At the same moment,
In the Hengshan faction, Ling Hu Chong looked at the scene in front of him, and the whole person couldn't stop laughing.
Looking at the gentle cow fragrance in the picture, he never thought that it would be a saliva wipe.
After a while, Ling Hu Chong shook his head and sighed softly,
"It's incredible!"
"I didn't think it was to wipe my saliva?"
When Yi Lin and the others saw this scene in front of them, they blushed even more, and they didn't know what to say.
Since ancient times, women have always been shy, but if others don't ask, they must not say, even if others have problems, they will reveal at most one or two, which is called reserve.
But Niu Xiangxiang in front of him was completely the opposite, and took the initiative to wipe his saliva.
Does this also mean that she is a prodigal woman?
Thinking of this, Yi Lin couldn't help but shake her head and sighed softly,
"Youkai are youkai after all, and they are really uncivilized!"
Hearing this, unexpectedly, Ling Hu Chong shook his head slightly,
"Sister Lin, I think it's good,"
"Isn't it nice to say whatever you are?"
"It's just ......."
At this point, Unexpectedly, Ling Hu Chong frowned, and said with a wicked smile,
"This Supreme Treasure has not yet recovered its mana, and it is only a mortal. "
"If you really want to live with this cow fragrant cave, when the time comes, one will be a human and the other will be a demon, and I don't know if I can stand it?"
As soon as Linghu Chong's words came out, the women blushed again.
After only saying a few words, the head of Linghu had already considered the step of the cave room.
Yi Lin blushed and bowed her head and said,
"Master Linghu, please stop talking!"
At the same moment,
In the midst of the discussion in the world of comprehensive martial arts, the picture in front of me continues to scroll, and the plot advances.
After everyone heard Niu Xiangxiang's words, they were all stunned,
The most depressing is the Supreme Treasure, which was treated as someone's dish for no reason.
Sha Wujing, who was on the side, saw the conversation between the two, and couldn't help touching his few beards.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie directly slapped Sha Wujing in the face,
"Be smart! There is a dark miasma of demonic energy here, but you must not be careless!"
Sha Wujing, who was interrupted, looked unhappy,
"Who's careless?"
"Am I still unable to deal with these monsters?"
Zhu Bajie crossed his hands on his waist, and he didn't have a good airway,
"Hmph, just get out of the way!"
Just when the two were arguing, they saw a commotion in the demon group.
Take a closer look, this is none other than the Bull Demon King himself.
The tall figure, the intimidating posture, and the overwhelming momentum of all beings, no one can stand it.
Seeing this, the little demons immediately threw down the work in their hands and rushed forward.
The Bull Demon King faced the demons, clenched his fists with both hands,
"Today is a double happiness!"
After hearing the words of the Bull Demon King, the demons looked puzzled and looked at the boss one after another.
It's obviously your sister who got married, how can you say that it's double happiness?
At this time, the Bull Demon King had already guessed the thoughts of the little demons, and immediately explained,
"Today is not only the day when my sister leaves the cabinet, but also the time for my bull to take a concubine!"
However, before the Bull Demon King finished speaking, the dog demon under him immediately instinctively asked,
"You said to take a concubine, then the sister-in-law has no opinion?"
The Bull Demon King was unhappy in his heart, but he still suppressed his anger and explained to the little demons,
"That yellow-faced woman is now in the Flame Mountain 109,000 miles away, even if she knows, she can't help me!"
As soon as the Bull Demon King said this, the little demons understood,
It turned out that the emperor was far away, and the princess of the iron fan couldn't manage it at all.
Only in this way can the bull be unscrupulous, and even openly take concubines!
Soon, the little demons who were indulging in laughter finally came back to their senses and asked about the topic of their new sister-in-law.
"Speaking of which, big brother, can you tell me how you met this new lady?"
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and told the little demons the whole thing.
He paused and said softly,
"I passed by the Luoyang Desert two days ago and saw a beautiful woman lying on the ground dying......"
Just when the Bull Demon King told the little demons about his romantic past, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing on the other side also started to act.
Taking advantage of the little demons' inattention, the two found the Supreme Treasure,
"Senior brother, what should I do now?"
Supreme Treasure nodded, and said directly perfunctorily,
"Okay, no problem. "
He shook off Zhu Bajie and planned to hide.
But just as he walked down, he saw the Bull Demon King leading out the new lady.
If you look closely, this is none other than the Zixia Fairy.
In the small courtyard, the Bull Demon King helped the Zixia Fairy up, and said with a gentle face,
"Zixia, your name is so good~!"
"Come on, come on, I'll introduce my sister and my brother-in-law to you!"
After that, the Bull Demon King directly submerged into the crowd, and pulled the Supreme Treasure and Niu Xiangxiang,
Then he turned around and introduced Zixia,
"Come on, come on!"
"This is my brother-in-law! This is my sister Xiangxiang!"
Zixia glanced at the Supreme Treasure, then frowned lightly, and said to the Supreme Treasure,
"Can you stay here and get married?"
Being asked by the Zixia Fairy like this, the Supreme Treasure instantly became embarrassed.
He smiled faintly and said perfunctorily to the Zixia Fairy in front of him,
"I guess it's okay....."
However, Fairy Zixia did not intend to let go of the Supreme Treasure, but stared at him dead and continued to ask,
"And what about your wife?"
After hearing the conversation between the two, the Bull Demon King was also shocked, and he realized that Zixia and the Supreme Treasure knew each other.
When Niu Xiangxiang heard this, she also asked curiously,
"So you have a wife?"
Now, the pressure is on the Supreme Treasure's side, and the whole scene is starting to suffocate.
Who knew that the Supreme Treasure smiled again, and instantly pushed it all away,
"Divorced!"
Hearing this, Xiangxiang said slightly nervously, "Why have I never heard you talk about it?"
Seeing this, the Bull Demon King instantly became a peacemaker,
"Hey sister! It's common for men to have three wives and four concubines! Don't be so nervous!"
"Brother Xian, are you right?"
In the face of the Bull Demon King's liberation, the Supreme Treasure nodded again and again.
The Bull Demon King turned around, gently stroked Zixia's shoulder, and said softly,
"Purple ....."
"Truth be told, after these two days of getting along day and night, I found that I have fallen deeply in love with you. "
"In order to show my sincerity to you, I propose to you in front of so many brothers!"
"And this moonlight treasure box is a token of love I gave you, I hope you can marry me!"
And after hearing the moonlight treasure box, the Supreme Treasure instantly came to the spirit.
Although he didn't speak, he kept hinting at Zixia with his expression: No matter what, you must agree to the bull's proposal.
Zixia's eyes were moist and thoughtful.
However, before Zixia could speak, the dog demon below jumped up and said,
"I'm against it!"
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he was instantly furious,
"What did you say!"
However, this time it was not the Bull Demon King who stood up first, but the Supreme Treasure,
He took a sharp step forward, and suddenly stood in front of the dog demon,
"What are you talking about! People are talented and beautiful, and they are a natural pair!"
"It's your turn to oppose you, youkai?"
Faced with the rebuttal of the Supreme Treasure, the little demons didn't care about it at all.
A toad demon suddenly stood up and openly objected,
"I've heard that there is a rule for Zixia Fairy to choose a mate, if you can do it, big brother, we will be convinced. "
"She once swore that if anyone could pull the purple sword out of its sheath, it would be her wishful husband. "
When the little demon said this, everyone couldn't help but be stunned,
When the Supreme Treasure heard the words "Purple and Green Sword", he was even more shocked, and the whole person couldn't help but take a step back.
If he remembered correctly, in order to prove his identity to Qingxia, Zixia specially gave the Ziqing Sword to himself.
At that time, Zixia was in such a hurry that she didn't even have time to return it.
Now that the little demon said this, this purple and green sword was like being hit by an evil spirit, and it actually fell by itself.
When the demons saw this, they were all shocked.
"Purple and green sword!"
The bull didn't bother at all, and immediately stepped forward to draw his sword,
Unexpectedly, Zixia took the first step and picked up the sword path on the ground,
"No, it's just a joke I made with everyone. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"It doesn't matter who can pull out this sword or who can't. "
With that, Zixia looked gloomy, turned around and ran away.
Seeing this, the bull was instantly annoyed, and said angrily to the little demons,
"Ah, you bastards are messing around on my turf!"
"Whoever dares to stop me will die!"
At this moment, before Lao Niu finished speaking, he saw the gate slowly open not far away.
A lady in green clothes, leading a group of maids, walked in as if no one was around.
This woman is none other than the Bull Demon King's official wife, Princess Iron Fan.
Mrs. Niu was imposing, walking slowly in front, with a graceful and luxurious bearing.
And the Bull Demon King on the other side learned that the Iron Fan Princess was coming, and the whole cow was also slightly stunned, and he couldn't react at all for a while.
He was like a man who had been caught and raped, and in an instant, the six gods had no owner, and the whole cow also panicked.
"Ahh
And taking advantage of the gap in front of him, the Supreme Treasure dodged and ran towards the backyard.
Until this time, he still couldn't forget Bai Jingjing, and hoped that he could get back the moonlight treasure box as soon as possible.
It is precisely because of this that he tried his best to give Zixia Fairy a look just now, so that she could agree to the bull's marriage proposal, and then get the moonlight treasure box.
But when he came to the backyard, he saw Fairy Zixia sitting there with a sad face.
Supreme Treasure stepped forward and hurriedly asked,
"Why are you hiding here?"
Unexpectedly, the Zixia Fairy instantly drew her sword, and the sharp blade was placed on the shoulder of the Supreme Treasure.
The Supreme Treasure was instantly stunned, and the narration voice that had been rumored to be a 10,000-year-old classic also sounded at this time.
[The sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat at the time.] 】
[But after a quarter of the incense, the mistress of that sword will fall in love with me completely.] 】
[Because I decided to tell a lie.] 】
[Although I have lied countless times in my life, this one is the most perfect in my opinion. 】
Fairy Zixia looked at the Supreme Treasure with hatred on her face, and said viciously,
"If you go one step further, I'll kill you. "
Unexpectedly, the Supreme Treasure turned around, and I don't know when he was already in tears.
He looked at the Zixia Fairy in front of him and said with a sad face,
"You should do it, and I should die. "
"There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it,"
"There is nothing more painful in the world than this, just let your sword cut my throat, don't hesitate any longer. "
"If you could give me another chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. "
"If I had to put a time limit on this love, I would like it to be 10,000 years. "
Hearing this, Fairy Zixia couldn't hold back any longer, and sobbed softly, and even the sword in her hand fell to the ground.
She was moved, and for the first time felt the love from the Supreme Treasure,
Immediately, Fairy Zixia instinctively became worried again,
"So, how are you going to explain it to your lady?"
Supreme Treasure paused, and finally said his purpose,
"Confess!
"So I'm going to get that moonlight treasure box back!"
"Take you back with me, be sure to make it clear to them!"
"No matter what others say about me, I'm not afraid that thousands of people will scold me in the future, and I will bear it alone!"
Fairy Zixia turned her sorrow into joy and continued to ask,
"You're not going to lie to me, are you?"
"I just hate myself, I don't have what it takes to get that moonlight treasure box back!"
When Fairy Zixia heard this, she couldn't help it, and offered to help get back the moonlight treasure box.
The two of them spoke a few more words, and finally decided to find the bull to retrieve the treasure box.
But at this moment, I only heard a sound of footsteps not far away,
The two looked back, but saw the bull walking briskly with the princess of the iron fan.
And after the picture was projected in front of him, there was a barrage of barrage on the entire light screen.
How many people regard this scene as a classic, I don't know how many times it has been mentioned repeatedly,
So much so that to this day, there are still perennial hot jokes and stalks in major forums.
It has been popular since then, and it has been popular for decades now.
"Mrs. Niu! Britney, where's my Britney?"
"I used to call people Xiao Tiantian, but now I call me Mrs. Niu, this line is very Wang Jiawei's style!"
"I suddenly found out that I can do this line too, and it seems that I have been able to do it for many years!"
"The famous scene is here, please read and recite the following full text!"
"This line is obviously borrowed from Chongqing Forest, but it is used for fun!"
"Hahaha! Did you see it, when Zixia held the sword just now, there was a tickling movement......
"Recite the full text, Xing Ye's action lines are simply invincible, the skill is activated, and one word becomes a prophecy!"
"Chongqing Forest, love during the cholera period was originally a lie and a perfunctory word, but in the end it became the truth, I can't laugh or cry!"
"At that time, I am afraid that even the Supreme Treasure himself could not have imagined that one day this lie would come true?"
If you really want to say it, this is the most comedic sentence in the whole play, and of course, it is also the most tragic (money) sentence. "
"Genius always surpasses ordinary people a lot, and it is only after decades that he discovers his preciousness. "
"Why did he tell a lie, but I still cried ......"
"I know this, this paragraph is actually about Bai Jingjing, and after the tightening spell is put on the back, it is said that Zixia listens, but the order is different, and it is completely a tragedy. "
"10,000 years is too long, I hope everyone is only seizing the tide. "
And this time, seeing this, the audience in the entire comprehensive martial arts world was in an uproar again.
Zhongnan Mountain, inside the tomb of the living dead,
The little dragon girl shook a pair of white legs and sat gently on the swing,
After seeing the scene in front of him, he couldn't help frowning,
"How do I feel..... It's not like a lie, it's like it's sincere....."
I have to admit that this passage of Supreme Treasure is really touching,
There are 10,000 years of words mixed between the words, which sounds even more incredible.
Little Dragon Girl has never heard of such words.
Thinking of this, I saw her sigh slightly, and then said,
"As he himself said, this is just one of the countless lies he has told in his life,"
"It's a pity that this time, he still deceived Fairy Zixia,"
"He just wanted to get the Moonlight Treasure Box as soon as possible, so that he could go back to Bai Jingjing. "
But after thinking about it, the little dragon girl shook her head and said slowly,
"He can do this to Bai Jingjing, which is enough to show that he is an affectionate person,"
"To a certain extent, the Supreme Treasure is still a person who can be trusted. "
And the other end.
In the palace of Ruyang Wangfu,
After Zhao Min heard these words at this time, the whole person couldn't help laughing again.
She covered her aching lower abdomen and laughed,
"This guy! I can't imagine that lying is so touching!"
"In this way, Fairy Zixia has been deceived by him again!"
Hebi Weng shook his head and said regretfully,
"This immortal is really simple, and he can even be deceived by mortals several times?".
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