Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 65
"No, this is not the point of what I am talking about."Cao Gong made it clear to Reba that this is not his focus.
"what is that? I don't understand."Now Reba really doesn't know
"The key point is a lyric..." Cao Gong said and sang it to Reba.
"I should have gotten used to nights without you~"
"……"After hearing these lyrics, Reba was stunned at first, but soon she covered her mouth and laughed.
""Pfft~" I really didn't understand it just now, but I understand it now.
Where is the point of the song?
This is obviously a deliberate use of these lyrics to tease her.
I should have gotten used to the lyrics of your night. When Reba sings ~, it means too much.
It makes the atmosphere between the two of them pinker and more ambiguous.
At the same time, it also makes Reba shyer, sweeter and happier.
Look at how she is covering her mouth and smiling. So sweet, you know how happy she is now.
But the audience in the show is even more crazy and excited now.
Because Cao Gong is using songs to seduce girls
"This is using songs to tease our Reba!"
"Just use your talent to conquer my fat girl, but use lyrics to tease our fat boy, that's too much!!!"
"Thief Cao, you are a real thief!!!"
"Thief Cao, the hatred for taking his wife is irreconcilable!"
"I, Cao, have been seduced by Cao Gong!"
"What should Reba do now? She feels like she will no longer be single soon!"
The riots of fans and audiences also further illustrate Cao Gong's ability.
However, this will have to wait until the show is broadcast, but not now.
Now in the musical instrument room, Reba has been coaxed very happily by Cao Gong
"What do you think this is? Just teasing is irresponsible. Reba hit Cao Gong on the arm.
Cao Gong, who was blamed, was very relaxed:"Then I am unemployed and have no job, will you support me?""
""Pffff~" Isn't this familiar line from"The King of Comedy"?
It's slightly different, but it's actually the same
"Before I answer your question, let me ask you a question."Reba looked into her eyes
"OK, ask."You can ask any questions and he will answer them.
"So if you get married and meet me after marriage, will you cheat on me?"
Reba's question made the audience watching the show feel very exciting.
But when faced with this question, Cao Gong looked at Reba seriously and asked:"Who is it? Who am I marrying?"
"What if, do you still take it seriously?"Reba, who was asked the rhetorical question, even laughed angrily.
"If so, there must be a hypothetical object, or an object that I can imagine, right?"
Cao Gong was right, Reba simply said:"It's just one, one meter and seventy long legs."
""Hey~" Cao Gong couldn't help but salivate when he heard that he had long legs of 1.7 meters.
Cao Gong's real reaction made the audience who watched the show burst into laughter.
Although he didn't say anything, he could not help but salivate. This reaction said it all.
Reba even laughed angrily, holding a pink fist and punched him on the arm:"Speak quickly."
Cao Gong swallowed and looked anxious:"Well, those 1.7 meter long legs are beautiful... aren't they?"
"She is beautiful and looks exactly like Liu Yifei."Dilraba simply said a target.
"So, what are the conditions?"Cao Gong continued to ask.
"I have a car, a house, a deposit, and a mine at home."Reba spoke very highly of this setting.
But after hearing this, Cao Gong looked at Reba and expressed his feelings directly:"Under such circumstances, shouldn't I meet you? Don’t we live in the same world?"
""Pfft~" Dilireba, who was hurt, couldn't hold it in anymore.
Looking at Reba who was smiling, Cao Gong continued:"Tell me, my wife has a mine, what about you?" How could a little star meet me? We are not from the same world, aren't you making trouble?"
"Ah~ You came to my house as a nanny. Do I know you?"
You actually said she was a nanny? Reba was so angry that she laughed.
"As you just said, I am also a small star, how can I be a nanny at your house?"
"Oh, that's right."Cao Gong nodded seriously, indicating that this is correct.
"We are neighbors and live in the same community, is that okay?"
"Or, the community where you live belongs to me, is that okay?"Reba bit her lip and asked him.
"ah? Your neighborhood?"Now he understood
"Yes, the whole neighborhood is mine."Reba assumed this question very seriously.
"Well, based on the current housing prices, my wife’s family owns a mine, and you are a little star, so the living conditions are definitely not bad; then we are still neighbors, so let’s assume"
"The community we live in is definitely not bad, so let’s calculate it based on the average price of a house of 2 million."
"There are 33 floors in one building, not counting four units per elevator, but only two units per elevator. That’s not too much. That’s 66 suites."
"2 million units, 66 units, that is 132 million units"
"But the community we live in is considered a high-end community. There are only eight buildings in the entire community."
"132 million for one building, 8 buildings would be over 1 billion…"
"No, are all little stars so rich? What about one billion?"Cao Gong was stunned and asked Reba in surprise. Then Cao Gong immediately said to Reba:"Sister, I love you, but I don't want to work hard."
Reba had already covered her mouth and couldn't stop laughing. He really knew how to think.
Including the audience watching the show, they were also amused by Cao Gong's hypothesis.
Especially Cao Gong's last sentence: Sister, I don't want to work hard anymore, I love you..
This classic line was said by Cao Gong to Reba before.
And this sentence is very popular, but no matter how popular it is, it is still the most beautiful and classic one said by Cao Gong. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Fei Lu Novel Network!)
"Yes, I have assets of one billion, yes, but the only problem is that I am a bit old."
Reba said that she was older, and Cao Gong immediately confessed:"It doesn't matter whether it's money or not. The main thing is that I like being older."
"My stage name is Cao Thief, and Cao Cao means a married woman."
"I'm not Cao Cao, but I love my brother and sister."
Cao Gong said such shameless words, and Reba covered her collarbone and couldn't stop laughing."
Audiences watching the show were also very amused by Cao Gong's reaction.
Many people will definitely choose this way.
But what everyone didn't expect was that a public figure like Cao Gong was actually the same.
However, Cao Gong is only real, not pretentious, not hypocritical, and looks normal.
"But I'm not just a little old, I'm 70 years old. Reba smiled and told her age.
Upon hearing Reba's age, Cao Gong immediately said:"That won't work. The main reason is that I cheated and my wife is not happy!" That is Liu Yifei! Not someone else."
Cao Gong's shameless look made Reba laugh so hard.
"Not Liu Yifei! She just looks like Liu Yifei!"Reba laughed, but she also made it clear.
Please give me flowers.
"It doesn't matter if she is Liu Yifei or not, she looks similar, I just think of her as Liu Yifei"
"Mainly, my wife is Liu Yifei"
"My wife is Liu Yifei, and I still cheat on her. Don’t tell me, am I stupid?"
"The key is, the audience will scold me when they find out, saying: My wife is Liu Yifei and she still cheats?"
What Cao Gong said seemed to be true, but it made Reba burst into tears.
Including the audience watching the show, everyone was made to laugh by Cao Gong's true speech.
It was so happy, this It makes me happy to think about this hypothesis.
Especially after this episode was broadcast, even Liu Yifei herself posted a Weibo response to this matter
"So what about me? I'm still Dilireba. I can't say she's more beautiful than Liu Yifei or prettier than Liu Yifei."
"But after all, I am as beautiful as Liu Yifei, right?"
Reba is right. She and Liu Yifei are indeed super beauties on the same level.
Cao Gong, who thought seriously, also agreed with Reba's words and nodded.
"right. Seeing that he nodded, Reba asked if it was true.
But after thinking for a second, Cao Gong looked at Reba and choked up excitedly:"But you are 70.""
Cao Gong's choking tone once again made Reba laugh without any image.
"Okay, so. Reba laughed so hard that tears came out, and she used the analogy again:"I am 70 years old, and your wife is also 70 years old. If you meet me, will you cheat on me?""
Reba's question made Cao Gong tilt his head, wrinkle his face, and look puzzled.
But Cao Gong's puzzled expression was very much like the black question mark emoticon.
Under this expression, Cao Gong Gong asked incomprehensively:"That's right.…"
"Since we've already cheated on each other, why don't I find someone young and beautiful who looks like Yang Mi to cheat on me? ?"
"……"Cao Gong's rhetorical question made Reba stunned.
Yes, since you have already cheated, why would you cheat on a 70-year-old?
Reba's astonished expression, and her expression that seemed to be the same.
The audience watching the show all laughed miserably at these two people.
It's a good talent show, but the two of them turned it into a romance show.
Now it has been upgraded to a comedy variety show, can you believe it?
"Yes, but I have a community."Dilraba emphasized that
"But my Liu Yifei also has mines?"Cao Gong answered Reba innocently.
"I... said it wasn't Liu Yifei."Reba suddenly became a little irritable.
"Oh, my wife looks like Liu Yifei, but she also has mines, is that okay?"
"I'm furious."Reba was fuming, why couldn't this guy embarrass him?
When Reba was angry, Cao Gong asked her weakly:"Is there any assumption that when I get married, my wife looks like Liu Yifei? Mi Qi has long legs, a house, a car, savings, a home and a mine."
"Then I met you who was 70 years old and owned a community. Then after I met you, I sent you home, and I happened to see your 30-year-old nanny who looked like Yang Mi, and then I said to her... Haha~
" Then, Cao Gong laughed with a crazy look on his face.
It was this crazy expression that made countless viewers laugh to tears. Including
Zhao Liying, who is following this show, when she saw this part, she also held her belly and staggered with laughter. With..
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