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Xie Yanke pondered for a moment, already thinking about it, and said: Very good, I tell you, no matter who asks you to say anything to me, you must not say it, or I will cut off your head immediately. do you know?

He was afraid that others would trick the bastard into asking him to do something difficult, so he had no choice but to threaten him like this.

【Bai Zizai: Hahaha, today I finally got to see Xie Yanke, the famous sky layman who promised a lot of money, but it turns out he can only bully stupid boys!】

【Wang Wanren: As long as you give him the Black Iron Order, you can do whatever you want him to do. It turns out that talking is like farting! Pooh!】

【Xie Yanke: How I, Xie Yanke, do things is none of your business!】

……

On the skyscraper cliff.

Xie Yanke couldn't help but cover his face, feeling that he was going to die this time.

The bastard may look stupid, but he will die without making any surprises.

He met the bastard and was defeated every time.

He has already thought about the embarrassing things he encountered along the way with the bastard, and what if they all come out later.

How can he, the great layman Xie Yanke, have the face to show off to others?

However, the more you are afraid of something, the more it will come.

In the light curtain.

He took the bastard to eat steamed buns.

He deliberately tempted the bastard to eat steamed buns, but he was not prepared to pay the bastard and let the bastard beg him. In this way, he successfully fulfilled his original oath.

【Li Mochou: It's so shameless to trick such a simple child!】

【Hu Fei: If you don’t want to fulfill your promise, just don’t fulfill it. It’s really shameless to make so many excuses!】

【Zhou Botong: Isn’t it shameful to lie to children?】

【Min Rou: Unexpectedly, the value of the Black Iron Order is worth a few steamed buns, but everyone is still fighting over it, which is really ridiculous!】

【Zhou Mu: It turns out that the Black Iron Order is only worth a few copper coins. How disappointing! If I had known earlier I wouldn't have grabbed it, it was a waste of time!】

…… hateful!

Xie Yanke was so angry that his head was filled with smoke.

He didn't dare to watch the next scene.

Because that's embarrassing.

In the light curtain.

Xie Yanke ate two steamed buns, and the bastard ate four.

Xie Yanke went to check out and only paid for himself, but there was no copper coin in his arms.

But he still has some gold leaves.

It’s just that obviously the exchange is not available here.

Just when he was in a dilemma, the bastard suddenly took out a silver coin from his arms and handed it to the shopkeeper, saying:"There are twelve coins in total, all from me."

Xie Yanke was startled: What? Want you to treat me?

The bastard laughed and said: You have no money, but I have money. I'll treat you to a few steamed buns. What's the big deal?

The shopkeeper was also surprised and found a few pieces of broken silver and a few strings of copper coins.

The bastard held it in his arms, looking at Xie Yanke, waiting for his orders.

Xie Yanke couldn't help but smile bitterly and thought to himself: Xie is a gentleman by nature. He has always refused to accept favors from others for nothing, but he didn't expect that this little beggar would treat me to a steamed bun today.

He asked: How did you know I had no money?

The bastard laughed and said:"I've been in the market these days, and every time I see people reaching into their bags to get money, and they can't take it out for a long time, but they have a weird look on their face, that means they have no money." I heard people in the store say that people who are deliberately freeloaders are like this

【Hu Fei: Hahaha, you bastard is so awesome, Xie Yanke is a freeloader!】

【Bai Zizai: Hahaha, I finally found out today that it turns out that Xie Yanke, a layman in the sky, is also a freeloader!】

【Li Yuanfang: I found that the bastard is actually very smart, but he probably lived with his mother before and had no contact with other people, so he didn’t understand anything, but he learned things very quickly!】

……

The melon-eating crowd stared closely at the light curtain.

Suddenly I realized that watching bastards is quite interesting.

In the light curtain.

Xie Yanke couldn't help but smile bitterly and thought to himself: You actually regard me as a freeloader.

He asked: Where did you steal this money?

How was it stolen? The lady in white clothes gave it to me just now.

Xie Yanke said: Mrs. Guanyin in white clothes?

Then she realized it was Min Rou and thought to herself: This woman, mother-in-law, has ruined my affairs.

【Yu Zhenzi: When talking about the Guanyin Empress in white clothes, I somehow thought of the princess again...chihe!】

【Blood Knife Ancestor: Outside Tianlong Temple, under the bodhi tree, Guanyin has long hair and slovenly flowers.……】

Duan Zhengchun: It’s impossible to get over this hurdle, right?

【Luzhangke: I suddenly realized how similar this scene is. Avalokitesvara in white, Min Rou, and the beggar bastard, aren’t they just the same as Guanyin in white, Dao Bai Feng, and beggar Duan Yanqing?】

【Shi Qing: Damn it! You old Yin, you dare to slander Junior Sister, don't let me meet you! 】

Abominable deer stick guest! Junior sister, please ignore him!

Shi Qing was furious and comforted Min Rou.

Senior brother, I won’t pay attention to him!

Min Rou looked at the light curtain.

In the light curtain.

Xie Yanke mentioned Min Rou's white sword and said,"This sword is very sharp. Just now I cut the tree with a light sword. Do you like it?" You asked for it from me, and I gave it to you.

He didn't want to get into any more trouble with the bastard, he just wanted to get over it as soon as possible.

The bastard shook his head and said: I don’t want it. This sword belongs to the Guanyin Empress. She is a good person. I can't ask for her things.

Xie Yanke drew out the black sword, swung it casually, cut off a big tree by the road, and said:"Okay, then I will give you this black sword."

The bastard still shook his head and said: This is the gentleman in black. Even if the black-clothed gentleman and the Guanyin empress do the same thing, I can't take anything from him.

Xie Yanke sighed and said: You bastard, you are quite loyal.

The bastard didn't understand and asked: What does loyalty mean?

Xie Yanke snorted and ignored him.

The bastard said: So you don't like to be loyal, you... you are not loyal.

Xie Yanke was furious, his face flashed with green energy, and he raised his palm to strike down the bastard Tianling Gai. When he saw his innocent look, he immediately closed his palm and thought: How can I hit him with one finger? Besides, since he doesn’t understand what loyalty is, he didn’t mean to ridicule me.

He said: Why am I not loyal? Of course I am loyal.

The bastard asked: Is it good to be loyal?

That's great. Being loyal is naturally a good thing.

The bastard said: I know, those who do good things are good people, and those who do bad things are bad people. You always do good things, so you are a great good person.

If this sentence had come from someone else, Xie Yanke would have thought it was sarcasm and would have slapped him to death.

But he knew the son of a bitch didn't know anything.

Don't want to get involved with the bastard.

If his enemy heard what the bastard said, it would make him laugh out loud.

Xie Yanke put away his black and white swords and thought about how to tempt the bastard to beg him.

He saw three jujube trees nearby and said that the jujube trees were very good.

If you want to seduce Gouza, beg him.

After all, the jujube tree is very tall, and the bastard will definitely not be able to pick it.

Unexpectedly, the bastard said: Good man, you want to eat dates, right?

Xie Yanke asked curiously: What kind of good person?

If you are a very good person, I will call you a very good person.

Xie Yanke's face sank and he said: Who said I am a good person?

The bastard said: If you are either a good person or a bad person, then I will call you the big bad person.

Xie Yanke said: I am not a bad person.

The bastard said: This is strange, you are neither a good person nor a bad person, ah, yes, you are not a human being! (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Blood Knife Ancestor: Hahaha, you bastard, are you trying to laugh me to death so that you can inherit my Blood Knife from your ancestor?】

【Bai Zizai: Today I finally know that Xie Yanke is not a human being!】

【Lu Xiaofeng: The bastard really never stops talking without surprising words. Every time he has amazing quotes, please write them down quickly!】

【Hu Fei: It feels like Xie Yanke was pissed to death before he even let the bastard beg him!】

【Mu Wanqing: The bastard said that Xie Yanke was not a human being, so he wouldn't be beaten to death with a slap, right?】[]

……

Although the people who eat melon know that the dog bastard has the aura of pig's feet, they still can't help but worry.

Stare closely at the light curtain.

In the light curtain.

Xie Yanke was furious and shouted: What did you say?

The bastard said: You are very capable, are you a god?

Xie Yanke said: No!

His tone was no longer as severe as before, and he continued: Nonsense!

The bastard shook his head and said to himself: This is not the case, that is not the case either, but I don’t know what it is.

He suddenly ran to the bottom of the jujube tree, hugged the trunk with his hands, propped up his feet a few times, and then climbed up the tree. soon.

The bastard slipped down from the tree, took a handful in both hands, handed it to Xie Yanke, and said: Eat the dates! You are neither a human nor a ghost. Are you a Bodhisattva? It doesn't look like it to me.

Xie Yanke ignored him and ate a few dates. They were sweet and juicy and of the highest quality. He thought to himself: He didn't come to beg me, but instead I begged him.

He said: Do you want to know who I am? All you have to do is ask me: please tell me, who are you? Are you a god or a bodhisattva? I'll tell you.

The bastard shook his head and said: I don't ask for anything from others.

Xie Yanke's heart trembled and he quickly asked: Why don't you ask for help?

Bastard said: My mother always told me: Bastard, don’t ask for anything in your life. If people want to give it to you, you don’t have to ask, they will give it to you naturally.

If someone refuses, it will be useless for you to beg and beg them. On the contrary, it will make them hate you. My mother sometimes eats delicious sweet things. If I ask her for it, she not only won’t give it to her, but will beat me severely and scold me:"You bastard, please beg me."***What? Why don't you beg your sweet little bastard to go? Therefore, I will never ask for help from others.

Xie Yanke asked: Who is Jiao Didi’s little bastard?

The bastard said: I don’t know.

……

【Hu Fei: What Mei Qinggu said makes sense. It’s better to ask for yourself than to ask for others. You don’t need to ask for what others want to give you, and it’s useless to ask for what they don’t want to give you!】

【Cheng Shifei: I'm very curious, who is this cute little bastard? Could it be Min Rou?】

【Lu Xiaofeng: Probably not. If the bastard is Shi Qing’s son, then this cute little bastard is probably Min Rou. But Shi Qing said that the bastard is not his and Mei Qinggu’s son. He is probably the lover of another man.!】

【Zhang Wuji: Does Mei Qinggu like Shi Qing? Why did she kill Shi Qing and Min Rou's son? Who is the son of a bitch's father?】

【Zhou Botong: Alas, love and love are the most troublesome and nerve-wracking!】

……

Senior brother, tell me honestly, is the son of a bitch the son of you and Mei Qinggu? Why do I think the more I watch, the bastard is just like Yu'er when she was a child?

Min Rou looked at Shi Qing suspiciously.

Because the bastard is gray-headed, malnourished, and not developing very well, he doesn't look very much like Shi Zhongyu when he was a child.

But some shadows of jade in stone can also be vaguely seen.

That is, Shi Qing's shadow.

Junior sister, I swear to God, I have absolutely nothing to do with Mei Qinggu. Don’t you still believe me?

Shi Qing patted his chest and assured.

In fact, he also discovered that the bastard seemed a bit like Shi Zhongyu when he was a child. If he was groomed cleanly, the similarity would be even greater.

But he was certain that he had never touched Mei Qinggu.

Min Rou could only believe Shi Qing.

But he still had doubts in his heart. This time he no longer stared at Mei Fanggu, but kept staring at the bastard.

As if to find out whether the bastard is Shi Qing's breed.

In the light curtain.

Xie Yanke was surprised and disappointed when he heard the bastard say that he didn't ask for help.

If this little guy really doesn't beg for anything from me, how can he fulfill his wish back then? His mother was probably a naughty woman, so why was her son beaten when he asked her for food? Whatever she called the cute little bastard, it was probably her husband who favored the new over the old and abandoned her, so she took all her anger out on her son. There are so many foolish women in the countryside.

He looked at the bastard and asked: You are a little beggar, don't you beg for food and money from others?

I never ask for anything, I just take it when it is given to me. Sometimes when someone doesn't give it to me, he turns around and doesn't pay attention. I take it and run away quickly.

Xie Yanke smiled faintly: Then you are not a little beggar, you are a little thief!

What is a little thief? 217You really don’t understand? Or just pretending to be stupid?

Of course I really don’t understand, that’s why I’m asking you. What does pretending to be stupid mean?

【Cheng Shifei: The bastard is really silly and cute!】

【Hu Fei: The bastard is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very smart. As long as his mother has never taught him this knowledge, he has no chance to learn, so he seems to know nothing and is very stupid!】

【Li Mochou: What a pitiful child!】

【Yun Zhonghe: When did the murderous Fairy Chi Lian become overflowing with maternal love?】

【Li Mochou: I will kill every one of you who is a deadly silver thief!】

【Yun Zhonghe: What a coincidence. Fairies like you can play with every one I see!】

【Li Cuiyu: You bastard, don’t be embarrassed here, my eyes will be dirty when I see you!】

【Yun Zhonghe: Princess beauty, you will know me from now on!】

【Li Cuiyu: Don't let me meet you!】

……

Damn Yin!

Princess Changping was so angry that she ordered the female guard sent by the emperor to protect her:

Go find the thief for me, I will kill him with my own hands!

Yes, princess!

The female guard quickly went down to give orders.

Princess Changping continued to look at the light curtain.

In the light curtain.

Xie Yanke glanced at the bastard's face for a few times and saw that although his face was covered with dirt, his eyes were bright and dark, showing no signs of stupidity. He said doubtfully:

You are not a three-year-old boy, you have lived to be a teenager. , why don’t you understand anything?

My mother doesn't like to talk to me. She says she hates me when she sees me and often ignores me for ten or eight days, so I had no choice but to talk to Ah Huang. Ah Huang can only listen but not speak, and he won't tell me what it means to be a thief or pretending to be stupid.

Seeing that there was no cunning in his eyes, Xie Yanke thought to himself: Isn't this guy just going around the bush to scold me?

So you're not going to talk to your neighbors?

What is a neighbor?

Xie Yanke was so bored that he said: People who live near your home are your neighbors.

The bastard said:"You live near my house?" Well, there are eleven big pine trees in total. There are many squirrels on the trees, pheasants and hares in the grass. Are those neighbors? They can only squeak, but they can't speak.

When you grow up, have you never spoken to anyone except your mother?

I have been at home in the mountains, unable to walk down, and have never spoken to anyone except my mother. My mother disappeared a few days ago. I fell off the mountain when I was looking for her. Later, Ah Huang disappeared again. I asked people where my mother was and where Ah Huang was, but they said they didn't know. Does that count as talking?

Xie Yanke thought to himself: It turns out that you have lived on a barren mountain all your life, and your mother doesn't pay attention to you. No wonder you don't understand this or that.

He then said: That counts as talking. Then how do you know that money can buy steamed buns?

I've seen people buy it. You don’t have money, I have money, you want it, right? I'll give it to you.

The bastard took out the pieces of silver from his arms and handed them to him..