The next day, early in the morning.
A breeze blew, and the sound of cicadas came.
Su Hang rubbed his eyes and slowly woke up from his dream.
Looking at the time, Su Hang was shocked.
"Damn! It's already half past ten!"
Picked up his clothes, washed up quickly, ate two sandwiches, and then sat in front of the computer with a drowsy face.
As a UP, although the working hours are very flexible, there is no shortage of work to do.
Turn on the computer, call up the folder, and Su Hang immediately began to organize it.
After watching so many martial arts and fairy tales, Su Hang also began to try to do it himself.
Especially the direction of the fusion of fantasy and martial arts is even more popular nowadays.
If one or two can be rushed out earlier, it should be good considering the current popularity.
Soon, an hour and a half passed.
Su Hang put down his computer and stretched lazily.
Time always flies. Before he knew it, the sun had slipped into the window and sprinkled diagonally on the floor.
In the bright light, countless dust was dancing.
Su Hang couldn't help but picked up his phone again and flipped through it briskly.
Work is hard, so it is even more important to combine work and rest.
Turn on the phone, unlock the screen, and Su Hang looked satisfied.
But the moment he opened the page, Su Hang's face froze.
It turned out that he slept too deeply, and many missed calls and unread messages filled the entire screen.
This missed call was naturally from the landlord's sister.
In addition, there were many unread messages, also from this sister.
Su Hang clicked on a few of them and read them simply.
[Hello, where are you? Why don't you answer the phone? ]
[I've been waiting at your door for half an hour. Did you go out to fool around?]
[Don't forget that this house is mine! You are not allowed to bring any woman back without my permission!]
[Woo woo woo~~ I had a fight with my parents and now I have nowhere to go, so I have to come to you for help!]
[If you don't agree, I will raise the rent...]
Looking at the messages sent by the landlord, Su Hang suddenly realized.
So the landlord came last night?
If I remember correctly, Su Hang was eating meat in the snack street last night.
After a delicious meal, Su Hang went to the back mountain of the college students again.
It was at the fence on the hillside of the back mountain, but the evening breeze blew for more than an hour.
During that time, I also roughly finished watching Zombie 2?
When Su Hang came back, it was already early morning.
“She probably waited for a long time, and finally lost her patience and left!”
“What should I do now?”
Thinking of this, Su Hang couldn’t help but worry.
He really had nothing to fear when he was out there, but except for the landlord,Sister.
After all, living in someone else's house means you almost have to eat their food. Your weaknesses are completely grasped, and you have no capital to resist.
If the landlady turns her face against you one day, Su Hang will have to leave his beloved old room.
Although he is now fully capable of settling down in the Magic City and buying his own house, facing the sea and blooming flowers in spring.
But Su Hang, who is already familiar with this place, doesn't want to move away at all.
The old locust trees here, the sound of cicadas in the early morning, and the evening breeze with the fragrance of onions at night,
For Su Hang at the moment, these are all unforgettable memories.
"Forget it!"
"After today's work, I can treat her to a meal, just as an apology!"
Then, Su Hang turned the page about the landlady.
The rest of the information came from the Zongwu world.
Since he discovered that his phone could connect to the world of Zongwu, Su Hang would be extra careful every time he watched videos, and would specifically choose videos that were mysterious, scary, or funny and humorous.
As for sitcoms, ethical films, and art films that were not gimmicky enough, they were completely out of his consideration.
Zongwu was the martial arts world, so it was better to see the world outside of it.
What's more, there were more and more unlocked functions nowadays, and who knows what the next unlocked function would be.
Thinking of this, Su Hang continued to flip through his phone and carefully checked the letters from the Zongwu world.
First was the letter from the Great Sui Dynasty, and the first person to speak was none other than Song Yuzhi.
Perhaps after watching so many Xiangjiang movies, Song Yuzhi was very curious about the Xiangjiang City in the future.
Therefore, the first question she asked was,
[May I ask the immortal, what kind of place is the Xiangjiang City in the future? ]
[There are zombies, demons, and even Jiang Chen and Nuwa? 】
After seeing Song Yuzhi's "innocent" question, Su Hang smiled softly.
Although Hong Kong City is a narrow and cramped place, Hong Kong movies were at their peak.
At its peak, Hong Kong movies were ranked second in the world.
Both the number and quality of the finished films are still fresh in people's memory.
Especially 20 years ago, when Hong Kong movies were at their most glorious, classic films were released almost every month.
It is precisely because of this that when talking about Hong Kong movies today, many people's first reaction in their minds is those years.
At that time, there was no general administration, and there were not so many rules and regulations, and the screenwriters had the greatest degree of freedom.
On the contrary, in that era when no one cared, classics were produced frequently, which people still remember today.
Nowadays, although the economy is more developed, the people's demand for good works is stronger, and various conditions are more sufficient,
But for some reason, the glorious era of the past seems to be gone forever.
Although all parties have made a lot of efforts, the Hong Kong film industry is still stagnant and cannot be turned around.There are not many waves.
Thinking of this, Su Hang thought for a moment before responding,
[Xiangjiang City is a prosperous and gorgeous place. It was in the past, is now, and will be in the future. ]
[It’s just that corpses, ghosts, demons, and the like exist mostly in people’s imaginations, not real. ]
[Perhaps in another world, Xiangjiang City is not necessarily full of demons...]
After replying, Su Hang didn’t think there was anything wrong.
Although in the current real world, Xiangjiang City is an ordinary place that can’t be more ordinary.
But who can guarantee that Xiangjiang City in another parallel world is also like this?
Maybe even the emperor himself is in Xiangjiang City?
After a while, Su Hang opened another letter. This letter was none other than Wanwan’s.
In the letter, Wanwan asked a very simple question.
[May I ask the immortal, what is chocolate? Why did the black-robed celestial master say that chocolate can fight ghosts? ]
[If the immortal doesn't mind, can you give some chocolate to Wanwan? ]
[As long as the immortal agrees, Wanwan will work like a slave...]
Wanwan showed enough curiosity about this very novel way of fighting ghosts.
However, due to the limitations of the times, Wanwan didn't know what chocolate was.
In her opinion, the so-called chocolate should be similar to some kind of magic weapon.
Especially in the scene of the night of the return of the soul,
Leon picked up the slingshot and suddenly shot at the evil ghost Mrs. Li, which directly beat the evil ghost to the point of howling and almost unable to take care of itself.
It is precisely because of this that chocolate left a very deep impression in Wanwan's heart.
Thinking of this, Su Hang continued to reply simply,
[There are so many such things, what's so strange about them? ]
[But you said "I will work like a cow and a horse", I will definitely find you to fulfill it! ]
[When that time comes, you are not allowed to regret it! ]
Then Su Hang opened the points mall, exchanged some chocolates, and invested.
After doing all this, Su Hang turned the page again and continued to browse the information of other dynasties.
Next is the Ming Dynasty, and the first letter writer is still Lu Xiaofeng.
[May I ask the immortal, does Bai Yuekui really exist? She is so beautiful! ! ]
Looking at the problem that is not a problem in front of him, Su Hang smiled again.
In the current real world, Bai Yuekui obviously does not exist,
But in countless parallel worlds, no one can guarantee what will happen?
Nowadays, more and more scientific research proves that the Buddha really did not lie to us.
From the perspective of quantum, as long as consciousness exists, it is really one thought, one world, one flower, one bodhi.
Real parallel worlds not only exist, but there are also many of them.
Among these parallel worlds, some are magic worlds, some are demon worlds, and evenTo the world of Cthulhu.
These mysterious and strange existences not only exist in ancient times, but also in modern times or the future.
Therefore, it is not difficult to answer Lu Xiaofeng's question.
Then, Su Hang opened the keyboard and continued to respond.
[The Bai Yuekui in my world is not real, but in other worlds, Bai Yuekui may really exist. ]
[She comes from the future and is the crystallization of technology, but she is also a cultivator. ]
[Perhaps at some point in the future, technology and cultivation can also reach the same destination. ]
After replying to Lu Xiaofeng, the second message came from Yihua Palace.
The sender was none other than Yao Yue.
[Yao Yue has seen the immortal, dare to ask when the immortal will come down to earth, Yao Yue thinks about it day and night, and only wants to serve the immortal...]
This message is very "explicit", and the thoughts of the Yihua Palace Master are obvious.
If it were today, it would almost be considered as seduction.
However, if it were in Yaoyue's situation, it would seem quite normal.
First of all, for Yaoyue, Su Hang was a high god, a god-like existence.
As a mortal woman, if she had the opportunity to serve the immortal god, it would be a blessing.
At this point, where would she still have any thoughts of willingness or unwillingness, suitability or inappropriateness?
It's hard to say for others, at least Yaoyue didn't have any at all at this time.
Secondly, women admire the strong, and Yaoyue is a rare strong woman.
If such a strong woman can bow her head, or even be willing to serve as a woman, it can only mean that the other party is extremely strong.
At least in the current Zongwu world, there is no such person.
But Su Hang is different. With the blessing of the golden finger, he is like a god descending to the earth, and he has already conquered the proud Yihua Palace Master.
Therefore, Yao Yue's desire to see the immortal god as soon as possible is completely understandable.
Besides, after the previous "meetings", Yao Yue had some impression of this immortal god.
After a brief contact, he found that the other party was not a high and mighty god.
No matter how he looked at it, he looked like a handsome boy in his twenties.
It was precisely because of this that Yao Yue issued the "invitation" under these factors.
However, Yao Yue was not sure whether the immortal would accept the invitation.
However, for Su Hang, the problem was much more complicated than he imagined.
Not to mention the question of willingness, the mobile phone may not have the function of traveling through the Zongwu world.
Sure enough, Su Hang picked up the phone and carefully studied the Zongwu interface in front of him.
Although there are enough functions at present, the crossing function seems to have not been turned on yet.
If Su Hang is determined to travel through the Zongwu world, he must wait.
Thinking of this, Su Hang opened the interface and replied to Yao Yue,
[At the momentIt's not the right time. I will come when the time is right. 】
After replying to this message, Su Hang continued to flip the page.
In addition to the Yaoyue sisters, people like Jiang Biehe, Yan Nantian, Feng Siniang and Xiaoyao Hou also wrote letters.
Everyone expressed their wishes, either to get the position of the leader of the martial arts world, or to get the man they have longed for, and some even wanted to get the invincible magic.
Su Hang ignored all these "wishes".
I opened this function for enjoyment. When will it serve you guys?
Soon, Su Hang flipped the page in his hand to the end.
After seeing the last letter, Su Hang couldn't help but smile faintly.
The letter writer was none other than Yue Buqun, the former head of Huashan Sect.
After watching so many fantasy and fairy-tale videos in recent days, Yue Buqun finally realized that he had been cut off in vain.
Not to mention that he could only practice the simple Sword Manual of Exorcism after being cut off, even if he got the true teachings of the eunuch Sunflower, what would it matter if he really practiced the Sunflower Manual?
Even so, compared with those real masters, it is better than nothing and not worth mentioning.
In contrast, the pain of losing his second brother was infinitely magnified.
[May I ask the immortal, Yue was bewitched by a villain and cut off his own roots. Now I regret it so much. Please give me some advice. 】
After reading this message, Su Hang laughed unkindly.
He didn't expect that Yue Buqun, who had disappeared for so long, would come here to ask for help.
Perhaps after seeing the various effects created by Su Hang, Yue Buqun simply regarded him as an omnipotent god.
From his words, it is obvious that he wants to regain his second brother?
Thinking of this, Su Hang smiled again, and then responded,
[As a human being, there is nothing more than seven emotions and six desires. To go to a higher level, you still have to cut off the pain of lust. ]
[Now that fate has come, you have cut off one of your sufferings. Although it is regrettable, it is not a blessing in disguise. ]
[You know, people in the world may not be able to cut off this suffering after going through thousands of hardships. From this point of view, isn’t this a great opportunity? ]
After replying to Yue Buqun, Su Hang smiled mischievously again.
However, these are indeed his hard words.
Many great monks and virtuous people have spent their entire lives but have not been able to cultivate the four das to be empty.
But Yue Buqun is good. He cut off his lineage right at the beginning and reached the state of no desire in advance. This is definitely a good thing!
"I hope he can understand my painstaking efforts..."
After that,
Su Hang closed the chat interface, opened Douyin again, and started to browse easily.
For Su Hang now, short videos are like air, and he really can't live without them for a minute or a second.
If there are no short videos, it's like a fish out of water, suffocating instantly.
Taking advantage of the sunshine and the warm breeze,
In this pleasant afternoontime, plus a can of iced sour plum cola,
If you can watch a few short videos at this time, this feeling is no different from being a god in advance.
Thinking of this, Su Hang did not hesitate, and two slender and white fingers swiped on the screen.
As the familiar pages appeared in his vision, Su Hang nodded and commented seriously.
"The Ten Cruel Punishments of the Qing Dynasty? When was this thing unblocked? No, no! I'm still a child, I can't watch it!"
"What? There are also Liao Zhai Yan Tan? No, no, such a good resource must be kept before going to bed. It's a complete waste to watch it now!"
"Incredible, there are all eight episodes of Jin Ping Mei here? No, no! Collect it first and then download it. By the way, good people will have a peaceful life!"
"Doll sister has a new work? This is also very good! It seems that the plot and style are different this time, it's worth watching!"
"What, Mosquito Coil Society New debut? And bring 20 works at once? No, no, how can a decent person like me watch this? "
"I don't know if Tokyo is hot at this time?"
......
Just like this, Su Hang searched around,
Suddenly, a familiar picture suddenly appeared in front of him,
Su Hang smiled faintly,
"That's it."
"Although many years have passed, I still want to reminisce."
Thinking of the countless jokes that have appeared, Su Hang couldn't help but laugh again.
It has to be said that Stephen Chow left too many jokes for everyone.
Unintentionally, this masterpiece was mentioned repeatedly.
As Su Hang clicked in, a few clear big words appeared on the rough picture.
[Master Xing's peak work - Justice, My Foot!].
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