I never pretend, but I am a teacher in the world of pretending.
As soon as these words came out, it instantly caused a craze in the heavens.
After all, this sentence seems to be a non-pretentious explanation, but in fact it is even more pretentious.
Zhang Xuan?
Who is this Zhang Xuan?
An Lan:"Who is this person, and can he be exposed?"
Sun Wukong:"I have finally figured it out. Pretending is something that both strong and weak people should have, and I am the same."
Li Qiye:"Where is my sheep? If it is not in all the worlds?"
Xiao Huohuo:"It seems that the real person is not simple! He must be an amazing existence, otherwise, how could he say that I am from the world of pretense? What does a teacher say?"
Library World.
Zhang Xuan’s mind is full of question marks
"This seems to be talking about me!"
"I've just traveled through time, and it's my turn! ?"
"It seems that my identity as the Son of Destiny can no longer be concealed."
Zhang Xuan is extremely looking forward to all this.
Looking forward to seeing his future, looking forward to seeing how he can show off.
"Teacher in the world of pretentiousness, this title is so great"
"From now on, I will be the master of pretenders, invisibly one level higher than the so-called king of pretenders."
Dark Journey to the West.
Lion Camel Ridge!
Skeleton Ruo Ridge, Skeleton Ruo.
At this time, the three demon kings gathered together.
When they saw the pretentious characters passing by, the Golden Winged Dapeng King couldn't sit still.
He laughed:"I am the Tathagata's biological uncle, and I can eat a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers at a time. People in the world have words to prove it! One person ten steps away, leaving no trace for thousands of miles!"
"When it comes to so-called toughness, who can surpass me?"
……
Journey to the West.
Heaven.
The Jade Emperor silently awaits
"It's sixth place, why can't it be my turn?"
"Is this emperor really not favored? ?"
"497." At this time, Taibai Jinxing complimented:"Your Majesty, as the Lord of the Three Realms, you must be on the list."
The Jade Emperor couldn't be excited about this kind of compliment.
How many times he looked forward to it, but how many times he was disappointed.
But looking at the ways of showing off in the world, he also learned a lot of ways to show off.
For example Every sentence is a pretentious sentence.
If you use it on a specific occasion, it will definitely shock everyone.
Such as developing series, dimensionality reduction strike, changing vests....
It can be considered a small gain.
One by one, the powerful men paid close attention to the sky.
Not only did he want to see if the person being exposed was himself, but he also wanted to see how Zhang Xuan pretended to be cool. finally...
Canopy exposure
【Zhang Xuan was originally an ordinary librarian on Blue Star. After encountering a fire, his soul traveled to the famous master continent.】
【Formerly a useless teacher at Hongtian College, he caused a student to go crazy and was suppressed by the school. If he can't recruit more students, he will be expelled from the school.】
【In order not to be expelled from school, he chose to go out and recruit apprentices】
【At this time, the golden finger"Tiandao Library" is activated, which can discover the shortcomings of various things and repair them....】
All heavens and worlds:"???"
Love is another time traveler.
It has to be said that there are really too many time-travelers nowadays.
And they discovered a law inexplicably.
It seems that the identity of a time traveler is quite awesome. After coming to another world, Judah Concept will become the son of destiny and rise all the way.
Xiao Huohuo, Ye Hei, Xu Que....
Each one is a clear example.
The ancient world.
Inside the Zixiao Palace.
Hongjun fell into deep thought
"Time traveler?"
"Blue Star! ?"
It has to be said that as the ancestor of Tao, Hongjun has the courage to discover problems.
Through this period of time watching the sky, he has discovered the law
"The word"traveler" was born in Blue Star"
"And most of the people who travel through it come from Blue Star."
"This blue star looks inconspicuous! Why are so many children of destiny born?"
Thinking of this,
Hongjun's face was solemn.
Mysterious.
Very mysterious.
This Blue Star definitely has a secret.
Fight to break the world.
Xiao Huohuo touched his chin, revealing his deep thoughts.
"Sure enough, the system cheat has appeared"
"Able to discover the shortcomings of various things and repair them..."
"Isn’t that pretty awesome? If you find a problem with the skill, you can complete it; if you find a problem with the formation, you can complete the formation; if you find a problem with the elixir, you can complete the problem....."
At this moment, Xiao Huohuo's eyes lit up.
He seemed to know how Zhang Xuan was showing off.
As a mentor, he can identify all kinds of problems. Even if his strength is low, in the eyes of others, he is a boss.
【Subsequently, Zhang Xuan participated in the teacher evaluation and passed the assessment to become a famous teacher. He rescued students in danger, became a saint recognized by heaven, and successfully understood the Eye of Understanding.】
【Encountered Master Kong's apprenticeship, he broke into the Hall of Famous Masters alone. Create an immortal clone through the Nine Heavens Lotus Embryo, serve as the dean of the Academy of Famous Teachers, understand the mystery of his life experience, continue to grow stronger, and become the top powerhouse in the mainland.】
【He single-handedly invaded the interior of the Foreign Spirit Clan, annihilated an army of 100,000 people, and successfully saved mankind. Help the disciple become the king of the Foreign Spirit Clan and completely solve the hidden dangers of the Foreign Spirit Clan】
【Enter the Kunxu realm where the Zhuzi families are located, and kill the gods from heaven. Follow the footsteps of Master Kong and travel across the continent, break through the ancient sages and become the master of heaven and earth. 】
in the screen.
Through Golden Finger, Zhang Xuan taught each student.
The subsequent students became more and more awesome.
Zhang Xuan even taught these disciples how to show off
"Emperor Zhuoyang, why don’t you like to wear underwear? My majestic emperor, can you please pay attention to your image?"
"Fairy Linglong, if you have insomnia again tonight, you can come to me. I am very good at singing lullabies."
"And you, Demon Lord Qiankun, can you eat less green onions, do you want to smoke me to death?"
Countless people in the world were dumbfounded.
The people mentioned in the picture were also dumbfounded.
Emperor Zhuoyang:"???"
Emperor Zhuoyang:"???"
Demon Lord of Heaven and Earth:"???"
What the hell?!
They were taught, but this teaching....
"I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, I can’t stand it any more. My feelings for you, a pretentious teacher, are like this."
"You can see that he is a good teacher who loves to teach others!"
"Suddenly I realized that this is how you pretend to be cool. Let the disciples do the pretending thing. Anyway, it was all taught by me. You are awesome, I am your teacher, I am even more awesome than you are...."
【Break through the seal set, successfully enter the abandoned continent, become stronger through experience, become the master of the four major sects, uncover the secrets behind it, eliminate the evil clone of Master Kong, break through and be promoted to a powerful god】
【Entering the God Realm from the sky, constantly breaking through and becoming stronger, first becoming a powerful god, and then becoming a powerful god king, obtaining the title of King of the Nine Heavens, being promoted to the emperor, and returning the library to the way of heaven.】
【Successfully enter the Tao with emotion, transcend with emotion, and successfully break through the shackles of the emperor. 】
in the screen.
Zhang Xuan has already used the golden finger to become stronger.
But in the end the library was returned to Tiandao.
And his footprints are all over the world.
Countless people followed what he taught.
Indeed, I never pretend, but I am a teacher in the world of pretending.
The picture gradually freezes.....
See this picture.
All the planes don’t know what to say.
It's really a new trick to show off.
Library World.
Emperor Zhuoyang, Fairy Linglong, and Demon Lord Qiankun could not sit still.
Although Zhang Xuan will be very strong in the future.
But as strong men, they don’t want to lose face?
It’s really embarrassing and has been thrown into the world.
"go to him"
"Yes, I want to see how good he is as a teacher."
And as time goes by, the picture changes again
【The top ten pretentious people who must be mentioned】
【The seventh place, Era Immortal King Fang Han】
【From the eternal world】
【First there is creation and then there is heaven. Before creation, I was born no more than eighteen years old, and one year of chaos is one year! 】
Fang Lao Mo:"Ah! Did I pretend to be on the list?"
Sun Wukong:"Isn't this Fang Lao Mo of the eternal world? In addition to the way of war, he also has research on this way?"
Tongtian Cult Leader:"Wan Wan Unexpectedly, I can actually see this strong man."
Gu Chensha:"I want to compete with the Immortal King of the Era." (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
A picture gradually emerged. ,
【Rising from the slaughter, born from the bloody storm! 】
The earth is sinking, and the sky is being torn apart.
The vast world is littered with corpses.
And a rising figure continues to cross the long river of time and space, seeking to survive in the extreme state of death.
A baby emerged from the chaos
【First there is creation and then there is heaven, and my body is before creation. Born to be only eighteen years old, one year of chaos is one year. ]
Xiao Huohuo:"This is Old Demon Fang."
Master Tongtian:"A Chaos is one year, eighteen years old. From this point of view, this Old Demon Fang has spanned eighteen fifty-six billion years..."
Xiao Huohuo:"How long is a Chaos?"
Sun Wukong:"I haven't been practicing Taoism for long, so this makes a person only eighteen years old when he was born, and a Chaos lasts one year. Pretend, you are really pretending!" The same goes for everyone. Stunned.
I never expected that seeing Fang Laomo again would be in such a way.
Curious, they continued to look at[]
Accompanied by the baby's low voice:"You are only eighteen years old when you are born, and one chaos is one year."
The entire vast chaotic time and space was filled with excitement.
【The sun and the moon are destroyed but I am immortal, the heaven and the earth are decayed but I am immortal]
Chaos collapsed, time flowed backwards, but his figure could not be buried0......
With his scolding sound, the entire chaos was reversed, the universe reached its peak, and the sun and moon became empty. clatter! clatter!! clatter!!!
The baby strolled out of the chaotic void.
It seems that it has overcome the obstacles of space and the erosion of time and space.
Growing up step by step.
It seems like there is chaos every year.
In the blink of an eye, a child gradually turned into a teenager.
Grow into a teenager.
A familiar figure appeared again.
Fang Lao Mo.
It's Fang Lao Mo.
Then, with every step he took, he began to chant
【When I gain eternal life, all sentient beings in the billions of worlds will enter the immortal world. Time is like water, and the dead are like this! 】
As he chanted, the entire chaos produced a huge shock.
Billions of worlds, countless trillions of creatures.
From the initial struggle, all the creatures finally turned into surrender and began to believe.
It's just like what I said, when I gain eternal life, all sentient beings in the billions of worlds will enter the fairyland.
At this moment, all living beings seemed to have become a community of destiny with the boy.
A surprising scene occurred.
I saw that the young man's longevity turned into thoughts.
A thought filled the chaos.
The whole chaos is filled and lingering.
A chaos of 5.6 billion years.
One thought filled the air with chaos.
With just one thought, he possessed a chaotic life span.
Truly the opposite!
It also truly explained a truth to the heavens.
It’s not that you have longevity because of longevity, but you have longevity because you have longevity.
【When I receive eternal life, all heretics will not enter the world. All living beings will not be corroded by outsiders...]
Accompanied by Fang Laomo's chant.
Endless creatures kept singing along.
They completely surrendered to outsider erosion.
【When I gain eternal life, all living beings in the heavens and billions of motes of dust will be at ease when they recite my name, infinitely and infinitely! 】
Accompanied by all living beings, bursts of singing.
People kept calling Fang Laomo's name.
Everyone felt at ease at this moment.
Tens of billions of sentient beings chanting the name of this old demon one after another
【When I gain eternal life, all evil will eventually be destroyed…】
【When I gain eternal life, all my karma will be finally released…】
【When I gain eternal life, all living beings in all time and space, in the past and in the future, and all kinds of stars shattered into dust, who chant my name in their hearts, will gain eternal life....】
Accompanied by chants.
The huge chaos caused unprecedented changes.
When Fang Laomo stopped singing, the entire chaos seemed to be completely frozen.
Time and space seem to have lost any meaning.
A moment of beauty.
And Fang Laomo trampled on the eight pagodas, with the wings of freedom growing on his back, and holding the legendary staff in his hand.
The Spear of Judgment floats in front of you in the void, and the seven holy weapons of the barbarians surround it.
The laws of the great road are intertwined,Yuan swallows chaos. moment.
Fifty-six Chaos was filled.
Really eighteen years old, but a chaos is eighteen years old in one year.
Gradually the picture is fixed.
After seeing what Fang Laomo did.
Everyone was shocked.
It was so shocking.
Xiao Huohuo:"How should I put it? Fang Laomo is the weapon spirit of the Gate of Immortality. He is a low-key person and pursues the path to immortality. He never seems to show off, but often invisible pretense is the most deadly!"
Ye Hei:" First there is creation and then there is heaven. I am in front of creation. This sentence is really awesome."
City Lord Luo:"So this is the invisible pretense in the legend. I learned it, I learned it."
Xu Que:"That's right. Ignoring Fang Laomo, this Fang Laomo became the Immortal King of the Era, and he even knows how to show off invisibly. He is really an indispensable part of our Zhaotian Gang!" The prehistoric world.
Each saint was shocked by it.
In fact, this old man has the magic power of many years. even....Created a good story....
Biyou Palace.
Leader Tongtian praised:
"First there is creation and then there is heaven. Before creation, I was only eighteen years old when I was born. One year of chaos is one year!"
"This sentence is comparable to any pretentious sayings or domineering quotes."
"As a member of the prehistoric world, I deeply agree."
Purple Sky Palace.
Hongjun, the old Taoist, inexplicably thought of the scene where he had become a saint in front of everyone.
"Lying high in the nine layers of clouds, the truth lies in the futon.
Beyond the dark and yellow world, I shall be the leader of the teachings.
Pan Gu gave birth to Tai Chi, and the two rituals and four phenomena followed.
One teaching is passed on to three friends, and two teachings are divided into sections.
The leader of Xuanmen City transformed into Hongjun in one breath."
These words are also extraordinary.
Is this also invisible pretense?
If so, is it possible for Hongjun to be among the top ten pretentious figures?
Finally, in the eyes of a pair of expectant eyes.
The picture changed again.
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