At the same moment, in the Zongwu world,
I saw Leopard Head grab Bao Youwei, and with just a little force, a white mist rose from Bao Youwei's chest.
In a moment, Bao Youwei lost consciousness and became pitch black.
This move was originally common, but because it was pressed on a sensitive position,
For a moment, it was inevitable that everyone burst into laughter.
On the barrage, netizens left messages one after another, and it was very lively for a while.
"Hahaha! I wonder if Leopard Head's move is derived from Shaolin's Dragon Claw Hand?"
"So powerful, it actually emitted white smoke. It's impossible to do it without thirty years of practice!"
"What do you know? This grab contains the resentment of Leopard Head these days. How can it be compared with ordinary moves?"
"In fact, this move was originally reserved for Bao Longxing, but he was smart enough to dodge quickly, otherwise he would be the one to emit smoke."
"I really think it's so funny when Uncle Da goes to the street with dozens of radishes..."
"I have to say that this Nine-Rank The plot of "The Magistrate" is so interlocking that it is really boring!"
"Are they going to the capital to file a complaint? But they still have to face the pursuit of Leopard Head. I'm afraid it won't be that easy, right?"
"Before, there were a bunch of radishes. Each person could eat a bunch and make it to the capital. Now there are no radishes left. It seems that they can only beg."
"Tsk tsk tsk! I didn't expect that the two of them would start a new journey like this!"
........
Liyang Dynasty, in Emperor Wu City,
After seeing this scene, the old city lord Wang Xianzhi couldn't help but smile.
In theory, he was a serious person and shouldn't care about these worldly things.
But seeing the dress and conversation of the uncle and nephew Bao Longxing in front of him, and the fact that Leopard Head came from behind and used this extremely "ferocious" move,
At this moment, even Wang Xianzhi, who had been serious all his life, couldn't help but smile.
"Hahaha!"
The old city lord's laughter echoed over the entire East China Sea, and his laughter was deep, showing how powerful he was.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a move in this world..."
"Is Leopard Head afraid of making people laugh to death?"
After hearing Wang Xianzhi's words, his apprentice Yu Xinlang also said,
"This matter is not difficult to understand,"
"Leopard Head was deceived by these guys and spent two months in jail for nothing. How could he let them go like this?"
"But this move... is too vulgar..."
Thinking of this, Yu Xinlang couldn't help but sigh.
Fortunately, Bao Longxing and his nephew are men, so it doesn't matter if they are hit by this move.
If it were a woman, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so easy.
Then, Wang Xianzhi stroked his beard and smiled again,
"Mr. Bao is indeed smart. These two steamed bunsThe head is just right."
"But the bun is so big, I wonder if this will cause 787 to misunderstand? ”
............
At the same time,
Deep in the palace,
When the young eunuch saw the scenes flashing before his eyes, he couldn't help laughing.
He has lived for hundreds of years. For the young eunuchs now, there is nothing funny in this world. Of course, there is no more sad in this world.
But after seeing the jokes that Bao Longxing and his nephew kept making, even the young eunuch laughed unkindly.
First, Bao Youwei attracted Ruhua, and then Ruhua's invincible wall-penetrating technique.
After that, he returned home and witnessed the "Shangfang Sword" with his own eyes.
When he really set out on the road, he was shot in the head and used this dragon claw hand.
Seeing the white smoke rising from Bao Youwei's chest, the young eunuch laughed uncontrollably!
"Hahahaha! ”
“I wonder what kind of kung fu Leopard Head has that is so powerful?”
“With just a light grab, the opponent is almost unable to hold on?”
Especially when he saw Bao Longxing cleverly pick up two steamed buns to block his chest, the young eunuch raised his voice to the maximum.
“If it was just two steamed buns, I wonder if he could hold on? "
After saying that, the young eunuch also changed his posture, with curiosity on his face.
Although he had long been a being beyond the world,
but seeing the people in the world fighting and playing, he suddenly felt very interesting.
There was even a moment when the young eunuch felt that the market was much more interesting than the rivers and lakes.
The rivers and lakes are full of life and death, blood and rain, and blood feuds that cannot be resolved.
On the contrary, in the market in front of him, there are fights and laughter everywhere, and the whole is full of joy.
If you can meet a live treasure like Bao Longxing's uncle and nephew, it will be even more interesting.
Thinking of this, the young eunuch paused again and continued,
"There is a dead end in front and pursuers behind. What should I do now? ”
............
Sure enough, just when Wang Xianzhi was thinking secretly,
At this time, Leopard Head had already set his sights on Bao Longxing and chased him all the way.
Seeing this, Bao Longxing ran all the way to the river.
At the same time,
On the bank of the river,
A pair of performing brothers and sisters were directing the acrobatic troupe to pack up their things.
Everyone moved the props of the performance onto the boat one by one, and then put away the ropes, raised the sails, and prepared to leave.
But at this time, two figures, one white and one black, were seen running quickly towards the river not far away.
The one running in front was none other than the protagonist Bao Longxing.
And Leopard Head was chasing behind, biting very hard.
Bao Longxing saw a boat not far away, and under the strong autumn instinct, he ran desperately.
"Help! Wait for me!"
Then, he gathered his strength and jumped towards the boat that had already left the shore.
Seeing Bao Longxing jumping down desperately,
Seeing this, the big brother who was performing arts also used a dragon grab and pushed towards Bao Longxing's chest.
But after this push, he found that this guy looked like a man, but his chest was soft.
For a moment, the big brother who was performing arts was stunned, and then he realized that the person in front of him might be a girl.
However, he didn't know that what he had just caught were just two hot buns.
And on the other side,
After being grabbed like this, Bao Longxing also reacted instantly and hurriedly protected it.
Just then, a girl came over and asked Bao Longxing why he had left the boat.
Bao Longxing told the brother and sister that he was being chased by someone, so he had to jump off the boat for help.
After hearing what Bao Longxing said, the two looked up and saw Leopard Head chasing them.
It was just that the boat had left the shore and the distance was too far.
Leopard Head ran all the way to the river. Although he was angry, he could do nothing.
He shouted frantically at the big boat on the river,
"Dog official, you can't run away!"
Seeing this, the street performer asked curiously,
"Who is he calling dog official?"
Bao Longxing covered her chest and shook it a few times before explaining,
"He's not talking about dog official, but about Ninth Girl..."
"Ninth Girl?"
"Maybe the guy just chased him because he was greedy for her beauty."
After hearing what Bao Longxing said, the street performer realized that maybe the guy in front of him was really a woman.
Then, he smiled faintly, threw a coquettish glance, thinking that he was blessed.
Only the younger sister smiled simply and said to her brother,
"Brother, what are you thinking! He is a man!"
After seeing this scene, Ning Zhongze nodded slightly and said with a smile,
"This Bao Longxing is really smart!"
"He knows very well that if he reveals his identity at this time, he will most likely be kicked off the ship!"
"After all, he is a wanted criminal and is involved in such a big case. These street performers will never go against the court anyway."
"Now just say that you are the ninth girl, and nothing will happen."
However, when he said this, Ning Zhongze frowned slightly,
Bao Longxing in front of him is so smart and so witty, why can't he beat the ridiculous mirror?
If Ning Zhongze remembered correctly, Bao Longxing suffered a lot in the two previous battles with the Absurd Mirror, and was in a state of disgrace each time.
Thinking of this, Ning Zhongze couldn't help but shook his head and said,
"This shouldn't be the case, this really shouldn't be the case!"
...........
Then,
As the screen continued to turn, the plot in front of him continued to advance.
Bao Longxing looked at theThe two siblings hurriedly asked their names,
"Don't mention it again!"
"Don't talk about it again!"
After hearing their names, Bao Longxing was also slightly stunned.
At first, he thought that the two siblings didn't want others to know their names.
Now it seems that this world is so wonderful that there are really people who give such strange names.
He didn't believe it, so he asked again,
But the brother and sister's answer was still the same.
After the three of them talked, Bao Longxing realized that the brother and sister were also going north to the capital.
In this way, he finally didn't have to beg along the way,
As long as he could take this ride, he could reach the capital smoothly.
However, according to Mo Zai's conditions, Bao Longxing could naturally take the ride, but during this time, he had to help with the work.
Soon, several people came to the inn and ordered a table of food.
During the meal, Bao Longxing was only concerned with talking to his sister, and didn't notice his brother's actions at all.
In his opinion, although the sister in front of him was a street performer, she was a rare beauty.
Even the daughter-in-law of the Qi family couldn't compare to her.
Throughout the meal, Bao Longxing's eyes were always on the sister, and he had no time to care about anything else.
When he reacted, he saw that the food in his bowl had piled up three feet high.
It turned out that the enthusiastic elder brother kept picking food for Bao Longxing.
After a few words, the food had reached the point where it couldn't fit in.
Bao Longxing looked at Mo Zaiti in front of him, and his heart couldn't help but skip a beat.
This guy, wouldn't he really treat me as a woman?
Who could stand such attentiveness?
Soon, Bao Longxing also began his own life of performing arts.
As the background music slowly sounded in the picture, Bao Longxing began to learn acrobatics from the brother and sister.
Although he was very smart, he had no talent for acrobatics.
Mo Zaiti's round of flying knives never missed.
And Bao Longxing's round of flying knives directly sent his little friend to the west.
He walked forward, lowered his head, and gently helped his little friend close his eyes.
Afterwards, he also followed Mo Zaiti to learn sword swallowing.
Although the process was tortuous, he finally learned a little bit.
At the same time,
When everyone was not paying attention, Mo Zaiti would sneak into Bao Longxing's room and look through his bag.
After searching for a while, Mo Zaiti actually found a woman's bellyband.
As a result, he was more certain that the Bao Longxing in front of him was a woman.
Thinking of this, Mo Zaiti was overjoyed.
The scene changed again in a blink of an eye.
Mo Zaiti couldn't wait and went to Bao Longxing's room with a quilt.
But as soon as he arrived, he saw Bao Longxing coming out with a bag, as if he was going to say goodbye.
It turned out that he felt that heI am too useless and don't deserve to stay in the circus.
"I'd better leave!"
Hearing this, Mo Zaiti smiled again,
"Where can you go?"
"My body is like catkins swaying in the wind, wherever I go is where I go."
Mo Zaiti took a step forward,
"It's windy and rainy outside, don't run around."
"Stay here, I'll take care of you!"
After hearing what Mo Zaiti said, Bao Longxing said without hesitation: "Thank you!"
He had been acting for so long before, and this was what he was waiting for.
Now that Mo Zaiti has said it, there is really no reason for him to hesitate.
But just when he was about to go back, he was grabbed by Mo Zaiti and was about to kiss him, Bao Longxing dodged and closed the door.
"Hahaha!"
"Chickens and ducks are kept in different cages. If you can catch up, won't I still follow you?"
But before he could be happy for long, he saw Mo Zaiti had taken off his clothes and followed him.
"Sleep together!"
Hearing this, Bao Longxing smiled awkwardly,
"How did you get in?"
"There's a hole at the door..."
"But it's a rat hole."
"I can shrink my bones..."
"So you're a weakling."
"Don't talk about this. I heard that the inn is full tonight. I'm afraid we have to sleep in the same bed."
Bao Longxing: "No way?"
"What are you afraid of? We're all men! Unless you are..."
"No! Come on!"
After that, Mo Zaiti hugged Bao Longxing and went to bed.
But at this moment, there was a knock on the door. It turned out that it was Mo Zai's sister who rushed over.
After hearing Mo Zai's voice, Bao Longxing felt like he had grabbed a life-saving straw.
He immediately broke free from Mo Zai and quickly got up from the bed.
"What's the matter?"
"Do you have a relative looking for you?"
When he heard the word "relative", Bao Longxing couldn't help but frown.
He was going to the capital this time, and he was a wanted criminal. How could he have any relatives?
Sure enough,
After following Mo Zai to the hall, Bao Longxing looked from a distance and finally understood.
The guy in front of him was covered in dust and looked embarrassed. He was holding two withered radishes in his hands.
As the two radishes swung up and down in his hands, Bao Longxing finally recognized that this was his nephew Bao Youwei.
When the two met, Bao Youwei was so excited that he couldn't help crying.
Just when he wanted to shout out "Uncle Thirteen", he was kicked away by Bao Longxing.
Bao Longxing approached again, and Bao Youwei was quick at this time and immediately changed his words,
"Ninth Miss!"
"Ninth Miss?"
After hearing Bao Youwei's words, the brother and sister were also slightly stunned.
It was not until this time that they understoodBai, the man in front of him is really a woman?
Then the two stood up, Bao Youwei took two carrots and said to the brother and sister,
"She is kind enough to save you, how can you lie to her?"
"Excuse me, you two, she is actually a woman, our whole family calls her Ninth Girl..."
Mo Zaijiang was shocked when he heard this,
"So you are a woman?"
Bao Youwei: "Yes, you know it is not good for a single woman to walk around the world, so he dressed like this."
"Don't be embarrassed, be generous..."
Things got here, and finally "the truth came out".
At this time, Bao Longxing didn't want to say anything more, and took the opportunity in front of him, he hugged Mo Zaijiang directly, and couldn't pull away.
Bao Youwei stepped forward and wanted to say a few words, but was pushed away by him.
Finally, Bao Youwei had no choice but to tell the story of his thirteenth uncle, and the two came to a corner.
Bao Youwei put the two carrots together,
"I told you that I have investigated. This acrobatic troupe performed all the way to the capital."
"We will follow them and eat and drink for free!"
On the other side, Mo Zaijiang repeatedly blamed his brother,
"Brother, how can you be like this? She is a girl."
"I didn't know."
"Now you know it, right?"
Then, Mo Zaijiang stepped forward and took Bao Longxing's hand and said,
"Yingtai, you sleep at my place tonight... We sleep in the same bed..."
Hearing this, Bao Longxing's uncle and nephew were stunned for a moment,
Especially Bao Youwei, who was trembling all over.
"Got it!"
Bao Longxing shouted, and then pulled Mo Zaijiang to go to bed.
Mo Zaiti, who was standing by, saw this, and raised his eyebrows, and said with a face full of resentment,
"I'm afraid of ghosts, I dare not sleep alone!"
At this time, Bao Youwei licked his lips and said with a hungry face,
"No problem, I will sleep with you...".
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