I watched the second short video, and the cartoon characters were bad

[After doing all this, Gintoki restored the chair to its original state and let the general appreciate his current appearance: "Okay, it's tied up."]

[Shinbaji started to complain wildly: "Oh, his face has changed! The skin is about to crack! It's like wearing stockings!"]

[Gintoki pointed at the general's mouth corners that were wide open because of the tight skin: "Hey, what are you talking about? I think he seems to like it. Look at the corners of his mouth, he is smiling, right? Just like a smiling alien."]

["Don't talk nonsense! It's just the skin that has been pulled up!" Shinbaji complained wildly. 】

[Gintoki pretended not to hear and stared at the mirror seriously: "Hey, are you laughing? Or are you angry? I can't tell at all."]

["At least he's definitely not laughing." Shinbaji said as he put the chair flat: "Sorry, I'll help you fix it right away."]

["No, Gin-san, if we let the general go back like this, we will definitely be beheaded."]

[Just saying that.]

[Snap!]

[The general's headband couldn't bear the pressure and fell off.]

[His face returned to its original state.]

[The most amazing thing is... the general actually looked calm? 】

"Like."

"It hurts, it hurts, my scalp is numb just watching the video, okay?"

"As expected of a general, his hair is so good. If it were an ordinary person, I'm afraid all his hair would be pulled out."

"I admire the general's expression management even more. He has encountered so many inhuman treatments, but his expression has not changed."

"You call this unchanged?"

"This is force majeure. Being pulled hard by someone, his expression will definitely change! But the undeniable "sixty-six-zero" is that when the hairband loosened, the general's expression after recovery was very calm."

...

Gintama world.

Gintoki's mouth twitched: "I suddenly realized something..."

"What?" Shinbaji's soul had already flown away, but he still subconsciously cooperated.

Gintoki pointed at himself: "Well, did everyone see me kicking the general in the back of the head?"

Shinbaji nodded: "It seems so."

Kagura said decisively: "You are definitely hopeless, Aru. This is not a problem that can be solved by an apology."

Gintoki's mouth twitched: "Aren't all these things happening because of you?!"

Kagura looked at the ceiling and said: "What are you talking about, Aru? I don't understand Aru."

Gintoki became even angrier.

But he didn't get angry with Kagura. He had more important things to do - thinking about how to escape this disaster.

Not long.

He sighed: "There is no way, Shinbaji, Kagura, I want to tell you something important. I am going to pursue my dream."

"?"

As soon as these words came out.

Shinbaji and Kagura were both stunned, looking at Gintoki in confusion: "What?What is your dream?"

"It's like this." Gintoki explained, "When I was very young, I heard someone say that there are many pirates in the universe, right?"

"These pirates are looking for a planet called Raftel. I plan to leave the earth and become a space pirate."

"Please stop talking!" Shinbaji begged, "We are about to be beheaded, do you still want to offend other copyrights?"

"Why don't you say that you will become Super One and flatten the shogunate with a Kamehameha?"

Gintoki replied very naturally: "Because this task should be given to Kagura, who is also a fighting race, I... just want to be a pirate honestly."

"Think about it, I have gone through countless training in my hometown and went out to become a pirate to realize my dream. It's exactly the same as Monkey C. Luffy. I want to be the man of the Pirate King! ”

New Baji: “…”

I’m sorry, he doesn’t want to complain anymore.

I’m tired of saying that.

…

I’m the world of mobile phones.

Takashi Mihashi touched the back of his head, showing a very frightened expression.

Nerves were tense.

Seeing Mihashi like this, Shinji Ito asked inexplicably: “What’s wrong? Why do you suddenly show such an expression?”

Takashi Mihashi took a deep breath: “Nothing, I just suddenly remembered that the barber who did this hairstyle for me looked a lot like Sakata Gintoki. ”

“So, after seeing Gintoki’s rough method, I clearly put myself in the shoes of the general, so…”

Said.

Sanbashi stopped.

Because he suddenly saw Ito Shinji rolling his eyes and twitching.

This made Sanbashi very confused: “Eh? Eh! Why would you…”

Said, he thought of something: “Could it be that the one who designed our hairstyle is the same person?”

Ito Shinji nodded tremblingly: “It would be better if you didn’t mention it. After hearing what you said, I also recalled the face of the barber, which really looks like Sakata Gintoki.”

“My hair is long, and I can’t help but think about what would happen if he combed my hair into a bun…”

“Then I was like this. ”

The two talked.

They both covered the back of their heads and lay on the table with their teeth bared.

It hurts!

……

The audience in other worlds encountered a huge problem.

"What should I do? Xinbaji has complained about everything that should be complained about, so I don't know what to say now."

"My current state is like sitting at the table of adults. They are talking and laughing, and I am smiling awkwardly on the side, not knowing how to interrupt."

"The only difference is that I am laughing from the bottom of my heart now."

"Me too."

"Damn Xinbaji! You have complained about everything, what should we, the audience, do?"

"This is so hatefulpeople."

"This person is so hateful!"

"What kind of innate complaining saint is this? How can he complain so much?"

"Is there a blocking button? I want to block Xinbaji! He is so hateful!"

Yes.

It is obviously a very funny video.

But the audience found out.

They actually have nothing to complain about!

This hateful Xinbaji has complained about everything that should be complained about!

They don't know what to say except laughing!

Are you kidding me?

It's like you have cultivated a very beautiful flower, and you are about to show off and introduce it to others, but suddenly a pure and beautiful knight comes out.

Grab your flower and praise it.

And no matter what the other party describes or says, They are more beautiful and accurate than the words you imagined.

Are you angry?

These viewers are like this now.

They want to complain, but they can't... because of this hateful Xin Baji, they can't even complain!

This is too hateful!

There is no way.

Everyone can only focus on the video again.

[It is definitely not okay to let the general's face be so tense. ]

[Xin Baji has no choice: "Anyway, just let him look satisfied when he leaves here, and we can just deal with it temporarily."]

["Let's give him a new appearance and get away with it."] (To read the violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

["Hair bun, yes, the hair bun just now, if we force that thing to connect, we can find a way to fool it. ”】

[Xinbaji praised his mechanism.]

[The other two also thought it made a lot of sense.]

[So Kagura leaned over to the door and looked, and said in surprise: "The hair bun was taken away by the golden retriever."]

["What?" Xinbaji was stunned. There really is a golden retriever?][]

[But now is not the time to talk about such things. What should I do if the hair bun is taken away?]

[Kagura said again: "Don't worry, I will get it back."]

[After saying that, she rushed out.]

[Xinbaji sighed: "Why do I feel that everything is not going well?"]

[Just then.]

["Hey, Xinbaji. "Suddenly, Gintoki's voice came into my ears.】

[The new baji looked up in confusion, but saw Gintoki holding a bunch of hair that looked a bit like a bun.】

[It's just that the color is slightly yellow, and the natural curls are thicker.】

[The new baji was stunned for a moment and asked: "Ah Gin, what's the situation? Where did you find that bun?"】

["It's not found, but made."】

[As Gintoki said this, he applied glue to the hair and then stuck it on the general's forehead.】

[The new baji was a little confused: "Huh?"】

["There's nothing else, so I can only make it myselfAh." Gintoki said as a matter of course.]

[Shinbaji nodded and praised: "Great, I have a new respect for you, and this bun does look like that, but if you look closely, isn't this hair a little curly? Um, sorry, how was this bun made?"]

[He already had a bad feeling......]

"Gintoki: Look, I told you, the one I threw away before must be the golden hair's feces."

"Gintoki made the bun himself, I can only say... well, just think boldly in the wrong direction."

...

Gintama world.

Shinsengumi.

Okita Sougo pinched his chin and analyzed: "The color of this hair, the degree of curvature and the degree of looseness, this hair can only belong to some kind of animal or the lower body of a man. ”

“It is obvious that a barber shop cannot collect animal hair, which means that this hair belongs to a man in the shop.”

“And the boss will not use his own genital hair. In other words, this hair belongs to Captain Kondo or a wig.”

“I prefer the former, Fourteen. I think you will be promoted to team leader in a few days.”

Imagine.

If this hair really belongs to Kondo Isao.

Even if he doesn’t know.

But it is a fact that his hair was put on the general’s head.

He can’t get rid of this responsibility.

So… Team leader Kondo is likely to be unlucky.

The most suitable person to be the team leader at that time is Hijikata Jushiro.

And to this.

Hijikata Jushiro just replied disdainfully: “Don’t think so badly, it may not be the team leader’s thing. ”

……

Other worlds.

“Ahem, this ball of hair, can’t it be made of hair from there?”

“No way? Gintoki is so scared, will he do such a suicidal thing?”

“If it were me, I would definitely not dare.”

“After all, we are facing the general. Even if we make a mistake, we can’t continue to make it bigger.”

“Using that is really too…”

“I think so too. It must be the hair of some animal.”

“There is a smell there, and there are bacteria. How could Gintoki dare to do such a suicidal thing? ”

Of course the audience also thought of it.

But they all thought that Gintoki would not dare to do such a shameless thing.

He was afraid in the first place.

He was so panicked that he was about to vomit.

Do you really dare to kill yourself with the hair of others?

Anyway, the audience doesn’t think so.

Just at this time.

The video continues.

[“How is this bun made?” Shinbaji asked with a twitch in his mouth.]

[Gintoki pointed to the side.]

[There, Kondo Isao’s pants were pulled down, revealing a mosaic.]

[And under the mosaic, lookLess than a hair. 】

[Gintoki's voice came at the same time: "Use the bushes there." 】

[Grass, bushes? 】

[Shinbaji was confused: "What bushes! What are you doing? How can you put the lowest level thing in the world on the head of the country's top leader of 3.7 people?" 】

[Gintoki explained: "But he said that those who stand above others must know the thoughts of those below." 】

["The below is not this below!" Shinbaji said in panic. 】

[Gintoki looked at the mirror indifferently: "But the general seems to like it very much, is he smiling?" 】

[Oh, by the way, the general is still in a tense state at this time, and the corners of his mouth are torn up. 】

["I said that it was not a smile! How long do you plan to keep the general tense? Let him go!" Shinbaji couldn't help but feel sorry for the general. 】

【While he was talking, a lot of pimples began to appear on the general's forehead. 】

【"Wait!" Xin Baji was completely dumbfounded: "What kind of disease is this?" 】

【He quickly put the chair flat: "Wait a minute, I'll help you redo it right away!" 】

【He quickly asked Gintoki to find something else to replace it. 】

【Gintoki had no choice but to come to Katsura's side and try to take off his pants. 】

【Xin Baji was speechless: "Katsura's hair is so long, why can't you use his hair?" 】

【Gintoki thought so, and then shaved Katsura's waist-length hair into a mushroom head. 】

【He used Katsura's hair to comb a perfect bun under Kondo Isao. 】

【Xin Baji was completely speechless. 】

【Okay, this time it's really hopeless. 】

【However, at this most critical moment! Kagura's divine soldiers descend from the sky! 】

["Finally I got it back. With this, there will be no problem."]