In the light curtain.
The thin man took a blue gourd from his waist, pulled out the stopper, took a sip, and said: Good wine!
The fat man also took a vermilion gourd from his waist, shook it a few times, pulled out the cork, took a sip, and said: Good wine!
The bastard often drinks with Xie Yanke. Now he smelled the aroma of wine and wanted to have a good drink. He saw that the two of them were drinking their own drinks and had no intention of inviting him to have a sip or two. He would never ask for help from anyone in his life. I begged and begged, but I could only dryly swallow and salivate.
After a while, the four pork legs were all cooked. He said:"
It's cooked, please eat it!"
The two of them were not polite, and each picked up a very fat pig leg and started eating it.
After eating for a while, the two of them took another sip and praised: Good wine!
Put the cork in and hang the gourd back to your waist.
These two people were so stingy that they only drank two sips of wine and then stopped drinking. Is that wine really so expensive?
Thinking of this, the bastard said to the fat man: Uncle, does the wine in your gourd taste good? I would also like to take a few sips.
Although he didn't mean to ask for help, his intention to ask for a drink was no longer clear.
The fat man shook his head and said: No, no, this is not wine, you cannot drink it. We'll eat your boar legs and give each other gifts later.
The bastard laughed and said: You lied, you just said it was good wine, I smell the aroma of wine again
….
He turned to the thin man and said,"Sir, do you always have bars in your gourd?"
The thin man rolled his eyes and said,"This is poison. Drink it if you dare."
Then he untied the gourd and put it on the ground.
The bastard laughed and said: If it is poison, why can't it kill you?
He picked up the gourd and pulled out the stopper, and smelled the aroma of wine.
The fat man's face changed slightly and he said: Well, who is going to lie to you? Let it go!
He stretched out his five fingers to grab his right wrist, trying to take the gourd from his hand, but as soon as his finger touched his wrist, he felt a strong shock and flicked his finger away.
The fat man was startled, and said with an ooh,"That's it, we are blind." Then please drink it!
【Linghu Chong: What kind of wine is this? Can't you drink without martial arts?】
【Lu Xiaofeng: Many people in the martial arts industry have medicinal wines to practice martial arts. Because the martial arts are special, some medicinal wines are extremely poisonous to people and cannot be drunk by ordinary people!】
【Zhang Sanfeng: The thin man practiced the extremely yin technique, and the wine gourd should contain the matching medicinal wine. The fat man practiced the extremely yang technique, and the wine gourd also contained the corresponding medicinal wine. However, the bastard had practiced both extreme yin and yang before 15 years ago. With the combination of techniques, no matter what kind of wine you drink, you should be fine!】
【Zhang San: Mr. Zhang has a sharp eye!】
【Li Si: I admire you!】
……
In the light curtain.
The son of a bitch took a big sip, but thinking that the thin man cherished the wine, he didn't dare to drink more, so he put the cork in and said: Thank you!
In an instant, an icy cold air rose up from his dantian.
This cold air was like an ice line, and his whole body seemed to be freezing in an instant. His whole body shook violently, and his teeth chattered together. It was really cold and unbearable.
He hurriedly used his skills to resist, and the ice line gradually melted.
Once it melted, my limbs felt indescribably comfortable. Not only did I no longer feel the slightest bit of cold, but I felt so warm that I exclaimed loudly: Good wine!
He couldn't help but pick up the gourd, uncorked it, and took another sip. When the ice melted away with his energy, he became even more drunk. He sighed: It's really the best wine I've ever tasted. It's a pity that this Wine is too expensive, otherwise I would drink it all
【Linghu Chong: I admire the pure look of the bastard!】
【Ding Dang: What a fool! Another person would have thought he was poisoned, but the bastard thought it was good wine!】
【Lu Xiaofeng: In fact, it is indeed good wine for the bastard. If he can refine it, his skill will definitely increase greatly!】
【Hu Fei: Needless to say, these two fat and thin envoys also came specifically to bring opportunities to Pig’s Feet!】
【Guo Jing: I feel like the bastard might drink up all their medicinal wine!】
【Princess Yunluo: That is necessary!】
【Bai Zizai: There are two medicinal wines, one yin and one yang. The two agents who reward the good and punish the evil do not dare to drink more. Although the bastard has profound skills, drinking two kinds of wine at the same time may not be comfortable!】
……
The melon-eating crowd stared at the light curtain.
I saw very surprised expressions on the faces of the fat and thin people.
The fat man said:"If the little brother is really big, he will drink up a whole gourd of wine, but it doesn't matter." The bastard said happily: Seriously? Even if this uncle is willing to give up, I would be embarrassed
….
The thin man said coldly: The poisonous wine in the red gourd tastes better, do you want to try it?
The bastard looked at the fat man and wanted to try some wine.
The fat man sighed:"It's such a pity that at such a young age and with so much internal strength, he died for no reason."
As he spoke, he untied the red lacquer gourd and placed it on the ground.
The bastard thought to himself: These two people love to joke. If it is really poisonous wine, why do they drink it themselves?
He took the scarlet gourd and drank it in two sips. This time, it was like a fire burning in his belly.
He shouted loudly, jumped up, activated his energy, and then extinguished the raging fire, shouting: What a powerful wine.
Strangely enough, as soon as the heat in the belly disappears, the whole body feels very comfortable.
The fat man said: You are so powerful that you drank the two gourds of wine together, but so what?
The bastard laughed and said: I'm the only one drinking, so I don't dare to take it seriously. The three of us met today and became friends. Wouldn't it be interesting if we all had a sip of wine and a piece of meat? Sir, please.
He said and handed the gourd over.
The fat man smiled and said:"Little brother, if you want to show your kindness to me, then you have no choice but to sacrifice your life to accompany the gentleman!"
He took the gourd and took a sip. He handed the gourd to the bastard and said,"Drink more!"
The bastard took a sip, handed the gourd to the thin man, and said: Sir, please drink!
The skinny man's expression changed and he said: I drink my own.
He picked up the blue-painted gourd, took a sip, and handed it to the bastard.
The bastard took it and took a big sip. He felt that after taking a sip of strong wine, he took a sip of ice wine, alternating between hot and cold, making the taste even better.
When he saw the fat and thin people staring at him, he immediately understood and said with an apologetic smile: I'm sorry, this drink was too heavy.
The thin man said coldly: If you want to be a hero, the bigger the mouth, the better.
【Yang Yan: You bastard won’t drink up both the Master of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil by one person, right?】
【Xiao Feng: Very possible! The two envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil used to drink slowly in small sips, but now they are drinking like a bastard, and they may not be able to bear it!】
【Zhan Fei: It would be interesting if the two messengers of rewarding good and punishing evil drank themselves to death!】
【Zhao Min: These two are old gangsters, not that stupid, and bastards are easy to trick, so they definitely won’t drink themselves to death!】
……
The melon-eating crowd looked curiously at this special drinking contest.
To reward the good and punish the evil, both of them take a sip of wine, and they have to refine their skills before they dare to take another sip.
When they saw the bastard drinking heavily, they couldn't help but look at each other.
They are both masters of superb martial arts, but their martial arts practices are completely opposite.
Fat people practice masculinity, while thin people practice femininity.
The contents in their gourds were medicinal wine to aid their cultivation.
The vermilion gourd contains a strong medicinal wine for severe dryness and extreme heat, which is made from Liehuo Dan and put into strong wine; the blue gourd contains a cooling medicinal wine for great cold and severe cold, which is made from Jiujiu pills mixed into wine.
The Liehuo Pill and the Jiujiu Pill each contain a lot of miraculous medicines. The Jiujiu Pill contains ninety-nine and eighty-one kinds of poisonous weeds. The Liehuo Pill contains less poisonous substances, but there are highly toxic poisons such as crane crown red and peacock gallbladder. It is collected and refined every year and has amazing medicinal properties.
….
Ordinary people only need to lick a few drops on the tip of the tongue to be fatal.
Both of them have high internal strength and take anti-toxic drugs, so they can drink several sips without getting poisoned.
However, if a fat person drinks cold wine by mistake, or a thin person drinks strong alcohol by mistake, they will die on the spot.
The two of them saw the bastard drinking like this and still acting as if nothing had happened. Wouldn't they be shocked?
See here.
Not to mention them, the audience watching the light screen was in an uproar.
【Linghu Chong: Damn it! So poisonous?】
【Hu Fei: Damn it! So poisonous?】
【Duan Yu: Damn it! So poisonous?】
【Li Xiuning: Interrupt! Oh my God, it’s terrible to use such poisonous wine to assist your practice!】
【Princess Yunluo: Terrible!】
【Murong Xian: Terrible!】
【Princess An Ning: Terrible!】
【Xiongba: This is just the martial arts practiced by the bastard. Otherwise, someone else would have died!】
【Lu Xiaofeng: Yes, the bastard first practiced pure yin internal skills, and then pure yang internal skills. The two internal skills of yin and yang were originally in conflict with each other, and would definitely cause the bastard to go crazy and die. Unexpectedly, by chance, they supplemented each other. I also practiced the Arhat Subdue Demon Kung Fu, which combines the two internal skills of Yin and Yang into one, so that the Yin and Yang in the body are harmonious. Only in this way can we withstand any poisons caused by severe dryness, heat, or severe cold.】
【Guo Jing: I can only say that it is indeed a pig’s foot, it is amazing!】
【Huang Rong: Envy!】
【Zhao Min: Envy! 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Li Mochou: Envy!】
……
I don't know how many people were envious when they saw that the bastard could drink poisonous wine like fine wine and increase his power.
In the light curtain.
The son-of-a-bitch drank the wine that the two brought, and felt sorry for it. He barbecued wild boar meat again, and divided the best roast meat between the two of them, constantly urging them to drink.
Drinking with him one by one, he secretly stuffed the pills to suppress alcohol poisoning into his mouth.
The two of them stared at the bastard intently, and saw that he had not taken any other antidote. Such magical power was really rare. I really don't know where such a young hero came from?
They asked the son of a bitch his name and his apprenticeship.
It's not easy for a bastard to say that he is called a bastard. He says that he has no name and no surname. He also says that his master's surname is Shi and he belongs to the Golden Crow sect.
The two of them had never heard of the Golden Crow Sect and were just talking nonsense like bastards.
The fat man took the opportunity to speak, handed the wine gourd to the bastard, and said:"It turns out that the little brother is the founding disciple of the Golden Crow Sect. No wonder he is so great. Please have a drink."
When the bastard saw that he didn't drink, he thought the other party had forgotten and said,"You haven't drank yet."
The fat man's face turned slightly red and he said,"Really?"
He wanted to take advantage of one less drink, but the other party saw through the trap. He felt slightly annoyed and a little ashamed.
Little did he know that the bastard just meant well.
The fat man no longer dared to drink anymore, so he pretended to take a sip.
The same goes for thin people.
The bastard is so naive that he naturally didn’t notice it
….
The two bottles of wine were almost drunk. Although the bastard was not poisoned to death, he was a little drunk. He gradually started talking more, talking about Axiu and jingling. The fat and thin people were all confused after hearing this.[]
The thin man thought: This young man must have developed extraordinary skills and came here specifically to deal with the two of us. He kept his composure and only talked nonsense. He was truly extremely vicious. If we do it later, I'm afraid we and I will die at his hands.
The fat man thought to himself: Today we are two against one, and we are still invincible. It is rare to hear that this person has such great internal strength. Let's see if he can still resist when I increase the strength of the medicine?
He winked at the thin man.
The two secretly took out Jiujiu Pills and Lihuo Dan and put them into the wine gourd. Then they said there was not much wine left and asked the bastard to drink the rest alone!
【Hu Fei: You lied to a child again!】
【Linghu Chong: It’s thanks to the bastard’s martial arts skills, otherwise he would definitely be dead this time!】
【Li Xiuning: These fat and thin guys are really insidious. They only drink fake wine, but they even secretly drug them!】
【Yuan Chengzhi: This is how the world is, with intrigues and deceptions. The bastard can survive, it can be said that it is protected by the halo of pig feet. Most people would have died hundreds of times!】
【Kou Zhong: I’m afraid it won’t be easy for the bastard to resolve the potion this time!】
……
The melon-eaters stared at the picture.
I want to see what will happen if the son of a bitch drinks the added amount of wine in one go.
In the light curtain. good! You two are so generous, I won't be polite to you.
The bastard picked up the gourd and was about to drink when he suddenly remembered something and said: On the Yangtze River boat, I once heard Ding Ding Dang Dang say that if a man and a woman are in love, they will become husband and wife, and if a man has a good friendship with a man, he will become a brother..
It's rare for two uncles to think highly of each other. After the three of us drank up the two gourds of wine, we simply became brothers and drank together from now on. What do you think?
The fat man naturally didn't believe what he said, thinking that the bastard was going to take action.
But the bastard's skill frightened them. They didn't have the slightest confidence, so they wanted to defeat the bastard's skill first.
He hurriedly said: Very good, very good, it can't be any better. You drink up this gourd of wine first.
The son of a bitch wants to see the thin guy again.
The thin man also wanted the bastard to drink, so he naturally agreed.
Anyway, the bastard will be dead soon.
The bastard drank up the thin man's wine in one gulp.
The fat man clapped his hands and said: Good drinker, good drinker! I still have a sip or two of wine left in my gourd, so my little brother just drank it too, and we will become sworn brothers.
Of course the bastard drank it without thinking.
After two bottles of wine, the bastard clutched his stomach and screamed in pain, jumping up to a height of several feet.
The fat and thin people stood up in the same instant, raising their skills, fearing that the bastard would fight back before death and die together with them.
However, unexpectedly, the bastard did not attack them, but attacked the big tree next to it.
They discovered that although the bastard's skills were profound, his martial arts was very poor. Their work just now was really in vain.
With their martial arts skills, they can kill the bastard with a flip of their palms without wasting their medicinal wine.
After the bastard vented his anger, he forced the poison into the palm of his right hand and returned to the fire with a smile. He did not suspect that the two of them had poisoned him!
….
What's this?
The bastard was very surprised to see a red spot the size of a copper coin in the palm of his hand, and blue spots on the outside.
When the fat and thin people saw this, they also understood that they had misunderstood.
Because the bastard is not only poor in martial arts, but he can't even use his martial arts and can't force the poison out of his body.
The son of a bitch wasn't here to deal with them at all.
Thinking of the various methods they used on the bastard, I felt very ashamed.
The bastard asked the two of them their ages and names, and prepared to become sworn friends.
Although Fat and Thin didn't want to become sworn friends with this stupid bastard, they couldn't break their promise.
So the fat man said his name was Zhang San.
The thin man said his name was Li Si.
They say that bastards have no name or surname, so how can they become sworn brothers?
The bastard had no choice but to use the name Shi Xiaocui gave him, Shi Yidao.
The fat man knelt down on one knee and said loudly: Zhang San, Li Si, and Shi Yidao are sworn brothers. From now on, we will share blessings and share hardships. If you violate this, Zhang San will be like this wild boar in the future. Killed and roasted to eat, haha, haha!
The three and two characters are of course his pseudonym.
He kept talking about Zhang San without mentioning a single word about me, so there was no trace of sincerity.
The thin man knelt down and said with a smile: Li Si, Zhang San and Shi Yidao have become brothers today. They do not want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but they wish to die in the same year, the same month and the same day. If they violate this oath, Li Si will be ordered to cut their bodies into pieces with random swords. , Thousands of arrows penetrated the body. Hey Hey.
He sneered repeatedly, which was also false.
Naturally, the bastard didn't understand this, and he didn't realize the hypocrisy of the two of them. He knelt down on his knees and said sincerely:
I became brothers with Zhang San and Li Si. We have good wine and meat. Let the two brothers Eat first. Someone wants to kill the two brothers. I will go up to resist them first. If my words don't count, God will punish me with stomachache like just now every day.
The fat and thin people couldn't help but feel slightly guilty when they heard what he said so sincerely..
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