[The next ad will appear soon. ]
[In the picture, Hanabata Kako is shopping for underwear, and she is still showing off as usual]
[At this time, a very professional host's voice appears in the background music. ]
["Fashionable women are not just about appearance."]
["Cosmopolitan Beauty underwear,"]
["Celebrity designs and creative tailoring"]
["Come to Cosmopolitan Beauty, and you will look good!"]
[At the same time, the picture shows a few people going to the beach. ]
[It is so suitable with this voice, it can't be more suitable. 】
"I have been a professional monkey trapper for 30 years!"
"It appears, a banana-eating monkey"
"Isn't this a monkey?"
"You don't even let the Monkey King go?"
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are amazing!"
"This is the first time in my life that I like watching commercials so much."
"Fuck you"
"Even the Monkey King was not spared..."
"Why can the lip movements match? I am speechless."
"I'll trap your monkey"
"Do you want to make me laugh to death and then inherit my flower shell?"
...
The world of stupid girls.
When Hanabata Yoshiko saw the picture, she did not feel offended like others.
Instead, she was quite happy.
"Look, Ming!"
"I'm on TV!"
"It must be because I'm too good."
"I was discovered by a scout!"
"I can now shoot commercials, maybe in the future I can shoot TV dramas!"
"Wow, I never thought I could become a female star one day."
Hanabata Yoshiko jumped up and down excitedly.
It was like a monkey that saw a banana.
Akutsu Akira: "...I..."
He was speechless to the extreme.
He didn't know how to explain it.
This is a short video, not a real advertisement.
It has been broadcast for so long, even elementary school students should have understood it.
But Hanabata Yoshiko still seems to understand nothing.
She actually thinks she has become a famous star.
I have to say it's amazing.
This train of thought is indeed different from that of ordinary people.
Even though he grew up with Hanabata Yoshiko, Akutsu Akira still couldn't get used to it.
He could only persuade himself.
"Forget it, there's no need to worry about these things."
"It doesn't matter!"
"It's a blessing in disguise that she didn't make trouble for me now."
"I want to eat bananas!" Hanabata Yoshiko suddenly shouted.
...
Blessings for a better world.
Kazuma suddenly became excited.
"Underwear! Underwear..."
"This is definitely aWhat a great idea! ”
“Compared to this ad, the previous ads are all weak.”
“This is the most classic ad in the world!”
Kazuma was so excited.
Now he felt that the ad was the most suitable for him.
What was the previous ad?
It was either for treating hemorrhoids or for children to learn.
It was suitable for too few people.
But this one is different.
This is an underwear ad!
Not only women like to watch it, but men also like to watch it.
It can be said to be perfectly adapted to the different world he is in.
It will definitely make him a lot of money!
The most important thing is The key is that there are several very suitable models in front of him.
Although Aqua is not very smart and is a fool.
But with her looks and figure, she can be an underwear model!
The same goes for the female knight.
She might be unexpectedly excited.
As for Huihui... forget it for now.
There is no way, there is really no need for a smooth road.
At this time, the female knight has taken the initiative to come over.
"I actually have to shoot this advertisement and let many people see what I look like."
"Shame, it's really too shameful!"
"I like it!"
"No, I mean that for the sake of our team, I can endure such shame."
"Come on! Let me accept this baptism!"
Others: "..."
"No, you are just a simple pervert. ”
“Stop hiding it, we already knew it〃々〃々 .”
…
[New content appears on the screen again.]
[At the beginning, it is extremely shocking.]
[Juryujiro holds snacks with a kind smile on his face.]
[“Kisi Wolf Jelly! I just like you!”]
[Then there is a classic scene.]
[Kitahara Iori is chased by a group of shirtless seniors]
[“To act cool is to surprise you, I just like you!”]
[“I like to be with you”]
[“I just like you, Kisi Wolf Jelly!”]
[Kitahara Iori is carried away by the seniors in a wailing.]
“Opening thunder strikes! ”
“Passed the review, old king”
“I shouldn’t have opened Bilibili while eating…”
“Strange knowledge has increased”
“After all, I’m not a pervert.”
“Male♂Male♂Male♂Male♂Male♂Male♂Male”
“Come and drink this cup of oolong tea!”
“What kind of jelly can catch fire?”
“These tough guys really made me laugh to death.”
“Oh my god, this can also pass the review?”
“It feels like the meaning of the whole advertisement has changed!”
“There is an atmosphere of forcing people to do something difficult.”
……
The world of the blue sea.
When Kitahara Iori saw the scene in front of him, he felt like he was struck by lightning.
This scene is really shocking!
He was hanging out with a group of topless seniors the whole time.
It looks quite perverted.
Kitahara Iori: “No, this misunderstanding is simply inexplicable!”
“When I was with these seniors, some people began to doubt my sexual orientation.”
“Isn’t the problem bigger now!”
“The whole world knows.”
“It’s over! My reputation!”
He said in a state of extreme collapse.
He hasn’t found a girlfriend yet.
His innocence was ruined just like that.
And it was ruined by this weird advertisement.
This world is simply too ruthless.
Kitahara Iori has no desire to live.
Kohei Imamura on the side was almost laughing like crazy.
"Hahaha!"
"Every time our reputation was damaged, it was you and me together."
"There were many times when I was worse off than you."
"It's good now!"
"Finally, I'm not here!"
"I declare that the handsome man has been resurrected!"
If you want to say who is the happiest after watching this video, it is undoubtedly Kohei Imamura.
This video basically cleared up his previous misunderstandings.
It's so cool.
This is a good opportunity for a pure otaku to correct his reputation.
"Pretty girls, wait for me!"
Kohei Imamura is full of confidence.
Others: "No, don't be too happy too soon."
"You two hang out together all day, and some people have long suspected that you two are having an affair."
"Now that he has been confirmed, you are confirmed, right?"
After this, Imamura Kohei was completely dumbfounded.
"Ah?"
"No, this..."
"Oh my God! Is it innocent?"
...
The world of aliens.
Zhang Chulan: "Speaking of this jelly, I like it very much."
"Sister Baoer, have you found a pattern?"
"Several advertisements in this video are closely related to our world."
"For example, the men's clothing and underwear advertisements."
"We have all seen this brand."
Hearing his words, the others nodded one after another.
"It's true!"
"Is our world so powerful?"
"The advertisements have been put in other worlds?"
Zhang Chulan was surprisingly calm: "No, don't take it too seriously."
"Isn't this just a prank video?"
"It definitely has nothing to do with the official advertisement."
"But this reminds me to buy that jelly to eat."
...
Baki World.
Yujiro looked at the scene in front of him very unhappy.
"Weaklings, they are all weaklings!"
"What's going on in this video?"
"After talking for so long, not a single strong person appeared."
"They are all weaklings who can't fight at all!"
"Only the few muscular men who appeared just now look okay."
"The rest are so weak!"
He originally thought that there would be super strong people in this video.
Yujiro was very excited when he saw those strong people.
He really wanted to fight them.
But this time, they were basically all powerless people.
They were so weak that he almost fell asleep.
He couldn't get interested at all.
"This video is not for me!"
"Let's get rid of this video."
"I want to see the battle part!"
"But this jelly looks delicious. I wonder if I can buy it!"
Yujiro said to himself.
...
A world of food captives.
Aru looked at the scene in front of him with great interest.
"Interesting!"
"Although I have eaten jelly before, I have never seen this brand."
"If it is really like in this advertisement, it is sought after by so many people."
"It must be delicious!"
"It's a pity that I can't go to the other world now."
"Otherwise, I will definitely buy it and try it."
"They look interesting too."
"I think they will get along well with me!"
Aru is a big eater and a big drinker.
Being able to drink a lot of wine easily.
This is exactly the same as those people in the blue sea.
After all, they are either drinking or on the way to drink.
They are just a bunch of drunkards.
Alu likes this atmosphere.
It looks very interesting.
Plus there are new delicacies to eat.
That's really interesting.
Xiaosong: "No, don't get too excited."
"This is obviously a live advertising video."
"Everything in it is pieced together!"
"Instead of expecting something unrealistic like this, it's better to try to find real delicacies."
"I think so!"
As soon as he said this, Alu's eyes lit up.
"¨「 You are right!"
"Sure enough, the truth is to keep searching within the scope of your own ability!"
"One day I will find the best ingredients!"
"Next, are there any challenges?Sex work?"
"I can't wait to get going!"
[The next video is even more passionate.]
[At the beginning, it's Kitahara Iori and others drinking crazily.]
[A group of shirtless men cheering there.]
[Even without subtitles, it will cause misunderstandings.]
[And with the background sound, it's hard not to think of something wrong.]
["Passion burns, accidents are inevitable!"]
[The picture shows Kitahara Iori looking very painful, as if he was injured.]
["Please use XX, emergency contraception!"]
["Easily get out of trouble."]
[At this time, the picture is Kitahara Iori in the middle, with two burly men next to him.]
"Burning gay passion!"
"Let me get off! I'm still a child! ”
“Strange knowledge has increased!”
“I am torn apart, this is so wrong!”
“It is well known that this is a philosophy show!”
“What a fast car!”
“Laughing like a pig in the middle of the night!”
“Three brothers are noble under the moon!”
“Weld the car door shut for me, no one is allowed to run!”
“This is not a car to go to kindergarten!”
“The up master is really a devil, how did he come up with this?”
…
The world of the blue sea.
Kitahara Iori is really going crazy.
“Damn it!”
“You can’t just point at one person and pull him!”
“Who did I offend?”
“Why is it that I am the one in this kind of advertisement! Can’t you change someone else? ”
Kitahara Iori started to complain crazily.
He really couldn't stand it.
The advertisement just now had already caused him a lot of trouble, and many people had already misunderstood their relationship.
And now this advertisement is even more outrageous.
It's just like the truth!
If Kitahara Iori himself was not the person involved, he would definitely misunderstand it.
"(Qian Nuo's (Qian Nuo's)) Please stop, my classmates have already misunderstood!"
Looking at other people, especially the curious eyes of girls.
Kitahara Iori's heart was bleeding.
"My wonderful college life."
"It hasn't even started yet, and it's been ruined by them!"
"I'm really convinced! ”
At this time, Kohei Imamura rarely gloated.
His face was also very ugly.
The reason was very simple.
This time, I also appeared in that scene.
And it looked quite wild.
This is absolutely unbearable.
Kohei Imamura: "No, is there any legal basis for me to sue them?"
"These people are too much!"
"I am such a pure and straight man, but they made meLike this.
"Is there any humanity left?"
"I am really impressed!"
"I want to explain to the whole world that I am not the kind of person in the picture."
"Who can listen to my explanation?"
Of course, no one can hear his wailing.
...
Baki world.
Yujiro felt particularly confused when he saw the picture in front of him.
"What kind of world is this?"
"Can men get pregnant too?"
When he thought of this, he couldn't help but think of what he had done before.
That American adventurer, wouldn't he be pregnant too?
"No, it's unlikely."
"After all, there is no such thing in the common sense of my world. ”
Yongjiro said to himself.
My world is still relatively normal.
And the situation in the picture seems to be a joke.
It shouldn't be true.
But for Yongjiro, he doesn't care about this kind of thing.
He just feels strange.
Even if it really happened, he wouldn't care about Xianxian at all.
The only thing that might interest him is that his offspring grows up to be a strong man and can let him experience the joy of fighting.
Otherwise, it's not worth mentioning at all..
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