Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 712
"Hahaha~"
At the recording site, whether on the stage or in the audience, everyone clapped and laughed.
Cao Gong's dark interference directly messed up Ouyang Ruru
Now, a song that was originally easy is now in chaos.
"You are too much." Even Wang Yuan couldn't help but say that Cao Gong was too much.
"Yes, how can you bully a girl like me like this." Ouyang Ruru said very green tea.
But Cao Gong himself laughed non-stop and said, "If I don't bully you, what will the audience watch?"
"The audience likes to see us handsome men and beautiful women being bullied. Don't you like to see handsome men and beautiful women being praised? What's the point of that?"
"Right, Brother Teng." After that, Cao Gong pointed to Shen Teng next to him.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're making it seem like I'm bullying you."
"Is that enough?" Jia Ling, his partner, added a stab from the side.
During this song, Ouyang Rui Rui made several mistakes in a row.
Just like that, after the song ended, it was the turn of the next song.
"I've waited for a thousand years, I have no regrets~"
Wang Yuan sang a passage following the melody of the song.
This is the theme song of a classic TV series, and everyone should have heard it.
"August 10"
But hearing it is just listening to the song, whether you remember the lyrics or not is another matter.
After Wang Yuan sang, he immediately pointed at Shen Teng, who had a poor memory.
"..." This time, Shen Teng was confused.
While Shen Teng was singing, Huang Bo still interfered with him.
This also made Shen Teng angry and said to Wang Yuan: "No, you are leaving after this episode, can't you leave a good impression on your brother?!"
"Hehe~" Seeing Shen Teng being so unreasonable, everyone laughed.
After this song, it was still Cao Gong who stood up and told Guan Xiaotong the lyrics.
Guan Xiaotong reluctantly sang the lyrics of this song.
"Since we are talking about "Legend of White Snake", Sister Ling, let me ask you, do you know where Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are from? Oh no, not people, it should be said that they are snakes from where?"
"What's the matter? Aren't they from Hangzhou?" In Jia Ling's opinion, they are from Hangzhou.
After all, didn't White Snake and Xu Xian meet on the West Lake?
"No, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are both snakes from Siwei."
"Haha~" When Cao Gong popularized this, everyone couldn't help laughing.
"From Siwei? We all thought they were from Hangzhou." Even Shen Teng was quite surprised.
"No, Xu Xian is from Hangzhou, but Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are snakes from Siwei."
"And then, Fahai is from Henan."
"My impression after watching "Legend of White Snake" is..."
"Two snakes from Siwei, ran to Hangzhou, met Xu Xian, a local of Hangzhou, and got along well with him.Fahai ran 1,000 kilometers from Jiyuan in southern Henan to Hangzhou to catch two four-legged snakes; and then, Jinshan Temple is in Cangsu. "
"Finally, Fahai imprisoned Xu Xian in Cangsu, and Bai Suzhen drowned Cangsu."
"Finally, the conclusion is that two four-legged snakes fought with a monk from Henan for a Hangzhou person, and finally drowned the Cangsu people next door."
"Haha~" After Cao Gong summarized this TV series, everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Cao Gong's summary made me feel that this TV series is not very classic, haha~"
Jia Ling's subsequent supplement also made the audience laugh more.
"But when I watched it, I was thinking about it. ”
“These two four-legged snakes are from Hangzhou. If they were from Guangdong, they would probably be two pots of snake soup. Would Fahai be needed? "Cao Gong, with his hands behind his back, pretended to be serious.
"Haha~" The laughter had just quieted down, but now it started again.
Guangdong people eat everything, and they are also very good at eating.
Snake meat and other things are also what people in Guangdong and Guangxi like to eat.
With Cao Gong's understanding, all the audience laughed and agreed.
As he said, this is the Hangzhou people that Bai Suzhen knows.
Otherwise, if she knew a Guangdong person, she would have been stewed long ago, and there would be nothing to say.
A good TV series, after Cao Gong's understanding, suddenly lost its appeal.
...
After his interesting explanation, the atmosphere immediately changed.
"Okay, this first round of the game is over, and the winner is the Ace Family."
"So, at the end of this round, we also have to arrange some punishment for the losing party. ”
“We will announce here the video or photo that the losing party wants to delete the most.”
“Of course, as the two new members today, they must also be made public.”
“Ah?!” Guan Xiaotong immediately held her head in horror.
“Hehe, your dark history is the same as Wu Lei’s, both are in high definition.”
Cao Gong also laughed and teased his girlfriend.
“You are still laughing? My dark history is going to be made public.” Guan Xiaotong used the girlfriend’s privilege to act coquettishly to her boyfriend.
“There is no way, I can’t stop it, and the most important thing is that I want to see it too. ”
As he spoke, everyone looked at the big screen to see what black history was being played.
Then, a video was played on the big screen.
The video showed Guan Xiaotong as soon as it appeared, and there was a text description, this was when Guan Xiaotong was 13 years old.
13-year-old Guan Xiaotong, just got out of school, carrying a pink schoolbag.
When she saw the reporter, she was a little scared and weak and helpless.
"Wife, let me be honest, you were really naughty at that time? Look at how tanned you are."
"Haha~" OriginallyIt was embarrassing enough, and she was teased by her boyfriend. Guan Xiaotong was also embarrassed.
"Yes, Xiaotong looked a little dark at that time." Shen Teng also discovered this.
"Now she is white, with a rosy complexion, almost like a white person." Jia Ling also said.
Now Guan Xiaotong is white and beautiful.
Regarding this, Guan Xiaotong also said: "I started to become white gradually when I was 18 years old."
"Later I met Cao Gong, and he suggested what I should eat to whiten my skin through some traditional Chinese medicine methods."
Guan Xiaotong explained why her skin was so white.
Everyone knew that it was this, and they didn't doubt it much.
But only Cao Gong knew that if Guan Xiaotong hadn't opened the ability of freezing age and whitening.
Her skin color couldn't be as white as that of a white person.
Even that was pink and tender, very charming.
Cao Gong couldn't let it go every time. Well, it's not fair to describe it as "can't let it go".
It should be "can't let go of it" 0 ...
"What's the purpose of this video?" Jia Ling asked Guan Xiaotong who was shyly hugging her.
"On the way home from school." Guan Xiaotong explained embarrassedly.
"13 years old? In 2010?" Thinking of this, Cao Gong asked if it was at this time.
"Yes, it seems to be the summer of 2010." She didn't remember it exactly.
It's been 9 years, how could she remember clearly which day it happened.
In the video, Guan Xiaotong was a little scared when she first met the media reporters.
She spoke in a low voice and pointed to where her mother was.
But when the camera turned and she got in the car and had her family around, she started to talk.
"Oh, I was weak and helpless just now. When my mom was around, my little mouth was chattering. I might have said something."
"What do you care!!!" Guan Xiaotong turned around and stamped her feet in anger at her boyfriend.
It is precisely because Guan Xiaotong is shy and has a girlfriend who is unreasonable and overbearing.
All the audience at the scene were touched by the sweetness of the couple.
"So cute, especially the last two sentences. I'm afraid that others will know that I'm an actor."
"I'm afraid that others will sell me out." Shen Tao also repeated the last two sentences of Guan Xiaotong in the video.
"Xiaotong also knows that she has been good-looking since she was a child." Jia Ling was very respectful and praised Guan Xiaotong.
"That's right, Brother Bo doesn't have such worries." Shen Teng didn't forget to complain about Huang Bo.
Huang Bo also laughed at himself: "It won't be lost, you know."
After talking about this, another video was played on the big screen.
Everyone looked at the video to see who it was.
This video is very high-definition, and it can be seen that the person in the video is already quite tall.
"Oh my god." SeeingCao Gong was embarrassed by the video.
"Haha~" Everyone laughed at Cao Gong in the video.
Cao Gong in the video was wearing waiter's clothes and an apron.
At the same time, he also held a small notebook and a pen.
"Grandpa, what do you want to eat on May 2?" Cao Gong in the video had a good service attitude.
There were six or seven people sitting at the table in front of him, men and women, old and young.
After asking this, Cao Gong in the video subconsciously went back to scratch his butt.
"Oh" This was filmed, and Cao Gong himself was embarrassed.
"Haha~" Everyone couldn't help but whisper when they saw Cao Gong in the video scratching his butt.
But the elderly man in the video saw Cao Gong scratching his itch and asked with concern: "Do you have hemorrhoids?"
Cao Gong, who was scratching his butt in the video, said seriously: "This customer, can you order something on the menu?"
"Hahahaha~" Cao Gong's words in the video triggered laughter from everyone at the recording site
And Cao Gong himself was squatting on the ground, and he couldn't be more embarrassed.
The audience and the people on the stage all laughed and applauded.
Guan Xiaotong held her stomach and laughed so hard that she fell down.
She really didn't know what to say about her boyfriend's brain circuit.
"Cao Gong, you have such an ability to understand, haha~" Jia Ling couldn't say it.
"Just like that, the customer won't punish you?" Even Shen Teng couldn't help it.
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