"Hiss..."
After listening to this song and reading these lyrics.
The audiences in all the worlds were a little stunned.
"Who on earth could write such outrageous lyrics."
"Although I know that the original lyrics are definitely not like this, but... there is no sense of disobedience in these lyrics."
"Outrageous."
"My cancer has also been completely cured. So this is what it means."
"My mom is moved."
"I like you to eat my breasts."
"The fragrance of your balls..."
"This lyrics is too outrageous. It can be compared with the previous videos."
"Who on earth could write such an outrageous song?"
...
The spy world.
Warden Hendry stared with his eyes, and his beard stood up in anger.
"Too inelegant! How can it be so inelegant? This song is simply insulting my eyes! My spirit!"
The secretary next to Hendry couldn't help but say: "Master, these lyrics should not be the original lyrics."
"I know." Hendry glanced at the man, and then said with reason: "But, the lyrics I heard and the lyrics I saw are not much different."
"If this lyric is not so... so... outrageous, I will definitely think that this is the original lyric."
"It is the original author's fault that people can have such a misunderstanding."
"If she speaks clearly and pronounces clearly, how could such lyrics be born?"
"I looked at it, and the people in the world behind the scenes seem to call the mismatch of lyrics as-ear."
"I can only say... well, this word is somewhat elegant."
"..."
Okay.
What the master said does make sense.
……
Hyouka World.
“I’m curious.”
Oreki Houtarou turned his head and looked at Chitanda Eru.
I only heard the other party ask: “Why did the lyrics become like this?”
In response to this.
Oreki Houtarou casually said: “Maybe because it’s interesting? Who knows.”
“Interesting?” Chitanda Eru blinked and asked again: “Are these lyrics really interesting? I think if the singer of the song heard that her lyrics were changed like this, she must be very unhappy, right?”
Uh 110.
Are you actually considering the problem from this perspective?
The original author’s feelings.
Who knows?
But.
How to say it.
"I don't know how the singer feels, but I know that the audience behind the scenes and us are all happy, and that's enough."
"But is it really okay not to consider the original singer's feelings?"
Chitanda Eru still doesn't understand.
Normally, you have to consider it, right?? Otherwise, how uncomfortable would the original singer feel after seeing such lyrics.
This doubt made Oreki Houtarou not know how to answer.
Different perspectives on the problem will definitely lead to great differences in cognition.
But there is no need to ask yourself this question.
Oreki Houtarou shrugged: "I don't know about this. After all, I am not the singer of this song, but, if, I mean if."
"I am also a singer. If one of my songs is spoofed, I will probably be very angry."
"But if everyone accepts the spoof, and even because of this, my song gets a higher number of plays, I will be happy."
"So, instead of worrying about the singer's feelings, you might as well care about whether this song has a wider audience because of this spoof."
Hearing this.
Chitanda Eru was thoughtful.
She felt that what Oreki Houtarou said made a lot of sense.
Of course she would be angry if she was spoofed.
But.
If it is because of the spoof, it will make this song more famous.
That's a good thing!
Just say it.
The lyrics of this song are still too outrageous.
...
And the other worlds.
"So, I roughly understand the scene where this song will appear."
"As long as it is a sport from high to low, whether it is skiing, parkour, or hang gliding, as long as it is a sport that can be fatal, this song can be used."
"And everyone has seen that the general's skiing... It's not just as simple as killing, if you are not careful, you will lose your life."
"Well, I see it too."
"But, I still want to say that both the lyrics and this hint are too abstract."
"Even if you play this song first and then give me the hint lyrics, , I can probably guess the answer. ”
“No, don’t pretend, this clue has nothing to do with the correct answer.”
“Even if you play this song first, you will be confused.”
“Okay, I admit it.”
“Let’s talk about the video…Is the general’s video over?”
“It should be over, right? After all, there are already insignificant videos.”
“What a pity, I want to see more of the general. Such a happy video is rare.”
…
Just talking.
There was movement in the video again.
This time the protagonist is still the general.
All the audience were stunned.
Then excitedly.
"So the general has a picture?"
"That's great. I'm ready to start laughing."
"What will the guys from the Yorozuya do to the general this time?"
"Let me think about it. We've been to the nightclub, the barber shop, the swimming pool, and the ski resort. Are we going to go to an amusement park or something like that this time?"
"OrOr did you say it was at the festival?"
"In any case, the general will be embarrassed in the end."
"I wouldn't be surprised if Gintoki and the others took the general to dance."
Yes.
All the viewers thought so.
This time, the general's video will still be very interesting.
The corners of their mouths were raised, waiting for the video to officially begin.
[The picture appeared.]
[This time, the first person to appear on the screen was not the young general.]
[It was a mini-size general, writing in the room with a firm look in his eyes.]
[Just then, he heard someone report that the shadow warrior who replaced him was captured.]
[Obviously he was just a dead warrior protecting himself, and obviously saving that shadow warrior would put himself in danger, but the young general still said without hesitation: "I want to save that shadow warrior. ”】
【Then, he and a group of death warriors set out together, and in a basement full of torture instruments, they met a seriously injured shadow warrior who looked almost exactly like the general.】
【However, just when they were about to rescue the shadow warrior, a knife slashed at the shadow warrior, and Tokugawa Shigemo blocked the knife for the shadow warrior without thinking.】
【Leaving a terrifying knife mark on his back, he fainted.】
Watch the content of the video.
The audience in other worlds were stunned for a moment.
"What."
"I suddenly had a bad feeling. Why do I feel... the general is not here to make people laugh this time?"
"You are talking nonsense. Who would use blocking a knife as a funny plot?"
"I think it's better for us not to think about laughing this time."
"Well... I have put away my smile. ”
“I have prepared tissues.”
“I just remembered that the general’s label is not only [funny], but also [admirable]. ”
“Will you introduce his admirable side next?”
“To be honest, after watching four funny videos in a row, I thought the general was just a comedian, but after watching this part, I suddenly understood... It turns out that being funny does not necessarily represent the general’s character. He was just badly tricked by Gintoki and his friends. ”
It was just a short video clip.
The audience understood that the following video clip was not suitable to be treated with a smile.
…
[The young general who blocked the knife for the shadow warrior, in order not to be exposed, let the shadow warrior replace him to be the general in the shogunate.]
[He went to Oniwaban to recuperate.]
[Here, he met two friends.] (To read the exciting novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
[The three of them played with each other.]
[Then, it was time for the general to recuperate and leave.]
[Facing the group of ninjas standing behind him.]
[The young general said: "Oniwaban's duty is not to protect the general, but to ensure that the general completes his duties, and what is the general's duty?Even if you are afraid of risking your life, you must protect your country and people. "】
["One day, you will become the Oniwaban, and I will become the Shogun. I hope to fight side by side with you."]
[I don't know how many years later.]
[The Shogun grew up to be a young man. Under the setting sun, in front of the enemies from outer space, he raised his head and said: "I am the Shogun, Tokugawa Shigemo, the one who protects this country, the country where my friends live."]
[Just as before, just as before.]
[The influence of the power sitting at the top, the threats from countless people from outer space, and the countless thieves in the shogunate, have never changed Tokugawa Shigemo's mind.]
"What the young general said... Apart from him, how many people can do it?"[]
"[The Shogun's duty is to protect his country and people even if it costs his life. ] It's easy to say, but hard to do, but Tokugawa Shigemo did it, and really fulfilled his promise. ”
“Young General! My young general!”
…
The world of Gintama.
When they heard what the general said.
Everyone was silent.
Even those outsiders, even the Yorozuya.
They couldn’t help but show admiration.
But.
It was just admiration.
But the civilians were talking.
“Is the general such a person?”
“To be honest, after watching the first few videos, I don’t think he is.”
“Even if I exclude the first few videos, I feel that the general did not fulfill his promise. At least my life is not much different from before.”
“At least, this country is still under the rule of the gods.”
“Take Yoshiwara as an example. It was not the general who made the Yoshiwara sun reappear, but the boss of Yorozuya. ”
“So…”
…
In the Shinsengumi.
Okita Sougo and Hijikata Toshiro seemed to be relatively quiet.
“Huh.”
Take a deep puff of smoke, Hijikata Toshiro said: “Heh, if the general is not such a person, how could we bastards swear to protect him. "
Okita Sougo didn't say anything.
But he agreed.
In this life.
He will only swear to protect two people.
One is Kondo Isao.
The other is the general.
If these two people died.
Even Okita Sougo didn't know what he would do.
However.
It is very likely that he will follow his heart and become a murderer.
So.
What Hijikata Jushiro said is right.
If.
The general is just a funny man. If the general is useless, how can he get the loyalty of a group of bastards?
...
The world of Hell.
"Fake."
Countless civilians couldn't help but say.
"This is fake at first glance,No matter which world it is, how could there be such a general? "
It's impossible, right?
Take the generals of this world as an example.
Swear to protect their country to the death?
Heh.
If there is a turmoil, it's good that they don't run away.
Swear to protect their people to the death?
Don't make a fuss.
For the general, civilians are just a source of fun.
Don't even mention protection.
The general doesn't exploit the civilians.
The general is successful if he doesn't arbitrarily decide someone's life.
So.
The civilians of the Hell Music World.
Don't believe Tokugawa Shigemo's words.
...
Dororo World.
"Tsk." Dororo put his hands on the back of his head and pouted his lips in disdain: "It sounds better than singing. I don't believe what these high-ranking adults say. ”
What about swearing to protect your country to the death.
It’s just funny.
If the generals of this country can really do such a thing, how can there be so many people starving to death every year?
Look at this country with wide eyes.
Famine, plague, and robbery are rampant.
Demons and ghosts are rampant.
What kind of protection is this?
If this can be considered a kind of protection.
It’s better to perish.
To this.
Hyakkimaru rarely nodded in agreement: "Well, yes, they keep saying that they are protecting the country, but no one knows the truth. ”
Let me use my father as an example.
Agree with the demons in exchange for the existence of the country.
I have to say it.
The country that was about to perish survived for a few years because of the demons.
But...
Is this really protecting the country?
What is the foundation of the country?
Land?
No.
If there is no one in a piece of territory, it is not a country at all.
People.
It is the country. The root of the problem.
But.
Some high-ranking generals don't think so.
They can't see the tragic situation below.
Simply think that the country will be there if the border is there.
Think that if the capital is prosperous, the whole country will be prosperous.
What a deceitful act.
In order to [protect the country], we reached an agreement with the demons.
The result.
Just to keep the territory from being invaded.
Really.
Stupid. .
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