This sand sculpture of heaven

"Guanyu, I want to take a bath, where is the pool where I can take a bath?".

At that time, it was November, late autumn, and the water felt cold, but for the gods, this was not a thing, and the thing was that the body smelled and affected the image.

"I have lived in abalone for a long time, and I don't smell it. I will go with you to purify. Guanyu said and turned his face back to the wooden house, found two coarse cloth linen clothes, two coarse cloth trousers, and wrapped the osmanthus pancreas in a cloth cat, and walked out.

Ah, do the two of them take a bath together and rub each other's backs? Should the gods be so down-to-earth? Will they secretly compete with each other to see each other better at that time? The frank meeting of two men in the wilderness is too weird, right?

Yueyong's inner activity is very rich.

"Let's go. Guanyu blinked the Danfeng eyes that were slightly hooked upwards at the tail, passed by Yueyong, and led the way in front.

"Hmm. "

The two walked on the country road one after the other, one wore linen and silver hair, and the other wore a red robe and tied black hair, the former was handsome and noble, and the latter was full of aura and handsome.

Yueyong saw that the white wild chrysanthemums on both sides were very beautiful, so he bent down and picked two of them, smelled the flowers, and then held them in his hands.

Yueyong loves flowers miserably, whether it is a plump and luxurious peony or a mediocre dandelion, he loves it indiscriminately, and he can't help but destroy the flowers with his hands.

Along the way, they often met villagers with hoes, and the villagers were respectful to Guanyu, as if they were worshipping the gods.

A small white flower was used as a hidden weapon to poke Guanyu's straight back, "What are you doing?" Guanyu asked back.

"I didn't do anything, I just wanted to ask you a question, why are the villagers so respectful to you?" Yueyong was so bored that he picked up the unknown little red flower again, held it in his hand and sniffed it.

Guanyu turned around and continued to walk, and said in a lazy voice: "A few days ago, a few hunters went up the mountain and were caught by the snowman on the top of the snowy mountain. When I heard about it, I went up the mountain, found the snowman, and slashed the snowman to pieces with a few swords. By the way, the captured hunters were liberated. "

"It turns out that the safety of the entire Snow Mountain Village has been contracted by you. You wait. Yueyong rushed up and stopped Guanyu.

"What's wrong?" Guanyu asked rhetorically, his footsteps stopped.

"You have done a good deed, and I will reward you with a little red flower and a little white flower. Yueyong said with a smile, his attitude was actually extremely serious.

Looking up and down, Yueyong decided to put two small flower hairpins on Guanyu's silver hair. Guanyu was separated by two inches, watching Yueyong gently pin the flowers to his head, and a circle of happiness rippled in his heart.

After the hairpin was finished, Yueyong looked at his "masterpiece" and said in amazement: "From now on, you will be the crown guardian saint of Snow Mountain Village." "

"Last night's conversation made me realize that you will be an unprecedented emperor. You have a thorough understanding of the Heavenly Court system, and you can take responsibility, I am optimistic about you, the Guardian Saint of the Flower Crown and the future Emperor of Heaven. "Yueyong has never been stingy with his appreciation for others, and this moment is a testimony.

"I just want to be your one-man crown guardian, you know?" Guanyu set off a storm in her heart, and her emotion was overflowing.

"Don't conflict, protect me and protect the common people. "

"Hmm. "

Yueyong was also moved, these two people, you moved me, I moved you, full of the sour smell of love.

The two walked through flowers, and the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law who passed by blushed when they saw them.

Yueyong chanted a sour poem of a scumbag very doggedly: "The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, like a water lotus flower that is not shy." "

"Your cultural literacy is okay, do you remember that the fourth time we met was on Feilu Novel Network?" Guanyu looked distant, with a bright smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Remember, I wanted to whistle at them more. "

"Hahaha. Hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated" Although Guanyu laughs from time to time, it is rare to laugh out loud.

"I'm a stumbling man—" Yueyong's tongue spat out lotus flowers.

"What's wrong?" Guanyu looked back.

"Stepped on shit. Yueyong cried and raised his left foot.

"Hahaha. "Guanyu can't be unfortunate if she wants to be miserable.

Guanyu upheld the spirit of humanitarianism, accelerated his pace, and soon came to the edge of the half-acre pond.

This pond seems to have been closed to fish for a long time, and the water in the pond is bright and golden when there is wind, and it is like a mirror when there is no wind. The water is clear and shallow, about the point of a person's chest, and it is a good place to take a bath.

Strange, at first, I was resistant to bathing with Guanyu, but now I am a little excited, what's wrong with me?

Guanyu approached Yueyong, who knew that he was a decent gentleman, so he didn't back down, and let him roll up his sleeves to check on his injuries.

"It's good, it's scabbed, you can jump in and take a bath. "

Yueyong took off his red suit, boots, and midcoat, leaving only a pair of pants on his body.

"Plop", the crystal water splashed, Yueyong jumped into the water with his pants, and it was not until he stabilized in the water that he remembered that the osmanthus pancreas had not been brought down.

He glanced back and saw that Guanyu was taking off one piece of clothing, and he couldn't help but blush to the root of his ears.

Guanyu also went into the water with a pair of pants, walked slowly in the water, approached Yueyong, and handed him an osmanthus pancreas.

The water in the pool was

cold, and the two immortals were taking a bath with osmanthus pancreas in it, what they didn't know was that many years later, the things here were not in the pool.

They rubbed the mud on their bodies inside, which was a very spiritual thing, and the aquatic plants absorbed the immortal qi on the mud, and cultivated into aquatic grass immortals after hundreds of years.

There is a forest of green light on the head of the aquatic grass fairy, which cannot prevent it from enlightening in the waves, let alone prevent it from passing on to the guardian god of the flower crown and the temple of Yueyongxiu.

In the temple, the clay statues of Guanyu and Yueyong are naked, sitting cross-legged in trousers, with a strange and cheerful expression after solving the problem of constipation.

Outside the temple, on the left side

of the door couplet, there is a book on the left side of the door "sword to kill the snow mountain monster", and on the right side is written "mud pond grass", and the horizontal criticism is "blessed by the gods".

The handwriting is crooked, making people feel the urge to tear them off. It's no wonder that the aquatic grass fairy is uneducated, he has no teacher, and he knows words well. Moreover, this sincerity is not shared by every villager.

Osmanthus pancreas is a commonly used soap for mortals to take a bath, and at this moment two handsome men in the pond are using it, rolling along the direction of the muscles, and then passing through the water, leaving a lingering fragrance on the skin.

This is actually very weird and ambiguous, two big men with white flowers take a bath together, and roll their skin with soap, and their eyes are intertwined at close range from time to time...... It's hard to explain that it's not a gay relationship!

Guanyu took a handful of water in his hand, then poured it on his slender neck, his gaze swept over Yueyong without a trace, and then returned to himself. He lowered his eyes and took a serious bath, the strong muscles in his chest were really toned, and he was full of sexual tension.

"So, what was the bad news you said last night?" Tsukinaga, who realized his gaffe, was the first to speak.

Guanyu lowered her eyelashes, looked at him, smiled at the corners of her mouth, and said jokingly: "You guess?"

Good fellow, Guanyu, you have learned badly!

"Can't guess. Yueyong replied truthfully.

Guanyu put away a playful smile and said lightly: "Ninety percent of our mana has been filtered by the turbulence of time and space, and only one percent is left, and we can't return to Heaven for the time being." "

"Moreover, neither the Queen Mother nor the God of War can transmit our divine consciousness. "

Yueyong was calm, and after thinking for a while, he said: "It seems that the space-time turbulence is an existence that is above the Heavenly Dao, and it is such a terrifying force. "

The two of them suddenly felt the insignificance of their own strength, and after a moment of silence, the mud on their bodies was almost rubbed, and it was time to go ashore.

The two of them went ashore, each found a hidden bush, changed out of his wet pants, and put on clean clothes and pants.

Coming out of the grass, Yueyong suddenly found that Guanyu's silver hair had dried up, and was about to ask him how he did it, so he spoke first: "You can use the immortal method here, and you won't be struck by lightning." It seems that space-time turbulence is not all bad. "

Yueyong silently recited the air-drying mantra taught to him by the god of war, and the green silk on his head flowed down like a waterfall, clean and refreshing without water droplets.

It is a

kind of feminine beauty on a man's body, this beauty is so beautiful that it is so beautiful that people want to be in it, the cut water and the eyes are flowing, and the dog is affectionate.

"I'll pull the green silk for you. After Guanyu's eyes were stunned, he immediately retracted his gaffe.

Yueyong nodded.

Guanyu took a step forward, her slender fingers passed through the jet-black shiny hair, and gradually gathered into the palm of her left hand, holding an ordinary hairband in her right hand, and tying a high ponytail with both hands.

Yueyong broke free from the feminine beauty again, and changed back to the appearance of the beautiful young man. Guanyu was ashamed of himself, and couldn't help but take a sip on his face.

"Brother Guanyu, why are you kissing Brother Yueyong?" Xiao Changsheng didn't know where it came from, the snot bubbles hanging in the middle of the person were the size of pigeon eggs, and at an upward angle, it looked extremely young and funny.

Guanyu put his right hand into a fist against the corner of his mouth, coughed twice, and said nonsense: "That's because Yueyong's face was itched by insects, and I used saliva to stop the itch." "

Xiao Changsheng scratched his armpits as if he didn't understand, and said in a childish childish voice: "I'm itchy here, Brother Guanyu should also stop the itch for me." "

"Cute little clever ghost, hahaha......" Tsukiyong couldn't laugh anymore.

Guanyu over there laughed angrily, picked up Xiao Changsheng, and said with a smile in his eyes: "It's good if you tickle yourself." Let's go back to breakfast. "

What's the situation? Why do I feel like Guanyu's father is full of flavor? Yue Yongxin asked.

Yueyong packed up the clothes he had changed, and the three of them walked together on the ridge of the field.

The

villagers who originally bent down to cut the rice, saw Guanyu holding Xiao Changsheng who had no mother, and their eyes were intoxicated and said, "It's so lovely." "

"No, if only Guanyu would bring me a child. The protruding-eyed village woman said loudly.

"What a blessing it is for a girl to marry him. The elderly Aunt Li sighed.

"Hey, the widow Wang in the east of the village is alone with three children, so it is better to give her to Guanyu as his wife. "

"That relationship is good, and we can count ourselves as doing a good deed every day, and our merits are immeasurable. "

"We're so kind. "

"Yes. "

......