People are watching variety show videos, and all the heroines have their defenses broken

At the same time,

In the constantly flashing screen, Uncle Da looked downcast, but Xing Ye looked even more downcast than him.

But despite this, he was still attracted by what Xing Ye had just said, and walked over unconsciously.

At this time, Xing Ye was straddling two bags of garbage, as if he was making some kind of preparation.

Seeing this, Uncle Da walked over and couldn't help saying,

"What are you talking about?"

After hearing Uncle Da's words, Xing Ye sighed, and then glanced at the TV in the mall again,

On the TV screen at this time, the two teams played back and forth, and the game was very exciting.

But despite this, the performance of these two teams seemed to be a little worse in Xing Ye's opinion.

After Master Xing finished speaking, Uncle Da immediately resumed his pretentious look.

He was slightly stunned, revealing only half of his serious face, and slowly asked,

"Then... in your opinion, how should this ball be kicked?"

Master Xing did not say much, but lowered his head and said with certainty,

"In a word, waist and horse are one!"

When Uncle Da heard this for the first time, he was also shocked, and then he was shocked again.

He never thought that the rag picker in front of him could actually say such a thing.

Since this 960 guy likes to pretend so much, how can he like acting, then why don't he fulfill his wish and accompany him to the end?

Thinking of this, Uncle Tat's expression became serious, and he couldn't help but ask,

"What is waist-horse integration?"

Seeing that someone was actually interested in waist-horse integration, the idle Star Master also became interested. He gently pushed and slowly jumped down from the two snakeskin bags.

The action was clean and neat, without any redundant movement. After seeing it, even Uncle Tat looked incredible.

He understood that maybe the guy in front of him didn't know how to play football, but his kung fu was indeed solid.

After walking up, Master Xing didn't waste words, but stared at Uncle Da and said directly,

"The waist and horse are one, which is what I have in my heart forever."

"Because the late great martial artist Mr. Li Xiaolong once said, if you want to know more, why not learn two lessons of kung fu from me?"

Looking at Master Xing's miserable face, which was completely the same as his own inside and out,

Not only the passers-by, but even Uncle Da looked down on him at this time,

He stared at Master Xing in front of him and couldn't help teasing him,

"What kind of kung fu do you want to learn? You look like you are still sweeping the floor here?"

Uncle Da's sarcastic words pierced into his heart like a needle, but Master Xing had heard too many such words, and he didn't mind at all.

After Uncle Da finished speaking, Stephen Chow just smiled faintly, and then slowly explained,

"Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job, my real identity is actually a research monk."

"Research monk?"

DaUncle had never heard of such a strange term, and couldn't help but be curious.

Seeing this, Master Xing further explained,

"The so-called research monk is engaged in research on how to effectively promote Shaolin martial arts."

After saying that, Master Xing immediately pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from behind him. At a glance, it was just an ordinary white paper that couldn't be more ordinary.

The white paper was covered with handwriting, and Master Xing's name and nickname were written on it.

[Authentic Shaolin - Powerful Vajra Leg]

In the lower right corner of the business card, there was even a mark of "Times Rooftop Plaza".

Uncle Tat took the name card and couldn't help but read it out. While reading, he glanced at Stephen Chow's legs and feet with the corner of his eyes.

"Authentic Shaolin, powerful Vajra Kick?"

"Yes, very powerful!"

After Uncle Tat read it out, Stephen Chow immediately changed his expression and became very positive.

In order to prevent Uncle Tat from not believing it, Stephen Chow showed off his skills in front of him. However, after seeing these moves of Stephen Chow, Uncle Tat instantly lost interest.

At this time, he was only interested in the game and football. As for other things, they were not within Uncle Tat's consideration. (bhfa) Seeing that the young man in front of him was still willing to fight with him, how good could Uncle Tat's mood be at this time?

He just took a simple look and then said impatiently,

"Fighting and killing, you can find someone else."

Obviously, Uncle Tat was very dissatisfied with Stephen Chow's performance this time.

Even if these moves are real, what use is this for football? (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

It is completely useless!

Uncle Tat sighed and looked at Master Sing and hinted,

"I have received higher education..."

In his opinion, the Master Sing in front of him is probably a liar who eats and drinks for free. He works so hard just to cheat him out of something.

Looking at Uncle Tat's bored face, Master Sing raised his head and emphasized again, []

"Wrong!"

The next moment, Master Sing pointed his finger in another direction. In the direction where his finger pointed, a fashionable woman was seen swaying and walking slowly towards the two of them.

Every step she took, the woman's body couldn't help but sway, which made people unable to hold back.

Master Xing used the beautiful girl in front of him as an example, and then said to Uncle Da,

"Look at that beautiful girl..."

"What's wrong with a beautiful girl? I'm a scholar..."

"No, look!"

After saying this, Master Xing continued to remind Uncle Da. Soon, under Master Xing's reminder, Uncle Da was also surprised to find that a piece of banana peel was lying quietly not far in front of the beautiful girl.

At this time, the beautiful girl was only concerned with walking and didn't see other extra things at all. If she didn't pay attention, she would soonwill guess the banana peel in front of her.

As she continued to move forward, the banana peel was only one step away from her.

Sure enough, as Stephen Chow finished speaking, the woman stepped on the banana peel,

The sudden sliding caught the woman off guard, and she fell to the ground in an instant, looking very embarrassed.

Looking at this funny scene in front of him, Stephen Chow finally explained to Uncle Da,

"If she knew Shaolin Qinggong, this would never happen."

Sure enough, under Stephen Chow's guidance, Uncle Da could easily imagine that if the woman in front of him knew Qinggong, a banana peel would not be a problem for her.

Even if she accidentally guessed the banana peel, she could easily get out of trouble.

Singer Chow understood this, and Uncle Da also understood it after being instructed.

After the two talked about this, Xingye finally summarized everything and told Uncle Da in front of him his conclusion again,

"So, if you can learn Kung Fu, it will really save money."

Then, Xingye walked up and said slowly to the woman in front of him,

"Miss, are you interested in learning Kung Fu?"

After that, Xingye handed over his business card again.

The woman did not take it, but just cursed "lunatic" and then left in a hurry. .