"Why did the old man come to Mondstadt? Oh my God! He is not here to beat me up!"
Wendy sobered up instantly.
Although he and the old man have been neighbors for thousands of years, the old man attaches great importance to "rules" and will never leave the land of Liyue unless there is something wrong.
The last time he came to Mondstadt was more than a thousand years ago when the old man's followers helped the Yaksha general when he was about to self-destruct because of the karma of the demon god.
The old man came to Mondstadt to thank him and gave him a few kilograms of fairy tea to thank him. At that time, he was very proud for a long time.
Then he took chicken feathers as a token of authority and often went to Liyue to sing and drink.
"What is the reason for the old man to come to me this time?"
Wendy took out a towel to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, but in fact there was not a drop of cold sweat on his forehead.
Is it because I was on guard against the old man before and I did something to him right under his nose, so I am not clear-minded and want to come and fight me?
He once sang for wine in Liyue and accidentally revealed some unknown things in ancient times. The old man was so angry that he shot him from Liyue to Mondstadt.
It was miserable, too miserable. Since then, he has been obedient to the old man.
Although I am a little worried, but when I think of the friendship between him and the old man for so many years, the old man should not be so stingy.
Let's go to meet the old man.
Shimen, this place has become a sacred mountain as tall as Buzhou Mountain, and the mountain road leading to Mondstadt has also become an extremely wide canyon grassland.
Zhongli dragged the teapot with one hand and put one hand behind his back. He walked slowly to the territory of Mondstadt, felt the breath of Barbatos, and a smile appeared on his face.
"Oh, old man, what wind brought you to Mondstadt today?"
Vendy appeared in front of Zhongli, rubbing his hands, with a hint of doubt in his eyes.
The old man, this stone, actually smiled. What happened to make him so happy?
He sniffed and looked at the teapot in Zhongli's hand, and was shocked.
Oh, my God, this fragrance, isn't it the magic tea that the old man hid and refused to brew for him even a piece of tea leaves?
He actually brewed all of them at once, this is too extravagant!
He couldn't bear to eat even one of the fruits of the honeysuckle tree in Mondstadt. When the universe becomes more powerful, the honeysuckle tree will definitely be stronger and the effect of the fruit will definitely be better.
Zhongli: "Barbatos, you asked me for tea before. I thought about it and realized that I was too stingy before, considering our friendship. So Master Hu brewed all the tea."
Wendy was shocked when he heard this and opened his mouth: "Old man, you, you actually apologized to me?"
Oh my God, is this still the domineering old man? Is this still the invincible God of War?
Zhongli: "After all, you and I have been friends for thousands of years, and you and I are on this road.On, the time from now on is eternal, and friendship is priceless. "
Wendy was immediately moved: "So that's what you think, old man."
That's right, although the old man is rigid, he values friendship the most. I used to think that the old man was stingy, but it seems that I was stingy.
Zhongli's mind moved, and the table and stool of the amber appeared in front of him.
"The scenery here is pleasant. Let's drink this tea here, enjoy the scenery, and understand the truth."
Zhongli filled a cup of tea for Wendy.
"There are 28 pieces of this tea in total, which can make ten cups of the best tea. You and I drink five cups together, and I'll give you half."
Wendy was so moved by the tea fragrance that the old man actually gave me half!
"Thank you, old man. ”
He started drinking without saying anything. The preciousness of this tea is self-evident. Any hesitation for a second would be disrespectful to the old man.
Zhongli nodded, with a hint of smile in his eyes as he looked at Wendy, but his face remained calm.
“Cheers, old man!”
“Although I like to drink, this tea of yours is more fragrant than wine.”
You drink one cup, I drink one cup, you drink one cup, I drink one cup, and soon we finished a pot of tea.
“Comfortable… I have realized something again, what about you, old man? ”
After drinking the tea, Wendy felt that with the breath of truth in the tea, he had advanced a little bit in the rank of the Supreme God.
If the steps to the Supreme God are divided into 10,000 steps, he is now on 2,000 steps. After drinking the tea, he has at least walked up one step.
Zhongli did not answer and said, "Barbatos, I heard that you have a tree similar to my tea."
No nonsense, get straight to the point.
Fuck!
The smile on Wendy's face froze instantly.
Twisting his neck like a robot to look at Zhongli, his whole face was shaking.
Good guy! Good guy! Good guy! Good guy...
After instantly figuring out the whole story, Wendy looked sad.
"Old man, so you set a trap for me. Why do you use this method?"
"Just now I really believed what you said about the thousands of years of friendship with me. ”
Zhongli said: "It is true that we have been friends for thousands of years, but Liyue emphasizes give and take."
"This is a favor exchange."
Wendy was as sad as a bereaved mother, and her whole body was withered. She tilted her head and sighed helplessly.
"Old man, you are too cruel. If you want to exchange with me, just tell me. I may not refuse."
He saw that the old man wanted his honeysuckle fruit, but he was afraid that he would not agree.
Looking at the empty teapot, he drank half of it, so he had to give up half of the fruit!
"The longest road I have walked in my life is your routine."
...
Liyue, Ye Heng looked at the live broadcast of Zhongli's routine of Wendy in the "surveillance screen" and grinned.
Master Hu is really amazing. He made ZhongliAll of them were forced to set a trap for Wendy.
During the whole process, everyone was happy, only Wendy was in pain.
"Xiaobu, did you see that? This is the smile transfer method, hahahaha."
Buyer looked at the appearance of Zhongli, the oldest of the seven gods, who was acting like a drunkard poet, and couldn't help but want to laugh, but he held it back.
"My husband, you really have a bad taste."
Ye Heng shrugged: "Nonsense, I didn't do anything from beginning to end, I just sat in the Hall of Rebirth for a while."
"This is just a chain reaction of fate."
In the following time, Ye Heng and Buyer played in Liyue Harbor for a few days, and the 'God of Food Contest' also came to an end.
In this month, the people who participated in the 'God of Food Contest' had a good time eating and drinking for free, and the gods of the major gods had a great time.
Then the chefs who participated in the ‘contest’ also became famous.
Such a super-large event will be spread to various planes and planetary worlds through ‘myths and legends’.
After all, the major events that happened in the ‘main world’ will more or less affect the subordinate worlds.
With the singing of poets, such things will leave traces in ‘human history’, and finally these traces will be fed back to the ‘true name’.
The power, depth and strength of the ‘true name’ of the chef god Xiangling have risen to a higher level in this event.
In addition, the major judges have also gained more or less singing.
In the singing of ‘myths and legends’, bards play an important role.
This activates the mechanism of positive feedback from the ‘universe center’ to the universe.
Any ‘bard’ who has made contributions to the singing of ‘myths and legends’ is given a special status to sing myths and legends by the ‘Universe Center’ and ‘Human History’.
At the same time, multiple restrictions are imposed to prevent ‘bards’ from abusing the power of ‘status’.
The singing of ‘bards’ must be beneficial to the ‘world’ and ‘human history’, so that what he sings will be effective. Nor can they discredit ‘myths and legends’ for profit without reason.
Nor can they use ‘status’ to do evil, otherwise they will be deprived of their ‘status’ at the lightest, and fall directly into the abyss at the most serious.
At this time, in the final arena of the ‘Wanmin Hall Community’.
Ten winners stood proudly on the stage, cheered and congratulated by countless people.
Some of them are from other pantheons, and some are quasi-gods who came to the main world because of invitations.
Barbara stood on the podium and said excitedly: "The final ten winners have appeared. They have defeated all challengers in the universe."
"There is no doubt that these ten people are the strongest food kings in the universe! Please cheer, celebrate, and crown them!"
Roar, roar, roar, roar...
Amid the cheers of everyone in the arena, Xiangling appeared in front of them, and the chef's hat appeared on their heads.
This is not an ordinary chef's hat, but one made by the stove god Marcosius with his authority. It is an undisputed artifact.
"You are undoubtedly the best chefs in the universe. I congratulate you and wish you to become a great god soon."
Marcosius stood up on the highest throne and said loudly: "Now I grant you the title of the top ten food gods in the first 'God of Food Contest'. This honor will be your pride."
The ten food gods raised their chests and looked up at the stove god who was like the sun at the highest point.
The atmosphere was so intense that it was just a matter of saying "give your heart".
Being recognized by Marcosius, the 'main god', and given the title of 'god of food', they were really recognized as 'gods of food' by the rule of 'food'.
In the future, let alone becoming middle-level gods, they have a chance to become upper-level gods.
Seeing this, Barbara continued to announce: "Now is the most critical moment, find the prizes for our winners!"
As soon as the voice fell.
Under the gaze of the great god-level judges on the stage, under the gaze of all the audience.
Ten golden balls of light appeared in front of the ten food gods. The light was very soft, but it illuminated the entire arena.........
The first place is the 'simulated godhood', which will reach the highest potential limit that the race can reach after use.........
The second place is a set of farming artifacts that can turn deserts into oasis fields, and continuous efforts can turn all deserts into fertile fields.
The third place records the recipes of various god-level delicacies.
The fourth to tenth places are all the same, which is the most desired god-level kitchenware in their minds.
Of course, there are first, second, and third place god-level kitchenware.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
Cheers resounded through the sky.
The ‘bards’ were either writing stories furiously or mixing paints in a hurry to depict the scene in front of them.
Ye Heng touched his chin as he looked at the ‘bards’ who were immersed in their own thoughts.
‘Bards’, that ‘special status’ can be regarded as the ‘Teyvat version of the poet’s spirit’.
In the ‘box garden universe’, ‘bards’ are known as the fourth strongest species.
It is because they can reverse the myths and legends in ‘human history’ by ‘singing myths and legends’.
The gods and ‘human history’ are closely related. If you offend the ‘poets’, you must be prepared for the consequences of being reversed.
At that time, Athena will become Medusa, and Zeus will become Jupiter.
However, in ‘Teyvat’, ‘bards’ do not have this privilege.
Even if they don’t have this privilege, the gods will still treat them with courtesy.
After all, if they want their ‘myths and legends’ to spread in ‘human history’, ‘bards’ are indispensable.
They will become the favorites of the gods. If anyone hurts the ‘bards’ who have been sung by them,The gods of the ‘Myths and Legends’ would help them more or less.
The ‘God of Cookery Contest’ ended with the top ten gods of cookery being crowned by the gods and holding the glory in their hands.
The tourists, participants, and gods also left reluctantly.
They, the gods, had never participated in such a grand celebration before.
But all good things must come to an end.
Soon the city of Liyue regained its former atmosphere.
But the venue, which had not been completely cleaned up, still retained a trace of liveliness.
Buyer also returned to Xumi.
At this time, Ye Heng came to Inazuma.
In the Mingshen Grand Shrine.
Raiden Zhen and Lei Dianying were serving Ye Heng.
Raiden Zhen was massaging Ye Heng’s shoulders, and Lei Dianying was peeling the fruit of Tianyun Grass with a knife and putting it into his mouth.
Leidian was so happy that Ye Heng could come to Inazuma.
She had been looking forward to it but it never came. Now that Ye Heng had finally come, she must make sure that Lord Ye Heng would linger.
"Although there are not many gods in the Inazuma pantheon compared to Zhongli and the others, there are many middle-level gods, and they are all goddesses."
Ye Heng gently tapped Lei Dian Zhen's forehead: "You, you have such a little thought."
Lei Dian Zhen said gently: "Do you like it?"
Ye Heng smiled slightly: "You are asking even though you know the answer."
2.0
Lei Dian Zhen whispered: "At present, the middle-level gods of Inazuma are about to break through to the upper gods."
"Coral Palace Xinhai, Sara, Kusaki Shinobu, Qiliang Liang, and Ganlu Temple Mitsuri who ascended to the gods from the lower realm are all excellent."
The more Ye Heng looked at Lei Dian Zhen, the more he liked her. She actually collected beautiful girls for him. How could he not love such a caring and lovely wife?
"Well... I'll come and see them when they become upper gods."
"In two days, I'm going to open the last big world of the second stage, and then the third stage."
The third stage is, single-cell level → strong single-cell → super-single-cell.
The fourth stage is, multi-level → super-multi-level → infinite multi-level.
Ye Heng estimated that by the fifth stage, it would be the real box level → infinite boxes → index tower.
This stage has not been displayed in the system yet, after all, this is not a problem he needs to consider now.
Lei Yingying's eyes lit up: "Is the last big world about to be opened?" What she likes most is to fight with the gods outside the domain during foreign wars.
Every fight can make her 'dream of one heart' go one step further.
At this time, as a 'first-level main god', the 'dream of one heart' in her hand can cut off the rules themselves under the blessing of the 'supreme mystery'.
And with a single blow, he could cut off several planets, and with full force, he could even cause irreversible damage to a star.
Of course, this ‘star’ is just an ordinary star, not the ‘sun’.A supreme celestial body.
Ye Heng stretched out his hand, and a glowing sphere appeared in the palm of his hand, as if it was a celestial globe containing the entire universe.
"I was going to give you this thing after you became the 'Supreme God', but since you have come into contact with the mystery of the 'God Group' in advance, I will give it to you in advance.".
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