People are watching variety show videos, and all the heroines have their defenses broken

At this moment,

Seeing the clip of Stephen Chow talking to the third brother on the screen, not only the martial arts world, but also netizens in reality can't stand it.

One is obsessed with becoming famous, and the other is pretending to be famous without money.

Are all Shaolin disciples like this, famous for being weird?

Seeing this, netizens' comments can't be stopped at all, and they appear on the screen in front of them.

"If that's the case, the third brother is doing the best. He has a proper job and can afford a computer. This is much better than the eldest and fourth brothers. Of course, it's more than a little better than Stephen Chow."

"Tsk tsk tsk! You have to know that this is 2001. Laptops at that time were sky-high! In that era, let alone using laptops, even seeing laptops was quite amazing, and it was definitely not comparable to ordinary people!"

"It's true that the third brother is doing the best. He has a driver, a nanny, and a luxury car. Now the third brother even He also has his own company. How can this be compared to the likes of Master Xing and his gang? "

"Hahaha, hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, which stockholder doesn't know this? It's all tears when I talk about this kind of thing!!! It was more than hundreds of thousands back then, it was tens of millions!"

"Isn't this guy just a frog of the Axe Gang? The Axe Gang is reemployed, and the neighbors still have to sleep. Do you still have a sense of public morality?"

"Oh! Oh! Oh! No one expected that the third brother would have so many coincidences this time. I think there should be one more. , that is, he happened to lose money in stock trading, and his tens of millions of assets were gone in an instant. ”

“Hahaha, I make hundreds of thousands per second, but I still ride a 28-inch bicycle to work. Is it really okay for Third Brother to talk like this? I wonder who learned this from?”

“It’s not easy. I’ve been watching Shaolin Soccer for so long, and by the time of Third Brother’s episode, Stephen Chow’s spending power has finally increased from a dime to a dollar. This is not easy at all!”

“In Guangdong, the public is called Agong. The public here refers to the national emblem. Because the national emblem represents the public, Third Brother’s coin tossing is completely No problem!"

"Snake shape, right? Tiger shape, right? Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh...If this goes on, the third brother will really make a move!"

"Look, even if it's Xing Ye who wants to form a team, it's so difficult. If it's someone else, what will happen?"

"Hahaha, if you ask me, if the third brother really makes hundreds of thousands per second, he won't pick up the lost one-dollar coin, absolutely not!"

Sure enough,

After seeing the joke in front of them, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't stop.

Seeing that Xing Ye and Uncle Da refused to leave, the third brother had no choice but to take out his unique weapon, the calculator, again.

He held the calculator and said to the two people around him while calculating,

"Damn! I make hundreds of thousands per second! Why would I go play football with you losers for no reason?"

"Sorry, I'm just so straightforward."

After saying that, the third brother turned around and continued to say to the uncle behind him,

"I still want to compete with this cripple for no reason, please forgive me for being so straightforward."

"In the end, I want to win the game for no reason, the probability is lower than zero!"

After hearing the professional analysis of the third brother, Xing Ye was speechless at this time.

Because he knew very well that what the third brother said was very likely to be right, and if he continued like this, it would most likely be a fruitless thing.

Seeing that Master Xing and Uncle Da still didn't quite understand, the third brother simply took out a coin from his pocket,

He threw the coin directly into the sky, and then continued to explain to the two,

"This throw will either be a gong or a zi, there will never be a middle, the probability of the middle is zero!"

The third brother tried to use a simple and straightforward method to make the two understand that this method would not work at all.

But after hearing what the third brother said, Master Xing still looked unconvinced, and couldn't help but eager to try,

"How about letting me try?"

But the third brother was in no mood at this time, he threw the coin directly and pushed Master Xing and Uncle Da away.

Seeing that Master Xing and Uncle Da still looked confused, the third brother couldn't help but roar at them.

"I have an appointment to eat at a big hotel! I'm very busy!"

Master Xing smiled faintly, and then said to the third brother in front of him,

"Then we two will treat you to a bowl of mixed noodles... We can continue the discussion later, okay?"

Hearing the words "mixed noodles", the third brother went crazy instantly. He never dreamed that his dream would be ridiculed like this in the end.

Thinking of this, the third brother couldn't help it at all. He danced in front of Master Xing, looking like he wanted to hit someone. 0..

He waved his fist wildly at the air in front of him.

"Fuck! I make hundreds of thousands per second. Do you want me to eat mixed noodles with you?"

After finishing this, the third brother saw that the two had left, so he packed up his things and walked over slowly.

It was not until then that he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have repaired a one-dollar coin just now. (To read the exciting novel, go to Flylu Novel Network!)

Thinking of this, the third brother didn't even think of giving up. It's just that when he walked over, the coin in front of him was neither the front nor the back, but the middle.

After seeing this scene, the third brother was completely stunned!

But when the third brother looked up to find Master Xing, he saw that Master Xing and Uncle Da had already walked away.

Looking at the magical coin on the ground, the third brother seemed to be touched at that moment.

On the other side, []

After Master Xing and Uncle Da hit a wall with the third brother, the two continued to look for other people.

And this time, Master Xing brought Uncle Da to find someone else, it was the sixth senior brother.

Looking around, I saw that the senior brother Liu in front of me was a fat man weighing more than 400 kilograms. He even had difficulty walking, so how could he play football?

After seeing this, Uncle Da was even more surprised, and didn't know what Xing Ye wanted to say.

The most important thing is that the fat man in front of him had reached this point, and he didn't hear anything in his mouth, and he was still eating.

Xing Ye walked up and introduced to Uncle Da with a serious face,

"This is my sixth senior brother Qinggong Shuishangpiao..."

Then, he introduced to the sixth senior brother,

"This is the famous football coach Fengge!"

After eating a handful of snacks, the fat man in front of him finally stretched out his hand and said slowly to Uncle Da,

"Hello, Fengge!"

Looking at the guy in front of him called Qinggong Shuishangpiao, the uncle at this moment also looked dull and didn't know what to say.

Such a big fat guy, is it really called Qinggong floating on water?

Sixth Senior Brother looked at Master Xing and couldn't help asking,

"Do you want to play football?"

Master Xing nodded,

"If we can add your Qinggong that is as light as a swallow, our attacks from the upper and middle directions can be said to be impeccable!"

Uncle Da nodded and said to the salesperson next to him,

"Do you have any weight loss pills?".