At the same time,
In the Beili Dynasty, in Xueyue City,.
After hearing the words of the ridiculous mirror, Li Hanyi almost spit out his food.
Is this fat man named Lin Zhiying in front of him really the one who was almost raped?
Looking at Mrs. Lin tied up beside him, Li Hanyi was speechless for a moment.
This is probably completely the opposite!
"How could this... be... impossible..."
"From ancient times to the present, how can a woman rape a man?"
"And this fat man, just looks disgusting."
Li Hanyi did not hide his disgust for Lin Yuanwai at all.
Because such fat men are everywhere, they are also not uncommon in the Beili Dynasty.
Compared to the poor people, these guys are evil and plunder, and they have been eating fat for more than ten years.
Now, these guys are rich and don’t know how to restrain themselves. Instead, they are the first to complain?
At the same moment,
After hearing this, Sikong Changfeng couldn’t help but feel cold in his neck and said with an unhappy face,
"This ridiculous mirror is really a piece of shit!"
"This is obviously a lie!"
"How can a woman rape a man?"
Sikong Changfeng didn’t believe a word of the ridiculous mirror.
He paused, and his heart was even more angry.
Looking at the slightly decayed but still clear inscription of "Fair and Honest" on the court, Sikong Changfeng couldn't help but say,
"Such an obvious case shouldn't be difficult, right?"
"In any case, I hope the officials will make decisions for the people!"
........
On the other side,
In the Ming Dynasty, in the Prince of Ruyang's Mansion,
When Zhao Min saw this, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.
She was already eighteen or nineteen years old, at the time of her innocence, and now she couldn't help herself when she saw such a funny scene.
The Lin Yuanwai in front of him, besides being fat and bloated, was an annoying fat man no matter how you looked at him.
How could such a bastard be raped?
Thinking of this, Zhao Min stopped laughing and said,
"How abominable! This ridiculous mirror deserves death!"
"In broad daylight, how dare you confuse right and wrong? This is clearly a false accusation!"
"Even if this county magistrate is blind, I'm afraid he knows what to do, right?"
After Zhao Min finished speaking, Hebi Weng put his hands behind his back, but shook his head gently.
He is not a royal relative, and he has never been in the court, but he knows a thing or two about the petty intrigues of the people.
He pointed to the Huang couple in the picture in front of him and said softly,
"Didn't the group leader notice that the couple were tied up?"
"In front of the official, how can ordinary people have a chance to speak?"
"What's more, this ridiculous mirror can be seen at a glance.Not a good person!"
Hearing this, Lu Zhangke could not help but nod his head and said in agreement,
"That's right!"
"470 has a sharp face and monkey cheeks, and he is not a good person at first glance!"
"But, he looks very good with his mouth?"
...........
Sure enough,
As the audiences of various dynasties complained, the picture on the screen continued to flash,
As the camera kept changing,
After hearing the words of the ridiculous mirror, Huang Laoqiu could not help but shout,
"It's unfair, sir!"
"It was Mr. Lin who wanted to rape my wife under the pretext of collecting rent! "
Seeing the complicated situation, Bao Youwei turned around and asked about Bao Longxing's whereabouts. The yamen runners then revealed that it turned out that Mr. Bao had gone to play chess with the old man.
In a blink of an eye, the scene changed again.
In a small courtyard with beautiful mountains and rivers, an old man and a young man were playing chess against each other.
"General!"
"It's useless. ”
“I’ll use my cannon…”
“I’ll eat your handsome…”
The old man raised his hand, and the winner was decided in an instant.
The old man was none other than Bao Bu Tong, who was known as the one who plucked feathers from a passing goose.
The young man was the old man’s son, named Bao Longxing, the thirteenth child in the family, and the thirteenth uncle of Bao Youwei.
However, judging from his age, Bao Longxing seemed to be much younger than Bao Youwei.
Seeing that he had lost another game, Bao Longxing fell directly on the chessboard and started to cheat.
Seeing this, Bao Bu Tong smiled and said,
“Son, don’t think you are very impressive just because you are an official.”
“How can I be as impressive as my father? ”
“Son, do you remember I told you that an official should be as clean as water and as honest as a mirror…”
The old man’s words were like flies, Bao Longxing had no intention to listen.
He deliberately changed the subject and asked in surprise,
“Dad, what did you say you were before?”
Hearing this, Bao Bu Tong shrugged and admitted,
“Yes, I was a corrupt official before.”
“Your father was famous for “If you don’t get the red envelope, you will die.”
“Because I did too many immoral things, none of your twelve brothers could support me.”
“It made me send off the young every year. Finally, I had no choice but to retire and return to my hometown, donating all my property to charity, which saved your life. "
Bao Bu Tong told his life story in a few words.
After hearing this, the young man just nodded slightly, and seemed to be at peace.
Soon, the old man walked into the room and took out a piece of calligraphy.
He spread out the calligraphy in front of him and said to Bao Longxing,
"Look, I wrote a piece of calligraphy for you, you put it in the middle hall."
"This is the word "Lian" for honesty..."
Bao Longxing took it andThe word, looked left and right, changed several angles, always felt something was wrong.
The expression on his face gradually changed from expectation to indifference, even mixed with a little disappointment.
"But..."
"No matter how I look at it, I think it looks like the word "poor"?"
After seeing this scene, the entire barrage area instantly became happy.
"If I remember correctly, the joy of the whole "Justice, My Foot" probably started from here."
Su Hang also looked at the word "Integrity" in the picture and fell into deep thought for a while.
This scene with great implications has made people dare not think about it carefully.
Bao Longxing said it casually, and actually pointed out the theme of this film.
It can be said that this is the highlight of the whole "Justice, My Foot", and it is also a subtle stroke.
Sure enough, after seeing this line from Master Xing, netizens showed their magical powers and couldn't stop at all.
"It's terrifying when you think about it! The word "poor", no, the word "honest" is really the finishing touch!"
"Famous scene, still fresh in my memory! Honest is equal to poor, the traditional Chinese characters are almost the same."
"This is second! Bao Longxing has revealed it unintentionally."
"It's nothing, didn't Bao Youwei also say that we spend so much money to buy an official position, isn't it for this?"
"The bent can be straightened, the dead can be made alive, the original voice says that the dead can be brought back to life, and the bent can be straightened!"
"Hahaha! If you don't get a red envelope, you will die! This style is really very Bao Bu Tong!"
"If I remember correctly, the Shangshu in the capital once received a cake from Bao Bu Tong, and the Shangshu is waiting to repay the favor..."
"Good guy! I knew Bao Longxing was unwilling to be just an honest official. The few shaky words in the court have already explained everything."
............
At this point in the film, although Bao Longxing and his son only have a short dialogue,
but the words between the father and son are very profound,
The key is that it is said through the mouth of Master Xing, and it has a very comedic effect.
So when everyone saw this, they couldn't be serious at all, and the whole Zongwu world laughed instantly.
In the Great Song Dynasty, in Yuelai Inn,
When Xiao Feng saw this, he couldn't help but slam the table and laughed instantly.
"This brother is really a genius. He can actually think of honesty and poverty together."
"This time, Xiao Feng really opened his eyes!"
Although Xiao Feng has always hated corrupt officials and has never had a good impression of these guys.
But facing such a "cute" Bao Longxing, Xiao Feng really couldn't hate him.
At least from his words, it can be seen that he really doesn't want to be a poor official.
All his thoughts are put in this sentence.
After hearing Xiao Feng's words, Duan Yu was slightly stunned, and then smiled and said,
"Brother, if I'm not mistaken, this Bao LongxingIt should be the child who made a wish to the moon when he was a child. ”
“He could have made a wish to be an honest official who specializes in catching corrupt officials, but why, when he grew up, he decided to become a corrupt official? "
Looking at the scene in front of him, Duan Yu couldn't figure it out.
Just over a decade had passed, what happened in the middle that made him change like this?
Thinking of this, Duan Yu couldn't help but get curious.
Then the light screen continued to rotate,
Just when the father wanted to say something and scold this son who only wanted to get rich,
Suddenly, a funny and excited voice was heard, followed by a figure that looked like a toad, running towards the two at a very fast speed from a distance,
The two saw at a glance that it was none other than Master Bao Youwei.
At this time, Bao Youwei had something on his mind, and he smiled happily, shouting while running,
"Uncle Thirteen, this is incredible! "
After running over, Bao Youwei came forward and leaned over to Bao Longxing's ear, and roughly told him about Lin Yuanwai and the ridiculous mirror.
After listening, Bao Longxing was instantly excited, and then his eyebrows were flying with joy.
Just when the two were about to leave, Bao Longxing's mother came out with two radishes.
Now she was unconscious and could not recognize anyone at all. Seeing that there were guests at home, she actually took radishes as tea.
After the old woman left, Bao Youwei saw that the time had come, and then he said happily,
"Oh, Uncle Thirteen, now we are rich!"
"Let the ridiculous mirror play, we will sit in the middle and start fishing on both sides!"
Hearing this, Bao Longxing was in a good mood,
Then he frowned and said to his good nephew,
"It's very good! ”
“We spent so much money to buy a ninth-rank official, isn’t this what we want?”
After saying that, the two smiled at each other, with “you know” expressions on their faces.
But before they could stop laughing, Bao Longxing felt something hit his forehead,
Turning around, he realized that it was Bao Bu Tong who did it.
Hearing that his son wanted to make money, Bao Bu Tong hurriedly said,
“You dead kid, I told you not to be a corrupt official, but you didn’t listen!”
“Random Tang Jing is the number one lawyer in Guangdong, do you want to fight him?”
“Your head is broken, don’t even think about it! ”
Who knew that the two of them would not listen to Bao Bu Tong’s lecture.
At this time, Bao Longxing only wanted to make money on both sides, and didn’t care about whether it was ridiculous or not.
Before Bao Bu Tong finished speaking, Bao Longxing was impatient.
He took Bao Youwei with him, and the two of them left quickly. Before leaving, he did not forget to say,
"Dad, keep the word poor to yourself."
............
After seeing this scene,
Huang Rong couldn't help but pout and said with disdain,
"Bao Longxing, you are so good! Who made a wish to the moon when he was a child, saying that he would become an honest official when he grew up?"
"How many years have passed, and you are already trying to make money from both sides?"
"People's hearts are really not the same as they used to be!"
After saying that, Huang Rong sighed deeply, feeling that she had completely misjudged him.
I don't know why, Bao Longxing looked a bit cute when he was a child,
Especially after he expressed his wish to be an honest official, he attracted a wave of goodwill,
But only a dozen years have passed, and this guy himself has become a corrupt official.
What's more, a small case can make him so happy, which shows that this guy will always be corrupt no matter how big or small.
Thinking of this, Huang Rong couldn't help shaking her head, and couldn't help but say with some disappointment,
"Old naughty boy, why do I have a feeling that this time this ninth-rank official may disappoint people..."
"After all, it's just those things in the officialdom, what does it have to do with my Jianghu?"
After hearing Huang Rong's words, Zhou Botong changed his posture, then crossed his legs, and said leisurely,
"I say, Rong'er girl, this is what you don't understand."
"You should know that there is also Jianghu in the officialdom. Although it is not a sword fight, it is no less vicious than the Jianghu!"
"This kid wants to make money right away, I'm afraid it won't be so smooth."
"Look at that ridiculous mirror, is he someone who is easy to mess with?"
"This kid, I'm afraid he will be defeated this time!"
Zhou Botong is knowledgeable and saw the key point at once.
With the arrogance of Absurd Mirror, how could he take a petty official seriously?
There is more to this play!
..........
At the same time,
In the Great Sui Dynasty, in the Yinkui Sect,
After seeing this scene, Wanwan pursed her lips at first, and then she couldn't help laughing happily.
It must be said that even if Bao Longxing did nothing, just looking at him would make you want to laugh.
Especially with Bao Youwei, these two people standing together always give people an inexplicable feeling of happiness.
It was not until this time that Wanwan realized that
Aren't these two the previous gang leader and the second in command?
However, Wanwan did not ask questions at this time, but smiled and said,
"This guy is so bad! He actually wants to have his cake and eat it too!"
"Are all their officials so bad?"
After hearing Wanwan's words, Zhu Yuyan couldn't help but laugh. She was really amused by Bao Longxing.
The sentence "We spend so much money to buy an official position, isn't it for this..." hit the nail on the head, making people laugh non-stop.
In the midst of the silver bell-like laughter, the beautiful woman's chest couldn't help shaking.
Up and down, just like the unfolding of water waves, the rhythm and rhythm are very well controlled.
Zhu Yuyan looked at Bao Longxing, covered her mouth and smiled,
"Three years as a clean magistrate, 100,000 silver coins,"
"It seems that the old saying is true!"
At the same time,
In the Cihang Jingzhai,
After seeing this scene, Shi Feixuan's eyes widened, and she couldn't believe it.
She never expected that this guy, who was only a ninth-rank official, was already thinking about how to make money.
"Is he going to collude with Lin Yuanwai to frame Huang Laoqiu?"
"This dog official! He really deserves to be killed!"
.........
Sure enough,
After Bao Longxing finished speaking, he left happily with Bao Youwei.
Then the scene changed again,
After changing into an official robe, Bao Longxing finally entered the hall,
Two rows of yamen runners lined up, and Bao Youwei served on both sides,
From a distance, he already had a bit of prestige of a county magistrate.
After the yamen runners shouted, Bao Longxing looked at the lying ridiculous mirror and said impatiently,
"Why don't you kneel down?"
Ridiculous mirror shook his folding fan lightly, with a proud face, and walked gently to the road,
"I am Fang Tangjing, a former imperial scholar, and I don't need to kneel according to the rules."
After hearing what ridiculous mirror said, Bao Longxing was very angry,
This guy dared not kneel when he saw me, who was so smooth-talking?
Seeing this, Bao Longxing slammed the table and couldn't help cursing,
"You are a troublemaker Fang Tangjing, who only helps the strong and suppresses the weak, and you are sending trouble to others! I have wanted to teach you a lesson for a long time!"
After hearing what Bao Longxing said,
Bao Youwei winked at him,
"Sir, be careful that he will be in high school!"
Fang Tangjing ignored him, but bowed with both hands and said tit for tat,
"Okay, okay. ”
“I heard that your Excellency Ling Shoutang has many friends, and he will beat anyone to death, regardless of whether they are Chinese or foreign, good or bad!”
“Your Excellency’s skill of calling everyone godfather, I have long wanted to learn from you.”
Bao Longxing paused, then said,
“You are welcome, but my mother is indeed hospitable...”
Bao Youwei reminded in a low voice,
“He is saying that your mother is a prostitute...”.
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