying, "Don't you always light a cigarette with a match, it smells like that!"

Her child wanted to go out to play, and she asked him to wear an extra piece of clothing, but he refused, and the two quarreled.

She said, "You can't go out without wearing it!".

He said, "I want to!".

She said, "If you don't wear it, you won't be given money!".

He said, "If you don't give, you won't give!".

After her children left, she said: "He just called his father, but his father ignored him and said that his car had broken down for the past two days. "

She cried miserably and said, "I've been taking this child for the past few years, and I'm really tired!".

She said: "If I am really angry, I will not come back after I go to HK, I will simply throw it to his father and ask him to bring it himself." "

After she finished speaking, the child said to the neighbor opposite, who threw away the lid of the iron stove she had put at the door to burn paper money.

After saying that, the neighbor said that the whole building, saying that they did not have a sense of public morality, and they were reluctant to turn on the electric light on the stairs at night.

She said: "Since I moved here, the woman on the other side seems to be deliberately trying to oppose me, I repair the threshold, she asked me if I was too high, and told the building manager that I quarreled with her at 12 o'clock in the evening, and the building manager came to ask me, and I said that I was trying the sound." "

She posted a piece of paper on the door that said the man who threw away the lid of her iron stove was rotten, saying, "I must wait until before the Spring Festival to tear it off." "

At this time, one of Bao's out-of-town classmates called him, jokingly asked him which woman he was with, said that he was in a hotel with another classmate, and told him to go.

Seeing that she was still angry, Ah Bao didn't dare to leave immediately, so he cautiously asked her, "Classmates from other places, do you want to go together?"

She asked, "Is it a woman?"

He said, "Male." "

She said, "No, I don't want to be with you men." "

She asked, "When will you be back?"

He said: "After I go, I can't come back, and we have to eat together in the evening." "

She said, "Go and you will go." "

He said, "Then I'm leaving." "

She said, "You go." "

He said, "We'll go to dinner together tomorrow night." "

"I'll talk about it tomorrow," she said. "

Ah Bao planned to go out of the pit before the Spring Festival and took out the prepared New Year's money to her, and as soon as she saw the money, she cried out and said, "Don't want it!

He said: "I can buy something at HK. "

She refused to take it, saying, "I'm afraid I don't have any money?!".

In the evening, Ah Bao and a few classmates called her after dinner, she was in the hair salon, and said: "I'm perming my hair, and I haven't done it yet, I'm too old to eat." "

Ask, "Are you back, and where are you going now?"

He said he wanted to go home, and she told him to go home.

......

The next day, Po called her, and she told him to go.

She said, "If you hadn't called me today, I might have ignored you." "

He asked, "Why?"

She got a lot older after the perm, and he asked, "How much did you perm?"

She said, "Fifty." "

He felt incredulous, cried out, and said, "It's only fifty, why are you so cheap in everything, and you're only fifty when you fix a TV!"

She said: "What's more, add a zero, 900 yuan is 5 and a half discount, and 500 is collected." "

She said: "I was so hungry last night that I asked someone to bring me a hamburger. "

He asked hypocritically, "Why don't you ask me to send it?"

She said, "When you called me, I was already eating. "

She broke the news to him, saying: "That day, Lao Chen came to get PHS, wearing a pair of white leather shoes and a white suit, I was very scared after seeing it, saying that he was perverted, and he still wore white when he was so old." "

said: "Before the Spring Festival, I went to the vegetable market with Lao Chen to buy vegetables, and I threw money to a group of beggars, and Lao Chen was angry, and the whole New Year was endless, which made the whole New Year very unhappy. "

said: "Every time he goes out to gamble for money, he has to be like me when he comes back, I don't know how it happened." "

Ah Bao thought that Miss Yang had three younger sisters, two of whom she had told him many times, and one that she had not, asked curiously, "By the way, why haven't I heard you talk about your youngest sister?"

She said: "She used to work as a flight attendant in an airline, flying international routes, and a boss in Shenzhen wanted to marry her, always asking the driver to drive him, and every time he invited our family out to dinner, and finally she married a classmate." "

In the evening, before they went out to eat, Po took out the New Year's money to her, but she still refused to take it, saying, "Neurotic!".

He said, "I don't know if I'll be able to see you in a few days." "

She said, "Am I dead or what's wrong, can't see me?!".

After eating, Ah Bao took out the New Year's money to give her, but she still refused to take it, saying, "Why do you want to give me the money?

Po said: "It's the Chinese New Year, and you will go to HK in a few days." "

She said: "You didn't make money, wait until you make money, keep it for yourself to spend slowly during the Spring Festival, and ask you when I want it, heh." "

On the way back, she said to him, "You have two wives and two children, you are thirty-one years older than my children, and in the future my children will be twenty-five years old, and you will be fifty-six." "

He said, "I don't have any money, and if I do, we'll have one." "

As soon as she heard about having a baby, she became scared and said, "Oh, I don't want it." "