Seeing Ling Lingfa nodding his head and rolling on the ground in front of him, the entire mixed martial arts world seemed to be unable to bear it any longer.
The so-called Ouchi secret agents are all great martial arts masters, but that's all?
Judging from his movements and expressions, this guy doesn't know any martial arts at all.
It can be said that even the most basic and superficial superficial skills are not known.
Seeing this scene in front of him,
Zhu Wuwu couldn't help but widen his eyes in Hulong Villa, and said with a look of disbelief,
"this......This Linglingfa doesn't know any martial arts at all?"
"How did such a guy become an Ouchi spy? It's incredible~~"
Zhu Wuli was also in disbelief for a while.
You must know that no matter what dynasty you are in, if you want to become an Ouchi secret agent, martial arts is the most important condition.
Many Ouchi secret agents came from the martial arts world. Before becoming secret agents, many of them were already masters who could stand alone in the martial arts world.
But this little piece of hair is good, this guy doesn't know anything at all, he is completely an ordinary person.
Although he tried his best to look powerful, he couldn't hide it from Zhu Wuwu, who was a master.
Not only Zhu Wuli, but also Shangguan Haitang and others on the side also had indescribable astonishment on their faces.
I saw Shangguan Haitang's beautiful eyes turning, and she couldn't help but be surprised and said,
"yes.....He doesn't know any martial arts at all....."
"But, since he didn't know any martial arts, how did he catch Ye Gucheng?"
Shangguan Haitang still remembers that just before on the roof, these pieces of hair were so brave that they locked Ye Gucheng in one fell swoop, just like catching an ordinary little thief.
Such hand speed and movements are really amazing. Doesn’t he know a little bit of martial arts?
But seeing the sporadic, clumsy movements and messy expressions on the screen,
Shangguan Haitang finally confirmed that this guy really didn’t know a little bit of martial arts!
Then, she nodded, with the same expression on her face curiously said,
"yes! Since you don't know any martial arts, how on earth did you become an Ouchi spy?"
On the contrary, Duan Tianya and Gui Hai Yida smiled faintly, with interesting expressions on their faces.
Gui Hai Yida crossed his arms in front of his chest, imitating Ximen Chuixue's appearance in the picture, and couldn't help but smile and said,
"That's interesting....."
On the other side, in the tomb of the living dead,
I don’t know what happened. After seeing this paragraph, Xiao Longnu couldn’t help it, and she was laughing so hard.
Nowadays, the ancient tomb is empty, so Xiao Longnu has nothing to worry about.
As waves of silver bell-like sounds rang out, her laughter echoed throughout the tomb.
She grabbed some snacks in her hand, stuffed them into her mouth gently, and couldn't help mumbling to herself,
"Unexpectedly, these little pieces of hair turned out to be such little pieces of hair,"
"Everyone is good at martial arts, but this guy doesn't seem to know anything?"
"If that's the case, how can he be an Ouchi spy?"
In Xiao Longnu's impression, anyone who can become an Ouchi spy is a top martial artist. Not only in the palace, but even in the world, these people are famous figures.
They just appear here and there. , obviously broke Xiao Longnu’s imagination of the Ouchi agents.
At the same time, as the picture was further displayed on the sky, the real life of the Ouchi agents also appeared on the screen.
"Ling Lingfa doesn't know any martial arts at all. I wonder if the emperor will blame him?"
At the same moment, when the entire mixed martial arts world was talking about it, the scene in the sky changed again.
After Ling Lingfa rolled a few times with difficulty, he finally stood up.
He stretched out his hand and took out two pieces from his sleeves. A small stone, with the words"Yin" and"Yang" written on one side of it.
"Your Majesty, these two stones come from under the northern polar regions."
"It has two sides and has magical power"
"If the yang side and the yang side are together, they will repel each other."
"But if the yin side and the yang side are together, opposites will attract."
"These two stones are really magical and can be said to be a major discovery. Wei Chen wants to dedicate them to the emperor."
At this time, the emperor looked at Ling Lingfa with an expressionless face.
Not only the emperor, but also the manager of Nose Hair next to him had a straight face and asked coldly,
"So what's the use?"
After hearing the words of Manager Nose Hair, Ling Lingfa had already made full preparations.
He took out two things like fan blades and said to the emperor with confidence,
"Your Majesty, with this, the two palace maids above will no longer have to fan, nor will they have to work so hard."
"Just like this, as long as the two pieces of fans are connected together, using the principle that same sex repels and opposite sex attracts, if you turn your hands quickly, you can form a strong airflow....."
After all, Ling Lingfa didn't seem to be reconciled at all, and even started to demonstrate it himself.
I saw him connecting two fan blades together and turning them instantly.
As the fan blades rotated faster and faster, a strong gust of wind suddenly appeared.
The force of the wind was so strong that it caused the maids in the palace to retreat repeatedly.
Even the emperor couldn't resist it and couldn't help but stretch out his sleeves to block his eyes.
Fortunately, there was a dragon chair blocking the way, so the emperor didn't fall.
Seeing how powerful his invention was, Ling Lingfa couldn't help but said with joy,
"Your Majesty, you said wouldn't it be nice to have such a fan when the weather is hot?"
"I wonder if the Emperor is interested in distributing new products like mine?....."
However, before Ling Lingfa could finish speaking,
Ling Linggong rushed over from the side.
He clasped his fists and said angrily,
"I was really derelict in my duty if I didn't discipline the little minister well."
After that, Ling Linggong put down his hand and said angrily to Ling Ling,
"Ling Lingfa, don’t mess around!"
At the same time, seeing this scene in front of him, there was another barrage on the entire page.
Su Hang still remembered that when he saw this place for the first time, he just felt it was refreshing.
Not only that, there are many things in this film The meme is still used today and has become a special material for major forums.
One of the lines,"Afa, what are you doing, kid?" has become a common memory for two generations.
At this moment, looking at the barrages on the page, Su Hang couldn't bear it. Stop laughing
"Ling Lingfa is ignorant and incompetent!"
"I think he is playing tricks on you, Your Majesty!"
"The four Baolong tribes are averagely high in Kungfu, but only have a few hairs and know modern technology - Xiangyang Shixianliu"
"Dear friends, I don’t know if you saw it, but the palace maid behind seemed to be laughing just now!"
"Why do I think those craftsmen were inspired by this show? You know, this is the prototype of an electric fan!"
"You must know that talents like Ling Lingfa are definitely a treasure nowadays. Not only do they have a good brain, but they also have super strong execution ability!"
"The old man has said that science and technology are the primary productive forces. There is no master who cannot solve the problem with one shot. If there is, then use another shot!"
"Ha ha! If that's the case, I'm also curious about how this guy Ling Lingfa became Ouchi's spy."
Soon, in the midst of everyone's discussion.
Beili Dynasty, inside Qintian Prison,
Ye Ruoyi could not help but widen her eyes when she saw the scene in front of her.
She had seen many Ouchi spies. , but this is the first time I have met such an Ouchi spy.
Not only does this guy know no martial arts at all, but he also specializes in these things. They are just two stones. Since they cannot be eaten or used, they cannot be used to protect the emperor. , what's the use?
Ye Ruoyi didn't understand at this time, she just shook her head and said,
"If things continue like this, these odds and ends will probably be kicked out of the team soon."
"Such a guy would be suitable to become a carpenter or tailor among the private sector."
"Anyway, he has a flexible mind and a clever mind."
Ye Ruoyi is not optimistic about the future of Ling Lingfa at this time. It's better for this guy not to be a secret agent in Dauchi, otherwise even if he is not hacked to death by the enemy, he might be killed one day for offending the emperor. Give him death alive.
After hearing Ye Ruoyi's words, Qi Tianchen just swept the whisk lightly and said with a smile,
"Hahaha....."
"Such an Ouchi secret agent is quite interesting."(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
At the same time, in the Ruyang Palace, when Zhao Min finished reading the paragraph in front of him, he was laughing so hard that he couldn't close his mouth at all..In all his life, Zhao Min has never seen such a funny scene.
As an Ouchi spy, not only does he know nothing, but he also has to sell his new products to the emperor?
How can there be such a Ouchi spy ? ?
Immediately, Zhao Min finally put away his smile, suppressing the laughter in his heart and said,
"If this kind of thing happened in Meng Yuan, I'm afraid we would have been dragged out and punished long ago."
"This is not a talent show, this is clearly teasing the emperor!"
Hearing this, the two elders Xuan Ming also nodded and said in agreement:
"Yes, this kid doesn’t know any martial arts at all!"
"It is very valuable that the emperor tolerates his performance until now!"
"If it were our emperor, I'm afraid this guy would have been separated from his head long ago....."
After hearing what Hebiweng said, Luzhangke on the side also paused and continued,[]
"Yes, what do these so-called yin and yang stones mean?"
"You must know that as a secret agent, only martial arts is king!"
"Look at Ling Linggong and Ling Lingcai. They are equipped with hard qigong and five elements boxing. These are the weapons for traveling in the world."
Although the martial arts of the other three are far from comparable to those of Xuan Ming and Xuan Ming, they are already much better than Ling Lingfa, who knows nothing.
At this thought, Zhao Min couldn't help but cross his arms with a thoughtful look on his face. Thinking,
"If that's the case, I don't know how it will end this time...."
"This kid's mind is not on martial arts at all!"
The other end.
The Demonic Sect Outside the Territory.
When Meng Chixing saw Linglingfa in front of him, he just nodded and didn't say much.
Completely opposite to everyone's attitude, Meng Chixing here did appreciate it. With his heartbeat racing, he looked at Ling Ling Fa in the picture and felt that this person had a unique skeleton and was a good material for practicing martial arts.
But at this age, he didn’t know any martial arts.
Thinking of this, Meng Chixing couldn’t help but feel regretful. road,
"These bits and pieces are actually good materials for martial arts training, but it’s a pity that I missed the best time to practice martial arts."
"Otherwise, given time, he might not lose the other three."
Meng Chixing has no regard for the martial arts of Ling Lingfa and others.
Whether it is an iron shirt or a golden bell, they are all vulnerable to masters of his level.
Hearing his master say this , the young man Pang Ban also nodded and said with disdain,
"Yes, Master! The same goes for the Gravel Kick and the Five Elements Fist, but they are just embroidered kicks with fancy fists."
"It's okay to deal with the Jin Yiwei with average martial arts skills in the palace, but if you really want to go to the world,"
"Hum! As long as it is inserted in the right place, this golden bell cover is easy to break....."
Soon, in front of everyone in the mixed martial arts world, the picture on the sky screen continued to rotate.
In the picture,
Ling Lingfa almost made the emperor furious because he was not doing his job properly.
When Ling Linggong saw this, even if he stood up to stop him,
Ling Lingfa didn't take it at all.
He gently pushed his boss away and couldn't help but said provocatively,
"correct! I thought of a way to break your iron cloth shirt!"
After that, Ling Ling made a gesture,
"Foyin, come!"
Hearing this, Buddha Yin wearing cassock ran down from the Jinluan Hall.
After the two looked at each other, Ling Lingfa said slowly,
"Your Majesty, that's it!"
"I found that if you put charcoal, saltpeter, and sulfur in a very small space, such as a person's mouth,...."
After saying that, Ling Lingfa turned around and stuffed a detonator into Foyin's mouth.
When Foyin saw this, he also opened his mouth to cooperate, while Ling Lingfa continued,
"If you put another steel ball in it......"
As he spoke, he picked up a steel ball and put it into Foyin's mouth as well.
"Then it detonates. When the inside explodes, the solid turns into gas. The expansion of the gas will produce a powerful force, forcing the steel ball out."
"This kind of power is enough to break stones and divide gold, and even an iron cloth shirt will immediately turn into a piece of rags."
After that, Ling Lingfa glanced back at Ling Linggong and cast a disdainful look.
Being so provoked by Ling Lingfa, Ling Linggong became furious instantly.
You know, this iron cloth shirt is his famous stunt. How can we allow others to insult casually?
What's more, this guy is none other than Ling Lingfa, the most disliked member of the entire Baolong clan?
Thinking of this, Ling Linggong rushed forward with his shirt off,
"What did you say!"
"OK! come on!"
After that, Ling Linggong got lucky and got into a good posture.
Ling Lingfa and Foyin on the other side did not hesitate. He immediately took out a fire and lit the fuse at the corner of Foyin's mouth.
As the fire burst out , Come on, the entire hall is filled with a sense of tension and excitement.
Looking at everyone's curious faces, Ling Lingfa did not forget to remind him,
"The only disadvantage of this weapon is that it will generate high temperature in the mouth when it explodes."
((Zhao)) Therefore, Foyin’s mouth must undergo special training. When the mouth is very tender at first, eat some very hot soup dumplings and steamed buns first."
"Otherwise, I just drink it all in one gulp while drinking hot soup......."
"Foyin's mouth can already withstand a temperature of one hundred degrees. Let me tell you, even if he eats shark's fin, he can eat it faster than others, and he can eat two bowls more......."
After Ling Lingfa said this for a while, the fuse at the corner of Foyin's mouth finally burned out.
The emperor and the manager looked curious and could not help but lean forward, looking forward to what would happen next.
And Ling Linggong on the side was even more so. At first, he was not afraid at all, but when he saw the flashing fire in front of him, and then heard the scary words spoken by Ling Lingfa, the gunpowder and steel balls were mixed together, and even at this time, Lingling Gong was not sure whether he could block this fatal power.
After all, if what that guy said is true, the power of this steel ball is much greater than that of an ordinary sword.
Just as everyone was staring intently, Ling Lingfa let out a loud roar,
"I advise all children not to learn it!"
After that, there was only a sound of explosion.
Smoke flew up instantly, and the shock wave shattered all over the ground. Everyone was stunned for a long time.
Even though Ling Linggong had the magical power of iron cloth to protect himself, he was also frightened by the explosion. After the sound ended, he immediately touched his whole body for a while, and found that he had no scars, and then felt a little relieved.
On the other hand, the Buddha's seal at this time had his lips completely exploded, and his whole body turned into a pig's head.
Amid the pervasive smell of smoke, dust and gunpowder, Foyin held up a mouth that had been completely blown out of shape and asked curiously,
"How is it? Did it succeed?"
Ling Lingfa stepped forward and took out the steel ball from Foyin's mouth.
"Still a little short of....."
Foyin was stunned again and couldn't help but said in surprise,
"It's like my mouth is missing....."
Ling Lingfa said with a sudden look on his face,
"Almost successful, just a little bit closer"
"As long as you give me time to improve it, it should be fine......"
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