At the same time, in the mixed martial arts world, the audience was dumbfounded and shocked when they saw Zhu Zhishan and Sister Shiliu in front of them. Such a picture cannot be considered sexy, it is simply eye-catching. In Yihua Palace, Yao Yue was blushing and didn't know what to say. She had seen promiscuous people, but never such a promiscuous one. Whether it's Sister Shiliu or Zhu Zhishan, their performance far exceeded Yao Yue's expectations.
"these two guys.....In broad daylight, actually...."
"This kind of behavior is too unrestrained, right?"
No matter what Sister Shiliu thinks, in the eyes of Yao Yue, this kind of thing is completely unbelievable.
An unmarried woman is in the woodshed with a strange man....
Not only that, but what kind of movie Beauty and the Beast was played?
Thinking of this, Yao Yue couldn't help but feel liver pain again.
"Isn't Sister Shiliu afraid of people talking behind her back?"
"And Zhu Zhishan, doesn’t he want his reputation?"
Listening to Yao Yue's words and looking at Yao Yue who looked confused in front of her, Lian Xing smiled softly and randomly stepped forward to explain,
"Sister, although everything you said is right"
"But that’s how people in this world are. There are thousands of people, and everyone has their own preferences for carrots and vegetables."
"What we hate may be what others like best, and what we reject may be what others cherish most."
"This pomegranate sister is obviously a person in this way....."
Seeing Lianxing say this, Invitation was also speechless for a while.
Fortunately, this matter was always played by Zhu Zhishan and Sister Shiliu, so it didn't ruin the elegance of Yaoyue watching the movie.
Thinking of this, she lightly waved her sleeves and sighed:
"That’s it!"
"Ten thousand kinds of people have ten thousand ways of living,"
"In this matter, what I think may not be right."
At the same time, in the Sui Dynasty,
Wanwan saw this eye-catching scene in front of her, and then recalled the scenes that almost made people spurt blood, and she was instantly embarrassed.
She blushed. Face, looking at Zhu Zhishan in the light curtain, he said angrily:
"This Zhu Zhishan is really daring!"
"He knew clearly that Hua An was Tang Bohu and was right behind him, yet he dared to become lustful and shamelessly say that he was Tang Bohu?"
At this point, Wanwan was so angry that she stamped her feet.
She knew that Zhu Zhishan was very thick-skinned, but she didn't expect him to be so thick-skinned.
"Fortunately, Sister Pomegranate appeared in time, otherwise Qiuxiang would have been taken advantage of!"
Seeing Sister Shiliu's weird but sexy outfit in the picture, Wanwan's face turned red straight to her neck. With such an outfit, such a dress, and those charming expressions and movements, isn't this... Are those those abominable erotic paintings?
You know, Wanwan was only eighteen or nineteen years old at this time. How had she ever seen this before?
On the other hand, Zhu Yuyan was smiling at the corner of her mouth and looked confident.
She looked at the picture Zhu Zhishan and Sister Shiliu couldn't help but smile lightly and said:
"This was a vicious oath that Zhu Zhishan had sworn by himself. He had no one to blame!"
"This guy, I thought he would be a romantic and talented man, but he turned out to be a thief and gambler!"
"I have never heard of such a talented person."
At the same moment.
In Xueyue City.
Seeing Zhu Zhishan and the enchanting Sister Shiliu in the picture, Li Hanyi smiled again.
It was this smile that revealed the purity and innocence of a fairy.
It must be said that he has never been He who laughs easily was really amused by Zhu Zhishan at this moment.
Especially when he saw Sister Shiliu trying to pretend, it made Li Hanyi smile.
"Are there really people as funny as Zhu Zhishan in this world?"
Until now,
Li Hanyi is not only not tired of Tang Bohu lighting the autumn fragrance at all, but is immersed in it and can't extricate herself.
For so many years, she has been living in Xueyue City.
Although she often goes to theaters and other places, she has never seen Such a funny play.
In the whole"Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", almost every character makes people laugh. So much so that even Li Hanyi didn't realize that time seemed to have passed for a long time.
And with Li Hanyi Han Yi's focus was completely different.
At this time, Sikong Changfeng focused on Sister Shiliu's dress and the whip in his hand.
He touched his head and said to himself curiously,
"Is this fun?"
As the entire mixed martial arts world was buzzing with discussion, the scene changed again, from the woodshed in Washington to the streets.
A group of people quickly attacked, followed by groups of officers and soldiers,
Without saying a word, the officers and soldiers surrounded the entire Washington.
Before everyone in Washington could react, they heard a sound at the door.
"Prince Ning has arrived!"
At this moment, when everyone in the hall heard that Prince Ning was coming, they all frowned and didn't know what to do.
As we all know, in the court, the Grand Master and Prince Ning often had political disagreements. They don't deal with each other, especially recently, the two sides have reached the point of incompatibility.
At this time, King Ning comes to the door, and nine times out of ten, nothing good happens.
But no matter what, King Ning is always King Ning.
As the King of Qin , his status and weight are naturally much greater than that of a small Grand Master.
Seeing Prince Ning come to visit in person, even the powerful Grand Master Hua would never dare to neglect him.
And as the screen continued to scroll, a A middle-aged man in brocade had already arrived in the lobby.
Seeing this, Taishi Hua's old face suddenly changed, he squeezed out a smile, and immediately greeted him.
"I don’t know what the noble Lord Ning is doing?"
In the picture,
Prince Ning made a look to several people on the side, and at the same time squeezed out a smile, and said directly:
"I, Wang Su, heard that the Grand Master was very fond of paintings. I finally found a few authentic paintings of Tang Bohu and wanted to appreciate them with the Grand Master."
After that, King Ning glanced at him, and the scholar immediately took out a painting and spread it out.
This is a picture of hundreds of birds facing the phoenix. The painting is exquisite and unparalleled.
But King Ning wanted to give it to the Imperial Master. When
Taishi Hua saw this, he quickly declined, saying that he could not afford such an expensive painting.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, King Ning became furious.
"Are you trying to force me to get angry by not giving me face?"
Seeing this, Mrs. Hua finally couldn't sit still and joined in in the name of appreciating the painting.
However, Mrs. Hua herself did not appreciate the painting, but called Qiuxiang.
After seeing this painting, Qiuxiang expressed that she was not very interested.
When King Ning heard this, he was even more angry. The paintings that I finally brought here are still considered average by you?
After being reminded by the scholar, King Ning turned around and led an army.
"Since you say that my painting is not good, you must have something better?"
"If you can't take it out, I will go crazy!"
Seeing this scene, Mrs. Hua was unhurried and seemed to be well prepared.
She told Prince Ning and others that although there were no paintings by Tang Bohu in Washington, Tang Bohu himself was a guest in Washington.
After all, Mrs. Hua With a wink, Zhu Zhishan didn't bring them up.
Zhu Zhishan looked confused and had no idea what was going on.
Everyone asked him to draw, but after a while of luck, he actually drew a picture of a chicken eating rice.
Prince Ning didn't believe it. , Zhu Zhishan smiled obscenely, and added a halo to the bird's head.
In this way, the chicken with the halo is Xiaomi, right?
Upon seeing this, before King Ning could get angry, Mrs. Hua slapped her down, Zhu Zhishan was foaming at the mouth on the spot.
However, when they got here, the confrontation between the two sides did not stop.
With a wink from King Ning, a fat man next to him stood up.
"Grand Master Su Wen is very talented. I have a staff general who wants to discuss with you?"
Seeing this, Taishi Hua was also very nervous.
Mrs. Hua even refused frequently on the grounds that Taishi didn't want to bully the younger ones.
Unexpectedly, the fat man didn't show any dignity at all, and just said with a smile,
"Literary discussions are regardless of seniority."
After that, the fat man made the first move and made a very difficult pair.
【There are three masters in one village and two li. They don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, but they teach seven or eight nine students. It's very bold. 】
As soon as this couplet was thrown out, the whole place fell into silence.
Anyone who has read a little knows that this pair contains numbers, and the number of words is extremely large.
It is almost impossible to match this pair in an instant. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
When Master Hua saw this, he was instantly stunned.
What kind of talent does he have?
Seeing that the Taishi Mansion was completely silent, Prince Ning looked proud, thinking that he had waited for a long time and finally waited for the moment to get angry.
Immediately, he waved his big hand and said to his subordinates,
"Go crazy!"
LeTV, before King Ning finished speaking, Tang Bohu suddenly barged in and said he would try it.
Facing the pair thrown by the other party, Tang Bohu almost didn't think and responded naturally:
【Nine out of ten families were poor, and they collected eight or seven cents, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, which was half-hearted and first-class obscene. 】
As soon as these words came out, the whole Washington was silent again.
Taishi Hua took a step forward, lay directly on Tang Bohu's shoulder and shed tears.
Seeing this, the fat man was naturally unwilling to be outdone. He took a step forward and showed his identity.
"I am the No. 1 Scholar of the Seven Provinces and the Staff General. I have the wrong number, the king of the right, and the king of the wrong!"
Faced with the problem of intestinal perforation, Tang Bohu also gave his own answer,
"In Xia Hua'an, I am just a lost little book boy in the world."
On the other side, Prince Ning saw that the little book boy was speechless as soon as he came up.[]
In desperation, Prince Ning even ordered Dui Chuanchang,"You must kill him no matter what today."
Under such a strong smell of gunpowder, the two circled around for a while, and after blowing kisses to each other, the scene exploded instantly.
Tang Bohu can easily match every pair that comes out of Chuanchang.
Until the end of the encounter, the two parties have gone from being a couple to greeting each other's entire family for eighteen generations.
But even if they quarreled, they still couldn't win the quarrel.
In anger, the fat man fell directly to the ground, with blood spurting out from his mouth.
When Tang Bohu saw this, he immediately took out a small fan from his arms and said with admiration,
"The fight was originally for folk entertainment, but today Brother Chuanchang actually vomited dozens of taels of blood during the fight, which is unprecedented, I admire you!"
At the same time, seeing this bloody scene in front of them, the whole Wanmei Villa kept laughing.
Lu Xiaofeng slapped her thigh and laughed non-stop
"This is really interesting for intestinal piercing!"
"Can you really vomit blood? Hua
Manlou also nodded and added softly:
"Brother Lu, that's no wonder. You must know that this pair of Chuanchang is the number one scholar in seven provinces."
"Even today, such people have some degree of fame."
"If you are promoted by a noble person, it will not be difficult to enter the palace and become one of the three nobles and nine ministers."
"Such a person couldn't stand up to a little book boy. This was the reason why he couldn't imagine it."
After hearing what the two of them said, Ximen Chuixue also smiled lightly and said,
"yes!"
"As expected, the truth and wisdom are rare in the world."
"If the couple knew that the book boy was Tang Bohu, Jane would probably not be so angry that she would vomit blood."
Immediately, the scene on the sky changed again.
Seeing that the opponent Chuangchang could not win the whole situation, Prince Ning winked. The fatal scholar finally came up with his final killing move.
This was none other than Tang Bohu's famous painting of that year. A picture of spring trees and autumn frost.
But after the previous lesson, how could Mrs. Hua be willing?
The two had a disagreement and started fighting again. When they were competing for their inner strength, they saw a seductive kick from the deadly scholar, and Hua The lady was knocked away on the spot, and the maids were all bruised and swollen.
Just when the situation took a turn for the worse, Tang Bohu no longer concealed his strength and stepped forward.
After wrestling with the deadly scholar, the two of them won. Before they were separated, the painting was shattered.
When King Ning saw this, he was about to get angry, but he heard the other party said that the picture of spring trees and autumn frost was in Washington.
Just when Qiuxiang was desperate, he had already painted Tang Bohu's picture in an instant. The picture of Spring Trees and Autumn Frost, after being stamped with a big seal, was almost more real than the original version.
In the end, everyone in the Washington Palace took out this picture of Spring Trees and Autumn Frost, and King Ning finally failed to get angry and left in embarrassment with everyone.
However, he won The scholar promised that in three days there would be a bloodbath in Washington.
On the other side, after what happened before, Mrs. Hua finally began to doubt Hua An's identity.
Because no scholar could be like him, not only talented, but also martial arts. Unfathomable.
In the end, Mrs. Hua used Qiuxiang as a threat, and Tang Bohu admitted his identity.
But when he admitted his identity, what greeted him was not tea and wine, but chains.
Because of Mrs. Hua's feud with the Tang family, she has been She regarded Tang Bohu as a thorn in her flesh and wanted to get rid of him quickly.
Because of this, she put deadly poison in the tea for Tang Bohu, but Tang Bohu took the opportunity to change the subject and said that the most strange poison in the world was the Tang family's smile. Half-step epileptic.
In the picture, the two people are sitting together and introducing their own poison.
As the advertising slogans rise, the two people say something to each other, making the audience laugh non-stop.
Hua: [Eat Anyone who loses his life in one day will lose all his martial arts in one day, his muscles and veins will flow backwards, his thoughts will be wild, and he will become obsessed with it, and finally his blood vessels will burst and die.]
Tang: [That’s right! And he ate half-stepped with a smile. Friends, as the name suggests, must not walk half a step or smile, otherwise the whole body will explode and die. It is really a home trip.]
He: [A must-have medicine.]
Seeing the scene in front of me,
Yue came to the inn,
Xiao Feng couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter instantly
"Hahaha!"
"How does this look like it's been poisoned? This is clearly two people acting!"
"This Tang Bohu is really smart, Xiao Feng admires him!"
Hearing what Xiao Feng said, Duan Yu couldn't help but nodded and said softly:
"Such a person should be reused by the imperial court. How can he be allowed to express his love for the mountains and rivers among the people?"
As the two people talked one after another, the scene on the sky screen changed again.
Mrs. Hua naturally did not believe Tang Bohu's words. In desperation
, Tang Bohu had no choice but to take out the poison.
When Mrs. Hua saw this, she grabbed the poison and
The two quarreled again, and Mrs. Hua was so anxious that she looked like she was going to take drugs. Unexpectedly,
Tang Bohu had quick eyes and quick hands and stuffed the pill into Mrs. Hua's mouth.
The two of them each took the poison, and the scene instantly became awkward.
However, , Mrs. Hua never thought of giving in, she still wanted Tang Bohu to die.
In the scene, Qiuxiang came to Mrs. Hua's room to plead for Tang Bohu.
Unexpectedly, Mrs. Hua ignored her at all, and looked determined to mess with Tang Bohu.
Qiuxiang listened carefully He didn't refute it at first, but after Mrs. Hua said she was tired, she began to understand her feelings and move her rationally.
"Madam, please be merciful, why would both sides suffer?"
Mrs. Hua pushed Qiuxiang away.
"How can it be difficult for a person with a smile and a half-step to get me?"
"At worst, if you don’t smile, you won’t be able to walk!"
After saying that, Mrs. Hua instantly jumped up and jumped out of the door.
Then she said"Oops" and fell to the ground. ps: Thanks to the boss [Sheng Yue] for the monthly ticket, thanks to the bosses for subscribing, and I wish you all a happy weekend. Soil!.
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