Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

The bank Xu has not participated in the competition yet, and when he heard that the competition was going to be again, he was the first to sign up.

The bank allowed him to sign up and started to prepare for the game, but he always played badly during practice, and Po laughed at him and said, "I can't go to the game like this!"

Then other people also went to sign up, and Zhang Zhu laughed at himself and said: "I am 100 years old with Zheng Xing!"

Ah Bao was very surprised, thinking that he was not only 50 years old, could it be that he still wanted to get married, so he deliberately said how old he was.

Li Ju also came to play relatively late, did not participate in the competition, went to sign up and was actively preparing for the game, and practiced again in the afternoon after practicing in the morning, but the practice was too much, and he became angry, and his bad breath was very bad.

The fat man was crossed over by the pig brother in the movie "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie", and he didn't participate in the competition that year, and he was hesitating to sign up. He was very unwilling to admit defeat, and said to Po during practice: "Come and count!" and agreed to adopt the trust system, saying: "You look at your side, I look at my side." "

Po didn't trust him and said, "Look at both sides, it's weird to let you talk casually!".

Before Bao was ready, the fat man sent the ball over, and when Bao hit the ball, the fat man was still looking at the string of the racket.

The fat man always said, "We are the same age, sometimes you win and sometimes I win, and the one in good form wins." "

Uncle also wanted to sign up, but he didn't play well and was afraid of being laughed at, so he was waiting for someone to ask him to participate.

He came to practice with everyone every day, and he was even more active than usual, but still no one asked him to participate.

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Po didn't plan to participate, but he still went to practice with them. He is a rebirth, sometimes the skill of playing awakens and sometimes does not awaken, the awakening of the skill of playing recently always wins, and he said happily: "Don't do it, I have been playing for too long and have no energy, it's not that I have no strength, I still have the strength, I have no spirit." "

Lian Sheng didn't want Ah Bao to feel too good about himself, and said, "Jia Bao can't run like me." "

Said to Bao: "You are very good at running horizontally." "

The fat girl, who is a student of Coach Wang, also came to practice with them, saying, "Don't say that I don't dare to play after nearly a year of playing." "

Po asked, "Do you learn first or do my daughter learn first?"

She said, "Your daughter learns first." "

Lian Sheng was superstitious about rackets, thinking that only good rackets could hit good shots, and said: "It takes more than 1,000 yuan to use rackets." "

He borrowed a racket from the power group, and the power group and Liu Huifang had a few rackets, and the power group took a racket that had been hit on the ground and left a dark wound and gave it to him.

Lian Sheng didn't get used to it after changing the shooting line, and he couldn't hit the dessert all the time, saying: "It's like a quilt across it." "

Uncle is very angry today, always grabbing the ball with Bao, it seems that he has been beaten too embarrassed and angry in the past few days.

Coach Wang was called by them as a guide, took Bao's racket, and said, "Your racket is too heavy." "

A few years ago, Ah Bao couldn't get used to Uncle Lao's sassy operation, and recently he was tricked into going to his big boss's classmate's manor to play two or three times and saw that he was fooling a young man from Shenchuan, and wanted to embarrass him once.

One day, Xiao Liu came to them. Xiao Liu is a foreigner, working as a coach in another stadium, and he is very handsome. He sprayed himself fragrant every day, and Shaoqing didn't know where he heard that he sometimes worked as a duck in the hotel.

Uncle asked Xiao Liu if he was still selling auctions, he thought Uncle wanted to buy it, and said, "Yes, do you want to buy it?"

Uncle took out the racket he bought in Guangcheng not long ago and asked, "How much do you guess my racket is worth, I bought it in Guangcheng?"

He was disappointed and asked, "How much did you buy?"

The uncle said, "Offer 1,000 and pay him back 600." "

Ah Bao remembered that Xiao Liu had taken a white fluorescent racket not long ago, and asked, "The white racket you used last time looks quite high-end, what is it called?"

He said: "Yonex, imported from Japan. "

Po asked, "How much?"

He said, "One thousand two." "

After speaking, he went to show the beat to Po as if he was doing a trick.

Po took it to try it out and thought it was too good, not only was it comfortable to hold, but the ball he hit was also very powerful. A woman who couldn't catch the ball he hit cried out and said, "What racket are you holding in your hand?!".

After Po hit it, he took the racket in his hand and looked at it again, and he couldn't put it down. Xiao Liu saw it in his eyes and asked, "How is it?"

Po pretended to say, "It's too heavy." "

He said: "It's better to be this one, like you sweating type, you don't have to put so much effort into it, this is the best." "

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at Po, like a nymphomaniac.

He just brought two rackets at the same time, and Po pretended to ask, "How much is the other one?"

"The other one is cheaper," he said. "

Lian Sheng felt that Ah Bao's things were also his things, and hoped that Ah Bao would buy a good one, saying: "That one is useless, if you want to buy it, you can buy this one." "

Po decided to buy it with him and asked, "How much?"

He said, "One thousand two." "

Po knew that he was talking about a brand new price, bargained with him, and asked, "How about a thousand?" and he immediately said, "Forget it." "

Po took out his wallet and found that he had just bought medicine for his father, and there were only more than 800 left in it.

Lian Sheng saw that Ah Bao bought expensive with him, and said, "If you don't have enough money, wait for the next time." "

Po said, "Then wait for next time." "

Xiao Liu saw that Ah Bao didn't want to buy it with him again, and said, "It doesn't matter if the money is not enough." "

Ah Bao said: "Otherwise, you can take the 800 yuan first, and the other 200 yuan will be given to you next time." "

He said, "Okay." "

Many people were watching, and after Ah Bao went to the dressing room to change clothes, Ah Xiao followed him in and said to him: "You bought a thousand yuan from him for that racket?! I didn't buy it from him the day before yesterday when he offered 500 yuan, 400 yuan is enough." "

Ah Bao knew that he was expensive, but he didn't expect it to be so expensive, and said, "It's only 500 yuan?!".

Ah Xiao said: "The day before yesterday, he sold one to a woman, and it was only two hundred and fifty yuan, and he returned the old one. "

Po said: "This one looks pretty good. "

Ah Xiao said: "Yes, it's not bad, it's just ......".

When Po came out of the locker room, Xiao Liu had already run away.

However, Ah Bao bought this racket mainly because he deliberately threw money to show his uncle, and he was very happy, and when he went home, he told his wife that he had bought this racket, and talked about why the color of this racket is pearl white, which is the same as the mobile phone he bought not long ago.

After a while, Lian Sheng called him and said, "You didn't even ask me to pay him back." "

Po said: "This one looks pretty good, and the ball is very powerful. "

Lian Sheng said: " You put 800 yuan in his place, is it, this is enough, I went to tell him, where is there any 200 yuan, he told me that the new is only 1,000 yuan, where did he find so many new rackets to sell, they are all old, he used to teach in the tennis center, must have unclean hands and feet, I went to tell him that either this, you have to change the string and hand glue or something, otherwise return it to him, be laughed at, you used to buy that yellow racket is also expensive, people only bought more than 400, I went to tell him in the past two days, said that I had to change the string and hand glue to change。 "

A few days later, Ah Bao went to the stadium again, and Master Zhang had already heard about it, and said to Ah Bao: "You are so confused, he took one and sold it to a woman the day before yesterday for only fifty yuan." "

Po said, "Why do you talk less and less?!".

Zhang Zhu said: "It should be regarded as a lesson in life. "

Ah Yang also knew about this, and said to Ah Bao: "I have made money recently! I heard Ah Xiao say it, and I was very angry. "

said: "I will drive him away next time he comes, he has a meal but not a meal, and he will sell it to you if you pay him back 300 yuan." "

A few days later, Xiao Liu came to get the two hundred yuan, Ah Yang didn't let him enter the lounge, and the two of them confronted each other like cockfights at the door for a long time.

At this time, Ah Bao and Lian Sheng were playing on the court, and Lian Sheng went to find him, and when he came back, he said to Ah Bao: "I'll tell him." "

Ah Bao asked: "What did he say?" Lian Sheng said: "He didn't say anything, you have already repaid his price, even if it's okay, 800 yuan is not very expensive." "

Uncle witnessed the whole process of this incident, but he didn't dare to let go of a fart from beginning to end, Ah Bao deliberately teased him and said: "Sometimes I use this racket and sometimes I use that racket, it's the same as changing my wife, it feels so wonderful." "

His head drooped lower and lower, and he looked stupid.

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Coach Wang took Bao's racket and said, "Your racket is too heavy." "

Ah Bao said to Coach Wang: "A few days ago, one of them took this racket and said wow, why is your racket so light? His beats are heavy, not the head heavy, but the tail weight, old-fashioned. "

Coach Wang watched them play for a while, and said to Bao, "Wow, your topspin is getting better and better!"

He looked at it for a while and said to Bao: "Brother Jiabao, your bottom line is good, don't forget that sometimes you can go to the net to volley." "

Po said, "I've been studying lately. "

Ah Bao shouted at the same time as pumping the ball, Zheng Xing couldn't catch it, Ah Bao smiled and said, "I was scared, it's not how hard I played." "

Ah Bao partnered with Coach Wang and said, "I draw the bottom line in the back, you go to the front to volley, your volley is good." After winning, Po said, "The two of us can fight together!"

After the bank Xu watched Po send a ball, he lowered his head, thinking that it would be good if he could send it like this.

Bank Xu played singles with Coach Wang, Coach Wang volleyed in front, Bank Xu couldn't cross over, and there was no way to cross his blockade.

A man came here on a motorbike to watch them play, wondering if he had been sent to scout how they were playing.