Chapter 3: Take off your pants!
"It really pissed me off!"Master Xing was furious.
He was so angry that his fingers were shaking and his mouth couldn't keep up with his brain.
"You two come in."The doctor emphasized again.
Yang Yu refused to accept it. He took the card, three steps turned into two steps, stood upright with the doctor, and put the number between his eyebrows.
"Take a good look, I am No. 3, and I am going to examination room No. 3."
The doctor saw that the attitude of these two people was extremely unfriendly. It was just that they were No. 1 and No. 3. The examination would be the same wherever he went.
So he was so arrogant, he grabbed one person with one hand and dragged the two people into 1 Examination room
"boom!"With a sound, the door was closed heavily.
"Stand still!"
"bend over!"
"Take off your pants!"
The doctor's words were like the command of the Lord of Hell, which could not be resisted.
The two people turned around at the same time, very resistant, and their expressions were surprisingly consistent.
Master Xing was the first to speak:"There is someone here, why don't you just take off your pants? The male doctor said with a foreign accent:"
What does it matter? We are all men." Stick your butt up, take off your pants, hurry up!"
The male doctor urged impatiently.
Master Xing and Yang Yu had no choice but to obey.
The two of them stood side by side, with their hands on a single hospital bed, supporting themselves in front, sticking their buttocks upward, and taking off their pants.
The male doctor's voice came Exclaimed:"Are you two brothers?"
The two people were puzzled and turned to look at the surprised doctor.
He kept staring at the two people's buttocks.
Uncle Biao who turned into a ghost suddenly appeared.
Xing Ye and Yang Yu had 6 red spots on their left buttocks, shaped like Like plum blossoms.
The two patterns are exactly the same for the two people.
Uncle Biao was surprised. Could it be that he had two saviors?
Speaking of Uncle Biao, I have to mention here, why did he turn into a ghost?
Zhang Piao and Li Li in the original film and television drama Jin was a colleague.
The two of them were working outside. In order to find criminals, Zhang Piao found a suspicious place while performing the task.
Li Jin looked at the empty and messy tool room without paying much attention. He then asked Zhang Piao to He took action and drove away.
I really thought something wrong later. When I returned, as soon as the car stopped, Zhang Piao fell from the building.
It hit his car window and died on the spot.
Zhang Piao died like this. Lost.
But when he went to heaven, the God of Death could not let him pass because the cause of death was unknown.
Therefore, Zhang Piao returned to the earth again to investigate who killed him. Only then was he able to drink Meng Po soup and be reincarnated..
Before leaving, the judge in heaven gave him a red brocade bag with blooming flowers and told him
"Your savior has a red dot plum mark on his butt."
If someone else has complex symbols like divination and gossip, it is his nemesis.
The above is what led to the scene that Uncle Biao flashed just now.
Yang Yu turned his head to support himself and tried hard to see his left butt clearly.
Huh?
He was confused. , when did he get 6 red dots in his butt?
In addition, he also saw that Master Xing also had them, and they were exactly the same.
Master Xing’s expression was very different when he looked at Yang Yu again.
He recalled in his mind what he said when he saw him just now I know him.
But I have no impression of him at all.
If it weren’t for the identical red dot on his butt, I would have thought he was talking nonsense.
Unexpectedly, this turned out to be true.
Do they really know each other?
In order to verify his conjecture, Master Xing He also reviewed whether his parents had gone to fool around before they were alive? Did they have illegitimate children? He didn't know. This made Master Xing confused.
Suddenly he had another terrifying thought.
"Are you a stalker obsessed with me?"
With such a private place like the butt, if you weren't so obsessed with it, how would you know about this birthmark on his body? When
Yang Yu heard what he said, he wanted to vomit a big mouthful of blood on the spot, and his eyes almost stared to the ground.
"Fuck you! I just traveled through time and came here, how is it possible?"
As soon as these words came out, Yang Yu felt that he almost said the wrong thing and quickly covered his mouth.
"May I have your name?"
Xingye didn't care whether the doctor agreed or not. He opened the file and found that his surname was Yang, his given name was Yu, and he was the same age as him.
The doctor shook his head when he saw it, and it was incredible.
There are no two identical leaves in the world, how can there be the same plum blossom? Where is Yin?
Even after traveling into the world of film and television, Yang Yu has no ability to see ghosts.
Like Master Xing, he is just an ordinary person in this film and television.
So the ghost of Uncle Biao is currently invisible.
The two passed the inspection and stepped out of the door , pointing fingers at each other's noses
"Hey, tell me now, who are you?
Yang Yu said quickly:"In this movie, what is your name?""
Master Xing didn't understand the first sentence, but he understood the latter sentence. When asked his name, he answered loudly:"My name is A Xing."
My name is Ah Xing in Thief Ah Xing, and I'm also called Ah Xing in Senior Brother Bang Gui. What a coincidence!"
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