Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 904
Bai Lu, who was standing next to him, suddenly asked during the live broadcast: "Husband, can you write poetry?"
Cao Gong, who was smoking, turned and looked at Bai Lu: "Wife, I am a human, not a fairy."
"I know everything? Do you really think I am a full-level human?" He really didn't want to explain, but he had no choice.
I don't know when they all thought he knew everything.
Cao Gong didn't know what to say about this.
But Bai Lu didn't think that her husband was still very talented.
She held her phone and said: "A fan audience came up with a poem and said that they wanted you to help take it over."
"Osmanthus cat under the osmanthus tree." Bai Lu read the poem sent by the fan audience to Cao Gong.
After hearing this poem, Cao Gong, who was smoking, instinctively said: "Osmanthus cat under the osmanthus tree, Cao Gong is wearing JK and being coquettish."
"Hahaha~" Bai Lu, who was holding a mobile phone, laughed immediately after hearing it.
Not to mention her, even the other people on the set laughed after hearing Cao Gong's next poem.
The audience in Bai Lu's live broadcast room also laughed heartily.
I thought Cao Gong could give a surprise, but I didn't expect that he really gave a surprise.
It's just that this surprise is a bit funny.
"What poem are you talking about, haha~" Bai Lu, who was broadcasting live, was shocked by her husband.
"I can't. My talent is not enough for me to write poetry."
"Writing poetry or something like that touches my blind spot of knowledge. I really can't do it."
"If you want to talk about rhyming, I can do it, but if you want me to write nice and good poems, my talent is not enough for me to reach this level." At this point, he had to admit.
"Can you rhyme? Then give it a try."
Bai Lu's request was also supported by everyone.
In the live broadcast room, the audience had already laughed. It was still the familiar taste.
"Didn't you just rhyme it?"
"Osmanthus cat under the osmanthus tree, Cao Gong was wearing JK and being wanton." Isn't this rhyming?
"Don't do this, try again." Bai Lu laughed and stomped his feet to let him try again.
Cao Gong, who was smoking, took a deep puff of cigarette and exhaled.
And Cao Gong, who was exhaling smoke, said again: "Osmanthus cat under the osmanthus tree, Panpan French bread."
"Haha~" Bai Lu, who had been looking forward to it for a while, couldn't help but wait for such an answer.
Yes, he really rhymed it. 、
The audience in the live broadcast room were also amused by Cao Gong's imagination one by one.
It rhymed simply, but it was just too funny.
"Osmanthus cat under the osmanthus tree, woke up and looked for the mother cat; the mother cat was also under the flower tree, and they were charming under the osmanthus tree."
"Hehe~" How do you hear these three sentences of Cao Gong?It's so cheap.
"Mr. Cao is a great talent, these three sentences are beautifully written." The co-actor next to him laughed and gave a thumbs up to mock.
They couldn't help but make fun of this poem written by Cao Gong.
The teased Cao Gong laughed and chopped Hu Jun next to him.
"How about this." Cao Gong, who was thinking about something, continued to look at Bai Lu and said.
"Osmanthus cat under the osmanthus tree, Guangdong people love to braise cats; pour oil from the pot and the aroma will float, add some ginger slices to remove the smell."
"Haha~" How come it turned into a pot of braised cat meat?
You have to admit that Cao Gong rhymed.
But this has nothing to do with poetry, it's just a joke.
"Are you annoying? Such a beautiful poem, but what does it mean to you?"
Bai Lu was very depressed. This guy is really annoying.
"I can't do it either. I've already said that I can rhyme, but I can't write well."
"I can rhyme easily, but if you want to connect this poem well, then I'm not capable enough." It's not that he doesn't want to, the key is that he really can't.
"Look, but rhyme is easy."
"There is a cat under the osmanthus tree, and the fairy is acting coquettishly to the cat; Sister Mi twists her ant waist; Yingbao turns around to sharpen the knife."
Cao Gong also used Concubine Liu Yi, Yang Mi, and Zhao Liying.
It means that there is a cat under the osmanthus tree, and Concubine Liu Yi is acting coquettishly to the cat under the osmanthus tree; Yang Mi walks over with a twisted ant waist, and Zhao Liying sees Yang Mi and turns around to sharpen the knife.
This poem was memorized by many fans in the live broadcast room.
Soon, on Douyin and Weibo, there were all Cao Gong's rhyming poems.
For this, no one scolded Cao Gong for being uneducated.
Because even the most educated people actually have areas they are not good at.
It is true that Cao Gong has a high level of knowledge; at the same time, he is also a top student.
He also has the talent and ability to write lyrics, but it does not mean that he can definitely write poems just because he knows these.
"Just in terms of rhyme, my brother-in-law is rhyming."
"It is really difficult for people. Not everyone can do it. There are also things that they are not good at."
"It is normal for Cao Gong to do this. After all, he also said that he can't do it."
"If it is rhyme, it can still be rhymed, but it is different from the theme."
Many people in the live broadcast room were talking about this, and Bai Lu also saw the barrage.
But, when I was watching the barrage, I happened to hear Cao Gong say.
"No, this actually aroused my competitive spirit. Let me think about it carefully." (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
Cao Gong, smoking, just sat there smoking.
But just when Cao Gong was thinking seriously, suddenly, a bird flew down from the sky.
After the bird flew down, it jumped in front of Cao Gong.
I don’t know whether to say that this swallow is brave, or that Cao Gong even makes the little bird feel safe and is not afraid of being caught by him.
Cao Gong, who was originally thinking about poetry, was also attracted by this swallow that jumped in front of him. []
Bai Lu, who was broadcasting live with his mobile phone, of course saw it, and kept the camera still.
The audience watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room also noticed this scene.
Including the staff on the set and actors such as Hu Jun, they also noticed this situation.
Next, this swallow made a move that stunned everyone.
Cao Gong, holding a cigarette in his right hand, just stared at the swallow coming in front of him.
Then, the swallow jumped up and took the cigarette between Cao Gong’s fingers with its mouth.
The first peck was to peck it down, causing the cigarette to fall to the ground.
Before Cao Gong could react, Yan Zi lowered her head and caught the cigarette in her mouth, then turned and flew away.
"Hey hey hey~" Seeing Yan Zi flying away with the lit cigarette in her mouth, Cao Gong was anxious.
"My cigarette, Yan Zi, give it back to me, my cigarette is lit."
"Don't throw it away! Yan Zi! Throwing it away will cause a fire!!!"
Cao Gong stood up and shouted at Yan Zi who was flying away.
Before anyone else on the set came over, Yan Zi took Cao Gong's cigarette and flew into the sky.
Then it flew to a tree next to the crew and landed on a bird's nest on it.
Cao Gong just stood there, staring blankly at the bird's nest on the bare tree branch next to the set.
Then, the next second, the bird's nest on the bare tree branch suddenly began to smoke.
Then, the bird's nest caught fire, and the swallows flew out of it in panic.
"..."Everyone stared at the burning bird's nest next to them in amazement, and no one dared to believe what they saw.
"Ugh!!!!!!!" When Cao Gong saw the bird's nest on fire, he knelt down with his legs weak.
"Hahaha~" The studio laughed at Cao Gong's anxious and desperate roar.
Everyone laughed at the burning bird's nest and the tree.
Originally, October is autumn, which is dry weather.
Because of autumn, the leaves of this tree have fallen off.
When this bird's nest was built, some hay and twigs were used.
They are all flammable hay and twigs. Cao Gong's lit cigarette, the cigarette butt touches the hay, it will definitely catch fire, which is why Cao Gong was worried about a fire just now.
"It's over, it's over, it's going to be on the hot search again, and it's going to be a negative example again."
Kneeling on the ground, Cao Gong muttered to himself while looking at the burning bird's nest.
"Haha~" Everyone on the set laughed heartily.
Including Bai Lu's live broadcast room, the audience fans also laughed miserably when they saw this scene.
The script that can't even be written for a TV series ended up being given to Cao Gong.Encountered.
Those who watched the live broadcast saw the whole process and were also laughing to tears at this sudden incident. At the same time, they were also shocked by Cao Gong's muttering that he would be on the hot search as a negative example.
The last time Cao Gong became a negative example, it was because he watched a couple quarreling.
Then he was mistakenly thought to be hanging, and the other party called the police.
This time, Cao Gong will be a negative example again.
Kneeling on the ground, Cao Gong said absentmindedly: "Under the osmanthus tree, the osmanthus cat took away the cigarette and the bird nested."
The set was already full of laughter, and the laughter was even louder when Cao Gong's rhyming poems were heard.
Including Bai Lu, the devilish laughter shows how dramatic all these accidents are.
There is no need for Cao Gong to post on Weibo. The audience watching the live broadcast recorded the screen and will definitely post on Weibo.
Cao Gong looked at the burning bird's nest and stood up quickly: "Hurry up, go and have a look, don't let it cause a fire, that would be a heinous crime."
"Fortunately, it's just a tree. If it's in the forest or on the mountain, it will cause a forest fire."
"By then, I won't be able to laugh anymore." Cao Gong said and felt relieved.
This scene was broadcast live by Bai Lu.
"You still smoke, now you're fine." Bai Lu, holding the phone, said to him with a smile.
"It's my fault for smoking, but it took it away, I can't do anything about it." Cao Gong defended himself.
The audience watching the live broadcast understood that this was indeed not instigated by Cao Gong.
Who knew that this swallow was so fierce? It took Cao Gong's cigarette from his hand. .
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