This sand sculpture of heaven

On December 2nd, the restaurant changed its tricks, and there was no progress in our mana recovery.

After we finished the trick, we went straight to the prestigious auction house in the capital, where we heard that there was an auction of rare antiques, antique calligraphy and paintings.

We walked away, and along the way we got a super high return rate, and the smug look on Guanyu's snow-colored face seemed to be complacent about his appearance.

In fact, I pasted a piece of paper behind the back of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in advance, and wrote "cowardice" in black and white. This is in exchange for a super high return rate.

Looking at His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who was kept in the dark, I had some conscience and immediately took down the piece of paper without a trace.

I gently crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it in a vegetable basket on the side of the street. The woman with the basket of vegetables spread out the paper and saw that her face had changed abruptly, she could not read, so she threw garbage everywhere.

We arrived at the auction house, and luckily we were dressed in fine silk and satin, so the concierge who looked at the people with his nostrils didn't trouble us.

It was almost full, so we found a place that was both low-key and clearly visible, and sat down, and was a quiet beautiful man.

With the sound of a gavel, the person in charge of the auction said loudly: "Family, welcome to our beautiful auction house. What we are auctioning today are three paintings by Takemiko, referred to as the Soul Trilogy. "

The host put down the gavel in his hand and walked over to the easel, where the painting was covered with a white gauze. He lifted his hand, and the painting suddenly appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

What kind of soul painting is this? It's a meme! I couldn't help but complain.

I saw a small figure drawn on the white paper, and the villain was throwing a pot!

"This first painting, its name is very peculiar, called "Throwing the Pot", this painting tells us that we must be able to shake the pot in life, and leave our responsibilities behind, in order to live more comfortably. The starting price is fifty taels of silver. "

The people around him were full of enthusiasm, and

they were full of praise for the painting, and some people praised: "It seems that the painter has quite an insight into life and his own opinions." "

When the man finished talking nonsense, he held up a sign and said, "Sixty taels of silver." "

"Seventy taels of silver. "

The host looked around and said in a high-pitched voice: "Seventy-two one, seventy-two two, seventy-two three, deal!"

As soon as the final word was made, the second painting was lifted, and the host lifted his hand and said loudly: "This second painting, its famous work is called "Bah", it represents the painter's anger and uncompromising attitude towards life. The starting price is sixty taels of silver. "

The white paper draws the appearance of a villain spitting, and there is very little pen and ink, which makes people laugh.

It turns out that spitting can also be associated with art! It can be sold for money! I don't understand it very much.

"Seventy taels of silver. "

"Eighty taels of silver. "

"Ninety taels of silver. "

"Ninety-one two-one, ninety-two-two, ninety-two-three, deal!".

Again, the final word is that the painting belongs to a chubby businessman. The chubby businessman was overjoyed, and his face was full of fat, for fear that others would not know that he was the winner of "Phew", so he grabbed the people around him and said, "That painting is mine!"

The

person who was caught by him pretended to compliment him and said, "Li Yuanwai, you are really a Confucian businessman, with unique taste and wealth. What a role model for my generation!".

Ninety taels of silver is enough for the Changsheng family to spend a lifetime, and they are really rich. I exclaimed.

"This third painting, it's called 'Weng'. The host said as he lifted the white cloth.

Everyone held their breath, this is a painting by Master Wu Daozi, the third soul work.

"How is this just a blank slate?".

At this time, a rich boy next to him came over with a side face, pointed to the white paper and said: "This painting looks like a blank piece of paper, but in fact, it is all-encompassing." In the field of artistic creation, its technique is called blank space, which is particularly advanced. "

"Oh-" I nodded in understanding.

Suddenly, the host hunched and said, "I'm sorry, I put this painting upside down." The host turned the reverse back, and the audience held their breath again.

This is the

work of the great painter Wu Daozi, which is very collectible, everyone has a look at it, and looks up at the painting mountain.

I was dumbfounded, the reverse side of the white paper is black, and the third soul work of Wu Daozi is actually black paper!

"As the saying goes, the night gives me black eyes, and I use them to find the light. Although this painting depicts the night, it actually shows the author's desire for light. The starting price is seventy taels of silver. The host smiled.

"Eighty taels of silver. "

"Ninety taels of silver. "

"A hundred taels of silver. "

"One hundred and two times

, one hundred and two times, one hundred and two three times, deal!".

Once the final word is reached, the auction is over. The audience sat down and left, shaking their heads and sighing without taking pictures, watching the excitement and elation of taking pictures.

"What do you think of these paintings?" I asked Guanyu. Guanyu is a little abnormal today, and there are too few words. I couldn't stand the coldness, and when I found an opportunity, I flirted with him.

"These paintings can be drawn by four-year-old children, they are too pediatric, and it is really hard to describe what a soul trilogy is. Guanyu finally expressed his thoughts.

A big brother next to him heard it in his ears and was anxious, and he said to us: "This is the work of the master Wu Daozi, how can you criticize yourself? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense!"

Hehe. I can paint you a hundred of these paintings!" I said to myself.

The auction house just now opened our eyes, it turns out that there are so many people who don't care about painting skills, but just covet the fame of the master, and only the fame of the master is from.

We ate two bowls of ravioli before we forgot about the crazy scene of the auction house.

(I was still thinking about the plot in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep.) Ask for flowers, ask for monthly passes, ask for collections).