Opening lightning strike!
Such a scene made all the audience stunned for a moment, followed by bursts of laughter.
What's the reason for this sudden change in painting style?
Isn't it a bit?
Too abstract?!
In the ice and snow, everyone is in danger....But there is a mysterious woman who is calm and composed?
The feeling of growing grass is overwhelming - especially Fu Hua's sunny and confident smile, really makes people doubt that this is really the Red Kite Immortal who protects the land of China in the legend of China?
Immortal, why did you start a business in the sea?!
Are you accepting endorsements or advertising?
"puff...."
"Hahahahaha!"
Kiana has been amused by this scene.
It's outrageous enough to endorse the European Emperor Lottery.
Why do you want to endorse a warm jacket?
A Shangxian brand warm jacket?
Who came up with such an outrageous name?
Yes. Isn't it a little too straightforward?
"I think this kind of advertisement is not suitable for you, it kind of ruins your personality!"
Theresa suppressed a smile.
It's no problem to accept endorsements and advertisements.
But at least you have contact with someone high-ranking!
What is a warm jacket? Even if you enter people's lives with a down-to-earth attitude, you won't enter like this.!
"I.....Hey."
Hearing this,
Fu Hua opened her mouth, but in the end she said nothing.
Her expression looked quite helpless. She originally thought that the sticker on the lottery box was already persecuting her, but she didn't expect that it would really The disaster is yet to come
【"To deal with the cold wave, all you need is a high-quality fairy-brand warm jacket."
She felt extremely ashamed just thinking about it.
This is more than just a bad character design?
This is a blasphemy against the immortals!
They are not touched by the mortal world, they are born as immortals.....The last character design was just a demon who must be killed!
But what about now?
Red Kite breeder, Shangxian endorsement lottery, Shangxian brand warm jacket.
What's next?
Xianren brand thermos?
Xianren electric lamp?
Xianren drinking water?
It’s unimaginable!
In the video
, as the advertisement begins to play, the advertising words enter the formal introduction phase.
A deep male voice narrates. ringing in the ears——
【"Shangxian brand thermal jacket, Tianming’s first Xian 28 method thermal equipment, a thousand years of research and development, new Cunjin F processor, self-adaptable to 568 types of harsh weather"】
【"Even if you encounter an ice pig"】
【"Ice King"】
【"Or the owner of the refrigerator can also help you cope with it"】
The screen switches.
A frozen lady beibeilong came into view.
Her tone sounded very aggrieved
"The owner of the refrigerator used to bring people to bully me and asked me if I dared to move....."
But the next moment.
Ms. Beibeilong's tone suddenly became brighter.
"But since I got the Shangxian brand thermal jacket, I am no longer afraid of her!"
After the user response.
The voice of the advertisement continues
【"The last one hundred pieces, the last one hundred pieces left, order now!"]
Kiana appeared out of nowhere at this time.
Her eyes were shining and she asked.
"So, where can I buy it?"
【"Shangxian brand thermal jacket is now included in the Tianming value gift pack, and you will get a free gift if you buy it now....."】
However, the advertising slogan is not finished yet.
He was interrupted by Theresa.
The scene also returns to the stage of the European King Lottery Box
"Grandpa, where in the world is there any European Emperor lottery box? You're lying again, right?"
Destiny.
Such a scene made Youlandel helplessly lift her forehead.
"A bit...."
"Unexpected!"
What is this and what kind of stuff is this?
Even if you change the name, call it Valkyrie Armor?
Doesn't it sound more reasonable?
It's a broken thermal jacket. It takes a thousand years to develop this thing? What is Tianming doing to develop this thing
?
?!
We won’t fight Honkai in the future.
Have we changed to TV shopping?!
How outrageous!
No matter how miserable Destiny is, he won’t rely on selling coats to make money, right? If that day comes, Hollander resigns for the first time.
She I don’t want something like Tianyuan Man’s gloves to pop up!
"Ahem!"
"If you heard correctly, the voice reading the advertisement seems to be.....Lord Bishop?"
As Otto's caring assistant,
Rita could hear it in an instant.
This advertisement was definitely read by Otto!
However, the voice was deliberately closer to the style of a shopping guide.
It had to be emotional.
Bishop Can you even do this?
Sure enough!
The Lord Bishop is omnipotent.
Now it is really doubtful. Is there anything else that the Lord Bishop does not know?
"Bianca"
"Do you think that if the world is truly peaceful forever?....In which direction is destiny going to develop?"
Otto suddenly raised this question.
This made Youlan Daier stunned.
Bishop, what do you mean?
Do you really want to change Destiny into a business group?
All Valkyrie live broadcast to bring goods?
Black Tower Space Station
"What a strange style!"
Heita last saw an advertisement of this style......Still, when the company was selling microwave toilets, she couldn't even figure it out now.
Such advertising words and style.
On what day did you come up with this idea? but....
Can't help but think about it.
If the simulated universe is promoted in this form.
What will be the effect?
【"The Black Tower simulation universe is jointly developed by many genius club members. It is your best choice for leveling up training and exploring the unknown."】
【"Only 100 places left!"】
【"The last 100 places!"]
By the way, I would like to find a star to play the role of Beibei Long and provide feedback on the use.
This is simply....
Too abstract!
It’s outrageous just thinking about it!
In the video, at this time, both Kiana and Theresa have taken off their disguises one after another, preparing to reveal Otto's true face.
And I saw that it was my granddaughter.
Otto panicked instantly
"Dedede....Teresa?"
"Granddaughter, don't make trouble, grandpa is making new year's money for you."
Otto also tried to awaken the family affection in Theresa's heart.
But Otto did not think about it.....A few minutes ago, Teacher Chi Yuan tried to awaken the"respect for teachers" in their hearts, but the result was the result.
It was exchanged without mercy by Theresa and Kiana.
However.
Just when the two parties were at a stalemate.
Suddenly a familiar voice sounded from the audience
"Principal?"
"What a coincidence, are you here to buy groceries too?"
Theresa recognized the owner of the voice at a glance.
"Fu Hua!"
"We've been looking for you for so long, but we didn't expect you to be here doing bad things with Otto?!"
Hearing this,
Fu Hua seemed a little guilty.
"ah?"
"Isn't this a food market promotion? Ah hahahaha, sorry, I went to the wrong place....I'm leaving first!"
Fu Hua turned around and wanted to run away, but Kiana called him back.
"Monitor, come back here!"
"cough....that...."
"We agreed at first that we were just going to take a few photos, so I...."
Fu Hua was carrying a vegetable basket.
Explaining a little awkwardly
"Fu Hua, you are too stupid. Do you know the consequences of using this lottery box?"
Theresa accused Fu Hua mercilessly.
However, Fu Hua was also a little confused.
Lottery box?
What lottery box?
"ah?"
"Didn't Otto say at that time that he would endorse rice cookers? How did it become a lottery box?"
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After hearing this, the audience finally understood what the truth was.
It turned out that....
Fu Hua was also deceived by Otto.
"Let me just say, how could the squad leader endorse something like the European King Lottery? It turned out that he was endorsing a rice cooker......Rice cooker?!"
It is true that she did not endorse the lottery box.
However, the rice cooker is even more outrageous than the lottery box!
It is the same style as the warm jacket just now, with one kitchen utensil and one piece of clothing.
Fu Hua, Fu Hua....
Scope of involvement.
It’s quite broad!
"It’s really hard to imagine what kind of mentality the squad leader had in agreeing to these endorsements."
I don't know what Otto told Fu Hua.
Could it be....
Giving away eggs for taking pictures?
Theresa and Kiana were also shocked when they learned the truth. did not expect.
Otto actually lied to his spokesperson?
However, Otto ran up to Fu Hua with a flattering look on his face at this moment.[]
"hey-hey~"
"Great Immortal, long time no see, this is a lucky draw. Do you want to try your luck?"
Even at this moment.
Otto is still thinking that if he can collect a piece of wool, it will count as one.
He pushed Fu Hua to the lottery.
"Why? Fu
Hua doubtfully put his hand into the lottery box.
After some exploration, he pulled out many cards at once.
Most of them were super rare cards, and the golden light almost blinded Fu Hua.
Looking at these cards,
Fu Hua was silent for a short time.
Then, his whole person seemed to be bathed in holy light.
"Oh my God!"
"Oh my God!!!"
"I shipped it, shipped it, shipped it!"
Her voice came from the bottom of her heart.
At this moment, Fu Hua seemed to see the goddess of luck reaching out to herself.
"I have never drawn such a good ten-game winning streak!"
"Nine-star weapon, ten-star stigmata!"
"the most important is...."
"There is also the Taixu Sword God that I have never drawn before!"
Those golden cards seemed to have washed Fu Hua's soul, sublimating her consciousness at this moment.
But....
"Help!"
"Why? Why? Why?!"
"Why am I being asked to draw such a good ten in a row? What if I can’t draw again in the future?"
Fu Hua couldn't help but let out a miserable cry.
Her eyes were already filled with tears due to excitement.
She looked at Otto angrily.
"No!"
"This is absolutely impossible!"
"What kind of crooked thing is this lottery box?"
The immortal knows her luck well. She is a non-chief among non-chiefs. In this life!
Her luck has never been so good. The fortune teller told her that she is destined to be against the Emperor of Europe!
So!....
There is definitely something wrong with this lottery box!
"Say it quickly!"
Fu Hua glared at Otto.
He pressed for the truth.
Quantum Sea.
Xiao Shi was almost lying on the ground laughing at this outrageous scene.
What impression has Fu Hua always had in her mind?
Old-fashioned!
Boring!
Unsmiling.!
Even a little stupid!
But in the video.....
"Old antique, I didn’t expect you to have such a day? What was that expression just now? Why does it seem to be sublimated when you draw a prize?"
The scene just now.
There is no doubt about it.
It is definitely a masterpiece of abstract art!
Just write two pieces of grass on Fu Hua's face.
"Is she really that unlucky?"
Xie'er was a little confused.
How unlucky can a person be that he would question his life when he is lucky and absolutely deny himself because of his luck?
"Unlucky?"
"Speaking of which, it is indeed quite unlucky!"
Seeing helplessly that his best friends were either killed in battle, or disappeared due to time but unable to do anything.
He took on a few apprentices and tried his best to teach everything.
But in the end, they were all stabbed in the back by seven apprentices.
They were taken away by Otto to join the destiny. Finally, there was another"Red Kite Immortal, I didn't lie!""
It's no exaggeration to say. 747 Fu Hua's life.
Most of it was spent in misfortune......
Faced with Fu Hua's questioning, Otto could only explain with an awkward smile.
"because...."
"There are many outstanding people in Ouhuang Mountain, and this treasure box was born due to Feng Shui."
But such an outrageous statement.
Even Theresa wouldn't believe it.
You are a European no matter what, so why are you talking about Feng Shui?
"Talking nonsense again"
"Fortunately, I brought this!"
Theresa rummaged in her pocket for a while, and then took out a robot from her pocket like Dora A.
Then she came out.
"Measurement! lie! Thai! Tan!"
After the Titan was placed on the ground, it immediately turned into a huge robot and started dancing.
Theresa sneered.
"snort!"
"This is the messenger of justice who can distinguish all lies, the Lie Detector Titan!"
When Fu Hua saw this situation, he immediately stepped forward
"I ask you again, where did this lottery box come from?"
However,
Otto looked very disdainful.
He did not believe at all that this robot could detect lies.
He still maintained his previous statement.
"This lottery box is the result of the feng shui of this place......Ouch!"
But before he finished speaking,
Otto's head was hit hard by the Lie Detector Titan. It was obvious that this sentence was a lie.
"You are lying!"
But Otto continued to quibble.
"Red Kite Immortal, I didn’t lie!"
This time.
Otto was directly knocked out by the iron fist of the Lie Detector Titan, leaving only screams and a light spot on the horizon.
Seeing this effect.
Kiana on the side couldn't help but be surprised
"Auntie, is this thing of yours really useful?"
Hearing this,
Theresa looked very proud.
"Of course, I can be the smartest Valkyrie."
But the next second - the Lie Detector Titan also hit Theresa on the head, and Theresa couldn't help but cry in pain.
And the video gradually fell into darkness.
St. Freya
Himeko lightly He patted Theresa's head lightly.
She felt a little emotional.
"oops....It seems that from today on, Theresa is the dumbest Valkyrie ever certified!"
Teresa, Tere is stupid.... sound.
It's surprisingly suitable?
"Yes, it seems that even if my aunt puts on stargazing clothes, she still can’t catch up with stargazing in terms of IQ!"
Kiana nodded.
She agreed with Ji Zi's statement.
"Jizi, Kiana......What are you talking about?"
Theresa put her hands on her hips and looked at Jizi angrily.
Video behavior.
Don't rise to the level of yourself. Don't you understand?
Besides!
The lie detector titan only proved that she was not the smartest, not that she was The stupidest Valkyrie.
Maybe....
She is actually the second smartest Valkyrie!.
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