The second short video, the top ten divine sentences at the beginning!

Chat stream?

Is it the chat stream they know?

All the time travelers were dumbfounded.

I never expected that there is such a genre!

Xiao Huohuo:"Chat stream, chat group? I have to say, I'm stupid."

Xu Que:"It feels like someone is playing tricks."

Qin Shihuang:"Different members come from different worlds, isn't this possible? This so-called group chat can change the world."

For a time, many planes became interested.

Although this school is not like Goudao-ryu, Darkness-style, or Confucian-Daoist style, it is novel! finally.

The picture of the sky changes

【Song Shuhang, male, is a son of a plane in the world of cultivation chat groups.】

【Nicknames: Song Ba, squirrel, mammal with hand, Song dog egg...】

【A second-year student from University Town. Because there is only one difference between his nickname and Yurouzi, he is known as Taoist nickname.】

【He was mistakenly drawn into the group by True Lord Huangshan, and later came into contact with the world of cultivation due to a series of events and became a monk.】

【I longed for the novel style of flying swords, shuttles with sword lights, and the style of Confucian swordsmen who laughed proudly all over the world. Unfortunately, it went against my expectations. I was born with a talent for swordsmanship. Many Confucian masters also said that I have no connection with Confucianism.】

【During the kidnapping incident of Demon King Anzhi and the one-time flying sword incident of Senior Bai, he also suffered from severe fear of heights and speed. When flying the sword, he needed to install guardrails on the magic weapon to feel at ease.】

【He has great luck comparable to that of Senior Bai. He has had many adventures since he entered cultivation, and he has been steadily promoted at a rate of one level per month.】

【His unparalleled promotion speed made the seniors around him feel heartbroken. And compared to Senior Bai, luck is safer, and it comes with a +100 aura of taunting against disasters.】

【According to the statistics of a boring senior in the group, Song Shuhang's great luck also has the characteristics of seeking good fortune and avoiding disaster, but it is Song Shuhang himself who is injured every time.】

【Even if the people around you have great luck, you don't have to worry about a meteorite suddenly hitting you like Senior Bai, because the meteorite will most likely come towards Song Shuhang.】

【This kind of luck is called"sharing the blessings and resisting the difficulties" by people in the group. Whenever they explore the secret place, they will immediately invite them to go there.....】 in the screen.

May 20, 2019.

Song Goudan was accidentally pulled into a cultivation chat group by a man named Huangshan Zhenjun.

"Many gods have appeared in the"Jiuzhou No. 1" cultivation group. They all regard themselves as the masters of the Immortal Mansion Cave. Even the pets they raise claim to be mythical beasts, the kind that can transform.

Every day in the group, they talk about various kinds of cultivation and refining. Topics such as medicine and longevity

"Second grade, really too middle grade?"700

"What age are you in, and you are still doing this?!"

Song Goudan thought he had invited the wrong person, so he didn't care.

He didn't leave the group either, but looking at the chat history became a part of his life.

Until one day....

June 1st.

Get a simplified version of the pure body liquid and elixir recipe [shared by pharmacists] through group messages.

June 2nd.

Obtained Intermediate Spirit Ghost*1+(Soul-Sealing Ice Bead*1) [Given by Yurouzi].

June 4th.

Obtain a simplified version of pure body liquid medicinal materials * 2 boxes of 32 copies [gift from Yurouzi].

Successfully refined the simplified version of body fluid * 1 serving of 5 spoons (use induction cooker + pots and pans).

Take the simplified version of Pure Body Liquid*1 spoon (I believe that cultivating immortals really exists).

The first time I spoke in a cultivation chat group, I officially entered the world of cultivation.

All heavens and worlds.

After seeing this wave of operations.

Call Lao 6 directly....

I never expected that this so-called chat flow would actually be like this.

This guy named Song Goudan got so many opportunities just like that.

And one thing is that this Song Goudan has a shocking attribute.

Comes with +100 aura against disaster taunts.

Xiao Huohuo:"It's a blessing to share it, but it's hard for Shuhang to resist! This is so awesome, it makes me want to team up with this Song Goudan."

Chen Beixuan:"I'll pretend to be cool? You can do it if you have trouble. Resistance, this teammate is so good."

Ji Dong:"Drunk, this Song Goudan always thought that this chat group was full of middle-aged teenagers, even middle-aged and old people. Who knows, one day, his three views will be changed Overturned, this scene..."

【After his resurrection, he seemed to have been cursed. Once he gets a new resurrection weapon, he will die within a month.】

【Moreover, each death was fresh and refined, and would never be repeated. Slowly, with experience, I could smell the scent of the monk's resurrection weapon. In the end, I even proved the Tao through death, and realized a way to live towards death.】

【After learning how to leave the body, he created a set of"Song's Retreat Method", also known as the backstage training method, which involves seclusion and water groups. Any senior who saw Song Shuhang's retreat would call it soulless and insult the retreat.】

【After becoming a monk, under the plan of the seniors in the group, he became the receptionist for Senior Bai when he came out of seclusion. This incident changed Song Shuhang's life.】

【After Li Tiansu died, he established cause and effect with the ring and awakened his"dream talent". He could rely on other people's cause and effect to experience other people's lives in the form of dreams.】

【During the Broken Immortal Platform Incident, because he was too old and had no innate Qi in his body, he modified the Thirty-Three Beasts Innate Qi Kung by Senior Bai himself.】

【In the Battle of Duanxiantai, he replaced Chu Chu against the Virtual Sword Sect, and relied on the pressure of the opponent's second level to break through to the second level true master.】

【I learned the importance of the road number in the walking tractor competition. I originally planned to imitate the Beihe Sanren and name me Shujian Sanren, but I considered that the road number is an important thing related to my future life.】

【He asked the seniors in the group to give him names. Since the seniors gave too many Taoist names, he chose Domineering Song Yi, White Whale Swordsman (who was given to his disciple Joseph after the plan), and Xundao Scholar (who later married Zi Chuchu)..】

【These seven names are the Vajra Gentleman's Sword (later given to his disciple Xiaocai), the Shanxin Monk (later gifted to his disciple Shan), the Wooden Taoist (later gifted to his disciple Mi Lulu), and the Shushan Jushi (later gifted to his disciple Chitong). , plan to use it every day.....】

As the story progresses.

One by one, the stories were revealed.

The characteristics of all Taoist friends and fairies in Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

Three Waves Disease, the pharmacist's skills are weak, the mother of Huangshan is very tired, the concert of Dharma King Good Fortune, who is the true face of the Bronze Trigram, the Saints of Beihe Sanren Water Group, the Sixth Fairy of the East, a generation of car gods.

Yurouzi, who is very nervous, is constantly scheming about Master Lingdie, master of certificate processing, Snow Wolf Cave Master, and giving birth to a team, True Lord Shark Ba.

Sea Urchin Warrior Terrier.

You are dead, sinful human being.

Today, no one can save you!

Anyone who is stained with the blood of our sea urchin warriors will be the common enemy of sea urchin warriors all over the world. You cannot escape, even to the ends of the earth.

Not only you, but also your family will be punished by the Sea Urchin Warriors!

You can't hide, you have no way to survive!

However, if you obediently cut off your head, I can spare the lives of your family!

All heavens and worlds.

This is the first time they have seen this funny world

"Phew!"

"No, no, no, I'm going to laugh to death"

"6666, it’s really 6"

"In this walking tractor competition, there are seven road numbers that change every week. Are you serious?"

【After the Bishui Pavilion incident, the spirit ghost in his body was forcibly borrowed by Scholar Liuli. Later, due to Liuli Scholar's long-distance transmission of skills, he broke through to the third level War King and caused the eleventh catastrophe with a probability of one in a billion.】

【In the Evil Lotus incident, I dreamed of being in the Evil Lotus. After hearing the conversation between the Tiandao Striped Dragon and the Tiandao Dragon Two, I imitated the dance of the Tiandao Striped Dragon and cut off the connection between the Evil Lotus and the Golden Lotus world, blocking the"Nine Nether Ball Master"."Attack" and became the master of the core world】

【In order to treat Li Yinzhu's cold illness, he borrowed a large number of 8th and 9th grade spiritual stones from Senior Bai. After that, he began to live a life of negative spiritual stones. Whenever he had a large number of spiritual stones in his hand, he would be in trouble due to various reasons. exhausted】

【During the Three Jin and Four Heavenly Tribulations, he accidentally formed a team with the Fu Master of Seven Lives Mansion, Tian Ya Zi, Chang Yuan Zi, the old man, and the Xuanfeng Valley puppet to overcome the Tribulation. The Heavenly Tribulation rose to the Seventh Jin and Eighth Tribulation.】

【Relying on the Pingtianguan in the hands of the"big man who sells everything", he succeeded in overcoming the tribulation, became a saint in front of others, and became famous all over the world. He became the first parallel-imported Xuansheng in the millennium, and the Holy Seal——"Overlord (overlord) Song Dynasty"】

【In the"Tiandao Little Black Room Incident", he was accidentally involved in the evil calamity of Yun (bcee) Sparrow Qi Jinba, and later relied on Senior White Two's"Death Fighting Blood Locked Immortal State Lite Version" magic circle to save his life. 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【And through the energy of the heavenly tribulation, he condensed the nine immortal bones in one breath and was promoted to the fifth-level spiritual emperor, appearing as a saint in front of others.】

【During the lecture of Xuan Mo, I dreamed of the creation fairy, and communicated with the Confucian saints about time and space, and learned the pregnancy gaze from the Confucian saints.】

【After the dream, the pregnancy gaze of the saint's eyes caused all the monks to experience the pain from pregnancy to childbirth, becoming the most feared existence in the world, and even caused the monks' special contraceptive pills to sell out.】

【After the mysterious demon's lecture, condense the demon seal——"Overlord!"]

In the screen.

This time many jokes broke out

【What is filial piety, what is love? 】

The Confucian sage invented the spell to teach his disciples. As long as they eat a"pregnancy gaze", both men and women will experience the feeling of being pregnant for ten months.

Thousands of years later, Xuansheng Tyrant of the Song Dynasty appeared in front of others, causing most of the cultivation world to feel the gaze of pregnancy several times.

So there is a saying in the spiritual world:

"Bowing your head is the most basic respect for Xuansheng Tyrant of the Song Dynasty!"

"Be careful~! Don't look into his eyes, fellow Taoists!"

Seeing this scene, all the heavens and worlds could not live with laughter.[]

What the hell!

Xiao Huohuo:"Pfft! Bowing your head is the most basic respect for Xuansheng Tyrant of the Song Dynasty! Yes, if you encounter this Emperor Yan, you should still bow your head."

Ye Hei:"What is filial piety and what is love? Do you use this to test cadres? Which one? Cadres can't withstand such a test? Black Emperor, come on!"

Black Emperor:"???Damn Heizi, I will bite you to death!" Gu Tianzun:"I can't stop laughing, so happy! Finally after a lot of heart-torture, Finally something different, right?"

Xiao Wu:"Hehe, are there any other jokes?"

【Give me a shot of strong identification technique! 】

The Tyrant Xuansheng of the Song Dynasty has released the"Strong Person Identification Technique" on you.

If you can survive the appraisal, it means you are an extremely strong person. if you can't hold on.....That means you are still a little far away from being strong.

Note that this"strong identification technique" has certain sequelae, so please be mentally prepared.

【I'm Ba Song, I'm eighteen years old. If I offend you in any way, come over and hit me! 】

The first half of the sentence was spoken by Song Shuhang with his fists clasped, as the first profound sage of all time who had disappeared from the human world for a long time.

No one could have imagined that he was only eighteen years old and could still participate in the competition of the junior group.

But as soon as these words were spoken, the colleagues around him couldn't help but want to beat up this"Senior Xuansheng".

After seeing these memes.

Many people were speechless.

Some even laughed out loud

"What do you think? Who can take advantage of Song Goudan's plan, the strong man's firmness technique! Explain it in advance! I can’t do it anyway!"

"At the age of eighteen, you dominate the Song Dynasty, right? I will remember you!"

"Don't say, he is arrogant, he is so arrogant, it makes me want to beat him up! This is the typical nouveau riche mentality, they just like to show off!"

"Monk's birth control pill sold out? It makes me want to join! Isn't this lying down and picking up money?"

The prehistoric world.

Jin'ao Island.

All the Jiejiao disciples became happy.

Especially Sanxiao, they all felt that this world was so interesting.

Qiong Xiao:"Sister, speaking of jokes!"

"I still remember that sentence fresh!"

"Oh, that sentence! ?"Yunxiao looked at her sister curiously.

"That's the sentence, Xiaobai, when your hair grows to your waist, it would be great to marry me! It was so funny to me at the time"

"This dark history of Senior White can be said to be a taboo. Whenever a group friend or Squirrel Hang said this sentence in a desperate attempt to die, they would be lifted up to the sky by Senior White's one-time flying sword in various ways...."

"Of course, except for Yurouzi who is paranoid about the speed and passion. Yunxiao covered his mouth and smiled:"

Everyone enjoys the benefits, but if there is any difficulty, Shuhang will resist!" There is no one else with this attribute!"

"This is the first time I have seen such a son of the plane. This attribute can be said to be the most protagonist attribute."

"Little sister, look at what other worlds are like?"

"Amazing, all kinds of shows, all kinds of pretense"

"And I think this Squirrel Airlines man made his way to the big boss step by step solely by virtue of his unparalleled tolerance for pain and his frequent death."

Bixiao and Qiongxiao couldn't help but light up the melon seeds.

This point is indeed correct.

Weird.

It's really weird.

Seeking the world of demons.

Although Su Laomo's chat style is not the most popular, Like it.

But at least the world in front of him brings him joy

"how to say"

"An ordinary person was accidentally pulled into a group chat by a cultivator."

"There might be something behind this. Is Squirrel Hang, the son of noodle, really an ordinary person?"

Su Laomo thought about it carefully.

He found that there were many peculiarities about Squirrel Hang.

For example, he was often involved in danger but gained a lot every time. He was suspected of having amazing luck. He was mistaken for others several times, and he had a lot of strange things with him. Many important people are entangled, and their origins seem to be unusual.

I often uncontrollably experience other people's lives in dreams. It is not like reading memories, but more like traveling through time and space in dreams. Many causes and effects have been formed, and there are also gains.....

He even likes to commit suicide, often unable to come back, but he escapes due to good luck.

"The most important point is said to be related to Senior Bai in the group."

At this moment, Su Laomo was secretly guessing.

Could it be that Squirrel Hang has some hidden identity?

In addition, in the world of this chat genre, how to divide the power system, all this has yet to be revealed by Tianmu.....