At this moment, seeing Bao Longxing was recognized at a glance, even with a mask, Yao Yue couldn't help laughing.
I knew Bao Longxing was famous, but I didn't expect this guy to be so "famous".
Thinking of this, Yao Yue squinted and murmured,
"This guy has a good nose, he can even smell the smell of Mr. Bao."
"However, just last time on the street, he ended up being called by everyone.".
"It's really rare to see an official like him."
Hearing this, Lian Xing couldn't help nodding and sighing softly,
"Yes!"
"If I were Bao Longxing, I would feel wronged. I finally bought an official position, but I haven't even embezzled money, but everyone hates me."
"If this continues, how can I face people in the future?"
At this point, Lian Xing suddenly felt that Bao Longxing was not easy.
Not only could he not defeat the ridiculous mirror in court, but he was also despised by the people after the battle.
Even when he went out on the street, he could not get a peaceful night.
Thinking about it, even Lianxing could not help but worry about Bao Longxing's future.
.........
Just when the two sisters were thinking secretly,
Suddenly, the picture on the sky curtain changed again,
Bao Longxing was pulled by Master Qi, and wanted to turn around and leave, but his identity was discovered.
Master Qi stepped forward and continued,
"Mr. Bao, you have come to visit us, and the Qi family is honored,"
It was the first time he heard that someone admired him,
For a moment, Bao Longxing was also incredulous.
Then he took off the mask and revealed his true face.
Looking at Mr. Qi in front of him, Bao Longxing said in disbelief,
"You mean there are still people who appreciate me?"
Who knew that Mr. Qi smiled faintly, and then said with a face like a profiteer,
"Without corrupt officials like you, we profiteers would be gone..."
"Sir, please give me a favor and go in for a drink."
After listening to Mr. Qi's words, Bao Longxing finally put his mind at ease.
As Mr. Qi said, corrupt officials and profiteers are one family.
Thinking of this, Bao Longxing did not hesitate and walked in surrounded by the crowd.
Soon the scene changed again,
Because it was the day of the Qi family's big wedding, Mr. Qi also specially invited a painter to paint portraits for everyone.
As one of the "highest-ranking" people, Bao Longxing was also invited to sit in the upper seat with the Qi family.
He sat on the chair and let the painter in front of him draw everyone one by one.
But what Bao Longxing didn't expect was that this guy in front of him would be so slow.
Half a day passed and he still hadn't finished the painting.
In a trance, Bao Longxing felt his eyelids heavy and shaky.
He fell down and fell directly on his wife beside him.
When his wife saw Bao Longxing falling on her, she was immediately pale and hurriedly raisedWake up.
She shook her shoulders twice, and Bao Longxing woke up slowly.
Looking at Madam Qi in front of him, he felt embarrassed.
Madam Qi was thirty years old, and was in her prime.
With her gorgeous outfit, she looked even more charming.
Just when Bao Longxing wanted to admire her again, he suddenly heard a cough from behind him.
He looked back and saw that it was the groom, Master Qi, who was coughing so hard that his face turned pale.
Because the cough was too intense, Master Qi simply lay on Bao Longxing.
Breaks of coughing were deafening.
Bao Longxing looked at Master Qi and couldn't help but remind him,
"Your son seems to be coughing badly!"
Master Qi smiled faintly and hurriedly said,
"It's okay, it's okay."
Seeing that Master Qi didn't say anything, but Master Qi's cough hadn't stopped.
Bao Longxing had to put down his face and reminded him slightly unhappily,
"Brother, be careful, be careful not to cough out your lungs."
Sure enough, just after Bao Longxing finished speaking, although Master Qi was still comforting him,
But with the last violent cough, Bao Longxing only felt a warmth in his neck,
Looking back, it turned out that a small piece of liver was stuck in his neck,
Gently wiped it, it was still a little warm and fishy.
Seeing this, Bao Longxing was also shocked.
He picked up the liver and couldn't help but said,
"What is this! What is this!"
"Is it yours?"
But after hearing Bao Longxing's words, Mr. Qi ignored him.
A gratified smile suddenly appeared on his pale face. He covered his chest and said with emotion,
"It feels so good!"
Looking at the man in front of him who said it was good even after coughing up his liver, Bao Longxing didn't know what to say for a while.
Just at this time, the painter's work was finally completed, and Bao Longxing could finally break free.
After hearing the painter's words, the Qi family dispersed at once.
Seeing this, Bao Youwei immediately came up,
He saw his thirteenth uncle looking at the bride and groom with a reluctant look on his face, and then kindly reminded,
"They are about to get married, what else do you want?"
Bao Longxing: "Maybe he can't even get married?"
"Look, he just coughed up his liver!"
After that, Bao Longxing picked up the liver in his hand and shook it in front of Bao Youwei.
Bao Youwei didn't believe it at all, so he asked curiously,
"Is it really a liver?"
Seeing Bao Youwei's unbelieving look, Bao Longxing stuffed the liver directly into his mouth,
"If you don't believe it, try it!"
After stuffing it in, Bao Longxing felt bored and walked away immediately.
And Bao Youwei, holding Mr. Qi's liver in his mouth, suddenly felt that it tasted good, his eyes lit up, and he ate it directly
Seeing Bao Youwei's wretched face, the audience of the entire Zongwu world couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.
Some people were disgusted, some people were disgusted, some people were curious, and some people laughed.
This simple scene was interesting under the interpretation of Stephen Chow.
No one paid attention to whether coughing out the liver would kill them, but instead focused their attention on Bao Youwei.
And this guy, in front of all the audience, forcibly ate this piece of liver.
After seeing this scene, the entire Zongwu world was in an uproar.
Liyang Dynasty, Beiliang Palace.
At this time, Jiang Ni's stomach was churning, and the whole person couldn't help but feel nauseous.
Even through the distant light curtain, she seemed to be able to smell the fishy smell of Master Qi's liver,
But Bao Youwei, this guy, not only ate it, but also thought it was delicious?
Thinking of this, Jiang Ni covered her eyes and said with disgust,
"Eh!"
"So disgusting!!! I can't bear to watch it!"
"These uncle and nephew are really weird!"
In the Beiliang Palace for so many years, Jiang Ni has seen many strange guys,
But compared with the uncle and nephew Bao Longxing in front of her, everyone is slightly inferior.
Although these two guys don't know martial arts, the scene of eating liver can still make people sick to death.
Like Jiang Ni, Qingniao at this time also had a hard time holding back the urge to vomit.
She didn't expect that Master Qi could cough out the liver, and Bao Youwei was even more amazing, and he could eat it as if nothing had happened!
These two are both amazing talents!
At the same time, Xu Weixiong was also sad. She was a person with mild mysophobia.
After seeing this scene, she couldn't help but vomit while running.
At this moment, in the entire Beiliang Palace, only Xu Fengnian and Lao Huang could barely hold back.
Xu Fengnian pinched his nose and said with disgust,
"This tuberculosis ghost is really amazing! He actually coughed it out!"
"This is not only disgusting, it's really disgusting!"
Seeing the scene where Master Qi kept shouting after coughing out his heart and liver, Xu Fengnian couldn't help laughing.
Unintentionally, this scene had a full comedy effect.
After seeing Bao Youwei eat the liver, Xu Fengnian was even more delighted.
However, after laughing, Xu Fengnian couldn't help but asked curiously,
"But this guy even coughed out his heart and liver, is he really okay?"
"Isn't this plot a bit inappropriate?"
After hearing what Xu Fengnai said, Lao Huang smiled faintly and then explained,
"Why should you take it seriously, my lord? This is just a play."
"It's enough for a beautiful woman to come on stage and make you laugh."
"As for whether it's a real heart and liver, how important is it?"
Hearing this, Xu Fengnian couldn't help butHe nodded.
Thinking carefully, this is the truth.
...........
At the same time,
In Wudi City,
When Wang Xianzhi saw that Master Qi had coughed out his liver, he couldn't help but curl up his lips and smiled faintly.
At this point, after watching so many videos, Wang Xianzhi can understand the meaning.
This is just a slightly exaggerated technique, don't take it seriously.
Then, he put his hands behind his back and couldn't help but comment,
"This guy, he coughed out his liver, and he still said it was cool?"
"This tuberculosis ghost is not an ordinary tuberculosis ghost!"
After hearing Wang Xianzhi's words, Yu Xinlang frowned at this time, with an incredible look on his face.
Especially when he saw Bao Youwei eating Master Qi's liver, he felt even more disgusted.
"This guy!"
"I didn't expect the taste to be so strong. Is this edible?"
However, although Yu Xinlang felt nauseous, he had to accept this fact.
Take notes, Yu Xinlang also came and said helplessly,
"This Bao Youwei is really a talent..."
"I don't accept so many masters, but I accept this guy!"
...........
Soon,
As the sky in front of me changed, the picture in front of me also rolled.
In the picture,
A well-dressed young man walked in slowly,
He held a folding fan, gently shaking it, and quietly came to Madam Qi.
"Cousin Wanjun, congratulations on getting married now."
When Madam Qi saw the visitor, she smiled brightly and said modestly,
"I am just someone's stepmother, how can I be happy?"
The man did not give up, so he gently moved forward.
He gently pressed his body against Madam Qi's waist and hips, and then said with an ambiguous look,
"By the way, cousin, I heard that you have collected a handwritten copy of the Avatamsaka Sutra. Can you lend it to me?"
It's strange to say,
This is obviously a very normal sentence, but Madam Qi became shy after hearing it.
The originally fair face suddenly blushed.
She stamped her feet, lowered her head, and said shyly,
"Hate it! You go first!"
The man smiled again when he heard it, and then turned and left.
At this time, Madam Qi looked around and found that no one noticed her, so she turned around and ran away.
After seeing this scene, the audience of the entire martial arts world was also confused.
From the picture, the two people were clearly talking about the scriptures,
but their performance was completely different.
For a while, everyone talked about it and was curious.
The Great Song Dynasty, in Peach Blossom Island.
When the clever Huang Rong saw this, her clever brain also turned quickly and analyzed it carefully.
Looking at the pictureSeeing Chang Wei with a sly smile on his face and Madam Qi who was reluctant but willing, Huang Rong immediately understood that this matter was not that simple.
She held her chin with one hand and thought slowly,
"What does it mean? What does it mean?"
"These two people are clearly talking about hand-copied Buddhist scriptures, but their expressions are not like this at all?"
"Could it be..."
At this point, Huang Rong couldn't help but frown, and the whole person suddenly understood.
She looked at the expressions of the two again, and suddenly said in astonishment,
"Could this be a code word for the two people to have an affair?"
"This..."
After saying these two words, Huang Rong's fair face blushed again.
Of course she knew what an affair meant, but she was still young and had never really seen it.
In the past, such things could only be heard from books.
Thinking of this, Huang Rong couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
"This guy! He actually hooked up with Madam Qi!!!"
"He really has no bottom line! He's worse than a beast!"
"Too much! It's really too much!"
After hearing what Huang Rong said, Zhou Botong couldn't help but blush.
If we really want to talk about hooking up, then he is also one of them. Even for the skills of hooking up, Zhou Botong has a lot of experience...
But the net of heaven is vast and nothing can escape it. Zhou Botong has already made a mistake for his mistake.
Hooking up is fun for a while, but the price paid is not small.
Thinking of this, Zhou Botong couldn't help but wave his sleeves, and the whole person spoke righteously!
"It's not good to hook up! It's wrong to hook up! It's not nice to hook up!"
"This guy is not a good guy, and neither is Madam Qi!"
"If you ask me, this pair of dogs should just be killed together!"
........
On the other side,
In the Tomb of the Living Dead in Mount Zhongnan,
After hearing Chang Wei's words, Xiao Longnu couldn't help but widen her eyes, looking very curious.
She looked at Madam Qi's shy expression in the picture, and repeatedly chewed on the conversation between the two just now,
"Hand-copied the Avatamsaka Sutra..."
"It's a good thing to be able to copy the sutra devoutly, but why is Madam blushing?"
"Is there something unbearable in this Buddhist scripture that makes people unable to bear to look directly at it?"
Thinking of this, Xiao Longnu shook her head, which was considered to be denying her guess.
She had read the Avatamsaka Sutra and knew that it was a Buddhist classic, a required course for almost every monk.
As the saying goes, the Vajra is the one who is enlightened, the Shurangama is the one who is enlightened, and the Avatamsaka is the one who becomes a Buddha.
The Avatamsaka Sutra is the path to liberation for countless Buddhist disciples.
How could such a sacred scripture contain any shameful things?
If all the above possibilities are ruled out, then the only possibility isThere is only one possibility.
How could the clever Xiao Long Nu not think that this was the secret code between the two of them.
Her face turned slightly red, and she couldn't help but said awkwardly,
"But this is Mr. Qi's wedding. Is it really okay to do this at the wedding?"
"These two guys are really bold!"
.........
As the scene passed,
The wedding continued,
Just as everyone was about to take their seats, they heard a noise coming from the yard.
Looking back, they saw that it was someone who showed up with a big knife, chasing them all the way in.
Soon, Leopard Head took a step and rushed forward.
Under Leopard Head's unstoppable pressure, the three fugitives in front of them had already been scared out of their wits.
The three turned around and couldn't help trembling.
"Where can you desperate criminals run?"
Hearing this, one of them pointed at the knife in Leopard Head's hand and said,
"Leopard Head, your knife is powerful. If you have the guts, put it down."
Leopard Head sneered and then shot the knife in his hand.
"Okay! I'll give you this knife!"
The robbers rushed forward when they saw that Leopard Head had no knife.
But Leopard Head just punched lightly and smashed the robber to pieces in an instant.
The remaining robbers were shocked when they saw this, so they continued to provoke,
"Leopard Head, you are only powerful with your hands. If you have the guts, don't use your hands!"
Hearing this, Leopard Head put his hands behind his back with a provocative look on his face,
Seeing that Leopard Head didn't use his hands or the knife, the robbers instantly gained confidence and rushed forward again.
This time, Leopard Head kicked the robber who rushed up to him to death.
Seeing this, the last robber couldn't help but say,
"Leopard Head, you are only good with that foot. If you have the guts, don't use it!"
Hearing this, Leopard Head smiled again and readily agreed to the robber's request.
Seeing that Leopard Head didn't use a knife or his hands and feet, the last robber finally rushed up.
Suddenly, a roar was heard,
The cups and bowls exploded, the beams of the house shook,
The last robber died with blood flowing from all his orifices.
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