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Cao Gong shared some of his thoughts, and Huang Lei and Huang Bo gave him a thumbs up.

"You are very free and easy, and you will live a much easier life." He Jing smiled.

"How did you do it? You didn't care about the scolding at all?"

To be honest, Zhang Yixing wanted to know.

Cao Gong smiled and said to Zhang Yixing: "Whenever I see those scoldings on the Internet, I am actually in a bad mood and feel very unhappy. I wonder why they scold me? What did I do wrong?"

"Whenever I feel wronged by being scolded, I will turn around and hug Sister Mi and say: Look, your fans scold me again."

"Hahaha~" Now everyone understands that this guy is doing it on purpose.

As his girlfriends, Yang Mi and Guan Xiaotong also know that their boyfriends are starting to be mean again.

Zhang Yixing, who was originally asking for advice humbly, now laughed out loud.

The audience watching the show widened their eyes, and then swiped the barrage to curse. ,

"You really deserve to die!!!"

"Why don't you die?!"

"Bitch! Are you going to be a bitch to me again?"

"Cao thief! You deserve to die!"

"No!!! I can't stand it! Bring me my 40-meter sword!"

For a while, the barrage was swiped wildly, but it made many people laugh so hard.

Even Cao Gong himself said after he finished speaking: "Well, a little trick to be a bitch every day."

"You really deserve to be scolded." Huang Bo couldn't help it. This kid is really too mean.

"What else can I do? If I get scolded, I must do something to make myself happy."

"I am happy when I am with Liu Yifei."

"I am sweet when I am with Reba."

"I am happy when I am with Yang Mi."

"I am happy when I am with Zhao Liying."

"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I am with Xiao Tong."

"It is really uncomfortable to be scolded, and I am called EMO. They are no longer around. At this time, I will look at my savings... Well, it is good, and I feel good."

"Haha~" Peng Yuchang and others did not expect that it could be like this.

"Don't always look at what others are scolding you, you have to look at what you have."

"To be honest, I didn't do stock investment before, when I had no money, I scolded more harshly than them."

"When I have money, I feel bad when being scolded by others, so I look at what I have and how I am better than them, and naturally, I feel better."

After saying so much, Cao Gong himself is thirsty.

But this topic is here, so they don't talk about it anymore.

"What did you say just now, Cao Gong? What do you want to eat? Dragon meat?" Huang Lei asked him what was going on.

"Yes, Mr. He told me that I can eat whatever I want."

"I just thought that I haven't eaten dragon meat yet."

"Hehe~" So shameless,He smiled helplessly.

"I still want to eat." Huang Lei said to him unhappily.

"I really admire you. What king crabs and Buddha jumps over the wall?"

"Do you know that the life we ​​yearn for is a place where we live a simple rural life?"

After being taught a lesson by Huang Lei, Huang Bo still laughed.

"Especially you actors, you are the most difficult to serve."

"When Chen He comes, we eat Buddha jumps over the wall."

"You are here, and you still eat dragon meat? Why don't you go to heaven?"

After being taught a lesson by Mr. Huang, Cao Gong did not feel guilty at all.

"Who should be blamed? Isn't it all your fault?"

"Why did my senior brother Chen He have Buddha Jumps Over the Wall when he came, but we didn't?"

"If you can't satisfy every guest, you shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place."

This time, the responsibility was pushed onto Huang Lei, He Jing and others.

"That's right," even Huang Bo echoed beside him.

"Besides, our Thirty Emperor Huang Bo is a mainland movie actor and the first actor with a box office of 3 billion."

"Come to our Mushroom House and order Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. Is that too much?" Cao Gong deliberately talked about Huang Bo.

Huang Bo was also very smart and immediately followed up: "Yes, our first post-90s male actor with a box office of 15 billion has come to the Mushroom House. Is it too much to order dragon meat from you?"

"Beautiful!" With this wave of tacit understanding, Cao Gong immediately raised his glass and clinked glasses with Huang Bo to celebrate.

"Haha~" Even Teacher He was amused by the cooperation of the old and the young.

"Yang Mi, do you care?" Huang Lei asked Yang Mi because he couldn't say anything.

"No." She couldn't care about her man's mouth.

"Xiao Tong, don't you care about it?" Teacher He also asked Guan Xiaotong with a smile.

"If I could control his mouth, would I still be fooled by him?"

Guan Xiaotong said that she couldn't do it either, because she was fooled by his mouth.

"By the way, Cao Gong, you just said you eat snake meat, have you eaten it?" Peng Yuchang was a little scared.

Before Cao Gong answered, Zhang Yixing said, "What don't Guangdong people eat?"

"Haha~" Zhang Yixing's summary was recognized by everyone.

"Yes, I saw someone say that on Weibo."

"Cao Gong, have you really eaten snake meat and rat meat?" Teacher He was a little scared.

"I have eaten farmed ones, but not wild ones." That's for sure.

"You have really good teeth." Even Yang Mi was helpless.

"It's very expensive. Snake meat is one or two hundred yuan per catty, even the most common kind of meat snake."

"This kind of meat snake, just the purchase price, sometimes costs about 100 yuan."

"And in some restaurants, if it's made into delicious dishes, snake meat costs more than two hundred yuan per catty."

"Do you think it's cheap?? "Cao Gong smiled and shared this with them.

"Do you eat silkworm pupae? I don't dare to eat this."

"Yes, I eat silkworm pupae, scorpions, grasshoppers, and bee pupae."

Hearing this, Guan Xiaotong immediately said: "Get out of here, don't kiss me in the future."

"I eat everything." Guan Xiaotong said and lifted her sleeves: "I have goose bumps."

Guan Xiaotong's reaction made Yang Mi hug her and laugh non-stop.

"What's that? You even drank urine... Oh, sorry." Cao Gong knew that he had said the wrong thing and apologized immediately.

"Wait, explain it to me clearly, what do you mean?" Guan Xiaotong immediately asked him to explain it clearly.

"No more, I said it wrong. "Realizing that he had said too much, Cao Gong apologized immediately.

"No, you should explain it to me quickly, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight."

"Do you know what Ren Zhong Bai is?" He had no choice but to confess.

"I don't know, what is Ren Zhong Bai?" Yang Mi also shook her head.

"Ren Zhong Bai is the precipitated solid matter of urine, that is, collect the urine of people in a bucket, and after a period of precipitation, there will be a layer of sediment similar to mud. ......"

"After processing, it becomes a traditional Chinese medicine called [Ren Zhong Bai], hahaha~"

As he was talking, he noticed the expressions of Yang Mi and Guan Xiaotong, and he couldn't help it.

They had a bad premonition.

"The effect of this Ren Zhong Bai is to clear away heat and reduce fire, stop bleeding and remove blood stasis."

"It is often used for vomiting blood, lung heat, and mouth sores. ”

“That’s right, that’s what, usually hahahaha~”

He couldn’t continue.

“Cao Gong!!!” This time, Yang Mi stood up excitedly and roared at Cao Gong.

“Haha” Everyone else understood and laughed naturally.

“Just tell it all at once, in addition to Ren Zhongbai, there is also Ren Zhonghuang.”

“Ren Zhongbai corresponds to the sediment in urine.”

“Ren Zhonghuang corresponds to, in fact… cough cough~”

He didn’t finish, but Yang Mi and Guan Xiaotong had already widened their eyes.

Many viewers watching the show laughed until their stomachs hurt.

“Ugh~” Guan Xiaotong stood up and couldn’t help retching.

Seeing his girlfriend’s reaction, Cao Gong comforted her. “Don’t be like this, this is Chinese medicine, it’s good for your body. ”

“Haha~” The others were particularly happy.

“No, what are you laughing at?” Cao Gong asked Zhang Yixing with a smile, what are you laughing at.

“I…” No, Zhang Yixing’s eyes widened immediately.

“No way, do I have it too?” Zhang Yixing asked Cao Gong excitedly.

“Otherwise, the prescription I prescribed must have it.” Cao Gong said with certainty.

“Wait a minute, hahaha~” Zhang Yixing, who was eating melons, is now eating himself.

“Oh, using feces as Chinese medicine, in addition to human ones, there are also pigeon and sparrow ones. "

"Pigeon poop is called Zuo Panlong in traditional Chinese medicine. It can promote blood circulation, remove blood stasis, and relieve inflammation and pain."

"It is used to treat rheumatism and arthritis.

"Sparrow poop is called white lilac, which can nourish the kidney and strengthen yang."

4.8 "Don't look down on it, okay? These are all good things." Cao Gong taught them very seriously.

"I suspect you did it on purpose, but I have no evidence." Yang Mi felt a little wronged.

"No, I just happened to use it, and the combination is more effective."

"It's not for the purpose of being treacherous. I specially use this medicine for you."

"This thing can't be randomly matched. It must be matched according to the condition of the disease."

Although her boyfriend said so, Yang Mi still couldn't get over this hurdle.

Even though it was like this, Cao Gong continued to act like a jerk: "But I only put Ren Zhong Bai in your medicine."

"I never put this medicine in the medicine I gave Ying Bao."

"!!!!!!!" Yang Mi, who was already shocked, widened her eyes even more.

Noticing Yang Mi's expression, Cao Gong immediately said: "Look, I'm good to you."

"Such a good medicine, Ying Bao can't even drink it if he wants to."

"Only because of you, I'd be willing to give you this medicine." Cao Gong continued to act like a jerk.

Yang Mi rolled her eyes in anger, and when she saw a broom next to her, she reached out and picked it up.

"Wrong, wrong." When Cao Gong saw Yang Mi picking up the broom, he immediately admitted his mistake.

"Hahaha~" Now it's good, all the audience watching the show burst into laughter.