Traditional Chinese Medicine: Infertility, crazy social death patients

Bai Ye sighed in his heart.

Sure enough.

The more educated people are, the more likely they are to have some mental disorders.

Another is that the two grew up in a welfare home, and after entering the student days, the teachers only cared about their learning.

Sex education for them is usually neglected in life.

Even in order to protect them, it is estimated that they are silent about sex education.

This has led to a highly educated couple like them not living a normal married life when they are 40 years old.

Other than that.

And because they have experienced earthquake disasters since childhood, their kidney qi has been damaged due to extreme fear.

Promotes their development also slower than their peers.

Therefore, the primitive impulses that should have been in adolescence are naturally cut off.

When it is time to get married and have children, they will also be ashamed to know the truth and make up for themselves.

And this kind of brain supplement now sounds obviously a mirage-like dream.

I don't know anything about the fireworks in the world.

It is conceivable how minimalist these two people's usual lives are, and how much information they implied in that aspect is blocked independently.

But he is immersed in scientific research.

Outsiders do not know that their knowledge in that area is so scarce, after all, that kind of instinctive thing is not to be said, let alone easy to discuss.

This has led to Yan Shujun and his wife living in their own information cocoon.

Fortunately.

Today they were placed here.

Otherwise, everyone will be kept in the dark, thinking that the two of them have some century of infertility.

Thinking of this, Bai Ye sighed leisurely, looked at Yan Shujun and his wife.

"Don't worry about the colony microorganisms for now. "

"You guys, you should see a psychiatrist. "

"If you really can't do it, just find some obscure blockbusters of cherry blossoms on the Internet to watch and learn how to live a normal married life. "

Speaking of which.

Bai Ye was stunned again, suddenly thought of something, and asked.

"Wait a minute. "

"I remember that the biology class in junior high school had a physical health class. "

"You should know the reason why the little tadpole is looking for her mother. "

"What's the matter, you're biased at the same time?!"

Hear this.

Yan Shujun scratched her head, feeling everyone's strange gaze, and her face turned pale for a while.

Reminiscing about the past, he smiled dryly.

"The biology class in junior high school was dominated by our math teacher. "

"Biology textbooks are also used as extracurricular reading. "

As soon as this remark came out.

Everyone fell silent.

Xiao Sa paused for a moment and nodded.

Took over the topic and said leisurely.

"It's a common phenomenon in our country, and it's not unusual. "

"But, Mr. Yan, may I ask 553, how do you understand pregnancy?"

said.

Xiao Sa looked at Yan Shujun and his wife very seriously.

saw the two of them looking at each other for a while, and they both lowered their heads in unison.

Seeing this, Xiao Sa hurriedly changed the topic and quipped.

"Actually, I was always curious about this when I was a child, and I asked the elders how the child was born?"

"Guess what the grown-ups say. "

"They say that if you get married, you can have a baby, and if I ask again, I will say that if you kiss your mouth, you can get pregnant. "

"But I still want to get to the bottom of it, and then some of the worse elders will say that they will get pregnant after sleeping. "

"But they never went into detail about how to sleep. "

Speaking of which.

Xiao Sa paused, looked at Yan Shujun and his wife again, and asked.

"You are a group of Kochi, do you know what kind of sleeping position you need to use to get pregnant?"

Hearing Xiao Sa's serious question, and seeing that there was a smile in the corner of his eyes, Xie Xiaoqin was a little angry.

I couldn't help but speak.

"Xiao Sa, if we knew what position to use to facilitate pregnancy, why would we be here now?"

"In fact, we've tried various poses. "

"We also learned yoga for this, and our flexibility has been developed to the extreme. "

"For a month or three, we also tried Taoist meditation. "

"We've tried every movement you can think of, but we've almost tried a handstand. "

The voice fell.

Xiao Sa was dumbfounded.

And everyone was completely thundered.

Listen up!

Is this what a pair of scientific research bigwigs should say?!

When you ask you about your sleeping position, do you really think you should sleep in what position?

Is that the point?!

Even if Xiaosa has a lot of experience as a reporter, he can't do it when he hears Xie Xiaoqin's explanation!

At this time, the live broadcast room exploded.

"My Nima!!My brother Yan, have you all lived as husband and wife since you got married?!"

"Poofhaha! It's so graphic, no!!I'm going to have my snot coming out when I'm laughing!"

Yan Shujun and his wife, their research in the field of superconductors is internationally renowned, how could they become the fish that slipped through the net in the nine-year compulsory education?!"

"Emma!!Oh my God!It's so confusing! It's ridiculous and pathetic! I'm 40 years old, and I can live so pure!"

"I don't believe it!!How can two doctoral students not even understand this bit of common sense?!"

If there is a script, the screenwriter's brain is definitely sick!! If there is no script, it is better to believe that I am Qin Shi Huang!"

"Don't believe it, in reality, many such people can only say that sex education is indeed too lacking, and it just so happens that they are highly educated, and it is even more difficult to talk about it in that regard, so there is prejudice and cognitive impairment. "

"The world is so weird, I have a Ph.D. in chemistry, but I can't cook yet! "

Netizens were directly thundered by Xie Xiaoqin's speech.

The contrast brought by this Kochi group makes them stunned, full of absurdity and comedy.

But when you think about it, it is incredible, even if they have this prejudice, don't they have the primitive impulse to dry up the fire!

After all, even if you are a doctoral student, you are still an animal!

......

At this time.

Yan Shujun looked at Xiao Sa's surprised expression, and seemed to realize that she had made a very serious mistake.

He hurriedly pulled the corner of Xie Xiaoqin's clothes and asked her not to say any more.

Words are wrong, now.

He restrained his embarrassment and incomprehension, and tried to keep his face calm.

It's just that my heart is still pounding.

Some kind of hazy cognition seems to gradually surface in his memories.

But at this time.

Bai Ye looked at him and asked.

"Mr. Yan, your body is very healthy, you have Uncle Chen's in the morning, right?"

"Uncle Chen?" Hearing the question, Yan Shujun was slightly stunned.

"It's a pillar of optimus!" At this time, Li Jiajia couldn't help but interject, but as soon as she finished speaking, she blushed.

"Ahem. Bai Ye glanced at her, and then looked at Yan Shujun.

"It's just that natural physiological reaction, don't you have any evil thoughts at all?"

Hear this.

Yan Shujun drowned her saliva, as if she was being told the main thing, and suddenly lowered her head.

He is a normal man, how can he not have evil thoughts that he should have.

It's just that...

It's just that he has been immersed in the traditional culture of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism for many years, and he will soon be able to subdue some obscene thoughts.

And take those evil thoughts as demons.

And this habit makes his beautiful women on the street always change their minds.

Over time, he built a firewall in the depths of his consciousness.

As long as there is the slightest evil thought, it can be detected and eradicated immediately.

There is a Dharma in Buddhism: when you think about it, you will break it, when you think about it, you will feel it, and you will feel nothing.

He found that as long as he could override the thoughts and perceive them, those evil thoughts would naturally dissolve.

He was still happy about this, but he didn't want Xie Xiaoqin to think that he had become bad.

After all, in traditional cultural concepts, those evil thoughts are called evil and fornication, and all evil and sexual immorality are the first.

Come to think of this.

Yan Shujun glanced at his wife Xie Xiaoqin affectionately and nodded.

"Even when I had evil thoughts, I quickly restrained them and changed my mind. "

"My work environment also needs me to do this, to save the truth and eliminate people's desires, and to focus more on scientific research. "

Hear this.

Bai Ye suddenly couldn't cry or laugh. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Then he turned his head and whispered to Lin Wanfeng next to him.

"Doctor Lin, Ms. Xie is white.tiger, right?"

"Indeed, as you can deduce, cherry blossoms are stunted. "

Lin Wanfeng felt flattered when he heard Bai Ye's question, and immediately nodded.

And I also guess that the development of the woman's pituitary gland is also delayed, so there is a tendency to think about stone women. "[]

"Of course, this will require further testing. "

"Generally, the national physical examination will not be so in-depth, and it is also because of your meticulous observation that you have discovered this blind spot. "

Hearing this, Bai Ye nodded.

Looking at Yan Shujun's expression, he couldn't help but show a trace of pity.

"Mr. Yan, you are a good husband, but you are not a competent husband!"

"You obviously have desires, but you don't explore your body as deeply as you do research, and you think too much about it and ignore the major events of your life. "(dadj）

"If you are a little reckless and impulsive, don't believe in the way of destroying people's desires, it is estimated that children will be able to play soy sauce. "

"Of course. "

"In order to make you husband and wife deeply realize how pedantic your cognition is, I still want to show you a blockbuster. "

"The name is: Little Tadpole Looking for Mother!"

The voice fell.

Everyone just thought it was ridiculous and hilarious.

The good and end-of-the-line national scientific research boss was taught how to find a mother on a tadpole.

And it's so serious.

"Poof!"

Xiao Sa immediately couldn't help it, and laughed like Erha.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Yan, Ms. Xie, I am highly trained, and I usually don't say I will laugh unless I can't help it. "

After speaking.

He immediately changed the subject, looked at Bai Ye, and asked.

"Doctor Bai, on this occasion, it shouldn't be suitable for playing obscure blockbusters, right?"

Teacher Xiao Sa smiled. Hearing this, Bai Ye smiled lightly.

"Just now I asked Mr. Lin to find a 3D video of medical science. "

said.

In front of Yan Shujun and his wife, he ordered it.

Soon.

The two of them looked at it curiously.

Then the two of them showed a complex and wonderful expression at the same time.

Especially Yan Shujun, after he saw the little tadpole find his mother, he hugged his mother and became a fertilized egg.

Then implant the bed.

Then it keeps dividing, from embryos to worms, and then to small fish.

Then the fish became reptiles, and soon the reptiles became mammals, and finally baby humans.

It's an amazing process, it's like going through the evolutionary history of a species.

And it all started with a tadpole looking for his mother.

And how do little tadpoles find their mothers?

This 3D video doesn't have obvious instructions, but everything is obvious.

Buzz!

After watching this popular science video, Yan Shujun and his wife suddenly looked like crabs that had been roasted, their whole bodies were hot and red, and they were ashamed and just wanted to find a hole to get into.

In fact.

They had fantasized about similar scenarios, but they kept rejecting them with mutual incentives.

He also bitterly believes that as long as the spiritual mind is strong enough, the cells can attract each other and then combine.

How this kind of thinking came about is no longer examinable.

At this moment, they just feel that their cognitive bias has been ridiculously wrong, and they have complicated such a simple matter for five or six years.

But who can be blamed for this, all the misunderstandings and fate of the inconsistencies.

"Alas!"

"Alas!"

Yan Shujun and his wife sighed at the same time in the naked truth.

At the same time, he lowered his head, like a child who had done something wrong.

After a while.

Only then did he look at the white night.

"Dr. Bai, thank you so much. "

"We're ashamed..."

Hear this.

Bai Ye waved his hand and said with a faint smile.

"It's unfortunate, but it's also very, very lucky. "

"It's too late for a lot of people to envy. "

"You must know that many people who are sexually addicted to sex and addiction want to achieve your state the most in this life. "

"In Buddhism, there is a classic called "Tong Meng Zhi Guan", you have the way of Tong Meng in terms of physiological needs, and it can be said that you have traditional culture as a guard, which will not make you sink. "

"This is what makes those who shout about abstaining from sex every day probably not be able to practice for the rest of their lives. "

"Moreover, you are very healthy, and there is no suspense about having a healthy baby. "

As soon as this remark came out.

Yan Shujun and his wife looked at Bai Ye, and suddenly felt that Bai Ye was tall, and then thought about the contempt for Bai Ye just now, and they were even more ashamed.

Live room at this time.

"Woo woo! Anchor, you understand and comfort people, the old man sharpshooter is indeed envious of the separation of the quality wall!"

"Damn! The anchor is awesome! Such an outrageous thing can actually be analyzed by the head!"

"yes!!Who still says there is a script now, get out, I won't beat you to death!"

"Nima! It's so dramatic! If it weren't for the anchor's insistence on his point of view, it would be easy to be sprayed if it was verified!"

"Let's think carefully about the anchor's diagnosis from beginning to end, it is a standard process of looking, hearing and diagnosing, and there is no nonsense in people!"

"Hahaha! But the anchor is too bad, and the public has let the scientific research boss learn from the tadpole to find his mother!

“......"

At this time.

Seeing Yan Shujun and his wife bowing their heads and admitting their mistakes, Li Jiajia was also emotional.

All her previous worries were gone.

In my heart, I admired Bai Ye's medical skills even more.

"It's dramatic, but it's a perfect solution. "

"Heck, I can't get excited anymore. "

"The boss can be the boss, and what the boss says, there must be a reason for him!"

"It's so handsome!!How do you look at it, the boss has a heroic posture of winning the head of the general in thousands of troops!!"

"It's a no-brainer... Tsk, so handsome!!"

Li Jiajia thought so in her heart, her eyes that looked at Bai Ye were about to turn into a heart shape, and then her face turned pale.

"By the way, just now Mr. Lin said that Sister Xie is under a lot of psychological pressure, and she is a little bit of a sign of liver depression and spleen deficiency. "

"It would be better if the boss could prescribe some medicine for them. "

In that case, those sunspots who blow the black of Chinese medicine will have nothing to say at all. "

"Otherwise, let Brother Yan and them leave like this, it doesn't seem to show much expertise in traditional Chinese medicine. "

"It's just that the boss will ignore this problem, after all, compared to infertility, this is a small problem. "

At this time.

Lin Wanfeng noticed Li Jiajia's gaze and realized this.

Also ready to remind me.

But just as she wanted to speak, she paused again.

Thinking that Bai Ye is so young, it is already remarkable to be proficient in acupuncture and Chinese medicine massage, and it seems unlikely that he will be proficient in prescriptions and prescriptions.

After all, prescriptions are not simple science.

rashly reminded that if people really don't understand, they will fold their faces.

This is equivalent to accidentally offending someone.

Come to think of this.

Lin Wanfeng planned to give up, after all, it was just a small problem, and it would not affect pregnancy and childbirth.

......

And this side.

After Bai Ye finished speaking, he was about to ask Yan Shujun and his wife to scan the code to pay the diagnosis fee.

That's when it happened.

The host chooses the second way of declaring. 】

[Detected that the host is in front of the public, informing the patient of the truth that he should lie down if he wants to give birth.] 】

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the reward: God-level Prescription Master status.] 】

[Hosts can accept rewards at any time!].