Things about village flowers

Uncle Zhao didn't go home last night. He stayed at grandpa's house and slept in the same bed as me. We chatted for half the night before falling asleep. Uncle Zhao woke up at dawn. He had only slept for a few hours. He was so energetic. He must have slept less as he got older. I vaguely felt that he was getting up, even though he moved very lightly. I glanced sideways at the window and saw that it was still a little blue. I guessed that Uncle Zhao might have gone to the latrine, so I continued to sleep.

When it was daybreak, the sun shone through the window onto the bed. At six o'clock, I saw that Uncle Zhao was no longer around, so I got up.

Unexpectedly, I just got up and before leaving the house, I saw Ling Liping talking to her grandma in the yard, and she actually mentioned me. I immediately went to the west wing window and looked through the window edge and pricked up my ears:

"Grandma, isn’t Sifang up yet?"

"No, he slept with Uncle Zhao last night. He went to bed very late. He probably needs to sleep for a while."

"Little lazy pig! Hee hee, it's past six o'clock now. Waiting for six-thirty, I told him to get up. The eight o'clock train has to be at the station at seven-thirty. This train always arrives early."

"Well, I have taken this morning train before, and I almost missed it last time. Uncle Zhao drove a tractor as a gift to me. He arrived almost twenty minutes early."

"Didn't Uncle Zhao get up too?"

"I got up early and went home at dawn, even earlier than I did."

He said last night that he would drive a tractor to see us off. I don't know if he was talking drunkenly, hehe."

"Haha, he's not drunk, I know that, and he didn't say anything drunk. Don't worry, I'll send it to you."

"Grandma has made breakfast, hehe, he smells the aroma of polenta (porridge)."

"Haha, it's cooking in the pot. You ate together here in the morning and made your meal."

"Okay, I'll go home and get my luggage in a while and go directly from here"

"Wait a while, go now, save yourself the time"

"Okay, grandma, I'm going, hehe."

I saw Ling Liping leaving through the crack in the door, and grandma entered the house, and then opened the door.

We went out and went straight to the latrine. We could hold it in just now, but now we can't hold it in for a moment. If we relax even a little bit, we might poop our pants.

The smell of feces and urine with the smell of alcohol filled the whole latrine. They said that the better the food, the stinkier the feces. Adding some alcohol into the mix made the stink even worse, making the stink even worse. What's more, the latrines in rural areas have accumulated too much old feces and urine. When the fresh filth is mixed with us, the old feces overflows, the old and the new stir up, and the stench fills the sky!

I extremely endured the suffocating airflow, and I panicked and felt It was more uncomfortable than being tortured.

The more I wanted to leave the hut as soon as possible, the more my stomach wouldn't let me go. Every time I felt like I had defecated and wiped my butt clean, and I stood up and hurriedly escaped from this filthy place, my stomach felt better. , I felt like a stream of shit was instantly blocked in my asshole, and I had to pull it out. After several rounds of this, I finally got out of the hut. The shit was a bit lingering today, and it was finally over. I was quite happy. I didn’t want to, just now When I was about to leave the hut (the hut was behind the screen wall), I heard Ling Liping shouting,"Grandma, I'm back!""I stepped into the courtyard. I was so scared that I quickly shrank back like a turtle. I didn't want to meet her in this way. I always felt that I still smelled bad.

"Oh, here we go, ready to eat!"Grandma heard the sound and came out to greet her.

""Well," Liping walked into your yard in response, and then asked,"Grandma, Sifang, haven't you gotten up yet?" It’s already past six-thirty!"

Grandma said,"No! I'll call him up now."Then he turned to the door of the main room where I slept.

"Hey, grandma, wait a minute, I'll call him!"Ling Liping hurried forward and said, then put the luggage into the pot house.

I hid at the door of the latrine and snickered, deliberately not coming out, but wanted to see how you, Ling Liping, called me.

Ling Liping put down the luggage and walked out of the pot house. When she saw the door of the main room Open it and go straight into the house.

I rushed over and hid at the door of the main room. I was almost seen by grandma who had just walked into the pot house.

"Sifang, wake up! Quartet......"At this time, I heard Ling Liping knocking on the door and shouting at the west wing of the house.

I tried my best to suppress my laughter and continued to spend time with her

"Sifang, little lazy pig! Get up, it's already past six-thirty! If you don’t get up, you won’t be able to catch the train! Get up, lazy pig......"Ling Liping's knocks on the door got louder and louder, and her shouts got louder and louder. Then she pushed the door open and almost knocked her inside. Then she heard her laughing and saying,"Hahaha, I got up early." Gone! Huh? Where have you gone?" After saying that, she exited the room and walked outside. I quickly avoided it and ducked to the door. She walked directly out of the main room and turned to the pot house. She didn't even notice me. Before entering the pot house, she said to grandma,"Grandma, Sifang is up. Where are you going?""

"I'm here! Hahaha......"I couldn't help it any longer, so I shouted loudly behind Ling Liping, and then burst out laughing.

You little lazy pig! Just got up? Hee hee hee."Ling Liping turned around suddenly and smiled.

"Get up early! I was already up when you came here for the first time."I stepped forward and responded.

"Haha, just get up! Quickly wash up and eat."Grandma walked out of the pot house and said. Then she said to Ling Liping,"I'm going to ask Uncle Zhao to come over and eat together. His family hasn't prepared breakfast yet."

Ling Liping quickly stopped her grandma and said,"I'll go! grandmother."As she said that, she ran towards the entrance of the courtyard. I immediately chased her out and called her back. I went.