The world of the blue sea.
Several seniors said without a doubt: "Speaking of swimming pools, there is only that one, right?"
"Yes, there is only that one."
The words of several seniors made Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei confused.
"So senior, what is it?"
Ju Ryujiro pinched his chin and said: "What else can it be? Of course it's a horseback battle!"
Hearing this.
Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori took two steps back without thinking and whispered.
"Ah, this is just the swimming pool of the diving club, right?"
"Indeed."
"Who would play horse racing in a swimming pool? Aren't they all there to watch the beautiful girls in their swimsuits?"
"That's right."
"Having said that, the people in the Yorozuya aren't normal people either, are they? Maybe the seniors' brain circuits really match those of Gintoki and the others?"
"That's really possible."
Speaking of this.
The two returned to the table.
Kitahara Iori asked, "Senior customer, if you play horse racing, it doesn't match the three prompts."
As soon as this question came out.
Before the two seniors could speak.
Suddenly.
Kohei Imamura suddenly realized: "Wait! It's related! I suddenly remembered that the rules of horse fighting are usually to grab the headscarf, right? But in a place like a swimming pool, who says you have to grab the headscarf? If you accidentally grab something you shouldn't grab... no one can say anything, right?"
Wow!
Kitahara Iori suddenly widened his eyes when he heard this.
Thinking of that scene, he couldn't help but say: "Or, let's take some time to go to the swimming pool for a horseback battle."
Imamura Kohei nodded in agreement, and with a sly smile on his face, he put his arms around Kitahara Iori: "Yes, we have to hold a horseback battle, seniors, what do you think?"
Ju Ryujiro nodded: "Well, speaking of it, we haven't played for a long time, and we can indeed hold it once."
"It's time to let the newcomers experience the battle of the diving department once."
"Well, seeing that the two juniors are so excited, we must hold it more grandly than in previous years."
"Are you okay?" Ju Ryujiro said: "I just joined the diving department, and I participated in the horseback battle, but I was hospitalized for a month."
"Huh?"
Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori were stunned.
Wait!
Wait!
How intense a horse-riding battle could cause a strong man like Julongjiro to be hospitalized for a month?
And.
Why do I feel that the reason why the seniors said the horse-riding battle was a trap?
The two of them suddenly panicked and wanted to escape.
…
Blessings for a beautiful world.
"This question is too simple."
Sato Kazuma looked disdainful.
Meihui raised an eyebrow and asked, "SoWhat is it?"
Sato Kazuma laughed: "Huh, I don't know."
"?"
The others were stunned.
"You...you won't say it's very simple?"
"What exactly is this answer?"
Sato Kazuma pinched her waist and said: "Heh, because my answer is that I don't know."
"What can these people from the Yorozuya say? They are even more outrageous than me. I would be a ghost if I could know their thoughts."
"Besides, these three clues are traps no matter how you look at them, right?"
"There is definitely a beautiful girl, there is definitely a mosaic, and there is also the general's briefs, but who knows what story will happen behind it?"
"A normal person can think of these three enhancement words based on the general's estrus in the swimming pool."
"But the problem is that this is definitely not the correct answer."
"So, I said I don't know. ”
Sato Kazuma said this confidently.
And this is indeed his truest thought.
He really couldn't guess the direction of the next plot.
…
The audience in other worlds are the same.
"No, it's impossible to know what will happen next after going crazy for ten years."
"I feel that being crazy for ten years is not enough, it takes several years."
"I give up on this question."
"Even if there is a reward, I really can't guess it."
"Me too, I watched the video. ”
……
[During the rare summer vacation, Gintoki went to the swimming pool.]
[There are a lot of people here, especially girls.]
[Gintoki took out a telescope and started observing.]
[But he never thought that he would meet a fellow traveler - Hasegawa Taizo.]
[Two stinky men, holding telescopes, looking around for targets to admire.]
[What a coincidence, they are all their acquaintances.]
[When the two evaluated them, they also said a lot of not-so-nice comments.]
[For example, Robert Jebbs and the like.]
[In short, two perverts...]
[ No, plus the other two perverts hiding in the pool. 】
[The four perverts were beaten up, and for a moment, the pool was dyed red with blood. 】
[Everyone else in the swimming pool was scared away. 】
[Only a group of familiar people were left. 】
[In a sense, Gintoki and his friends have reserved the whole place. 】
[Of course, Gintoki and his perverts were also driven out. 】
[But not for long. 】
[He, Kagura, and Shinbaji came back with a person who was very familiar to the audience. 】
[——General. 】
[Gintoki pointed at the general and said, "Well, actually, the general wants to play with us." 】
"No, I started laughing when I saw the general."
"Please pay attention! High energy ahead! GeneralIn this pool battle, the general will kill everyone!"
"One of the few highlights of the young general."
...
The world of Gintama.
Everyone.
"Q: Who do you think is the most dazzling person in the pool?"
"Kondo Isao: The general?"
"Hasegawa Yasuzo: Without a doubt, the general."
"Shinbaji: It must be the general. I still can't forget his god-like figure."
"Gintoki: Well, everyone except me and the young general."
...
The shogun.
Interviewed by Cheng Ye.
"Brother, what do you think of the pool in the video?"
"Very interesting." The general smiled knowingly, "This is the most fun summer vacation I have ever had. ”
“What do you think of Gintoki and the others?” (To read the most exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
The general was silent for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said, “Because of my status, they still didn’t have enough fun. I feel a little sorry for them. Next time, I must let them have more fun.”
…
The curiosity of the audience in other worlds has been aroused by the barrage.
“Wait! The general counterattacks! The general’s highlight? !”
“Can there be a highlight when meeting Gintoki and the others?”[]
“I’m so curious!”
“What happened?”
“Hurry up, hurry up, I can’t wait any longer. ”
The general was unlucky twice.
It can be said that every viewer was looking forward to how the video would show the general’s highlights.
They stopped talking.
Everyone looked at the video.
[Gintama suggested playing a horse battle.]
[Everyone agreed.]
[It’s just that... the grouping is a bit strange.]
[Normally, in a horse battle, the strong ones are at the bottom and the weak ones are at the top, but... at this time, all the people standing on the lifeboat are men, and the ones under the water are girls.]
[Gintama couldn’t help but complain: "Reconsider the grouping!"]
[Kagura pinched her nose and said: "Our grouping is reasonable."]
[Gintoki was silent.]
[Because he found that it was indeed the case. Among those present, the girls were stronger.]
[Moreover, Miss Ami pinched her waist and said: "Besides, you must be thinking about something H, right? It's too obvious!"]
[Gintoki retorted: "No way, who would be interested in cliffs?!"]
[Ami's forehead was covered with black lines.]
[Kondo Isao lay down and said: "It's okay, Miss Ami, no matter what kind of cliff you are, I will climb it!"]
[Ami was so angry that she threw Kondo Isao to the back of her shoulder.]
[Haruta also said: "We really don't have any dirty thoughts."]
[Gintoki nodded: "It's justIn this way, there won't be anyone who wants to do such dirty things."]
[Just saying that.]
[Ding Dong.]
[There was a sound of water dripping into the pool behind him.]
[Gintoki turned his head and saw that the general was already bleeding from the nose.]
[Gintoki: "So it's the general!"]
[Gintoki couldn't help but say: "I say, young general, you are expecting too much, and everything you think in your heart has been exposed!"]
[In response, the general explained: "The general's family has been so excited before the long-distance trip that they can't sleep."]
["Who cares about you!" Gintoki was speechless.]
[The plan was ruined by the young general, and Gintoki was also angry: "Okay, let's decide by rock-paper-scissors! The winner decides whether to be a horse or a horse according to his own preference."]
["As for the loser, jump off the diving board. ”】
[Tsukiyomi asked: “What does this have to do with riding a horse?”]
[“You’re so long-winded!” Gintoki said: “There’s always a punishment for losing!”]
[Although he said this, Gintoki was thinking: “Heh, if I jump from that height, my swimsuit will easily slide off!”]
[Even if I don’t get exposed, I’ll still be embarrassed, right?]
[What a feast for the eyes!]
[But Gintoki forgot how bad the general’s luck in gambling was, so… the general jumped off the platform.]
[It was like a torpedo explosion.]
[Gintoki said with regret: “. I say, young general, who do you think I did this for? You should do better!”]
[The general turned his head calmly: “Although the generals have been wearing briefs for generations, it seems that thongs are also a good choice. ”】
[Gintoki complained: "Who cares what new hobby you awakened!"]
"We call this the airport."
"The cliffs look like a good choice too."
"The gods of generations can't sleep before the hike."
"Ah, it's the diving of the church army, I've thought of it."
"You can awaken a new hobby just by diving, you are worthy of being a young general, I love you so much."
...
The world of Gintama.
"What a beautiful butt squeeze!"
"I will remember this scene forever."
"Is this the general's butt? It's as beautiful as gold."
"Just the general...don't always lose! How many better butt squeezes have I missed because of you? "
The people are simply speaking lewd words.
...
The shogunate.
Cheng Ye silently took a few steps away from his brother.
The general looked puzzled: "Cheng Ye, what's wrong with you? This action will make me very sad."
Cheng Ye shook his head: "Nothing, I just didn't expect that you would like the feeling of your underwear pinching your buttocks."
The general hurriedly explained: "That's not the case! I just opened aJust a joke! I'm still wearing briefs now."
"Who cares about you! Perverted brother! I will never make tea for you again!"
As Cheng Ye said this angrily.
The general fell silent.
"Well... it's good this way. After all, the tea you make... is really unpalatable."
(Li's good)?
Cheng Ye got even angrier.
"Stupid brother! I will never talk to you again! Humph!"
She ran away angrily.
The general didn't chase her.
Just whispered: "Don't you really have to drink Cheng Ye's tea in the future? Who should I replace it with?"
...
Barrage from other worlds.
"Wait... didn't they say the general has a highlight?"
"Where is it? ”
“Although I admit that the general’s butt is smooth and reflective, this is not a highlight at all, right? It’s just another black spot!”
“Speaking of which, this is the first time I’ve seen such a smooth butt. Can I only say that it’s worthy of the general? Even the butt is so noble.”
“What’s so noble about it? Did you learn bad things from Gintoki and the others?”
“Will you lose your moral integrity if you watch too many Gintoki videos?”
“Probably.”
“No, no, the topic is off topic! I want to see the general’s highlight moment! Show it to me quickly!”
“That’s what I mean! I want to see it too!”
“The young general is so miserable. It’s a rare highlight performance. Do you want to put it off? Hurry up and bring it up.” ”
……
I can’t wait.
[“Hey.” Yue Yong couldn’t help but said: “Isn’t this just watching an old man squeeze his butt? Where is the excitement.”]
[Gintoki choked: “Such a noble squeeze, you can only see it once in your life!” Sun]
[Miss Ami said angrily: “You must be thinking about something obscene again?”]
[Gintoki retorted: “Who would want to see you squeeze your butt?”]
[Even Kondo Isao said: “It’s okay, Miss Ami, I don’t want to see you squeeze your butt.”]
[Ami clenched her fist and knocked Kondo Isao away: “Even you don’t want to see it!”]
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