I asked you to participate in The Masked Singer, but you turned into a star king

At the end of the film, Jiang Li didn't do anything like he did in his previous life, it was just a dream.

This is not because Rebirth+Dream is a defense.

In fact, the + here is not a big problem. After all, it is a comedy film, and Charlotte is desolate... A dream may give movie fans some comfort.

However, Charlotte's character design is objectionable... The reason why Jiang Li deserves the ending is because Charlotte is not worthy of Ma Dongmei...

The ending of the original film was a bit stuck in his throat.

So he directly arranged scenes of AIDS wards... the whole film ended.

When the end credits started to roll, the scene was quiet for a while, and many people could be seen reminiscing.

The meaning is still not finished.

Someone suddenly shouted:"Awesome!!!"

Suddenly, the premiere venue seemed to have pressed the play button, and there was a dense"947"-shattering applause and laughter throughout the audience.

"nice!"

"Very pleasant surprise!"

"I never thought it could be so funny before I came here!"

"Those lines were so ridiculous, I can actually remember a lot of them after watching them, awesome!"

"……"

When the audience was in awe, Yang Mi was completely relieved. Jiang Li smiled and walked onto the stage holding her hand and Happy Twist.

Seeing the main creative staff, the applause from the audience became even more fierce, mixed with hysterical"Jiang Li is awesome""……

At this moment.

Gui Jianchou stood up again.

Everyone looked over, and Jiang Li also looked at him. Everyone had not forgotten the unruly look of this industry ghost Jianchou at the beginning.

I don’t know what he said.

Guijianchou groaned:"Let me slow down... Let me talk about the tone first. This is a movie that I never expected before I came here."

"The Internet has transformed the laughter of a generation. I would describe it as a revolution, and those of us who browse the Internet all day long have been transformed by the baptism of this revolution.

Then people found that Chunxi's sketches were getting less and less funny, comedy movies were becoming more and more"joke-like", and movie fans would always find that more and more lines seemed familiar."

"The worst thing is to shorten the time for a certain joke, which often happens out of nowhere and makes people embarrassed."

The atmosphere at the scene was a little strange.

Gui Jianchou:"Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about Charlotte's worries.

I would like to call it the trend of laughter!"

"Real comedy movies do not rely on telling jokes to achieve comedy effects. Otherwise, if the audience scrolls through Weibo every day, it will be much more exciting than watching a movie.

Real comedy movies rely on actors' body movements, expressions, demeanor, creativity in costumes and makeup, carefully arranged dramatic conflicts, satire of reality, and ridicule of life. Obviously……"

Having said this, Gui Jianchou looked at Jiang Li and gave a thumbs up in conviction:"You did it!"

Bang! Snapped! Snapped!

In an instant, there was a wave of applause, and the audience cheered desperately.

Gui Jianchou's words reached everyone's hearts, and at this moment they also felt a huge unexpected surprise.

No one dared to imagine that Jiang Li's first comedy movie would be so terrifying!

……

Back in the nanny car, Yang Tianzhen looked solemn and worried.

Suddenly she said:"Bingbing, how much box office do you think this movie can have?"

"At least a billion."Bingbing said.

Yang Tianzhen raised her eyes. It was a ridiculous box office prediction, but she actually vaguely believed it.

She suddenly didn't feel so resentful about Xiaopang coming to Jiang Li's movie premiere without consulting her.

She wrote, directed, and acted.

She also started a company-led project...

It seemed that she had the qualifications to stand on her own feet and serve as a domestic entertainment chess player.

The more she thought about it, the more terrifying this person became.

Yang Tianzhen took a breath:"Maybe. He will never be the next Xu Zheng!"

Fan Xiaopang burst out laughing when he heard this.

Pfft... Xu Zheng next?

Smaller.

Smaller pattern!"

…… the other side.

Mr. Yin, the film critic, also looked shocked when he walked out of the screening room.

In fact, the subject matter of this film is very tacky and the concept is quite unsavory. It caters to the sour grapes mentality of many viewers and is extremely low-grade.

But technically it is astonishingly extraordinary. It integrates the crazy comedy plot into the world of the play very naturally, and translates the emotions that have to be stirred up into laughs one by one. The degree of completion is close to that of Star Master.

He couldn't even think of how Jiang Li took the picture!

It can only be attributed to the talent of psychic!

The people nearby were all excitedly whispering to each other, discussing the lines and plot of the movie...0

"This movie is going to be a hit!"(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

This was a strong thought that came to Mr. Yin's mind. Looking at the fans on Weibo who were waiting for him to try the poison, he lit a cigarette and started thinking.

Crack!

"Before watching the movie"Charlotte", I suggest you go to the hospital to get an enema first. Anyway, enema is also called intestinal hydrotherapy, and doing it once in a while is quite good for the body.

A scientific enema can ensure that a person does not need to leave his seat to use the toilet during the subsequent movie viewing.

In our limited lifetime, how many movies can be released in mainland China that are worthy of the audience's enema?

Coincidentally.

The opening of 2019 welcomes such a film!

The laughs in this film are so dense that as long as you dare to miss the last one, you will definitely miss the next one.

So my advice to everyone when watching the movie is: every time you laugh for three seconds, quickly recall your relatives and friends who have unfortunately passed away or your dream lover, and pull back your emotions.

Just think about Ah San's Gandi. He is so thin and never eats. He is so pitiful.

When the closing credits came out, the two female audience members sitting in the row in front of me were completely out of control. They were shaking each other's bodies crazily. They couldn't bear to spend dozens of yuan to buy a pack of sanitary napkins. When they opened it, they found that they were actually It feels like buying a flying saucer. 0.4

By the way... the flying saucer is also stuffed with money and W Yanzu, everything you need.

The most sincere way of applause in the world is called bravery.

Many friends think that applauding in a place like a theater seems meaningless and cannot be fed back to the creative staff to give them positive incentives. But I just want other viewers sitting around me to have this memory: a certain year and a certain month One day, while watching a comedy movie called The Sorrow of Charlotte, someone around me applauded so loudly that the sky was shattering and the ears were deafening. It seemed that my own hands had a trinity of hatred for killing my father, mother, and cousin!"

Obviously.

In the next period of time, I'm afraid"Charlotte Trouble" will rule the world!