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Uncle used to be a person who didn't like to joke, but since he came to play with everyone, he became fond of jokes, and told Bao that not long ago, Chang Mei came to play, and the fat man pulled against her, and said while pulling: "I'll play with you slowly! I'll play with you slowly!".

Lian Sheng said: "Fat people dare to play the most." "

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On this day, Ah Bao called his uncle, not his uncle called Ah Bao.

Uncle said for the first time: "Don't, I only hit yesterday." And he said, "If you want, you can fight for a while, I have something to do tonight, so don't fight for too long." "

Po was wearing a new sportswear today, and he didn't know if he was saying it to others or to himself, saying, "If you wear this outfit to play, you can't lose!"

Ah Bao didn't know whether Uncle had won or lost in stock speculation recently, so in order to get confirmation, he said to the fat man: "Hey, Uncle plays well is to win in stock speculation, and if he doesn't play well, he is to lose in stock speculation." "

When playing ball, Uncle ran very fast, and Bao looked a little worried, and said to him: "Don't chase the ball if it's too far, the ground is too slippery." "

Uncle didn't know if he had good intentions, and said, "If it's too far, of course don't chase it!"

The bank Xu played with his uncle, and the bank Xu always grabbed his ball, and the uncle was very annoyed. Ah Bao said: "If it's me, let him rob it, and we'll just rest." Uncle said, "Zhi Dalang!"

At this time, someone called my uncle, and my uncle said, "I always say that he doesn't listen, you have a way to talk about him!"

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Uncle has been playing hard again recently, shouting while playing, "Good ball!" Po heard it and found that it looked very much like his sister's youngest son.

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On this day, they went to play again, Uncle and Li Ju brought the child to learn to play, Li Ju told the child how to play from afar, and Uncle kept telling people that it was my child. After the bank came, they waited for a long time and didn't have to fight, saying that they brought two children to make trouble.

Ah Bao first played singles with Uncle for a while, and he was always tired of fighting, and then played Lian Sheng and Bank Xu with Li Ju, and also won against them.

Po hit another good ball and joked, "I'm still embarrassed and embarrassed after a long time after playing a good ball." "

The bank was in a very depressed mood today, and the fat man said, "Why didn't Ah Xu beat him?!" The bank Xu said in frustration: "My child is sick!".

Uncle also didn't have self-knowledge, and was saying, "The level of the four people is about the same!" The fat man asked him what left and right eyebeats were, and he didn't bother to answer such questions, Ah Hua said, "You're asking a scientist!".

Uncle Xu was angry about the bank Xu snatching his ball, and said to Bao: "I asked Ah Xu if you were in the countryside when you were a child, and he said yes." "

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That night they were going to drink again.

Lian Sheng said: "My wife sometimes complains, and I tell her to fight to death." "

Ah Bao said: "If your wife says this in the future, you will say that your uncle is also playing ball all day long." "

While playing, the power group said to Bao: "Uncle and his wife have breast cancer. "

Bao said: "I am not afraid of breast cancer, as long as it has not spread, it is fine. "

The power group said: "It has spread. "

Po said, "It's spreading? He seemed to be very happy. "

Tonight's wine was brought by the power group, and after drinking, he was going to take the bottle back, and Mr. Gao hurriedly helped him get the box.

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On this day, Ah Bao called his uncle, he was taking care of his wife in the hospital and always thought that he was playing well, saying: "There is no way today, there must be a way tomorrow." "

The next day they went to play, and after Po served, Uncle never got it, saying, "Eh, strange!".

Po played well today, and Uncle said, "He's always at home at night, of course." "

Po said angrily, "You guys should go to a woman less!"

Uncle said that buying a car talked for a long time, and finally the child was admitted to graduate school, and wanted to enjoy it, so he bought a 330,000 beautiful car, and people are not as good as the sky, and soon the stock market came, and he made a lot of money, and people joked: "330,000 yuan to buy a car, at this time when 600,000." "

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On this day, Uncle came back after going out, and couldn't find anyone to play on the court, so he called Bao and asked, "Did you play yesterday? Who? He doesn't know if he will come later, ignore him, if no one comes, I will sit down and eat tea and go back to sleep!"

The next day they went to play, and the uncle played for a while and said, "The kid is going to pick him up when he comes back in Fukagawa." "I drove away.

The next day, he brought his children to play ball, and he had a great time, and kept talking about what Mr. Zhang and Coach Wang taught him when he was a child.

Then he fought the others, and the sneak attack was unsuccessful, and he laughed ugly. The power group said to Bao: "Uncle can think about it, people like him have a high IQ. "

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After Uncle Xu beat the bank very badly, he couldn't find anything to retaliate against, and said to Bao: "I asked Ah Xu if you were in the countryside when you were a child, and he said yes." "

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The bank Xu always grabbed other people's balls, Uncle was very angry, Ah Bao said: "If it were me, he would rob him and let him grab it, and we could rest." Uncle said, "Zhi Da*!"

Ah Bao sowed discord and said to the fat man: "Hey, if my uncle plays well, he has recently won in stock speculation, and if he doesn't play well, he has recently lost in stock speculation." Talking to Lian Sheng and Uncle Fat, the fat man said: "Fuck Haiping has been going to the floating scene recently, and he is full of fragrant fragrance, saying that the longan south dance is only 50 yuan, and I agree to touch it, I said that you can touch it for 50 yuan, and he said that you can cook it." "

Uncle didn't know who to answer, and said, "I always say that he doesn't listen, you have a way to talk to him!".

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On this day, Ah Bao called his uncle, and his uncle said, "No, I have already called yesterday." Then he said, "If you want, I'm going to fight for a while, I have something to do tonight, don't fight for too long." "

Ah Bao was a little unhappy, and was about to say to him: "After Teacher Gao taught you, you didn't do what Teacher Gao taught." "

When he was playing, Po saw him running like a bird flying, so he beware of him falling and said, "Don't chase the ball if it's too far away, the ground is too slippery." "

Uncle said, "If it's too far, of course don't chase it!"

Ah Bao asked his uncle, "Have you ever read a book of soldiers?" Uncle didn't know what he was going to say.

Uncle played a good game, and Bao said: "I played a good game, and I was embarrassed for most of the day." "

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Po got better and better, and the more they fought with him, the more he thought about it, the more funny he felt. Uncle was afraid that people would say that he didn't play well, so he always said, "The level of the four is about the same." "

Uncle doesn't know why today, he always talks about the family tennis team or something.

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The stadium has been buzzing lately.

Uncle and Li Ju both brought their children to fight, and the two were very happy, and Li Ju was standing in the distance and kept shouting, it turned out that he was instructing the child how to fight. Uncle kept telling people, "That one is my child!"

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Uncle saw that Ah Bao sometimes went to fight with a few children, and wanted to change to call Bank Xu, but Bank Xu didn't like to fight with him, and he always didn't go in after the last time he came, and Uncle was very angry.

Uncle rebelled immediately after complaining to Bao, and went to have a good chat with a Mandarin speaker, saying, "We two beat them two!" or something, it's a villain.

Ah Bao was easily accepted by the bank, and he was very unhappy.

Uncle wanted to buy mineral water, and kept asking this and that, but Liu Ju and the Forest Bureau said no.

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Now that there are more people coming to play, Ah Bao wants to stagger the time with them and find Uncle who has nothing to do to play the best.

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Uncle Ah hadn't come back for the Mid-Autumn Festival, so Ah Bao deliberately derogated him, saying, "If he doesn't have a woman outside, it's stupid! "

A few days later, Uncle came to play, and Bao asked, "Will you come back before the Mid-Autumn Festival or after the festival?"

"Came back last night," he said. "

Po asked, "Can't you buy a plane ticket?"

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On this day, they were going to drink again, and Po was going to drive his sister's new car, and the fat man just asked him to pick him up.

During the meal, Uncle wanted to curry favor with the power group and praised him for playing well, but Po deliberately learned from him what he said.

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Uncle always didn't catch Po's ball well, saying, "Yes, yes

But unexpectedly, he played well, and Ah Bao praised him and said, "Uncle is playing very well!"

After his uncle was praised by him, the more he beat him, the better he became.

Then Po directed a farce and told the fat man to stand in front of the net and volley.

At first, the fat man didn't dare, only stood in the midfield, Ah Bao told him to stand up boldly, don't worry about the back, don't be nervous, after explaining this, he will draw the opponent's bottom line in the back to create opportunities for the fat man, and the fat man will frequently succeed, and the more he fights, the more and more energetic.

Po said: "It's like beating your own child, you can hit wherever you want!".

After winning, Bao was happy and said, "Lang (we) also have today! Lang (we) also have today!".

After doing this a few times, Ah Bao was afraid that he would lose if he continued to fight, so he said to the fat man: "Don't wait, don't wait for them to break it." "Didn't fight like this again.

Uncle was very unconvinced, and said, "The tiger bites the pig at night!"

Lian Sheng said: "I was just laughed at by them and my feet became soft, so I lost." "

The fat man said to Bao: "I used to think how powerful Lian Sheng was. "

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Uncle was in the hospital with his mother, and when he heard that they were starting to play, he couldn't wait to come and participate, but there was a traffic jam on the road, and he was very angry when he arrived, but when the mortal family offended him a little, he glared at them, and Ah Bao gave him a blank look.

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Po took a bottle of red wine out for everyone to drink.

After seeing it, the bank wanted to come down and drink, but how did he know that he had won this game, but he didn't come down to drink.

In the second set, he won again, and the fat man played with the bank Xu, as if he was about to cry, saying, "There is no wine to drink." "

When the uncle saw that they were all drinking and didn't want to play, he was very angry and threw the ball into the air. They were all hungry, and Po said, "Come and eat beef kueh, and tell him to stir-fry!"

After Lian Sheng drank Bao's red wine, he called Bao the next day and asked if there was anything else, saying that it was very delicious, and he would play ball and drink wine tomorrow.