Entertainment: I found a drunk Yang Mi and I'll eat her for free

"What are you doing?" Li Kun entered the door and said, "Are you so hungry?"

"I hate you!"

Li Kun stretched out his hand and stopped: "Stop first-"

"What's wrong?" Gao Yuanyuan looked puzzled, not understanding what Li Kun wanted to do.

"Where's the black silk?"

"So that's it, I'm going to wear it now-"

stir-fried seafood,

For this dish, Li Kun, as an old chef, is very skilled.

Seafood should be washed first,

Otherwise, it is very salty, and it will not be able to enter the mouth at all.

Of course, if you have a heavy taste, this seafood can also be left unwashed.

Li Kun's taste is relatively light, so he needs to wash it.

Next.

Stir-fry directly.

Remember not to stop, otherwise the seafood will not come out of the water.

After a long time.

Stir-fried seafood is done.

"I'm so tired!" Gao Yuanyuan felt that her whole body was about to fall apart, and said in a weak tone: "I'm going to sleep-"

"Okay!" Li Kun nodded and let Gao Yuanyuan go.

Gao Yuanyuan closed her eyes and fell asleep after a while.

It looks like I'm really tired.

Ding Ding –

Right now.

The phone rang.

Li Kun glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Yang Mi calling.

glanced at Gao Yuanyuan, who was sleeping, and in order not to wake Gao Yuanyuan, she chose to go out to answer the phone.

doorway

Li Kun answered the phone and said, "Hey, what's wrong?"

"Where are you?" Yang Mi's cold voice rang on the other end of the phone, "Didn't you say you'd come back today?"

"Harm, I'm eating hot pot, I've just gotten off the plane and I'm a little hungry, I've just eaten for a while, do you want to come and eat??" Li Kun's voice was firm.

"No need, remember to find something back-" Yang Mi's voice was cold: "If you don't come back at eight o'clock in the evening, you will feel better." "

"What are you doing?" Li Kun suddenly laughed and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, are you so hungry and thirsty?" I'm eating hot pot now, and I won't be able to go back for a while, if you want to think of me, use a banana to top it——"

"you—" On the other end of the phone, Yang Mi's angry voice rang.

Looking at the phone that was hung up in his hand, Li Kun said: "I can't be busy, I can't be busy at all-"

The busy Kumba is tired.

Ding Ding –

At this moment,

The phone rang again.

"I'm busier than a cow every day-" Li Kun saw the caller ID and found that it was Reba calling.

Didn't this Nizi go on a business trip to shoot commercials?

Why do you have time to call me?

"Hey, what's wrong with Reba?" Li Kun smiled, "Did you miss me?"

"That's right, Brother Kun, I'll go back to the capital tomorrow-" On the other end of the phone, Reba's happy voice rang.

"Okay—" Li Kun said, "When the time comes, go to your house?"

"Brother Kun, you know this every day-" Hearing this, Reba's face turned red and said, "I won't talk to you anymore-"

"Do you want me to pick you up at the airport tomorrow?" Li Kun smiled.

"No, I'll call you when I get home—" Reba pouted.

"Okay—"

Li Kun chatted with Reba for a while, then hung up the phone.

In the room,

Gao Yuanyuan hasn't woken up yet.

Li Kun stretched out his hand and pushed.

Gao Yuanyuan murmured: "Dad, don't want it, I'm going to die!"

Li Kun: "......"

It looks like I used too much force just now.

Li Kun didn't bother Gao Yuanyuan, but got up and walked out of the hotel.

In the villa,

Li Kun took out the key, but the door didn't open.

I heard Yang Mi's yin and yang weird voice, "Yo, Director Li, I'm back-"

Li Kun was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Yang Mi clasped her hands to her chest and said, "Let you come back at eight o'clock, you see what time it is——"

Li Kun glanced at the time and said, "It's half past eight in the evening—"

"Let you come back at eight o'clock, you came back so late?" Yang Mi said angrily: "If you don't go back, you're going to find Gao Yuanyuan, right?"

Hearing this, Li Kun said angrily: "There is a traffic jam on the road, I can't run home????

"Traffic jam?" Yang Mi stared at Li Kun's eyes.

"Yes—" Li Kun's eyes were sincere.

Yang Mi didn't speak, but watched for a long time.

felt that Li Kun did not speak.

She felt that a person's eyes could not deceive.

"I'm going to Bazaar Charity Evening tomorrow, you remember to go-" Yang Mi walked to the sofa and sat down.

Li Kun walked over, sat next to Yang Mi, and said, "Charity Evening?

"Charity evening, of course you have to donate money-" Yang Mi said angrily: "Otherwise, why would you call it a charity evening-"

"How much is the volume~?" Li Kun said, "Can you not donate?"

"Hehe-" Yang Mi smiled and said: "You don't donate, there will be you in the hot search tomorrow, saying that you have made so much money in two movies, and you won't donate a single dollar, and when the time comes, I'll roast you on the fire."

Li Kun: "......"

Made,

Charity evening, this is held by Su Mang in the entertainment industry.

If he could, Li Kun wouldn't want to donate the money.

Why should I donate my hard-earned money?

And can the donated money really reach those in need?

"Can you not go?" said Li Kun.

"Hehe-" Yang Mi smiled and said, "What do you say??"

Hearing this,

Li Kun understood,

It's not okay if you don't go-

"Have you taken a bath?" Li Kun asked with his head up.

"Washed, what's wrong?" Yang Mi nodded.

"Elbow, follow me into the house—"

"Have you taken a shower?"

"No—"

"Damn you—"

drive

It's a technical job.

Novice driving, timid, afraid to drive fast.

But Li Kun is different, he is an old driver, and he is very confident in his skills.

Not only did he drive fast, he also wanted to stand up and step on the accelerator -

Ear

A huge roar sounded, and this sound made Li Kun flutter.

That's how it feels.

The next day, early in the morning.

Yang Mi limped to the kitchen.

Started making breakfast for Li Kun.

Inside the house,

Li Kun smelled a fragrance.

He got up and walked out of the room, looked at the kitchen, and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"Steak-" Yang Mi's voice sounded in the kitchen.

"Steak again?" Li Kun said angrily: "I'm tired of eating steak every morning, next time I change it for abalone——"

Yang Mi walked out with a plate and said, "It's good to be able to do it for you, you still have to pick and choose-"

"Next time, remember to change to abalone—" Li Kun said, "I want to eat abalone." "

"Real abalone?" Yang Mi asked.

Li Kun took a bite of the steak and said, "What's so delicious about real abalone, I want to eat immodest abalone-"

Hearing this,

Yang Mi's face darkened, and she said angrily: "Go die, you-"

"Bold, squat down for me—"

"Don't"

"Don't Just Want"

An Muxi,

There may be a lot of people who can't suck it clean.

This requires strong suction.

Yang Mi is very good.

It didn't take long for it to be sucked out—

"Do you want to kill me?" Yang Mi licked the corners of her mouth and pushed Li Kun away.

Li Kun smiled and said, "Do you still eat the steak?"

"Don't eat it—" Yang Mi said.

Li Kun took a bite of the steak and said, "Also, I'm full of soy milk-"

"Damn you—"

Bazaar Charity Evening.

"Boss, can I go in?" asked Bai Liang.

"You go in?" Li Kun said, "Go in and donate money."

Hearing this,

Bai Wei hurriedly shook his head and said, "Then I still won't go in, I don't have any money" (read violent novels, just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Haha-" Li Kun smiled and said, "You don't have any money? Be my assistant, so much money a month, can you still have no money? I can't see that you are still a fan of small wealth——"

Bai Wei stuck out his tongue and said, "Boss, this is my hard-earned money, and I still have to use it to buy clothes-"

"Come in—"

Without waiting for Li Kun to speak again, Bai Wei pushed Li Kun out of the car-

"Little wealth fan, you-" Li Kun smiled. []

Looking at Li Kun's back, Bai Wei said, "I'm not a fan of small wealth."

Bazaar Charity Evening,

As soon as Li Kun entered the door, he saw the camera coming over.

Li Kun stretched out his hand and smiled in greeting.

This evening will be broadcast live.

In the live broadcast room,

"Isn't Li Kun a newcomer in the circle? Is he qualified to participate in this Bazaar Charity Evening?????

"Upstairs, I suggest you go and see the brain, Li Kun's two movies have a box office of almost 5 billion, and you said that he is qualified to participate in this evening?????"

"My Kunkun is so handsome, I like it more and more"

Today

Li Kun was wearing a black suit, which he didn't want to wear, but Yang Mi insisted that he wear it.

couldn't resist Yang Mi, so Li Kun wore it.

Li Kun was led to his seat by the staff.

Just as he was about to sit down, he saw an acquaintance next to him and greeted him: "Director Cheng Sicheng, are you also here to attend the charity evening?"

"By the way, my Chinatown detective, the box office is about to reach 2.5 billion, do you know about this?"

When Cheng Sicheng heard this, he raised his head and saw Li Kun, his face suddenly darkened, and he said, "Something????

"Harm—" After Li Kun sat down, he said, "Didn't I send you two bottles of Liuwei Dihuang Pill a few days ago!

Hearing this, Cheng Sicheng said angrily: "Go to Nima-"

Originally, he dropped the Liuwei Dihuang Pill that Li Kun gave for the first time.

But I never expected that on the third day, there was another express delivery, and it was the Liuwei Dihuang Pill sent by Li Kun.

Made,

How can there be such a cheap person in this world?

Cheap or not, you-

"What?" Li Kun wondered: "Why are you scolding me? I have always respected the seniors in the circle, seeing your kidney deficiency, I kindly sent you Liuwei Dihuang Pills, hoping that your kidney deficiency will recover soon, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, you still scold me?"

"Is there anyone like you?"

Cheng Sicheng: "......"

Made, I can't be a man?

Are you in the HR business???

It's been so many years since the founding of the country, how can there be such a cheap person.

Cheap or not, you-

grass

Cheng Sicheng ignored Li Kun.

Seeing Cheng Sicheng ignoring himself, Li Kun said angrily: "What kind of person!"

It's hard to be a good person now!

If others don't appreciate it, forget it, and scold people.

Who would dare to be a good person?

Tired and chilling.

Right now.

Li Kun noticed a person who was walking towards this side.

Feng Cannon and Xu Fan.

"Yo, Director Feng Cannon, long time no see-" Li Kun greeted with a smile.

After seeing Li Kun, Feng Dacang's face suddenly darkened.

"Sister-in-law, long time no see-" Seeing that Feng Dacang ignored him, Li Kun got up and walked over and hugged Xu Fan.

"Long time no see, congratulations on the big hit of your second movie-" Xu Fan smiled.

"Thank you-" Li Kun said, "I have time to go to your house to eat dumplings-"

"Eat Nima-" Hearing this, Feng Dacang on the side couldn't sit still, and said angrily: "Li Kun, can you not make a cheap ?????"

Li Kun took a bite back and said, "Director Feng Cannon, you're too stingy, aren't you, the dumplings are only a few dollars?"

"Okay, you two don't quarrel—" Xu Fan said.

"I give my sister-in-law a face. Li Kun said: "But I also want to say, Director Feng Cannon, you have to be generous in the future, don't you just eat a few dumplings from you?"

Feng Cannon: "......"

Listen,

Is this what a man can say?

Made,

If he knew that he would meet Li Kun, he wouldn't come.

It's cheap

After the people sat down, they did not continue to speak.

Seeing this, Li Kun thought about it and said kindly: "Director Feng Cannon, the six-flavor rehmannia pill I sent you, do you have any delicious taste?"

"I tell you, you must take your medicine on time, otherwise you won't be able to recover from kidney deficiency—"

Feng Dacang was furious: "Can you not send the Liuwei Dihuang Pill to Lao Tzu in the future?"

When it came to the Liuwei Dihuang Pill, he was angry.

He now has a courier every once in a while.

All of them were sent by Li Kun.

And it's all six-flavor rehmannia pills.

grass

"Don't you need it?" Li Kun said with a sincere expression: "I respect you as a senior in the circle, as a junior, I can't see that you have kidney deficiency, so I kindly sent it to you." "

"I'm going to Nima's kindness—" Feng Cannon said angrily, "Lao Tzu doesn't need to—"

Seeing that Feng Dacang had broken the defense, Li Kun was overjoyed, and said with a serious expression: "Didn't I just kindly send you a few bottles of Liuwei Dihuang Pills?

"If it weren't for your kidney deficiency, I would have sent it to you?

"Are you still human? Do you still have humanity?"

Feng Cannon: "......"

numb,

Why!

How can there be such a cheap person as Li Kun in the world!

grass

"Okay, you two don't quarrel—" At this moment, Xu Fan stopped the two.

"Sister-in-law, I'll give you face-" Li Kun didn't continue.

Cheng Sicheng on the side was dumbfounded.

Originally, he thought that he had overestimated Li Kun's cheapness.

I didn't expect it to be underestimated.

Cheap –

It's too much of a bargain.

Look, Feng Cannon's face turned green with anger.

The Bazaar Charity Evening began.

Li Kun listened for a long time and said, "Feng Cannon, how much will you donate?"

"Can you manage it?" Feng Cannon didn't have a good breath.

He doesn't want to pay attention to Li (Wang Zhao) Kun now.

Li Kun: "......"

Good, good, good.

That's what you say to your benefactor, right?

Li Kun only felt that it was difficult to be a good person in this era, which made him feel cold.

"2 million-" At this moment, Feng Dacang raised his card.

"Thank you Director Feng Dacang for donating 2 million yuan to the children in the mountainous area!" the host said with a smile.

"1.99 million—" Li Kun said.

"Thank you Director Li Kun for donating 1.99 million, everyone may know Li Kun, a new star director who has been in the limelight recently, and two movies have exploded——"

On stage, the host said: "By the way, Director Li Kun, you have made so much money from your two movies, why do you only donate 1.99 million?"

Made,

This is the host of that house?

Li Kun took a closer look and found that it was Huang Lei.

Okay, well, you want to roast Lao Tzu on the fire, right?

Li Kun smiled, glanced at Feng Dacang next to him, and then said unhurriedly: "I'm just a newcomer in the film industry, and Director Feng Dacang donated 2 million just now, and I don't think I can steal the limelight from my predecessors, so I donated 1.99 million." "

Hearing Li Kun's words, Feng Dacang's face darkened.

Why do you put Lao Tzu on the fire and roast it???

Li Kun turned his head, looked at Feng Dacang's dark face, and said with a smile: "Isn't that right, Director Feng Cannon?"

Feng Cannon: "......"

To Nima.

On stage, Huang Lei saw that Li Kun didn't eat this set, and if he continued to chat, he offended Feng Cannon, so he skipped Li Kun directly.

Right now.

Li Kun took out his mobile phone and saw the message on WeChat.

It was a message from Sun Li.

"Come backstage, I'll be waiting for you here. "

Seeing the news, Li Kun smiled and said, "I'll come right away." "

Li Kun got up and flew towards the backstage.

"Long time no see, Sister Sun Li—" Li Kun greeted.

"Let's go, go to the bathroom—"

"No, Sister Sun Li, are you so hungry?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Sun Li pulled Li Kun and walked into the toilet.

"Wait, wait—" Li Kun said.

"Can't wait—"

ps: Kneel and beg for all.