Entertainment: I found a drunk Yang Mi and I'll eat her for free

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"Chinatown Detective, Released Today"

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"Damn, time flies so fast, the last time I saw it was the last time!!!!!

"Upstairs, you're ??????? here?"

"I remember Cheng Sicheng and Li Kun bet against each other, saying that whoever loses at the box office will give the other party 500 million"

"Brother Li Kun's movie is released, I will definitely support it"

"What?" Li Kun received a phone call and said, "Accompany you to the movies?"

"That's right—" On the other end of the phone, Tong Liya's voice rang.

"Now?" asked Li Kun.

"That's right—" Tong Liya nodded.

"Okay, I'll go find you—" Li Kun hung up the phone.

Glancing at the time, I saw that it was already noon.

Li Kun got up and walked out of the villa.

Looking at Tong Liya's dress, Li Kun said, "You went out like this?"

"What's wrong?" Tong Liya glanced at her outfit and felt that there was no problem!

"Do you have hats, masks, and sunglasses?" Li Kun said.

"There's—"

"Put them all on—"

"Okay—"

cinema

Li Kun and Tong Liya are tightly wrapped, and ordinary people can't recognize them at all.

"I want to eat popcorn—" Tong Liya stretched out her hand and pointed to the popcorn on the counter.

Li Kun glanced at it and said, "Come on a big bucket of popcorn, and two more cups of Coke-"

"Okay—" The employee began to get busy.

"What else do you want to eat?" asked Li Kun.

Tong Liya looked around and found that there was nothing to eat, so she shook her head and said, "That's all—"

"Holding the popcorn—" Li Kun handed the popcorn over, holding two bottles of Coke in his hand.

Tong Liya took the popcorn and followed Li Kun.

In the cinema,

Li Kun took out the movie ticket and glanced at his seat.

"Over here—" Li Kun walked into the corner and sat down.

"Hmm-" Tong Liya nodded and sat down.

The two had just sat down.

The screen, which had been pitch black, lit up.

An oriental dragon appears in the picture.

"Classmate Qin Feng, why do you want to apply for the Criminal Police Academy?"

"Is that a difficult question to answer?"

"If you can't pass the test once, you can take the test twice, it's not a big deal. "

"I bought you a plane ticket to go to Thailand for a week, and he will receive you, he is my cousin, your aunt's old cousin's daughter-in-law's nephew-"

"Your distant cousin, the famous No. 1 Detective in Chinatown, Tang Ren!"

On the bed,

Qin Feng, played by Li Kun, originally closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, but his eyes opened when he heard this!

That's a picture,

Wang Baoqiang is wearing a police uniform, grinning widely, full of joyful photos.

cinema

A light song sounded,

[Chinatown Detective] five big characters appeared on the screen.

"Chinatown detective, is this a detective movie?"

"Probably not, I heard it's a comedy-"

"Look again"

Couples talk to each other.

"Time passes and never returns, and the past can only be recalled. "

"Reminiscing about childhood bamboo horse childhood plum——"

In the picture, Tang Ren, played by Wang Baoqiang, is holding a microphone in his hand, shining big gold teeth, and singing happily.

Didi –

Hearing the phone ringing, Tang Ren picked up his mobile phone and connected, "What?"

"Is the princess's son lost?"

"What a big case chicken, of course I have to take it-"

"Haha, is this Wang Baoqiang?" In the movie theater, a girl laughed when she heard Tang Ren's spoken words, looked at her boyfriend, and said, "Why does he talk like this?"

"I can't—"

mahjong parlor,

"Tang Ren, your feng shui is not working—"

"It doesn't make sense—"

Tang Ren answered the phone and said, "Hey.. ？"

"Brother Tang, when are you coming over?"

"Damn—"

Before you know it, the movie is twenty minutes long.

"What's wrong?" Tong Liya picked up a popcorn, threw it into her mouth, and said curiously, "Want to sleep?"

"Sort of—" Li Kun nodded.

"Then you can lie on my lap—" Tong Liya said.

"Okay-" Li Kun lay on Tong Liya's lap and looked up at Tong Liya's face.

Seeing that Li Kun kept staring at herself, Tong Liya was furious, "What are you doing?"

"It's okay—"

Tong Liya looked up, took a look, found a camera, and warned: "I'm telling you, don't move, there are cameras here-"

"What words?" Li Kun said, "Am I that kind of person?"

"You're—"

"I'm going to see a movie—"

Tong Liya looked up at the big screen.

At this point,

The movie has been going on for more than twenty minutes.

In the police station,

Kun Tai, played by Xiao Yang, held the report in his hand, smashed it directly on the table, and said angrily: "What do you mean Huang Landon????

"If you don't say hello, you're going to arrest people on my territory????"

"The people who arrested me ????"

"Bastard"

"Waste painting, who doesn't know that Tang Ren is my horse boy in the whole Chinatown????"

"Ask them, which one doesn't know ????"

"What evidence do you have to arrest someone!"

"Langdon, Evidence"

After reading the evidence, Kun Tai hurriedly said: "No, I want to state here that I have nothing to do with this Tang Ren. "

"Hahaha-" Huang Langdon: "Didn't you say that the whole Chinatown people know that Tang Ren is your horse boy?"

"And I heard of a private detective agency, you are the boss behind the scenes??"

"I warn you, don't talk nonsense!!" Kun Tai stood up and shouted, "I sue you for slander, I sue you for slander—"

"He's slandering me—"

"He's slandering me—"

"Oh, yes, oh, yes"

In the cinema,

After hearing this mobile phone ringtone,

"Damn, this phone ringtone is a bit hard-"

"Hahaha-"

"Babble"

Kuntai answered the phone, "Savadika—"

"Brother Tai, you...."

"What are you, you dare to kill someone, I will limit you to come to the police station within six hours to turn yourself in. "

"Brother Tai, I ....."

"What am I, you must not think about running away, you must not think about leaving Thailand on a smuggling boat, and then transfer to Vietnam, Myanmar.... Cambodia. "

"You... You don't want me to see you, let me see you, I'll kill you in minutes" Quintiles hung up the phone, reached over his head, and shouted, "I don't confess to sin—"

"Hahaha-"

"Isn't this route said ?????" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

"I'm laughing to death"

cinema

When I saw this paragraph, I laughed out loud.

Lying on Tong Liya's lap, Li Kun smelled a unique fragrance and asked, "What happened?"

"Your movie, there is a very funny part, the audience is laughing-" Tong Liya picked up the Coke and drank it. []

"Oh-" Li Kun nodded.

Time flies,

"Do the bad guys laugh like that?"

Zhang Zifeng showed a weird smile and dominated the entire screen.

"Grass...... Finally, give Lao Tzu this ???"

"Made, scare the old man—"

"This is Zhang Zifeng? scared Lao Tzu to death—"

"Ahh

I heard the sound of killing a pig.

Li Kun raised his head, looked at Tong Liya's face, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Zhang Zifeng scared others"

"Uh...."Li Kun said, "How can I smell it????"

Hearing this,

Tong Liya clamped her legs.

"Ao" Li Kun smiled: "I understand-"

"I'm Dead to You"

Time flies.

The movie is over.

Tong Liya pulled Li Kun out of the cinema.

"Wow, slow down."

"Shut up, you-"

"Hurry up"

"I'm going to drive a motorcycle and tie my hair up—"

Weibo

Some film critics watched Chinatown Detective and immediately started to rush the script.

"The movie "Chinatown Detective" should be a suspense comedy? I'm not sure, but the first half of the movie is really funny, especially when Xiao Tang and Lao Qin get along, and the second half is also very exciting to find the truth in the wanted and threats."

"It is said that Wang Baoqiang is worthy of being born in comedy, and he is very funny wherever he stops. "

"Li Kun's character acting skills are online, and he is a character in idol dramas in the movie. "

"There is also the role of Yaya, which is very beautiful, and it also plays a lot of role in connecting the plot, the most memorable thing for me is actually the role of Zhang Zifeng, the innocent and lovely in the early stage, and the yin and evil at the end are all interpreted in place. "

"The movie is recommended 5 stars, it's very good"

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"Wow, it's really good-looking, I thought that Li Kun was so time-interrupted, and the movie he made would be just bad money, but after watching it, I found that I was wrong, where is this bad money, this is simply the best movie in the summer vacation"

"Made, I didn't watch the Chinatown detective today, but went to see Cheng Sicheng's Beijing love story, my evaluation is history"

"I also watched the Beijing love story, and I also thought it was a piece of, and this Nima was choked with money."

"The Chinatown Detective was my unexpected surprise during the summer vacation"

Meanwhile.

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A film critic whose ID has passed away,

Published a post.

Post content:

Today I watched the Beijing love story directed by Cheng Sicheng, I couldn't talk to myself for a long time after reading it, this is a little fresh love story that moans without disease, the favorite of the two young people, but this one is not even worthy of a little fresh, very yellow and violent, primary school students can't hold it after watching it, the deformed view of love, I can only say hehehehe"

"I don't recommend everyone to watch it-"

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"Made, I went to see it today, the most terrible thing is that I took my grandmother to see it today, there are so many bed scenes in the movie, I especially took my grandmother to see her Cheng Sicheng????"

"Upstairs, hahahaha, why don't you let our grandmother get married, I think my grandmother should like it"

"The girl married a dick silk man, refused the temptation of her ex-boyfriend's 240-square-meter mansion, the wife found a video of her husband opening a house, was almost raped when she bought a drunk nightclub, middle-aged couples regained sex, Greece played cheating games and caused her husband to cramp, the boy lost his first love, went insane and claimed to be superhuman, the old lady suffered from kidney cancer, and pretended to be a matchmaker for her husband to marry before she died. "

"Dogs don't look"

"I've never seen such a bad script in my life, and wanton plagiarism and flawed things deserve to be called a movie?

"

"Upstairs, I want to see"

"I can't eat—" Tong Liya licked the corners of her mouth and said tiredly, "I want to sleep—"

"Okay—" Li Kun nodded.

It didn't take long for Tong Liya to fall asleep.

It looks like I'm really tired.

"Ding-ding-"

At that moment, a mobile phone sounded.

Li Kun glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Reba calling.

glanced at Tong Liya, who was sleeping, and was afraid of waking her up, so he stepped aside to pick her up.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Brother Kun, where are you?" On the other end of the phone, Reba's happy voice rang, "I'm free today, should we go to the movies?"

"What movie are you watching?" said Li Kun with a smile.

"Brother Kun, isn't your movie Chinatown Detective released today? Let's go see Chinatown Detective!" Reba said happily.

Li Kun: "......"

He just finished watching (Zhao Dehao).

How to look again.

"Brother Kun, don't you want to go to the movies with me?" On the other end of the phone, Reba's voice was a little sad.

"How is it possible, where are you?" Li Kun said, "I'm going to pick you up—"

"Hee-hee, love you Brother Kun-"

Li Kun walked out of the hotel.

Go pick up Reba.

In the cinema,

Reba ate a popcorn and said, "Look good—"

"The movie is about to end, where are we going later?" Li Kun glanced at the movie and found that it would be over in a few minutes.

"Go home—"

"Good. "

"Why are you going home with me?" Reba asked.

"Or else?"

"No, I'm afraid"

Under Li Kun's stubborn beating, Reba finally relented.

In the room,

"Brother Kun, don't"

"Don't Just Want"

Time flies,

"Ding-ding-"

At this moment,

Li Kun's cell phone rang.

"Brother Kun, your phone—"

Li Kun glanced at the caller ID and found that it was 10086, well, this note is Yang Mi's.

Reba turned around and asked, "Brother Kun, won't you pick up?"

"It's okay, it may be that the phone is running out of bills, don't pay attention"

"Okay"

Villa Risin,

"Li Kun" Yang Mi gritted her teeth and said.

You dare not answer my phone.

I'm

Twelve o'clock in the morning.

The Chinatown Detective box office is settled.

Reba was dumbfounded when she saw the first-day box office of the Chinatown detective: "Brother Kun!!this, this...."

ps: The mentality collapsed, and the 56 chapters were not unsealed from the morning revision to nine o'clock in the evening, and I was numb, and I knelt down to beg for a full ................