Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

It's retirement, not ascension.

It is said that when I first started the tennis crash course, a woman asked Coach Gao for advice.

Coach Gao corrected her method of holding the racket and said, "The head of the racket should be cocked, not hung down." "

She thought none of these men were serious, and walked away with a red face.

In his previous life, Zhang Zhu was a director of intelligence, and he knew many people and many things well, and he actually knew that her husband was in the army.

said: "She looks average, but she is fat and white, wait for someone to find out which department she belongs to." "

also said: "She likes to play very much, and often comes to ask Ah Xiao to play with her." "

Pitch administrator Ah Xiao was a son-in-law in his previous life, and he is a grandma killer in this life, and he thought he had learned it after learning it a few times in advance.

At this time, the shirtless man was playing happily, running from one side of the court to the other side of the court, like a carnival of ethnic minority brothers in a festival.

Zhang Zhu is the director of the court, and he attaches great importance to the glorious image of the court, feels that the court is not a bathhouse, and is not used to seeing Ah Xiao always playing bare-chested.

Dissatisfied, he said, "I don't wear clothes for such an elegant exercise!".

Persuade him to put it on.

After learning a few times in advance, Master Zhang thought he had learned, and pretended to say, "I'll show you a few standardized ones with Lian Sheng." "

The audience was silent, waiting to see his jokes.

After the two of them fought, Mr. Gao commented: "You are the only one who has more standardized movements, and his back swing movements are more in place." "

Lian Sheng used to be a physical education teacher in school, and playing ball was his specialty, and of course he played better than others.

After receiving praise, he held his chest high, as if he was a god of war and a gold medal companion.

Zhang Zhu was not praised, and if he was not praised, he played badly and was embarrassed.

But he is an old man, and he has experienced many embarrassing scenes like this, and he quickly pretended to be nothing.

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Course managers work in two shifts and in the evening.

Lian Sheng always plays when he is at work, and rarely plays when he is not at work, so whenever he goes to work at night, he calls Bao to play in the afternoon or evening, and when he works in the morning, he asks Bao to play in the morning.

On this day, he went to the morning shift, so he asked Bao to play in the morning, and Bao had to send his daughter to kindergarten every morning, and after sending his daughter to the court, he would go to the court to play.

After playing, they returned to the lounge, and this was the time for others to go to work normally, and Zhang Zhu came on a motorcycle.

After Zhang Zhu entered the lounge of the stadium, he saw that Lian Sheng had not cleaned up the room yet, and he was very dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to say it directly because of the situation, and said, "Wash two clothes!" I hope Lian Sheng can understand.

It's just that Liansheng was a son-in-law in his previous life like Ah Xiao, and there are two extremes for his son-in-law, one is to obediently obey his wife and his wife's family, and the other is very resistant, Liansheng belongs to the latter type, so he never washes clothes at home, and thinks that washing clothes is a woman's business, and asks: "What?!".

Master Zhang wasn't sure whether he really didn't understand or fake, so he changed his words and said, "No, I just said that my two clothes need to be washed." "

I walked into the bathroom and smelled a bad smell and said, "The bathroom stinks, I didn't flush it with water!".

When I walked to the gate again, I saw a large pile of garbage and said, "Put away the garbage!"

At this time, Lian Sheng finally understood and said, "Good, good, good." "

Before he could do anything, Master Zhang saw the female administrator Liu Huifang coming and said, "Ah Mei is here." "

As soon as Lian Sheng heard her coming, he immediately said, "Oh, she's coming." "Turn around and walk away.

Liu Huifang crossed over from the TV series "Desire", and Zhang asked her about some work and said, "When did they fight last night?"

"It's not over at nine o'clock," she said. "

Lian Sheng also reported to Zhang Zhu and said: "The above explained that you should not always rent out for these two or three days, and don't meet the leader who wants to come and say that you always rent it out." "

If you don't rent it out, you won't have any money, but it can be recorded in the leader's account. Zhang Zhu said helplessly: "This can be-".

At this time, Master Zhang was not very familiar with Ah Bao, and he was afraid of neglecting him. He said, "Go and play, go and play." "

Po said: "It's already been beaten." "

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A few days later, Ah Bao went to play again in the morning, and returned to the lounge after playing, Zhang Zhu came again, and he saw that this time Lian Sheng had cleaned up the room better, and he didn't need to clean up anymore, so he sat down and talked to Ah Bao.

In addition to playing tennis, Zhang Zhu also likes to pretend to be forced and Shenkan, and pretending to be forced and Shenkan are the standard configuration of these people.

He first taught Po how to play, saying: "Practice the front shot first, don't hit the reverse shot, I can't play the reverse shot at this time." "

Then began to tell the story, Ah Bao was very tired from playing ball just now, and he was covered in sweat, and he felt miserable to listen to him talk about it after sitting down.

When Lian Sheng went to the morning shift, he asked Ah Bao to play ball in the morning, and when he went to the evening shift, he asked Ah Bao to play ball in the afternoon.

Zhang Zhu is the director of the court, and he can go to work all day or not all day, but he feels that the court is his one-third of an acre, and it is better to go to work than not to go to work, so Po can see him every time he goes to play.

Master Zhang was always pretending to be coercive and godly, and said to Bao: "If you want to play, come and play, and then don't care about him, what do they do?!".

After the economic order was reorganized, Uncle Lian Sheng's subsidiary closed down and had nothing to do, and he came to play at this time.

Zhang Zhu used to be very envious of those who did business when the market was good, but now that the market is not good, he looks down on those who do business, and when he saw his uncle coming, he said: "Go in and fight, come and go in and fight, don't waste time, what are you going to do every day?!".

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One day after the rain, Ah Bao and Lian Sheng were playing, and Zhang Zhu went to the tennis court to watch them play after finishing his work on the basketball court.

Lian Sheng was a little weak because he didn't do things with him just now, and he only cared about playing by himself, so when he saw him come in, he hurriedly said to Bao: "Cigarettes! Cigarettes!".

Every time Bao went to play, he carried a pack of "China" with him, hurriedly handed Zhang Zhu cigarettes, and asked him to wait a while to go to dinner together.

Master Zhang didn't dare to be called and went away, pretending to say, "Don't." "

Lian Sheng helped: "It's very convenient, just eat nearby." "

Master Zhang had no choice but to agree, saying, "If you want, wait until I go home and finish the matter, and then leave, just for a while." "

Every time someone invited him, he said so, saying that he was going back to cook for his father, whose home was near the stadium.

Ah Bao took them to Lao Ma's food stall for dinner, Ah Bao didn't know that Zhang Zhu liked to drink very much, and asked, "What kind of wine do you want to drink, is the beer good?"

Zhang Zhu said: "I don't want beer, liquor is good." "

Zhang Zhubai's stomach was pretending to be forced and spitting, and he suddenly said that he went to Guizhou to collect tung oil, and suddenly said that he was a scholar, and said that he used to be in charge of a nightclub and lost hundreds of thousands, so that the leader was in a bad mood when he was back, and this time the trauma just started the court again.

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Ah Bao still wanted to do business at this time, and one night he went to the stadium to talk to Lian Sheng about cooperating with his brother-in-law in business.

At this time, the basketball court is brightly lit, and many people are playing basketball, saying that they are going to participate in a street 3x3 basketball game after training.

Zhang Zhu moved the coffee table and chairs to a cool place outside, and Ah Bao asked, "Why is the market so good tonight?"

Pretending to be forced and Shenkan is their standard, Zhang Zhu said: "It's like this every night!".

Po said, "So the night is busier than the day?".

"It's really busier at night than during the day," he said. "

Zhang Zhu claimed to be a cultural person, disdainful of business, and would only pretend to be coercive and godlike, and interjected: "That is, there is money to liberate all mankind." "

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One day, Ah Bao went to play again, and Zhang Zhu was pretending to be with God again, saying: "The leader came to play, followed by a large number of people, and I scolded him." Wearing leather shoes, I stepped in, and Lord Zhou said that I was doing this right. "

At this time, I saw someone on the court outside with a wiper picking up the ball, and hurriedly said to Ah Yang: "Brother, they are picking up the ball with a wiper, go and take it away with them, and make trouble." "

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One day, Ah Bao went to play again, and a man who had no chance to play after playing in a crash course in tennis complained to Zhang Zhu: "I don't want to have an improvement class." "

Zhang Zhu said: "The money comes, the money comes to do it, the improvement class is more than that, what to do with 50 yuan to improve the class, don't 'squeak' as soon as you put away the money." "

Another day, Ah Bao took his daughter to the court, and Lian Sheng said to Zhang Zhu: "In the summer, our two families always go swimming together. "

After seeing Ah Bao's daughter, Lord Zhang said, "Like a family treasure." "

When he went to get a can of drink and gave it to her, Po said, "Say thank you to your uncle." "

Zhang Zhu said: "Thank you, how can you say thank you?!".

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Soon they were caught in a hair salon.

Lord Zhou doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and he has been running to the court for the past two days.

She knew that Ah Yang had acquaintances, and she and Zhang Zhu were each fined 5,000 yuan and released that night, while Lian Sheng and Ah Xiao had no acquaintances, and they were released the next day after being fined 5,000 yuan.

She told people that Lian Sheng and Ah Xiao squatted in it all night, and suffered a little, saying that one of them was beaten and his eyes were swollen!

Ah Yang has acquaintances, and Zhang Zhu and the two were fined 5,000 yuan each and released that night, Lian Sheng and A Xiao had no acquaintances, and they were released the next day after a fine of 5,000.