I watched the second short video, and the cartoon characters were bad

The operation of the full-level human is really too cool.

Any ordinary person can't help but sigh.

"Damn, I'm shocked. How did they do it?"

But most worlds full of battles are different.

"I don't quite understand what the use of these fancy but useless actions is?"

"Good question, I've been thinking about this too."

"Maybe it's because the world in the video is very ordinary, so these fancy actions are cool?"

"Ah, it's possible."

"It's really pitiful. These worlds without force actually think these actions are cool. I want them to see what is really cool."

...

The full-level human's ditty has both good and bad reviews.

But most viewers just watch the fun, without too much discussion.

Then.

A new video title appears.

[《This is eight years old?》]

[The scene officially begins. ]

[A group of people holding guns broke into a house while shouting robbery. ]

[The leader of the group sat on the bed without any hesitation, looked at the master in the room and asked: "Who have you eaten with recently? Have you seen Huang Silang?"]

[Without waiting for the master to answer. ]

[A voice suddenly came from under the bed: "Don't move, raise your hands!"]

[Zhang Mazi was startled and hurriedly left the window and looked down, but saw a fat man hiding under the bed. 】

[Master hurriedly said: "Wait, wait! Child!"]

[Zhang Mazi was puzzled: "Child?"]

[Master nodded: "Mine!"]

[Zhang Mazi bowed his head and asked: "How old are you?"]

["Eight years old." The person under the bed did not hesitate. 】

["Come out," Zhang Mazi softened his heart and planned to let the child go. 】

[When the child who claimed to be eight years old really came out. 】

[Zhang Mazi looked at the strong man who was taller and stronger than him, but wearing a bellyband and asked: "How is this eight years old?"]

[Master hurriedly explained: "No one believes it, I don't believe it! At the age of 3, he is as tall as his mother, at the age of 5, he is as tall as me, and at the age of 8, he is like this."]

"I don't believe it either."

...

Don't talk about the barrage.

Even the strange worlds don’t believe it!

“Is this eight years old?!”

“Whose child can grow so big at eight years old?”

“I can’t understand, is this true or false?”

“No, this is obviously false! Why are you hesitating on this issue? I can’t understand!”

“If this is eight years old, I will chop off my head.”

“You are really brave. Don’t forget, among so many worlds, maybe there is a world where people grow up very fast.”

“Shit, you said that, I suddenly got scared. ”

“Li Jing: To be honest, I believe this is an 8-year-old child!”

“? Ah, can I ask what happened to you?”

“Li Jing: My son, specifically, my third child, was two meters tall when he was born.”

“What? What did you just say?”

“Is your son a dinosaur?”

“Li Jing: That’s not the case. Our world is different from the world that has appeared so far. Specifically, there are immortals in our world, and my third child was probably cursed by some force. I won’t tell you the details.”

“Li Jing: Anyway, my third child is very special, and he will probably be on this video. You will know when you see it. ”

……

Hearing Li Jing say this.

The audiences in other worlds became more interested.

A world with a brand new power.

A child who is two meters tall just after birth, sounds very interesting.

Just one audience member is unlucky.

“Speaking of which, where is the eight-year-old who didn’t believe this person? Look, now there is a 2-meter-tall person who has just been born.”

“Now there is a concrete example, isn’t it time for you to fulfill your promise?”

“? How much fun do you have! I really want you to chop off your head!”

“Ah, it’s not that I like to watch fun, but people should do what they say, right?”

“Tsk, you’re right, but I never said when I would chop off my head, so…just wait, when the time is right, I will naturally fulfill my promise.”

“Tsk. ”

The unscrupulous chat ends here.

Right away.

A new video title appears.

《People whose appearance is deceptive.》

“Takasu Ryuji: Appearance is deceptive... Well, how should I put it, don't everyone have this characteristic? ”

“Hikigaya Hachiman: Indeed.”

“Oosaka Taiga: Hmm? Who are you referring to?”

“Issika Iroha: Hey, senior, what are you talking about? Are you talking about me? If so, it's too sad.”

“Amano Yukiteru: I've also been thinking about a question, why can some people's appearance be so different from their personality.”

“Actually, I've been thinking about this question too.”

People whose appearance is deceptive?

Who doesn't know one or two?

“However, this video can't have so many characters, right? Perhaps, the people who appear in this video are people with extremely different appearances? "

"Well, maybe so?"

...

Just saying.

The video officially begins.

[Chentangguan.]

[Li Jing is very happy today.]

[Because, his wife finally gave birth after three years of pregnancy.A child was born! 】

[Running to his wife's room excitedly. 】

[When he saw the child, Li Jing's eyes were bloodshot. 】

[It was too shocking! 】

[Two meters tall, with explosive muscles all over his body, and a strong face that doesn't look like a baby, but like a 40-year-old uncle! 】

[This is not giving birth to a son, this is giving birth to a brother! 】

[Li Jing couldn't accept it, he chopped with a sword: "Demon, die!" 】

[The strong man easily caught the blade with both hands: "Daddy, I am really your son!" 】

[How could Li Jing be deceived by a demon? : "I don't have a son who can catch a knife with bare hands as soon as he is born!"

[But he never thought that Nezha would answer like this: "Daddy, it's not that I can catch a knife with bare hands, but Daddy, you are set to be caught with bare hands 100%." ​​

["Besides, it's okay, Daddy. If you really don't want to accept my appearance, it's okay. I still have a chance to reshape my face."

[Li Jing:? ]

[What do you mean by a chance to reshape your face? ]

"Please pay attention, high energy ahead."

"God damn, reshape your face."

...

The world of 100,000 whys.

Nezha said happily: "Daddy, look, I'm on TV!"

Li Jing held his forehead: "Well, I guessed it a long time ago, so you don't have to report to me so happily. And if possible, I don't want you to be on the video."

"Huh? Why?"

Li Jing sighed.

Why else? (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

No matter who sees Nezha, they will feel that their parents are abnormal, right?

What parents can give birth to a monster like Nezha?

Thinking, he looked at the light screen.

Sure enough.

Now the barrage has exploded.

All the discussions are about Nezha.

"Ah... This is the first time I understand what it means to have a father."

"Shock me for a hundred years."

"Madam is less than two meters tall, right? How did you give birth to such a huge creature?"

"Could it be... a dinosaur man?"

"What the hell is a dinosaur man! Please don't give it a random name. There are monsters in this world."

"Monster... Oh, I understand! Madam is a monster!"

"Li Jing: Please don't insult my wife, she is just an ordinary person!"

"Whose ordinary family can give birth to such a muscular man! I thought it was a 2-meter-tall baby at first!"

"A 2-meter-tall baby is even more impossible, right?"

"Chihiro: Ah... Actually it's possible. I've seen it."

"Pfft! Are your worlds too outrageous?!"

"That can't be said, Chihiro. The baby in your world must have been born by a giant, right?"

"Chihiro: No, it's a poorAn old woman who is no more than 2 meters tall. ”

“Wait a minute! This sentence contains a lot of information!”[]

“First of all! Is it reasonable for an old woman to give birth to a child?”

“Secondly, how did she give birth to such a big baby? Ah? I began to doubt my life.”

“In fact, no matter what, the baby is more reasonable than Nezha, right?”

“What I want to know most is… how did Nezha get such strong muscles!”

“What? Did he start exercising when he was still a fertilized egg?”

“Too outrageous.”

“I can only say that this is the baby that shocked me the most. ”

Seeing these comments.

Li Jing only felt more tired.

Ah.

If only the third child was a normal child.

Speaking of face-pinching.

Even I, when I think of the scene of re-pinching my face before, I can't help but feel horrified.

The discussion in the comments will only get more lively.

Although Li Jing is now prepared.

……

[But Li Jing didn't realize it before!]

[When he heard that Nezha could re-pinch his face, he felt that the setting was quite novel.]

[But he still accepted it, and with excitement, he re-set Nezha's appearance. 】

【After a while, he finally found a face that looked like a toddler's, and then re-pinched it. 】

【Look at Nezha again. 】

【That face is simply amazing. 】

【Two words, cute. 】

【Four words, super cute. 】

【But when Li Jing saw the lower body, his whole face was not good. 】

【The lower body is still in the shape of a muscular man! 】

【He vomited blood on the spot. 】

【But Nezha was not aware of it, just shyly scratched his head, and said in a very childish and cute voice: "Hey, this look is unexpectedly refreshing." 】

【"Refreshing your sister! "Li Jing was furious on the spot, and he raised his sword and chopped at Nezha.]

[But at this moment, a man in a servant's uniform suddenly broke into the room and took Li Jing's sword.]

[Li Jing became even more annoyed: "Wang Er, what's wrong with you? Are you going to rebel?"]

[The servant called Wang Er shook his head repeatedly and said sadly: "No, sir, I was just passing by, and I don't know why I suddenly ran over to catch your sword!"]

...

Seeing this.

The audience in all worlds was not good.

"I am stupid, is this right? This is not right, right?"

"Such a cute face and such a strong body give people a very good and terrifying contrast!"

"If I meet someone with such a big contrast in real life, I will probably get goose bumps. "

"Sakura Hibiki: Huh, is it? I know someone like this, and he seems pretty good. ”

“Oh! So,I suddenly remembered that the coach in your gym is indeed the same type of person.

"That face is very refreshing, but I don't know why, the muscles are so strong."

"Damn, why is that? The muscular men I know have a very strong face."

"But the muscular men in your world are so refreshing?"

"I don't know why Li Jing is so angry."

"If I could meet such a refreshing handsome man in real life, I would definitely go up to meet him."

"Li Jing: Oh? So that's what you think, then you might as well imagine that this refreshing muscular man is your newborn child. ”

As soon as this sentence came out.

Others were stunned.

They couldn't help but think of it.

In the future, I will get married and have children. After my wife's pregnancy for ten months, the child she gave birth to will be the same as Nezha in the video.

2 meters tall.

The whole body is full of explosive muscles as if it has been trained for decades.

It makes people very desperate!

It's so despairing.

"Yametie! I was wrong, I admit that I was wrong!"

"Such a refreshing muscular handsome guy should not become my child."

"I'm scared, is it okay for me to be scared?"

"No wonder you said before that your son will definitely be on the screen. I see, now I understand that it would be strange if such a baby didn't appear in the video. ”

Everyone complained.

However, some people were also concerned about other issues.

"Speaking of which, what the hell was that 100% sure that the sword was caught with bare hands?"

"At first I thought that Nezha was so strong when he was born, so he could catch the sword."

"But that Wang Er, obviously just an ordinary person? How did he catch it? I am very confused."