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"Recalling the first time I met and standing next to you, who once said that too much happiness will lead to lack of oxygen?

The first line of the lyrics has already reminded Yang Mi of the night of September 15th.

That night, they were in the underground garage of the community. They met in the stairwell.

Cao Gong didn't recognize her at that time, but Yang Mi came out.

Recalling the first meeting and standing next to you

, this heartfelt lyrics made Yang Mi's smile appear instinctively.

Without speaking, I quietly listened to this sweet, romantic and cheerful melody, as well as the gentle singing around me.

"I like how cute you are when you are willful, like the sunshine when you are frustrated"

"You are the marshmallow in my heart, the sweet dream..."

These two lyrics made Yang Mi shyly hold her face in her hands and get goosebumps.

Cao Gong, who sang, was a little embarrassed himself, really.

That's not to say that , I feel embarrassed to have plagiarized this song, but I feel embarrassed to sing this song.

Because this song is really too sweet, so sweet that I feel a little tired of it.

But the audience watching the show is already completely excited.

Not because Yes, because the lyrics of this song are really... so sweet that it makes your teeth sore.

This song was also brought out by Cao Gong and is definitely a song that will be included in this 90% album, and this song is also The masterpiece of a boy band in the Chinese music scene.

It’s just that in this parallel time and space, there is no such sweet song.

Cao Gong feels that if such a song is let go, then he is really sorry for his school days as a post-90s generation.

After all, this song In those years, it was really popular on campuses across the country.

At that time, he was really tired of hearing this song.

""Pfft~" After listening to this song, Yang Mi couldn't help it anymore, she covered her mouth shyly and laughed.

"Oh my god, I'm so tired of it, I'm getting goosebumps."Cao Gong, who was driving, couldn't help it.

970"You wrote the song yourself, how can you be tired of it? Hahaha~" Yang Mi couldn't hide her happiness.

"I'm tired of writing, so I'm embarrassed"

"But this song will be included in 90% of the first album, and it won’t be sung by me as a solo artist, but by a group."Cao Gong told Yang Mi that this song would be sung by the group.

"Okay, 90% of this fresh boy band sang a love song to me.

It makes me happy just thinking about it." Yang Mi really showed her happiness.

The audience who watched the show were also convinced, and they all said, big Mimi, can't you be more restrained?

"When will your 90% album be released? Sister, I must buy it and support you."

"What? elder sister? Cao Gong turned to her excitedly and asked,"Yang Mi, what did you just say?" elder sister?"

"Haha~" Shy Yang Mi covered her mouth and looked at her little wolfdog with a smile.

"Sister, right? Get off the car and get out! Only my wife can sit in the passenger seat, get out of the car!"

"Me, me, me, no...no."Yang Mi was shy and defended:"I'm talking about sister, I'm talking to them, not to you."

"Oh, didn’t you say to me, call me and I’ll listen?"

"I’ve written songs for you, I’ve written sweet songs for you, and I’ve also sung them for you."

"Now you tell me, you are my sister?"Cao Gong looked jealous and angry.

"No, everyone said no."It's now, and Yang Mi herself is a little nervous.

"That's up to you, she's not my wife, right? Okay, anyway, Liu Yifei is fine"

"Don't be jealous."Cao Gong looked like a broken pot.

At this time, Yang Mi was of course very coquettish and shouted coquettishly with a voice that was bleeding:"Husband, I was wrong.~~~"

"snort! That's pretty much it."After hearing what he wanted to hear, Cao Gong became arrogant.

The audience who watched the show were even more impressed. He actually made Damimi surrender like this and actually called him husband.

……

"Want to buy something?"After getting off the bus, Cao Gong asked Yang Mi what she wanted to buy.

"Well, I need to buy some shower gel, shampoo, etc., but I don’t have any at home. Since I’m out, I’ll stop by and buy some for later, otherwise I’ll forget about them when I go out to work and get busy."

Cao Gong held Yang Mi's hand and walked into the supermarket with her.

There were many fans following around. These are all illegitimate fans.

But because of the recording of the program, they were too embarrassed to be on camera.

Because once they were on camera, they would By that time, many people knew that they were illegitimate.

"We also need to buy some things for us girls."Yang Mi told him.

After Cao Gong found out, he pushed a shopping cart, otherwise he wouldn't know what to buy.

When he came to the women's products, Yang Mi was carefully selecting.

But when Cao Gong saw When Yang Mi took the tampon, he directly touched his knowledge blind spot.

Not only his knowledge blind spot, but also the series that he couldn't figure out.

"Wife, can I ask you a question?"Cao Gong said to Yang Mi who was carefully choosing things next to her.

"Um? What's wrong?"Now Yang Mi has an intuition that Cao Gong is going to ask something shocking.

Isn't this true? Cao Gong reached out and picked up two boxes of tampons:"That is to say, I don't quite understand."

"This, this, the tampons that you girls use, why are they divided into left and right?"

""Pfft~" When Yang Mi saw the tampon that Cao Gong picked up, she covered her mouth shyly and smiled.

In fact, it's not Cao Gong's fault, he really doesn't understand this. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Because these two boxes of tampons are very interesting. They have a capital letter on them.

Cao Gong knows L and R. The representative letters of these two letters are left and right.

The English word for the left is 1eft, so L stands for left.

The English word for right is right, so R stands for right.

On these two boxes of tampons, one box has a capital L and the other box has a capital R.

This is why Cao Gong can’t understand Reason

"Explain it to me. In my opinion, this thing should be in the middle, right?"(cjac)

"Why divide left and right? Don't laugh, I really don't understand, why? This is a bit over the top"

"Hahahaha~" Yang Mi, who was holding his arm, was already crying with laughter.

At this time, Yang Mi really felt that Cao Gong also had a cute side.

He really didn't understand some of the girl's private knowledge, and he didn't know. She knew what this meant.

Yang Mi was holding his arm with her left hand and covering her mouth with her right hand. She couldn't stop laughing.

Not only her, but also the audience watching the show laughed.

In the end, Yang Mi still felt shy. , spread this knowledge to Cao Gong

"L is used when a small amount is used, and R is used when a normal amount is used."[]

"L and R are not the left and right abbreviations of 1eft and right"

"It is the abbreviation of 1ight and regular, which is a small amount and a normal amount."

With Yang Mi's patient explanation, Cao Gong finally understood.

"So that’s it, I said, okay, it seems like there is no distinction between left and right."

""Pfft~" Yang Mi was so cute that she laughed very happily.

Not to mention, after this episode was broadcast on the show, it was popularized by many male viewers.

On the contrary, the female viewers also felt happy after seeing this. They all laughed like pigs.

"Haven't you studied this before?"Yang Mi asked him with a smile.

"No, am I not a pervert if I study this? I have never been in love or studied it."

"And it’s true that I have an adolescent cousin, but it’s impossible for me to ask my cousin."

"What's more, I just saw it just now, and I haven't seen these things before."

Cao Gong said that it was also the first time for him to see this thing.

"So when you go to the supermarket to buy things, don’t you see these things when you pass by?"Yang Mi asked with a smile.

"When I go to the supermarket, I don’t go into women’s products."There is nothing wrong with what Cao Gong said.

"Then I will teach you and you will remember it when you buy it for me in the future."Yang Mi held his hand and told him

"Do you want to learn or not?"Yang Mi also deliberately asked him if he wanted to learn this

"Learn."Just like Yang Mi said, I will definitely buy it for her in the future.

After all, if I am so considerate, there will definitely be many girls around me in the future.

By then, I will definitely buy these things for them. when

"Are you not afraid of being called a pervert now?"Taking a pack of sanitary napkins, Yang Mi asked him

"well enough? Men must learn these things sooner or later. As for embarrassment, there is nothing to be ashamed of, right? After all, being able to buy these things for your girlfriend or wife shows that you have a wife and a girlfriend."

"If a boy sees this and he laughs at me for asking me to help buy these things, I can also laugh at him for not being qualified to buy this for his girlfriend because he doesn’t have a girlfriend, or his girlfriend won’t let him help him buy it. Who deserves to be laughed at more?"

"If a girl sees it and she laughs, then I can laugh at her too. I bought this for my girlfriend, but your boyfriend won’t buy this for you. Who deserves to be laughed at more?

Cao Gong's speech with high emotional intelligence made Yang Mi give her a thumbs up:"Praise.""

Cao Gong, who received the praise, winked at her with confidence and discharged his left eye.

The audience watching the show was also attracted by Cao Gong's words.

Especially girls, who can stop someone who is here for you? What about boys who wouldn’t feel embarrassed buying something like this? They can’t resist it anyway.

"Um?"When Cao Gong and Yang Mi were pushing the shopping cart to choose things, Yang Mi said to him:"Did you see it? The boyfriend of the young couple in front is so considerate and even helps with their hair."

But after hearing this, Cao Gong looked over and agreed:"It's very considerate, even more considerate than Sophie, who is endorsed by Guan Xiaotong."

"puff!"Hearing his description, Yang Mi burst out laughing in a second:"Don't talk nonsense, hahahaha~"

When the program was broadcast, the audience also laughed until their stomach hurt when they saw this section.

No one expected that Cao Cao The fact that Gong would describe it like this made everyone laugh.

Including Guan Xiaotong herself, she didn't expect that Cao Gong would cue him like this.