Shirogane Miyuki's mouth twitched.
He knew that Ishigami Yu was hopeless.
It would be fine if everyone discussed these things in private.
But the problem is.
This is the student union!
How dare Ishigami Yu say such a big truth?
Isn't this pure suicide?
And Ishigami Yu didn't realize that he was already dead.
Still continuing to talk.
"So, the most important basis for judging whether a person is a tomboy is still the figure."
Just as the voice fell.
"Oh, so that's what you think, Ishigami classmate." Shinomiya Kaguya behind him finally spoke.
Ishigami Yu was stunned.
Turning around with trembling all over.
But he saw a monster named Kaguya, with red light effects in his eyes, looking at him like a demon.
Ishigami Yuu was shaking even more.
He immediately slid down to his knees and apologized: "I'm sorry!"
But to this, Kaguya Shinomiya replied: "Well, it's too late to apologize now. I'm a tomboy, the most prudent, you go to hell!"
...
CL world.
"Tomboy? I understand!" Haruhara Yohei pinched his chin and nodded, "There are at least two tomboys in our school."
Okazaki Tomoya casually echoed: "Oh."
Seeing that Okazaki Tomo didn't intend to ask further questions.
Haruhara Yohei didn't mind, and just continued: "The first one is definitely Sakagami Tomoyo! I'm wondering now, is she a girl? No matter how I look at her, she doesn't look like one. Can a normal woman have her kind of fighting power?"
"It's too exaggerated, isn't it."
Okazaki Tomoya tilted his head and glanced at his good friend: "I always feel that you will die if you continue talking."
Haruhara Yohei sneered: "Usually I just let her go because she is a girl. Now we can fight. Do you think I'm afraid of him?"
Okazaki Tomoya shrugged and thought: "Well, since Yohei said so, there is no need to tell him that Tomoyo is behind him."
And Haruhara Yohei is still courting death.
"As for the second one... naturally it's Fujibayashi Anne. This 23-year-old girl is too tough."
Okazaki Tomoya glanced at the door.
But he found that a tough girl just happened to pass by.
After hearing what Haruhara Yohei said, he walked in angrily.
Thinking of what would happen next, Okazaki Tomoya left the window seat knowingly.
In response to this.
Haruhara Yohei was confused and said, "Eh? Tomoya, I'm telling you something important, why are you so sudden?"
As he said that, he was about to get up and catch up with Tomoya.
But.
Both shoulders were held down by two strong hands.
Then there were two voices that made Haruhara Yohei tremble.
"Haruhara-san, what are you going to do?"
"Haruhara Yohei, you haven't done anything for a few days, you're itching again, right? "
Haruhara Yohei was sweating.
These two familiar voices...
I always feel like I'm going to die.
He turned his head and looked at Okazaki Tomoya: "Tomoya, you are too loyal, aren't you? Why didn't you remind me?"
Okazaki Tomoya waved his hand: "Ah, because you've already said it, there's no difference between offending one and offending two, right?"
Anyway, the strength of these two is ridiculously high.
Haruhara Yohei thought so too.
He spread his hands and said: "Okay, what are you two tomboys going to do? ”
The next moment.
Both feet kicked his abdomen at the same time, and then... Haruhara Yohei flew out of the window.
……
However, after watching the video content, the audience in other worlds finally realized one thing.
"Hey, I think I guessed what the next famous scene is."
"Me too..."
"Isn't this operation too cool? I can't even imagine it."
"So, what is it?"
"Ding Ding brake or something."
"** brake?"
"Prostate brake?"
"Anyway, that's it."
……
Crayon Shin-chan world.
Misaya blinked in confusion.
"No way, no way, Shin-chan really guessed it right, right? ”
The so-called elephant stopped suddenly.
It was exactly the same as the meanings guessed by the barrage.
Is it really like this?
If it is true...what treasure did I miss?
She continued to watch.
...
Just then.
The video continued.
[Hijikata Toshiro soon saw Gintoki's back and shouted: "Stop!"]
[Seeing that Gintoki did not move, he quickened his pace and roared in front of Gintoki: "I told you to stop, didn't you hear it?"]
[Gintoki turned his head and asked curiously when he saw Hijikata Toshiro: "Hey, why are you here?"]
["Now is not the time to talk about this kind of thing!" Hijikata Toshiro shouted: "Look down, look down! ”】
[Gintoki then noticed that what he was standing on was not a skateboard but a person.]
[“Huh, when?” He was a little confused.]
[“What do you mean by when?” Hijikata Toshiro said angrily: “Do you know who you are standing on?”]
[Gintoki didn’t know.]
[But he knew that Hijikata Toshiro was also standing on a person, so he asked: “Whose snowboard did the customer say you were standing on?”]
[Hijikata Toshiro lowered his head and was surprised: “Huh, when?”]
[“You are different?” Gintoki was speechless.]
[Hijikata Toshiro quickly reacted: “Never mind, anyway, just stop quickly, this is not something that can be resolved by seppuku."]
[Gintoki replied: "If I could stop, I would have stopped long ago. I don't even know how to use a skateboard, how can I know how to stop?"]
["What should we do now? Find a remote place to wait, and then wrap him with a warm heart?"]
["Do you want to listen to what you are saying?" Hijikata Jushiro complained crazily.]
[Suddenly, Gintoki grabbed the general's panties, and then said: "Wait, if you pull the panties up like this, the speed will slow down."]
[Hijikata Jushiro also tried it, and it really slowed down as Gintoki said.]
["Huh, can I use underwear to control the human skis? "He calmly observed his surroundings, but found a strange line behind him.]
["Oh~ I do feel the brakes, but there is a very strange line behind me."]
["What is this?"]
[Gintoki reacted immediately: "Is this a trace of brakes?"]
["Brakes?!" Hijikata Jushiro screamed.]
[He really didn't know what the human body uses to brake: "Where is the car on the human body?!"]
[Gintoki answered casually: "Prostate brakes."]
[Knowing the truth, Hijikata Jushiro hurriedly stopped Gintoki: "Enough! Stop it! What if he can't have children in the future?"]
"Here it comes!"
"The most classic prostate brake! ” (To read the most exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
“Back then, I was still young when I saw this paragraph and didn’t know what it meant. Now I know, but things have changed.”
“I would rather be at an age where I don’t understand.”
…
The world of Gintama.
The impact of this scene is really too great.[]
Even Gintoki was stunned.
“Hashidou Madai! You can’t blame me for this, can you? You can’t blame me for this, can you?”
“The general suddenly bumped into me! He suddenly came to my feet, not me who took the initiative to step on his back, you can’t blame me for this, can you? "
Gintoki also wanted to remain calm.
But the impact of this so-called prostate brake is definitely greater than the previous videos!
Putting a pile of dog shit on the general's head... It's okay.
After all, it's always inevitable, and it hasn't brought any harm to the general's body.
But now.
This is a prostate brake.
If you are not careful, it will be a fatal operation.
This has caused real harm to the general.
It's over.
It's definitely over.
Gintoki felt despair.
...
Shinsengumi.
Okita Sougo said "Oh".
"Deputy team leader, it seems that you also want to improve and want to get promoted~ You actually took the initiative to ride on the team leader's back,He even used the prostate to brake, which is really admirable. ”
“Stop talking.” Hijikata Jushiro covered his forehead with a look of lamentation.
It’s all that damn Gintoki’s fault.
If it weren’t for him, things wouldn’t have evolved to this point.
No.
It should be Okita Sougo who is the culprit, right?
Miss Ami is also a suspect.
But as expected, the most hateful one is the team leader: “No, the team leader also deserves it.”
“This big star who only thinks with his lower body, if he had listened to me at the beginning and rescued the general, how could it have developed to this extent? After all, it would be better if his brakes were broken. ”
That makes sense.
…
The audience in other worlds all twitched their lips.
Okay.
It really is prostate brake.
Absolute, too awesome.
“Ah! You guys are a bunch of perverted boys! You can even say such dirty words as prostate brake, disgusting, disgusting.”
“Please don’t raise the individual to the group. To be honest, if we hadn’t seen this video, we definitely wouldn’t know what prostate brake means.”
“That’s right, God knows how there is such a term as prostate brake.”
“I can only say that it’s no wonder that the quiz with prizes said that this is the ultimate term. I am convinced.”
“Gintoki not only created a new term, but also found the human body’s braking method. Cool.”
“I was thinking, what would happen if the prostate brake was used on flat ground?”
“Probably… Congratulations, the operation was successful, and you became a beautiful girl? ”
“Well… in a sense, it is indeed possible.”
“There is another question. Men have prostate brakes, but what about girls? What do they use to brake?”
“Isn’t it simple? Just replace the bar with two pits.”
“Oh~ I see.”
“You… you perverts!”
“That’s not true. We are just discussing the human body’s brake parts normally. Don’t treat our serious topics with your own ideas.”
“You call this a serious topic? Why don’t you just die!”440
“So, you women are simply unreasonable. Brothers upstairs, where were we talking about? By the way, what do you think if women can’t use two pits to brake?”
“No? What do you mean?”
“No.”
“Is there any need to ask this? What you said is not called a woman, that is a real snowboard. "
"Hahaha."
"6, I envy your talent."
"Brother, please delete this barrage and let me post it. I can give you money."
"Oosaka Taiga: You are a bunch of hateful guys!"
"Shana: No way to race, no way to race, no way to race!"
"Louise: hentai! Baga! SystemInside!"
"Broken defense, someone broke the defense!"
"Who is there? Isn't this a snowboard?"
"It's covered in mud!"
...
The more the bullet screen was discussing, the more the topic became more and more off-topic.
And in the world of Crayon Shin-chan.
Xiao Xin just sighed and said, "Hey, what prostate brake, it's not as good as my elephant emergency stop."
Then he looked at Mei Ya again: "Mom, what is the prostate? Isn't it called an elephant here?"
Mei Ya was very upset: "Don't worry about these useless things."
"Oh." Xiao Xin nodded thoughtfully, and then asked again: "Then mom, are you the snowboard mentioned in the bullet screen?"
"I feel like hey, after all, your figure is so bad, you don't have what you should have, it's definitely a snowboard."
"Bang! ”
Without even thinking about it, Shin-chan got hit hard by the chestnut.
Mei-sai put away her fist in anger: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll show you what a washboard is."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”
……
The discussion in the barrage.
It did not affect the video from continuing to play.
[Although Hijikata Jushiro could not agree with the name of prostate brake, it was the only way to slow down after all, so he could only hold Kondo Isao's underwear.]
[But, not long after, the four people flew out from a high platform.]
[After landing, Gintoki and Hijikata Jushiro turned their heads and saw that there were two pools of blood where the "human skis" under their feet landed.]
[The two people were completely panicked.]
[Of course, they were not panicking because of the general and the team leader.]
[But because...]
["The brakes are broken! ”】
[How can we stop now!]
[They don’t want to get into trouble like this!]
[So, two people shouted for help: “Please, anyone can help, let’s stop, save me!”]。
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