"My dear husband, if you want to vent your desire, why don't you go back to the courtyard? Everyone will be happy..." Buyer whispered in Ye Heng's ear, with a hint of rosy on her beautiful cheeks.
Ye Heng sighed and shook his head in disappointment: "Madam, you actually described the art of appreciating girls as desire. You really disappoint me. I am really disappointed."
Buyer was a little flustered: "Yes, is it?" Although she knew that her husband was not really disappointed in her, the disappointment she showed still made her a little flustered.
"Appreciating girls, is this also some kind of art? I'm sorry I didn't know."
She really didn't know there was such an art. As the incarnation of the world tree that controls the memory of the universe, she didn't know there was such knowledge.
But her husband, as the law of nature, said that there must be such an art.
The audience around looked at the beautiful girl who was suddenly panicked by Ye Heng's nonsense, and they all glared at her, but no one was stupid enough to blame her. After all, this was a matter between a couple. In addition, the temperament of the two must be two gods of high rank, at least middle-level gods.
"Oh~ Is there such magical knowledge in the world?"
At this time, Yuri Nao, who had been following the filming all the way, had bright eyes and ran over as she wanted. She had wanted to interview this strange couple of gods for a long time, but she couldn't find the opportunity.
Now it seems that she has finally found the opportunity. She can't wait and ran over as she wanted, holding a camera in her hand, without any awareness of being a stranger.
Even her brother who was looking at her didn't have time to call her to stop, and he was numb all over.
The two couples were obviously gods, and his own sister who did what she wanted was really unbearable for him.
Ye Heng looked at Tomo Nao who came to her, holding a camera in one hand and a microphone in the other hand, and said with his palm on his cheek, "Oh~ Little girl, you followed me for so long, and finally came here."
Tomo Nao followed him and Buyer all the way here because they looked particularly outstanding. Every time she wanted to run over, she wanted to say something but stopped.
"Follow? No, no, I didn't follow~ As you can see, God, I am an employee of the 'Steam Bird Community' and an intern reporter~ Because I want to interview you, but I am timid, so I have been hesitant."
Tomo Nao hurriedly explained, and finally made a pitiful expression.
"You, you won't curse me?"
Although it has only been a short time since I came to the main world, I am already very clear about various rules.
The ‘Steam Bird Community’ is a large community, well-known in the universe, and endorsed by Lady Funina, the main god of Fontaine. As long as it is not too excessive, most gods will give it face.
Before Ye Heng spoke, Buyer smiled and said, “What a smart little girl, but I don’t see any timidity in you.”
FriendsNao Tori stuck out her tongue: "I'm sorry, the two gods, but I really want to interview you. I am responsible for collecting miscellaneous articles and interesting stories."
Ye Heng smiled and said: "Miscellaneous articles and interesting stories... You want to interview me to know that I appreciate the art of girls. You've asked the right person, little girl."
"Come on, come on, interview me."
"Oh, okay, okay, big brother gods are so nice."
Nao Tori was so excited that she couldn't wait to turn on the camera.
The audience around also looked over curiously. Of course, they knew about the Steam Bird News that was spread all over the universe, but this kind of live interview was the first time they had seen it, although it was "Miscellaneous Articles and Interesting Stories".
But many people just like to watch "Miscellaneous Articles and Interesting Stories".
Ye Heng crossed his legs and propped his cheek up, and said proudly: "Little reporter from Steambird Newspaper, since you are here to interview me, I have to ask you a question."
"What is the question? God."
"What do you think is the most attractive and favorite part of women for men?" Ye Heng half-closed his eyes and looked at Tomori Nao.
Tomori Nao blinked: "The favorite part must be the breasts and buttocks. All men, including gods, like these two parts."
Ye Heng nodded: "You are a teachable kid." He stretched out two fingers and talked freely.
"Those two places represent the origin of life, and are proof of women's greatness as mothers."
"Therefore, all men unconditionally love those places unconditionally."
"Lust? Desire? Humph~ These are just far-fetched and rubbish that are based on tinted glasses, and they are vulnerable in the face of the truth."
Ye Heng shook his head and sneered arrogantly.
Yu Li Nao's cheeks flushed, and she asked curiously, "So, is that why the God looked at me just now? I heard from the God of the community that if you don't wear clothes processed by divine power, it's the same as not wearing anything in the eyes of the God."
Of course, the clothes she wore were all processed by divine power, mainly because the poor quasi-gods could not afford clothes processed by divine power.
And if you are swept by the divine will, your sixth sense will alert you, so the gods will not be so shameful to sweep the divine will.
Ye Heng said confidently: "Do you think that women without clothes are attractive to men? If you think so, you are defiling real art."
Tomoyuki Nao blinked: "Then what is art that is not defined as lustful?"
The audience around also wanted to know very much. In their opinion, even if it is well-reasoned, isn't it still a perverse theory?
Ye Heng shook his head, a pair of glasses appeared in his hand, and he slowly put them on his nose, looking like an old scholar.
"Since we have come to the core issue, I must give you a lesson as a young girl."
Tomoyuki Nao took out a small stool from the Eye of God space,She was sitting upright like a student.
Her brother was stunned watching from the side.
Ye Heng talked freely.
"First of all, beauty and color are two completely different concepts. Women are most beautiful when they are not fully exposed. That is really not appreciative."
"When they are most beautiful, they are covered with objects, and they have to show that they can be seen, but they can never be seen, which arouses men's endless curiosity and desire to explore."
Tomoko Nao was surprised: "Could it be that the real art of appreciating women is the imagination of one's own "unknown areas"!"
Ye Heng was surprised: "I didn't expect to think of the truth at the first time, genius!"
"That's right, real art is the never-ending exploration of new things."
"Yes! The art that surpasses everything exists in the inner universe!"
Tomoko Nao widened her eyes: "In the inner universe!" Suddenly the words became so tall, is this the height of God?
Ye Heng pointed his finger and looked up at the sky: "This is the same as the bottom of a girl's skirt."
"Even if you can see it, it's just vulgar underwear."
"And if you can't see it, it's called the art of appreciation, the real art."
Tomo Li Nao was shocked: "If you can't see it, it's the real art of appreciation!"
Ye Heng nodded: "It seems that you have already comprehended the real art, I am very pleased."
Tomo Li Nao put his hands together: "Yes, I have comprehended the real art of appreciation, God."
Ye Heng: "Fellow travelers, come, shake hands."
"That's right, fellow travelers!"
The two hands were put together, and they looked like they were sympathetic to each other.
Then, Tomo Li Nao let go of her hand and playfully stuck out her tongue.
"Well, lustful God, I'm leaving now."
After saying that, she left with the camera in her arms.
When shaking hands, the god scratched her palm. If she didn't leave, the lady of the god next to her would curse her.
Even the goddess would be jealous, just like the gods of Olympus.
She would stay away from the male gods of Olympus.
Buyer smiled: "Shake hands with the husband, the girl will be very lucky in the future."
If you are infected with the breath of heaven, if allowed, you will be favored by the will of the universe throughout your life, and you will have smooth sailing and constant adventures.
Roar, roar, roar...
The cheers suddenly sounded, and the scores of the competition in this venue were announced. The winners cheered and jumped up to welcome the cheers of the audience, and the losers did not feel lost. It was an honor to be able to stand on this competition field.
This "God of Food Contest" of the entire universe lasted for a long time, a full month.
This month is very long for ordinary people on Earth.
But for people in the main world, which is not long. After all, ordinary people have a lifespan of 300 years. With a little practice, they can live for 500 to 600 years. They are truly immortal species.
For such a grand event of the whole universe, the gods of various pantheons sneak out to have fun, especially those gods of the Western pantheon, who like to join in the fun the most.
Of course, it is impossible to come directly. They all disguise themselves as ordinary gods, or simply dress up as ordinary people.
"Come on, come on, brother Wen, come and drink. Such a good thing of eating and drinking for free is rare in hundreds of years."
"Yes, brother, drink! Although I have been drinking a lot of good wine recently, how can the wine offered by others be as fragrant as the wine I get for free."
Odin and Wendy were drunk at the food stall with their arms around each other.
"Come on, Brother Wen, take another one."
"Of course."
Odin burped: "Hey, Brother Wen, can you tell me quietly how far you have walked on that road? Give me some experience."
"Look, I just completed the task a few days ago and got that gift. I just need to comprehend that thing and sit on the same chair with you."
"I'm here to learn from you, Brother Wen."
He just got the gift of truth, but he was stuck at comprehending the 'Supreme Mystery'. Fortunately, he had played a trick on Wendy before, otherwise he would have been in trouble.
Wendy made a clever move: "Oh, brother, I'm stupid and don't understand what you are talking about."
Odin was a smart guy and didn't understand it at all. A booklet suddenly fell out of his arms.
"Ouch~ Brother Wen, what did you drop?"
Wendy picked it up and his eyes lit up. He kicked it silently in his arms: "Oh, my brother is sharp-eyed. This is the roster of Valhalla. It's just the real names of a few hundred heroes. It's no big deal."
Wow, it's really good. This brother is so generous. In order to get the trick of understanding the "Supreme Mystery", he actually directly transferred the Norse pantheon "Valhalla" to him.
There are hundreds of heroes' real names in "Valhalla", which means that all the myths and legends will belong to him, Mond.
He Mond just has too few backbone forces, and he needs these.
This brother is really sharp-eyed. So he had to copy a copy of the experience of "Level 1 Lord God" to his brother.
Zhongli, who was passing by with a bird cage in one hand to entertain the bird, happened to see this scene.
Wow, he took a deep breath. Wow, you're selling all the myths and legends?
And you're not selling it to him!
The weakest aspect of the seven first-generation countries is the myths and legends.
Although they have completed the task of annexing the world, these seven countries can spread the myths and legends.
But this aspect is a natural weakness compared to the other gods.
After all, heThe myths and legends of their native gods are all seventy-two demon gods.
And they are all their main gods.
Other core gods are very scarce, so in the later period, the core forces are very disadvantaged to other pantheons.
Fortunately, because the gods of their first seven countries are ahead of the gods of other pantheons, they can be very strong and dominate the scene.
But the core gods can't always use their main gods to make excuses.
Zhongli kept thinking in his mind, this is the beginning of selling myths and legends, should he consider trading with other myths.
Or, directly hold a "gift competition" to compete for myths and legends?
Noticing Zhongli, Wendy pretended that nothing had happened and pretended to be surprised.
"Oh, old man, you are just walking your bird. I am drunk now. I will leave first."
"Brother Ao, I am not very tolerant. I am drunk. I will leave first."
Odin's face was full of smiles: "Okay, Brother Wen." He knew that this matter was settled.
Wendy instantly turned into a wisp of wind and disappeared.
This made Zhongli's face twitch. Good guy, Li320 Yue is his 320 territory, why is he guarding against it like a thief?
It seems that I will have to walk around Mondstadt more often in the future.
"Oh, Brother Zhong, I have a clearance disc when I come to your territory. It is not illegal entry." Odin took out a jade butterfly from his clothes and said amiably.
Zhongli: "I understand. There is no need to do this."
Odin: "Then I will leave." He disappeared in a flash.
Zhongli's cheeks trembled. There is no need to do this. I don't want to trade with you.
Zhongli was not the only one who saw this scene. A man with a mole on his forehead who didn't look like a good person came over.
"Hey, Brother Zhong, you just saw those two people communicating with each other. To be honest, I have long wanted to make friends with you."
Zhongli's rigid face also wore a smile: "Brother Yin, I am old and like to make friends. Why don't we chat while drinking tea."
The person who came was none other than the highest god of Mount Xumi, Emperor Shitian, Indra.
He was also facing the problem of comprehending the 'Supreme Mystery' at this time.
After all, obtaining the 'Gift of Truth' only means that you have an entry ticket to comprehend the truth. He has no idea now.
This feeling of holding the entry ticket but not being able to cash it in made him crazy.
Only by becoming a first-level main god can the pantheon have a say in the universe and be considered a great pantheon, otherwise it is a small pantheon.
Tea stall
Zhongli said gently: "Liyue is a country of contracts. It attaches the most importance to contracts and fairness. In terms of universal rationality, the most important condition for a deal is equivalence."
He sipped his tea while speaking. He was not the one who was anxious. The initiative was in his hands.
And his 'class'Experience', it is absolutely priceless in the universe.
"That's right." Emperor Shitian didn't know how precious it was. Even if you wanted to sell the pantheon, there was no way.
Well, he actually wanted to sell the pantheon.
He had thought it through. Anyway, Mount Xumi and Liyue pantheon had some common origins, so it was better to merge them directly.
And he saw that it was only a matter of time before this Rock King became the Supreme God, and he was very sure of himself.
He would never become the 'Supreme God', so why not just join.
Thinking of this, a booklet fell at Zhongli's feet.
"Huh? Brother Zhong, you dropped something."
This made Zhongli speechless. Why did he just copy Odin's trick? But he still raised his hand, and the booklet flew into his hand. He opened it and saw that his golden eyes shrank instantly and snapped together.
He looked at Emperor Shitian immediately, and remained silent on the surface, but his heart was like a raging wave.
"Are you serious, brother? This is not a joke."
Emperor Shitian smiled and said, "It's nice to be under a big tree. If you don't want to be a tree planter, why don't you move your family under the tree?"
"Do you have the courage to take it?"
Zhongli calmed down the raging wave in his heart: "It's a deal, then please ask the Universe Center to build the 'Gift Tournament'."
Emperor Shitian: "No problem."
Zhongli's golden pupils shrank, this is for real! . .
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