Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 819
"How is it? Is it tasty enough?"
After cleaning up, Cao Gong came to the living room and sat down, asking them about the taste of salt-baked marinated food.
At the same time, he put on disposable gloves.
"It is tasty enough, but not spicy. If it is slightly spicy, it will be good.~~"
Although she is a beauty, she still eats spicy food.
Hearing this, Cao Gong smiled and said, "Why, you always eat spicy food, aren't you afraid of hemorrhoids?"
"Haha~" Wang Yuwen, who was eating, couldn't help it this time.
"It's not that I'm disgusted, I just want to remind you that if you girls really have hemorrhoids, what should you do when you have your period? Two places..."
He didn't say the latter, but Wang Yuwen and Meng Ziyi understood what he meant.
If you have hemorrhoids, you will bleed in two places when you have your period.
Is this really good? It will be more difficult to replenish blood.
Even the audience watching the show were amused by Cao Gong's popular science.
Although he didn't say the rest, everyone understood it.
"Please don't say these things. I'm eating. It's disgusting."
Cao Gong, who was asked by Meng Ziyi, just smiled and didn't refute.
Meng Ziyi also commented: "It's delicious, but the chicken feet are too hard."
"Yeah, it is." Cao Gong knew this because he made it himself.
Salt-baked chicken feet are indeed not delicious.
"But this chicken feet tendon is delicious." While talking, Meng Ziyi picked up a piece with a toothpick.
The chicken feet tendon tastes very good and crisp.
While eating, Cao Gong said to them: "If you want spicy food, you can add some chili oil or chili powder."
"Yes." If he hadn't said it, Wang Yuwen would not have thought of it.
"Forget it, I won't add it. You reminded me of hemorrhoids, and I don't dare to eat it now."
Originally, I wanted to eat spicy food, but now Wang Yuwen doesn't dare to eat it.
Cao Gong also smiled, it seems that his destination has been reached.
"Do you think I should get a cat?" Meng Ziyi asked Cao Gong beside her, wanting to hear his opinion.
"I don't recommend it." Cao Gong also gave advice quickly.
"Why? Are you still afraid? Didn't you say you have walked out of the shadow?"
She knew that since the time in South Africa, when she saved Liu Yifei from the lion's mouth.
For a period of time after that, Cao Gong himself was afraid of cats.
It was only with the help of Liu Yifei that he slowly walked out of it.
"It's not fear, it's feeling powerless and irritable." While speaking, Cao Gong took out his mobile phone to cast the screen.
"Come on, don't you want to raise a cat? You guys watch this video first, and then decide whether to raise one after watching it."
After that, he pointed at the TV and asked them to watch the video he had cast on the screen
Meng Ziyi and Wang Yuwen both looked at the TV to see what was going on..
The content of this video is nothing special. It is just a simple operation of cats on Douyin. The cosmetics on the table are deliberately pushed down and smashed.
Or they climbed on the cabinet and then jumped down, knocking over the dressing table, and finally all the cosmetics on the dressing table were broken.
There are also running around and knocking over the full-length mirror, and finally breaking the mirror.
In addition, there are also some decorative items that are climbed up and the shelf decorations are broken.
Climbed on the TV and knocked it over.
In short, the cats that everyone thinks are cute are not so honest. They have destroyed many things at home.
Although they are not as good at destroying things as Huskies, they can also make people angry.
Meng Ziyi, who originally said she wanted to raise a cat, lost interest after seeing this.
The audience watching the show also expressed their opinions.
Because it is so real, my cat is the same, sometimes I really can't help it.
"Isn't it true that all cats are like this?!" In Wang Yuwen's opinion, not all
"Yes, it is true, not all cats are like this."
"Cats are very cute at one time, when they are kittens, they are very cute and very lovable. At this time, if a cat accidentally burns down the house, you will forgive it when you see its cute appearance, and even say it is your own problem, and you will not blame it."
"But when it grows up, you will not think so."
"Just Just like children, our human cubs are very cute from birth to two years old. They are so cute no matter how you look at them. ”
“But after two years old, children enter the stage that even dogs dislike them. Even if you have a good temper, you can't help but spank them, right?”
“It's the same with cats. There will always be a very cute stage, but there will also be a stage that makes you very angry and want to stew them. It depends on how you adjust, or whether you can accept it.”
“Hehe~” It was fine at first, but when Meng Ziyi heard that it was going to be stewed, she understood.
“It seems that you have been harmed by cats a lot.” It can be heard that Cao Gong was indeed harmed by cats.
“Isn’t it? If the cat wasn’t Liu Yifei’s, I would have stewed it long ago.”
Speaking of this, Cao Gong was very excited.
“Haha~” Hearing his excitement, Meng Ziyi and Wang Yuwen laughed.
"Do you think I forgive the cat for its mistakes? I forgive Concubine Liu Yi."
"I don't care about it for Concubine Liu Yi's sake."
"If the cat wasn't Concubine Liu Yi's, I would have done it long ago."
"I'm really pissed off." Speaking of this, Cao Gong was furious.
While he was angry and complaining, the audience watching the show were already laughing.
It can be seen that Cao Gong also hasHow could someone who has been poisoned by a cat have such a strong temper?
"What happened to make you so angry? You even want to stew it?" Meng Ziyi was very curious.
"You know, I am a Chinese medicine practitioner. Since I am a Chinese medicine practitioner, I will definitely make some medicinal wine."
"These medicinal wines are made from precious medicinal materials, some of which are very difficult to obtain."
"And these medicinal wines are very effective, there are medicinal wines for injuries, aphrodisiac and kidney tonic, etc."
"After that, I have a jar of medicinal wine that I have been soaking for more than two years. If you want to calculate the value, you can give me 200,000, I will not sell it, because there are precious medicinal materials, which are too rare."
"As a result, the cat jumped around and jumped onto the glass jar of my medicinal wine."
"It jumped down again and knocked down my entire jar of medicinal wine that weighed more than ten pounds and had been soaked for more than two years. It fell to the ground and was directly destroyed. My heart was so broken at that time..."
Speaking of this, Cao Gong held his chest, and the more he thought about it, the more heartbroken he felt.
The audience watching the show can understand Cao Gong's feelings.
It was a 200,000 yuan medicinal wine, and the precious medicinal materials took more than two years to brew.
Anyone knows the value of it, it is no longer a matter of money.
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It is no exaggeration to say that this kind of thing is hard to come by
Such a good thing was destroyed by a cat, and anyone would be angry.
"What kind of wine is it? What is it for? To nourish the body, or what else?"
Meng Ziyi was very curious and asked Cao Gong what kind of wine he brewed.
"To cure diseases! To cure stroke and hemiplegia, do you understand?"
"There are also medicinal wines for treating diseases such as impotence and spermatorrhea, and infertility."
"One of the medicinal ingredients is called placenta."
"Placenta is the placenta of humans. After some processing procedures, it is a Chinese medicine that helps the body. Although it can be legally bought and sold, it is difficult to buy the real thing because of the raw materials, so this medicinal ingredient is very expensive and rare."
"The medicinal wine I use to soak can treat difficult and complicated diseases such as infertility."
"In the end, that dead cat ruined me. I couldn't get angry because it was the cat raised by Concubine Liu Yi."
"I was so angry during those days that I didn't even look at Concubine Liu Yi. Finally, Concubine Liu Yi sent the cat away, and I felt a little better." Speaking of this, Cao Gong felt more and more distressed the more he thought about it.
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Both Meng Ziyi and Wang Yuwen were shocked.
What did you hear just now? Human placenta, eh.
But the audience watching the show were also surprised when they knew that the placenta was actually a human placenta.
Some people who knew about it all supported Cao Gong.
However, it’s not that the placenta is really hard to buy, it’s just that the good ones are veryIt is hard to buy.
Ordinary ones can definitely be bought in some regular Chinese medicine stores or Chinese medicine hospitals.
Some special ones, some better ones, are more difficult to buy.
"So there are no pets in your family?" Wang Yuwen asked him if he didn't keep pets.
"I don't keep pets myself, but Liu Yifei, Zhao Liying, Guan Xiaotong and others also keep pets."
"Later, I learned to be smart and don't put medicinal wine where pets can touch it."
"I put it in a cabinet with a door, and pet cats and dogs can't get it."
"Besides, Liu Yifei doesn't bring cats with her when she comes to my house, for fear that she will break something of mine again."
After Cao Gong explained this, everyone understood.
Sometimes, pet cats are really naughty, and you can't control them.
"If you want to keep a cat, then be prepared for it to mess up your cosmetics."
"Then forget it." After watching the video, Meng Ziyi no longer dared to think about keeping a cat.
"You don't have much time to spend with yourself, why keep a cat, really."
"Haha, I found that you don't seem to be keen on keeping a pet." Meng Ziyi found out.
"I don't even know how to keep myself, why should I keep a pet."
"I have to raise children in the future, so how can I have the energy to keep a pet."
"The most important thing is that if you keep a pet at home, and you have a girlfriend in the future, and you are intimate with your girlfriend, it feels very strange to have cats and dogs watching you."
"Hahaha~" Wang Yuwen was touched by the funny point and imagined a very funny scene
Including the audience watching the show, they all understood what Cao Gong said.
Because someone really encountered this situation, the atmosphere was right, and I had a meeting with my boyfriend in the living room, but my pet was watching with great interest next to me, which was very embarrassing. 口口.
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