Entertainment: I found a drunk Yang Mi and I'll eat her for free

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Li Kun's Charlotte Troubles was released.

"Brother Kun, Brother Kun, isn't your movie coming out today?"

At this moment, Li Kun's mobile phone WeChat rang.

Li Kun looked down and found that it was sent by Reba.

"yes, what's wrong?" Li Kun typed and sent.

"I'm in the capital now, should we go see your movie?"

Li Kun smiled, "You girl, you said you were going to come to Dalian to see me last time, but you didn't come in the end!"

"Oops, I had already bought a plane ticket, but I was discovered by Sister Mi, and she didn't let me go, (aggrieved expression) !!"

Seeing this passage,

Li Kun was furious in his heart, damn Yang Mi, you are blocking Lao Tzu's great cause of picking up girls!

"Okay, where are you now?"

"I'm in Jiaxing, I'm going to look for you now. "

"Okay!" Li Kun sent an address.

After a long time.

A figure in a down jacket, long legs, big wavy hairstyle, with a white baseball cap, mask, sunglasses, wrapped tightly.

If you don't know someone, you won't find it at all, this person is Reba.

After seeing Li Kun, Reba ran over excitedly: "Brother Kun!!"

"I haven't seen you for so long, do you miss you Brother Kun?" Li Kun said with a smile.

"Yes, I wanted to go to Dalian to play with you for a long time, but Sister Mi won't let me !!," Reba pouted.

Last time, she packed her suitcases and bought her air ticket, but before she went out, she was caught by Yang Mi.

Don't let her go.

Just ban her.

Because of this, she hid at home and sulked for days.

"Your sister is a little chicken belly, let's not play with her in the future!" Li Kun comforted: "My ticket has been bought, let's go to the movies!"

"Good!!" Reba nodded.

Reba came by car.

Li Kun got into the passenger seat and asked, "Do you still drive?"

Reba started the car, blinked his big eyes, and said seriously: "Brother Kun, don't underestimate me, my driving skills are very powerful." "

"Oh!" Li Kun smiled and said, "Who is better at your driving skills compared to Brother Kun?"

Reba pouted for a while and said, "It should be me!"

"Then I want to see your driving skills!" Li Kun said, "Go to the nearest movie theater!"

"Brother Kun, you fasten your seatbelts, I'm going to drive!"

"Good!"

Along

The speed of the hot bus was sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and it almost scraped someone else's car on the road.

"Reba, your driving skills still need to be improved!" Li Kun was frightened and said: "Otherwise, you will be caught by the traffic police one day in the morning, and Brother Kun will teach you how to drive another day!"

"Alright!!" Reba nodded.

Both of them were tightly wrapped, parked their cars, and walked into the cinema.

On the way to the cinema, Reba bought a large bucket of popcorn and two glasses of Coke.

If Li Kun hadn't stopped him, Reba might have really wanted to empty the things in the sales office.

Li Kun walked in front with a bucket of popcorn.

"Brother Kun, how can you eat so much?" Reba said, "Why don't we go buy some grilled chicken thighs again, when I came in just now, I saw a place that sells grilled chicken thighs." "

Li Kun: "......"

We're here to see the movie.

I'm not here to eat!

"Enough, enough!!" Li Kun hurriedly said: "You Brother Kun, you don't like to eat these small snacks." "

"Okay!!" Reba nodded.

The two walked into the cinema.

In the cinema, Li Kun took out his ticket, checked his location, and pulled Reba over.

"Wow, Brother Kun, it's full of people!" Reba sat down and looked up at the surroundings, all the seats were full.

As far as the eye can see, all of them are young people.

There are some couples among them.

"Yes!" Li Kun nodded.

Reba held a large bucket of popcorn, stretched out his hand and took one and threw it into his mouth, turned his head and blinked with big eyes, and said, "Brother Kun, your movie will definitely explode." "

"I think so too!" Li Kun smiled.

The two sat for a while, and the originally dark screen suddenly lit up.

Knock Knock Knock –

An oriental dragon appeared on the screen.

The Oriental Dragon on this has a lot of origins.

Without this oriental dragon, the movie would not have been released.

The picture, at the beginning, is a landscape painting, and the words "Wanda Pictures" appear at the end.

Producer: Li Kun Media Co., Ltd.

After the introduction, the movie begins.

"Some people are deficient in iron, some people are deficient in calcium, and what I lack most is face!"

"Today, I completely lost the little face I had!!"

"This woman is my daughter-in-law! Her name is Ma Dongmei, this running buddy is me, and my name is Charlotte. "

Meanwhile.

Sitting in the front couple, the girl saw Xia Luo played by Li Kun and was surprised: "This is Li Kun? He actually plays a middle-aged man, isn't he afraid of losing fans?"

"And he plays Xia Luo, his daughter-in-law is called Ma Dongmei, why haven't I seen this actor, I thought it was Gao Yuanyuan who played it!"

The movie begins.

Charlotte sat in the back seat of the Maserati and walked around the manor in circles.

"I said brother-in-law, it's almost there, I have to go back quickly, my girlfriend is 60 years old today, and she doesn't know that I drove the car out!!"

"Poof!!"

Seeing this, the couple just now laughed.

"His girlfriend is 60 years old, and she laughs at me!" the girl covered her mouth and laughed.

The film continues.

In the phone booth, Yuan Hua made a call to Qiu Ya.

Qiu Ye answered the phone, heard Yuan Hua's voice, and said, "Don't call again in the future, I'm afraid that Xia Luo will misunderstand!!!"

On a snowy day, Yuan Hua wrapped himself in a scarf and shrunk in a phone booth, he was stunned when he heard this, and the phone in his hand slowly landed.

His eyes were blank and he looked at the sky.

"No !!!!!"

BGM sounds.

"Snowflakes fluttering, the north wind is !!"

"Heaven and earth are vast!!

Yuan Hua knelt on his knees and shouted heartbreakingly: "Qiu Ya!!! ah!!!"

"A cut of cold plums, standing proudly in the snow, only for the fragrance of the Yiren!!"

"Love what I love without complaint or regret!!"

"No!!" Yuan Hua's eyes were blank, and his hands slapped the ground hard.

Mengte, who was wearing a school uniform on the side, took off his school uniform and wanted to cover Yuan Hua.

The two looked at each other, and Yuan Hua's whole person was almost covered with snow!!

"Hahaha!!!"

"This man laughed at me!!"

"How can it be so funny!"

"I originally thought Li Kun was making a bad movie, but I didn't expect it to look really good!!"

Yuan Hua successfully harvested the laughter of people in the cinema.

Halfway through the movie, Charlotte became a big star.

On a yacht, Xia Luo received a call from Liu Dehua, and after connecting, "Hey, I wrote that song for you, my old ga, I live in this Tun'er, I am a native of this Tun'er!"

"Okay, that's it, that's it!!"

"Okay, goodbye!" With that, Charlotte threw her phone into the sea.

"Xia Luo, you are a genius!" Qiu Ya, played by Gao Yuanyuan, ran over and kissed Xia Luo.

"Qiu Ya, if one day I can't write songs, will you still love me?"

Qiu Ya was silent.

Bang –

With a loud bang, the yacht began to shake.

The two hugged each other so that they didn't fall.

"Brother Luo, Brother Luo—" At this moment, a man climbed up and said, "There is a fishing boat behind us, and I look like it touched porcelain." "

The group walked down.

"Damn, Yuan Hua?"

On the fishing boat, Yuan Hua held the fishing boat in his hand, and a cigarette was hanging from his mouth.

Yuan Hua's unique BGM sounded.

Looking at Qiu Ya on the yacht, the cigarette in Yuan Hua's mouth fell to the ground, stumbled back a few steps, and almost fell.

"True love is like a vast grassland, and layers of wind and rain cannot be blocked!"

"There are always clouds open, and !!! at sunrise"

"Hahaha, I'm going to be laughed to death by this Yuan Hua sooner or later!!"

"Hahaha!!"

Meanwhile. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The other side.

Nanjing, Nanjing Film.

This movie is about the fall of Nanjing, some officials abandoned the city and fled, but there are still many people left behind, swearing to defend the city where the edifice is about to be.

Under the background of the great era, people must not only bear the ruthless giving of the times, but also make painful choices of fate.

More than half of the movie. []

"Husband, I don't want to watch !!" A woman looked halfway, feeling heavy.

She thinks that her husband is not a little wrong, and the New Year should be festive.

I even took her to watch this movie!

"Okay, okay, don't watch it, let's go watch Charlotte Troubles, it's a comedy!" Seeing his wife's unhappy expression, the man hurriedly comforted.

To be honest, he couldn't stand it either.

Specially,

Isn't there something wrong with Lu Chuan!

For the New Year, you will give Lao Tzu this death?

The two got up and left their seats and went to the ticket office, wanting to buy tickets for Charlotte's troubles.

The staff said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Charlotte is worried, there are only two shows today, but the tickets are sold out!"

"What?" The husband and wife who had just come out of Nanjing, Nanjing, were stunned when they heard this, and said, "Why are there only two schedules, can't you increase the number of shows?"

"I'll pass this on to you. The staff said.

"Forget it, husband, let's go!"

"Come back tomorrow!"

"Okay!!"

The husband and wife left the cinema.

Charlotte's Troubles also played to the end.

"Damn, I thought Li Kun wouldn't be able to make movies!!"

"Good looking !!"

"It's over, let's go!"

"I'm going to be laughed to death by Yuan Hua inside!"

"If you want me to say, what I admire most is Charlotte's flamboyance in her troubles, I call you brother, you call me dad, hahaha!!"

End of a movie0 .

"Wow, Brother Kun, your movie is so good!" Reba said: "How did you think of all this, laughing at me!!"

"Let's go, the movie is over!" Li Kun got up and pulled Reba and left the movie theater.

Weibo

"I went to see Charlotte just now, and I really want to die of laughter, so I recommend everyone to see it!"

"I can't buy a ticket, I can't buy a ticket at all, and the amount of film that Nima Charlotte is worried about is too small!"

"Upstairs, I also couldn't buy tickets, I asked the staff, and said that Charlotte was troubled, there were only two films scheduled a day, how good a movie was, and I was convinced that there was such a small amount of film scheduling!"

Meanwhile.

Weibo's film critic, Hua Er Guoguo, posted a film review.

Post content:

"Nanjing, Nanjing, I finished watching it today, I thought about it for a long time, and I still wrote this video!"

Lu Chuan wanted to use the so-called new perspective of the 21st century to tell this great tragedy, but unfortunately it was too deliberate, the depth was no longer there, and he only filmed the kindness of the people in the small days, the nest of the Chinese people, and could only see the destruction of human nature. "

"But why is there such a tragedy caused by human nature, the movie does not have enough explanation, especially when the face is numb when it is slaughtered, it makes people feel that Chinese people are born a bad race"

"Three stars, I don't recommend everyone to watch this drama during the New Year!!"

Comment area,

"After watching the movie, it's very heavy, is Lu Chuan a fool for the New Year? Lao Tzu has worked for a year, and he wants to make himself happy during the New Year, and he gives Lao Tzu such a heavy theme. "

"The movie is really good, but I don't recommend everyone to watch it during this Chinese New Year!"

Meanwhile.

Weibo

A film critic named Merlin posted a post.

"Charlotte is troubled, this is the first drama in Li Kun's life, I was attracted by Lu Chuan and Li Kun scolding each other on Weibo at first, and finally went to watch it. "

"But after watching it, I found that Li Kun is really a genius director, the same theme of reminiscing about youth love, the same comedy, the same praise for his wife, and the same old song simulcast...... Li Kun directly threw Xu Zheng's embarrassment into the three-body world four light years away!"

"This film uses Zhuang Zhoumengdie's way to carry out the philosophical discussion of the happiness index of life, and uses the lowest forced style to explain the deepest emotions, a pseudo-youth film that exposes how absurd Xiao Xinxin is with hilarious techniques!"

"Recommend five stars, everyone can take a look at it during the New Year, but it's Charlotte's troubles, the number of films is very small, and it is difficult to buy tickets. "

Comment section.

"It's really funny, but it's really hard to buy tickets, I heard that Charlotte's troubles are only 2% of the number of films, which is too little!"

"Agree, this schedule is indeed less, and Lu Chuan's movies have 5% of the schedule. "

"Brothers, rushed to Wanda Weibo. "

Some people ran to Wanda Pictures' Weibo and began to comment.

"What's the matter? Charlotte is worried about such a good movie, you only give 2 percent of the film schedule, who is enough to watch it? "

"Lu Chuan has 5 percent of any movie, Charlotte is troubled by only 2 percent of the number of films, have you made a mistake about 2.7, Lao Tzu can't grab tickets if he wants to!"

After a while,

Wanda Pictures' Weibo was rushed by Weibo.

"Boss, no, our Weibo has been washed away!" Wanda Pictures, a female assistant ran in.

Zhang Lin looked up and asked, "What happened?"

Zhang Lin, head of Wanda Film and Television Media.

"Netizens said that Charlotte was worried about too few films and couldn't buy tickets, so let's increase the number of films!" said the female assistant.

Zhang Lin said: "What is the attendance rate of Charlotte's troubles!"

He's a businessman and doesn't make choices blindly.

Only look at the benefits.

As long as the movie can make money.

The female assistant glanced at the data chart and was shocked: "The attendance rate is 95%!"

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Hearing Charlotte's troubles, the attendance rate was so high, Zhang Lin said seriously: "Go and worry about Charlotte, and increase the number of films by 3%!"

"Boss, is this deducted from that movie?"

Zhang Lin glanced at the data map, Nanjing, Nanjing's attendance rate was only 43 percent, and said: "From Luchuan's Nanjing, where is Nanjing." "

"Okay! I'll do it!"

night

In a few minutes, it will be early in the morning.

As soon as the early hours of the morning arrive, the box office will settle.

When the time comes, you will be able to see the first-day box office.

Yang Mi clasped her hands on her chest and said, "How is it?

"I'm nervous!" Li Kun stared at the screen.

"Hehe-" Yang Mi smiled.

These few minutes seem like centuries have passed.

“3！"

“2！"

“1！"

The box office settlement is out.

After seeing the box office on the first day, Yang Mi was shocked, covered her mouth and looked at Li Kun incredulously, "This... It can't be a data error, right?"

ps: Kneel and beg for all.