Entertainment: I found a drunk Yang Mi and I'll eat her for free

"It's exploded, it's exploded-" Reba excitedly looked at the first-day box office of the Chinatown detective and said: "The first-day box office is 310 million"

"Brother Kun, you're going to get rich—"

"Look at what you haven't seen in the world, isn't it a box office of 310 million!" Li Kun smiled and said, "Come here, I'll dig a well for you-"

"Brother Kun, I hate you-"

Hua Yi,

"Boss, boss is out, the real box office of the Chinatown detective on the first day is out, and the box office !!! 310 million" At this time, the assistant ran over excitedly.

Hearing the assistant's report, Wang Zhonglei's originally hanging heart finally fell.

really

There is nothing wrong with your own vision.

The box office of the Chinatown detective on the first day was 310 million, and this must not be on the box office of 3 billion in the end~?

He owns 5 percent of the shares.

Earn hemp.

"Okay—" Wang Zhonglei said excitedly.

Weibo.

[Theater software counted box office data error, now fixed]

Seeing this news, netizens blew up.

"Damn, I've been scolding for a long time, and you told me that the software went wrong??????"

"Really? I'll just say that the Chinatown detective must have more than 30 million box office on the first day."

"What was exposed just now wasn't the real box office, so when will the real box office come out??????

"Damn, I'll just say Chinatown Detective, such a good-looking movie, how can it be that there is only 30 million box office on the first day, and I go to the offline theater, the venue is full, how can it be so low, it turns out that there is a problem with the theater"

"Such a big thing, why didn't you say it earlier"

Meanwhile.

Cheng Sicheng posted that Weibo just now, and was watching the game and netizens scolded, when he suddenly saw the official release of the theater, he was stunned: "There is a problem with the box office statistics??????

How is this Nima possible???

I just got my ambition on Weibo, and the real box office of the Chinatown detective box office won't really surpass me, right?

When the time comes, you must not be scolded to death?

Thinking of this, Cheng Sicheng took a look, theater box office statistics, when he saw the box office of the Chinatown detective, he was stupid: "310 million box office ..... 310 million???"

How is this possible?

310 million box office on the first day, what is this feeling?

His Beijing love story, the real box office on the first day was 54 million box office, and the first-day box office of the Chinatown detective was equivalent to six times his.

How to play this?

Playing Nima –

"Beautiful—" Feng Cannon took a sip of red wine, picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth, in a good mood.

Li Kun's Chinatown detective slammed the streets, and he was happier than anyone else.

"Feng Cannon, Feng Cannon" At this time, Xu Fan walked out of the room with his mobile phone and said, "Do you know?????

"What do you know?" Feng Dacang was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Xu Fan wanted to do.

"There is a problem with the theater statistics, the Chinatown detective is 30 million on the first day, this is not real data-" Xu Fan just read Weibo, so he only knew about it.

"Huh?" Feng Dacang was stunned, there was a problem with the theater statistics? And the 30 million on the first day of the Chinatown detective is not the real box office?

"I'll take a look-" Feng Dacang immediately put down his chopsticks, picked up Xu Fan's mobile phone, and looked at it.

After a long time.

"3....310 million first-day box office?" When he saw the first-day box office of the Chinatown detective, Feng Dacang was stunned.

How can it be?

This is certainly not true.

Originally, he thought that the Chinatown detective was drinking happily on the first day!

You're now telling me it's the data that's wrong?

How can this Lao Tzu drink it?

Drink Nima

"Don't drink anymore—" Feng Cannon walked into the room with a dark face.

"What's wrong?" Xu Fan was at a loss.

"Li Kun's kid's movie had a box office of 310 million on the first day, how can I drink this?" Feng Dacang said angrily: "I still drink a bazaar????"

originally thought that Li Kun, a cheap boy, was going to make a mistake, but he didn't expect the box office to be 310 million on the first day.

The one he hates the most is Li Kun.

Seeing Li Kun making money, it was more uncomfortable than killing him.

Drink?

Still in the mood for a drink?

I'll drink a bazaar

"Hehe-" Xu Fan smiled.

The other side.

"Boss, boss, oh no—" At this moment, the assistant hurriedly ran over.

At this time, in the house, Lu Chuan was drinking comfortably.

On the table there is pork head meat, roast duck, stewed duck, peanuts.

It's all good food to go with wine.

Because Li Kun's movie hit the street, Lu Chuan was very happy.

The lost money,

He was happy about this, and he had to drink to be happy.

"What's wrong?" Seeing the assistant running in impatiently, Lu Chuan frowned and put down the wine in his hand, "How many times have you said it, calm down, calm down." "

This assistant is still the same assistant as before,

Doing things in a hurry.

How many times have you said that you have been calm, but you just don't listen, how can you do something big like this?

Like him, no matter what happens, he can face it calmly.

"Boss, I'll pay attention next time-" The assistant lowered his head and said, "Boss, just now I saw the official of the theater and sent an announcement, saying that today's data statistics are wrong."

"

"30 million box office, not the real data of the Chinatown detective-"

"The first-day box office of the Chinatown detective was 310 million"

"What ???" Hearing this, Lu Chuan suddenly got up and said in disbelief: "Is this true?????"

"It's true!! assistant nodded.

"How can it be !!" Lu Chuan took out his mobile phone, logged in to Weibo, and saw the hot search at a glance.

[Chinatown Detective's first-day box office is 310 million]

After reading it, Lu Chuan said angrily: "I'm grass Nima"

Seeing that Lu Chuan was angry, the assistant on the side hurriedly comforted: "Boss, calm down, calm down!!!"

"My heart is paralyzed" Lu Chuan pushed the assistant away, grabbed a bottle of wine on the table, and smashed it on the ground.

The first-day box office of Chinatown Detective was 310 million.

Such terrifying box office data,

When it is finally released, it must not be 3 billion box office?

In the circle, the one he hates the most is Li Kun.

Seeing Li Kun making money, it was more uncomfortable than killing him.

Weibo

The real box office of the first day of the Chinatown detective broke out,

Netizens were dumbfounded.

"Chinatown Detective Box Office 310 Million on the First Day? Is This Real?????"

"Didn't you say that there was only 30 million box office? How did it become 310 million box office again??????

"Upstairs, your news is a little behind, just now I read the announcement released by the theater, saying that there was a problem with the box office statistics, the Chinatown detective had a box office of 30 million on the first day, which is not real, but the box office of 310 million is real. "

"Made, I just said that the Chinatown detective can't only have a box office of 30 million, how can I say it now? Which of Cheng Sicheng's dogs!!!?

"Damn, I'm shocked, the box office of 310 million on the first day, this data is too terrifying, how much does the total box office of this movie have to be??????"

"My brother is too good"

"The real box office of the Chinatown detective is 310 million, what about the sunspots? Which sunspots did you just have? Call Lao Tzu out, Made, I'm angry with Lao Tzu"

"Hahaha, I read Cheng Sicheng's Weibo, in the post he generously said that he didn't want to bet on the 500 million, as long as Li Kun's apology, this slap in the face came too quickly

"

After seeing the real box office of Chinatown Detective, some netizens ran to Cheng Sicheng's Weibo.

"No, 54 million on the first day, why are you embarrassed to post this Weibo! Now you look at the box office of Chinatown Detective??????

"Hahahaha, slap in the face, slap in the face, Chinatown detective has a box office of 310 million, and your Beijing love story only has a box office of 54 million, how can you be embarrassed to post this Weibo ??????"

"Cheng Sicheng, open your dog's eyes wide, and see what the first-day box office of Chinatown Detective is"

"Made, I was on the line with Cheng Sicheng's fans just now, and I almost got pregnant, why don't you bark now??????"

"Cheng Sicheng speaks"

Look at the comments under your own Weibo.

"Say Nima-" Cheng Sicheng was so angry that he smashed his mobile phone directly.

Made,

Seeing the box office on the first day, he had already won himself.

Now you're telling me it's fake box office?

The real box office is 310 million??

grass

The next day, early in the morning.

Reba leaned against the wall. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hey?" Li Kun received a phone call.

"Congratulations, congratulations, the Chinatown detective box office is 310 million on the first day!" Wang Zhonglei's happy voice rang on the other end of the phone.

"Tongxi, Tongxi—" Li Kun smiled.

Li Kun chatted with Wang Zhonglei for a while, and then hung up the phone.

"Cheng Sicheng, are you still pretending to be a good person?" Li Kun glanced at Weibo and saw Cheng Sicheng's post. []

In the post,

Cheng Sicheng said generously, don't want this money.

As long as Li Kun apologizes on Weibo.

Li Kun thought about it and edited a post on his account.

After a long time.

Li Kun's account posted a Weibo.

Content:

"Ah, Director Cheng Sicheng, what do you mean by that? Beijing Love Story only has a box office of 54 million, and my Chinatown Detective has a box office of 310 million, which is almost six times worse, and you are still a good person????

"I'll just say that you have kidney deficiency, otherwise how can you not see clearly, the Liuwei Dihuang Pill I sent you, remember to eat it on time"

Li Kun's account already has 15 million followers at the moment.

Not long after the post was posted, it was noticed by netizens.

"Hahaha, it's worthy of you, why are you so damaged??????"

0 begging for flowers

"No, you really sent Cheng Sicheng the Liuwei Dihuang Pill?????

"He is really good, Cheng Sicheng treats him like this, not only does he not hold grudges, because Cheng Sicheng has kidney deficiency, but he also kindly sent Liuwei Dihuang Pill over, I cried to death"

"This slap in the face came too quickly, Cheng Sicheng cried to death"

"Hahahaha, eat melon, eat melon"

Meanwhile.

Cheng Sicheng just woke up, picked up the Liuwei Dihuang Pill on the cabinet, poured it out and threw it into his mouth.

He's been feeling softer and softer lately.

After breakfast, Cheng Sicheng logged into his Weibo and immediately saw Li Kun's post.

"I'm going to Nima" After seeing this, Cheng Sicheng picked up the Liuwei Dihuang Pill on the top of the cabinet, smashed it directly on the ground, and scolded angrily: "I will eat your Liuwei Dihuang Pill?"

The bottle fell to the ground, and six flavored Rehmannia pills rolled out from it.

At this moment, the assistant heard the movement and ran in.

Seeing the Liuwei Dihuang pills scattered on the ground, he wondered: "Boss, is it possible that this medicine has expired?

"It doesn't matter if you use Nima, get out" Cheng Sicheng said angrily.

Assistant: "......"

It's not expired, what are you angry about????

After a long time.

Cheng Sicheng sat on the sofa and thought of the follow-up box office of Beijing Love Story.

He felt that he had to continue to play against Li Kun.

Face?

In the circle, as long as you can make money, your face is anything, you can call your father!

Cheng Sicheng logged on to Weibo and edited a post.

Post content:

"A momentary lead doesn't mean that you will always be ahead, don't you have a villain???"

"What's the use of a high box office on the first day, it's useful if the follow-up box office is high"

"Also, I don't think Beijing love stories will be lost. "

Comment area:

"No, director Cheng Sicheng, your box office is only 54 million, how can you chase it?????"

"Hahaha, you say that?????"

"Yo yo yo, I said that other people's villains have won their ambitions, didn't you say it on Weibo first?????"

"How do you chase it? ??????? with your peanut-sized brain."

"Hahahaha"

After Li Kun finished posting on Weibo, he walked out of the room.

Go find Tong Liya.

In the room,

Tong Liya patted her chest and said, "I'm scared to death, I thought it was only 30 million box office!"

"I brought you clothes—" Li Kun threw the bag in his hand over.

"What kind of clothes?" Tong Liya was curious, walked over and opened it, and her face suddenly turned red: "Why are you like this, I'm embarrassed to wear it"

"Put it on—"

"Okay—"

After a long time.

Tong Liya put it on, and her face turned red: "Is it good-looking?"

Looking at Tong Liya's outfit, Li Kun's heart lit up with a raging fire, "It's hard, your fists are hard." "

"Come here, I'm going to dig a well—"

"I hate you—"

Drilling

There are university questions in this, novices digging wells, may encounter the situation that the well will not produce water after the well is drilled.

This is where the master comes out.

As a master, Li Kun touched the well that did not produce water with his hand and understood the reason.

This is not hit to the point of the water.

Need to find a spot.

Novices can use tools to assist, but as a master Li Kun, he doesn't need it at all.

Find the right spot and start drilling wells directly.

After a while, the well water gushed out.

Evening,

"What time is it?" After Tong Liya woke up, she felt that she had no strength in her body, and she didn't want to move her fingers.

"It's half past eleven. Li Kun glanced at his phone and found that it was already 11:30 p.m.

Ding Ding,

The phone rang.

Li Kun took a look and found that it was 1086, which was Yang Mi's remarks.

"Whose phone is it?" Tong Liya got up, glanced at it, and said, "Your mobile phone is about to be in arrears?"

"Maybe—" Li Kun didn't answer.

"Won't you answer?" asked Tong Liya.

"If you don't answer, you may be calling me to do business. Li Kun shook his head.

"Okay, what's going to eat at night?" Tong Liya was a little hungry.

"I will eat whatever you eat. "

"How's the steak?"

"Yes—"

In the villa,

"Li Kun" Yang Mi's face was dark.

It's been two days.

She hadn't seen Li Kun for two days.

I didn't answer the phone again, Li Kun wanted to die!

"Come back, I want you to look good," Yang Mi gritted her teeth.

Morning

The Chinatown Detective box office is out.

Tong Liya saw the box office of the Chinatown detective the next day, and was shocked: "Wow, how can it be so ???????"

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