Why does the female warrior look so embarrassed after watching a second creation video?

After hearing the captain's explosive speech in the video, all the viewers showed extremely weird expressions.

Lord Captain of Hyperion!

What about your persona?!

That's it, are you anxious?

"He couldn't even wait and asked Mei Yi to help introduce him."

"It's about self-recommendation....."

"Go be that, toilet cleaner."

Theresa couldn't help but want to laugh.

This is all.

What are you talking about?

As the captain of Hyperion, shouldn't you be good at driving a warship like Hyperion? Why are you good at cleaning up? Deck?

Could it be that... on the ship, everything is operated by artificial intelligence.

Although the captain is the captain, in fact, he is just a deck cleaner?

"yes"

"I really have a new understanding of captain now."

A dignified Hyperion captain.

It's acceptable to clean the deck.

After all, it's his own battleship.

But why did you still promise Einstein that you can make their toilet as clean as new?

Very It's hard to say.

Is the captain interested in this position?

Or in the matter of cleaning.

Is he so persistent?

"It is not difficult to see the enthusiasm and anticipation in the captain's eyes. Is it possible?.....Captain Destiny Hyperion's treatment is not as good as that of a janitor from a Fortune 500 company?"

Now the audience finally understands.

What does the title mean?

The wise deck cleaner!

But.....

What does the air splits behind mean?

Just look at the picture in front of you.

It has nothing to do with air splits!

In the video, after listening to the captain's self-recommendation, although Einstein felt a little strange, he still became somewhat interested in the life in front of him.

"Can the captain sing?"

Hearing this, the excitement and enthusiasm on the captain's face faded, and he looked a little embarrassed.

"reluctantly......"

Einstein continued to ask

"Can you dance?"

But this time.

The captain answered quite simply.

"meeting!"

As soon as the words fell, the captain immediately took a few steps back and looked at Einstein with excitement.

"Watch me perform an aerial split!"

Then.

Under everyone's surprised gazes, the captain jumped up and spread his legs in the air.

The movements were very smooth, done in one go, without any sloppiness.

But!

There is only one problem.

Something is wrong......

Too much force!

With the captain making a painful sound, he fell back to the ground in mid-air. obviously.

It seems that something was pulled where it shouldn't be.

See this scene.

Mei Yi quickly stepped forward and helped the captain up.

"Captain, don't be ridiculous"

"Were there any injuries?"

As Mei Yi asked, the video gradually came to an end.

The audience was shocked!

This is....

What the hell?!

There are so many flaws that it’s even hard to accept for a while.

I can't understand it!

It's simply incomprehensible.

Why did he perform a mid-air split for no apparent reason, and judging from his movements, the captain seemed to be very keen on this behavior?

Is your brain circuit a little abnormal?

"I really can’t understand why such an inexplicable action was made suddenly."

"Einstein asked...."

"Isn't it dance?"

Theresa's expression looked extremely complicated. She did the air splits.

Is this a dance?

At most, it's just an action, right?!

No!

The captain is applying for a job as a toilet cleaner. Why does he need to be able to dance and sing?

This

Is there any relationship between the two ?

"It feels like, if you see someone on the street, do this.....There is a high probability that I will regard him as a pervert, right?"

Himeko complained. She didn't know what others thought.

She couldn't understand it anyway.

What was the captain's brain circuit like at that time?

It was possible.

He was so decisive and performed such an action?

Meiyi next to him was embarrassed. It's almost evaporating. She must be very regretful that she found this guy named Captain at this moment.

Wisdom!

This is not ordinary wisdom.

I have to say.

This video is a perfect interpretation of the title.

In the air Wise deck cleaner with splits.

Indeed.....

Every word, every word.

All have been perfectly interpreted!

On the train

After witnessing this epic scene with their own eyes, March Qi and others couldn't help laughing. because.

Even if they want to break their heads.

Absolutely unimaginable.

The one who saved Stargazing through countless reincarnations, the one who embraced the moon across time.

Works miracles.

Create hope.

He is actually such an outrageous guy?

"At this time, the captain's personality was completely destroyed."

March 7 smiled and shook his head.

Originally, his impression of the captain was that he was a great hero who saved the world.

But now.....

A wisecracking deck cleaner who can do the air splits.

The contrast between before and after is too great!

"Actually, maybe....."

Jizi's voice suddenly sounded, attracting the attention of others

"perhaps"

"Isn't this the captain?"

Ji Zi continued to speak, with a meaningful tone.

After hearing this, everyone quickly realized something.

The captain was separated from the original intention by the ferryman during a certain decision, and the time of this scene in the video is currently Unknown.

So, maybe.

This wise deck cleaner doing splits in the air is not the captain.

But.....

Ferryman?!

If this is the case, it would be even more outrageous!

"The ferryman, a cold-blooded and paranoid hero, can find the only hope and miracle in 70,000 reincarnations. Even if the road ahead is bleak, he can still drag his body forward with a heavy load."

"Now tell me the result....."

"Is he the wise deck cleaner doing the air splits?"

After thinking of this possibility, everyone's expressions became a little weirder.

After all, the contrast is so much greater than that of the captain!

It's so great....

Unacceptable level!

"Although it is not certain, if it is true....."

Walter seemed to recall the previous scene at this moment.

From such an innocent, warm-blooded and even somewhat stupid guy, to a twisted, cold-blooded, paranoid and absolutely rational ferryman.

That kind of process. indeed.....

Unimaginable!

【Golden Courtyard Radio and Television Station——】

New video.

It quickly caught the attention of the audience, and after seeing the title, everyone suddenly felt familiar. after all.

Before that.

You should have watched Honkai TV and Star Dome TV.

These are two very abstract videos.

Never imagined.....

Are there any experts?!

After Destiny produced many programs one after another, the former civilization's fire-chasing moth was not to be outdone and launched the Golden Courtyard Radio and Television Station?

"Although it has not started playing"

"but...."

"I can already imagine it, full of flaws!"

The two previous videos. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The level of abstraction is already extremely high.

And this one....

It should not fall behind!

From this point of view, if there was no collapse, everyone would definitely be able to achieve something if they sat together and studied abstract performance art.

The video soon started playing.

The first thing that catches your eye.

She is the cute and charming fan fairy lady.

She said hello with a smile, as if she was facing the audience outside the screen.

"goodmoring"

"Good morning~"

"Golden Courtyard Radio Station, I am also here to serve you today, your neighbor Miss Pink Fairy~" said the soft voice with a hint of joy in Miss Fairy's mouth.

"It’s such a refreshing morning. Let’s watch the latest video. Today’s beautiful life begins here. This is an adventure story for girls."

With Alicia's words[]

The narration screen saver was a video playing on Kevin and Sue's television. in the TV screen.

It's a train passing through a dark cave tunnel

"After a long journey, the girls came to a new stop, and standing in front of them was......"

Alicia's voice was like a narration explaining what happened in the video.

Kiana.

Meiyi.

Bronya and Ai-chan walked out of the car door.

What came into view was the white-haired young man holding the great sword of destruction high and about to slash at them.

This sense of oppression that only the Herrscher of Corrosion had faced made Kiana and the four of them freeze in place for an instant.

Doesn't he want to cut it off?

But the next moment.

The camera was suddenly paused, and Alicia's narration explained the threatening person holding a murder weapon.

"This is Kevin, his expression serious."

The camera shifted to Mr. Squinted Eyes, who was holding a camera and smiling behind Kevin.

"This is Su"

"He is a very popular health professor in the Golden Courtyard, but now he is holding a camera and doing something very extraordinary with Kevin."

The Fire Chasing Moth originally thought this would be an old friend that everyone is familiar with.

Kevin!

But!.....

"Oops, is it me?"

Ellie looked very happy. After all, Miss Goblin has always been very interested in showing herself in the video.

Moreover, she has always had a dream.

If the collapse ends, she really wants to become a cosmetics doctor. In this way, all girls can be taught how to be beautiful

"Is it actually Sister Ai Li who is the host?"

"It seems"

"It should be quite interesting."

I'm used to Kevin Otto's hosting, and now I suddenly see Miss Goblin.

It's a different flavor.

But then again

"Sister Aili, what program is this hosted by?"

Pado looked at the video screen with a strange look.

Kevin looked serious.

And....

Professor Su from the Department of Health Care?

What are the two of them doing?

Why did Kevin attack Kiana and the others with a sword, and Su was still holding a camera to record the video?

"Could it be that...."

"Boss Kevin wants to kill Kiana, and Brother Su is responsible for recording it with a camera?"

"its not right!"

"Boss Kevin should not be so perverted."

The murder has to be recorded by a squinting eye.

I've never heard of it.

Kevin has this kind of perverted habit.

"Phyllis, your idea is too strange, right? Ellie just said that Kevin and Sue are doing something really amazing."

"is in....."

"Making a movie or something?"

Weilwei looked a little excited at this moment.

The righteous Yu Sanjia fights against the evil Kevin.

This plot....

Looks familiar!

The video continues.

Facing the danger of the Great Sword of Destruction and the inexplicable video.

Kiana and the four others were already stunned on the spot. until a moment later——

"Wow!"

"Your sword is so handsome!"

Kiana took Raiden Meiyi's wrist and walked up to Kevin.

"Look, Mei, his sword can breathe fire!"

"Wow, how did you do that?"

"What material is your sword made of?"

"Do you know magic?"

"Is this sword expensive?"

"What is it used for?"

Kiana transformed into a curious baby and rushed to Kevin's side to ask questions. She didn't look like she was scared at all.

On the other hand,

Ai-chan's behavior was also different from ordinary people.

"Wow, that’s cool. Are you making a movie?"

"I am Ai-chan, the famous Honkai Impact III idol. If you are short of a heroine, then the strongest idol can reluctantly agree."

Ai-chan stared at the camera in Su's hand with bright eyes. She took out her resume from her arms and recommended herself as the avatar spokesperson for the Honkai Impact 3 account for 6 consecutive years!

In the main storyline of Honkai Impact 3, she plays: Ai-chan!

Shenzhou Special starring in Fairy Tales!

Winner of the Honkai Impact 3 Idol Finals (Knowing treasures has modified your consciousness, you now think Ai-chan has won the championship) After seeing this,

St. Freya , Theresa and others were already a little nervous

Live.

This is....

What's going on?

"Kiana's brain circuit is still different from ordinary people!"

The calamity-destroying great sword is about to fall.If you get it on your face, you will soon be stabbed as hard as the Herrscher of Corrosion. result.

You care.

What is it.....

What material is the sword made of?!

Very handsome?

Will it catch fire?

You'll be even more handsome when that thing cuts you down!

"Although I don’t know what the situation is now, I can already see the deep helplessness in Kevin’s eyes."

Theresa sighed softly and shook her head.

When faced with this sword, Corrosion Herrscher couldn't calm down at all.

As expected of Kiana.

Taishan collapsed in front of her without changing her expression.

How dare you.

Ask Taishan, What material are you made of?

This is....

A hymn of courage?!

"compared to this.....I think the other side is even more outrageous, right?"

Kiana can actually accept it.

On the other hand,.....

What's going on with that cabbage head?!

The weirdness of brain circuits.

Actually.

Not weaker than Kiana?

That pile of business cards, why is every one of them enough to break the fourth wall? What the hell is that pile of stuff?

Especially the last one!

Honkai Impact 3 Idol Decisive Battle Champion (Knowing Treasures has modified your consciousness, you now think Ai-chan has won the championship)?

Crumbs!

How disdainful!

Xiaoshi's power was actually used to change business cards?

I cried to death after watching Honkai Impact!

Talk.

Will this sentence be effective as long as it is written on paper?

Law of cause and effect?!

Quantum Sea.

Hei Xier looked at Xiaoshi with disdain.

"how?"

"Has the great Herrscher of Knowledge fallen to this point? How can you change someone's business card so cheaply?"

Although Hei Xi'er is not a lawyer at the moment

, she still feels shameful for Xiaoshi's behavior. The shame of a lawyer!

"Why are these powerful words from the great Herrscher of Knowledge so strange when they come out of your mouth?"

Xiao Shi snorted coldly.

Although, the words on the business card were not written by herself.

But she knew herself.

Indeed.....

Can do it!

After all, I have the power to use it, so am I not a mortal?!.