Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 1710
"Come on, 650 host team." The game is about to start, and Wang Sulong has already started to play.
This time, we are going to play a game on this mudflat, using this mud horse boat.
This is Taohuawu's first fishing competition.
Fortunately, the sun is very cooperative today and it didn't come out to scorch us.
It's cloudy in Xiapu today. It rained heavily yesterday, and it's cloudy today, which is good.
When the game starts, we will be divided into two teams and have a simple competition.
"Okay, the warm-up match is over, and now we officially enter our fishing contest."
"In the next 30 minutes, everyone can fish as much as they want and get their seafood."
"After returning to the shore, weigh the fish you caught, and the winner will be awarded the title of the first best fishing king of this year's Taohuawu."
While Wang Sulong was talking, Cao Gong had already come down to the mudflats and started groping for eels.
"Hurry up, brother, look, Cao Shuai has already started to act, and you are still hosting?!"
Everyone found that Cao Gong had already gone down to act.
"Okay, let's start." Everyone started to go down.
"Honey, should I go down?" Meng Ziyi, who was standing on top, frowned and looked at the mud below, with a strong resistance in her heart, and obviously did not intend to go down.
Cao Gong, who bent down and put his hands into the mud, looked at Meng Ziyi, who was still very fair on the shore.
"If you don't want to come down, don't go down. Otherwise, you will get dirty and I will have to wash your hair." Cao Gong knew that Meng Ziyi didn't want to come down, so he simply found a reason to dislike her.
"But everyone has gone down, it would be bad if I don't go down, right?" Meng Ziyi was a bit green tea this time.
"Oh my god, it's as if we 647 asked you to go down, and you can go down." Wang Sulong exposed her.
"Puff~" Meng Ziyi covered her mouth and laughed with her head down.
"If you want to come down and experience it, then come down and play."
"I think you can't go back cleanly." While talking, he had caught a yellow eel, and it was still struggling.
"Why?" Meng Ziyi, who was standing on it, didn't understand why she couldn't go back cleanly.
"Look at that guy with a burning ass over there. Do you think you can go back cleanly with him around?"
"Didi will definitely smear the mud on you in the end."
"And the host brother can't escape either. He will definitely make him dirty and go back together."
"Haha~" Even Wang Chuanjun smiled at Wang Hedi who was rolling in the mud.
Wang Hedi smiled very rogue at this time, and this smile also proved that this was indeed true.
With him around, it is impossible for everyone to go back cleanly.
"Sister Meng, come down. Don't let me drop you later." Wang Hedi said arrogantly.
"Wang Hedi, go away, my husband can just go down and catch it. "Meng Ziyi said.
"It doesn't matter whether we win or not, the main thing is to make you all dirty."
Look, what did he say.
"Wow! Cao Shuai is so fast." Shen Yue was very surprised when she saw it from the side.
Hearing this, Cao Gong instantly got angry: "Hey, this kid, can you talk? What do you mean by so fast?"
"Haha~" Everyone who was slacking off smiled and looked over.
Shen Yue herself realized that what she said was wrong.
"Speak properly and don't let your fans misunderstand you. What do you mean by so fast?"
"(cceb) It's as if you know it very well, don't talk nonsense." Cao Gong was anxious.
"No! ! It's not what you think. "Shen Yue was very anxious after being misunderstood.
"It's useless to tell me. Go explain to the audience. Now the audience is suspicious."
Others laughed and didn't interrupt.
"Yeah." Suddenly, Cao Gong found a good thing.
There is an octopus here. Cao Gong walked over and picked it up.
"Oh, no, the director team put a little too much seafood? There are octopuses."
Cao Gong turned around deliberately and complained that this was put by the program team.
"Ah? Are all the seafood in this mudflat put in advance by the program team?" The simple Jina was surprised.
"Yes, don't you know?" The old Wumin was very tacit and cooperated with Cao Gong to fool people.
"No, isn't this already in the mudflat? "Jina stood up and asked Li Xingqin.
"No, the fishing in the show was arranged in advance by the program team, just for the guests to catch, so that there is material for the show. Otherwise, you can't catch one for a long time, how embarrassing."
The tone of voice said this, as if it were real.
"So that's it? I thought they were all here naturally." Shan Yiyu was also naive.
"Hehe~" Wang Sulong and others who saw through it but didn't say it, just watched them fooling people.
"How could it be that there were already here? Even if there were, there couldn't be so many."
"I closed my eyes and touched it, and there was one. Here, look." As he said that, Cao Gong pulled his hand out, and there was another crab on it, and continued to fool: "Will crabs hide in the mud? Xiao Dan."
"Yes. "Simple Shan Yilu really believed it.
"Xie Dikui bought it at the vegetable market, put it in there in advance, and marked the location for us to catch." Xu Zhisheng also followed suit.
Song Dandan, who did not go down on the shore, could not bear it any longer: "These kids are too bad."
"Look, Jun Ge didn't even look for it, he went straight to that location, and he suddenly put it into the bamboo basket. Is this catching? This is picking up the seafood poured out by the program team."
Wang Hedi also played tricks, and he pointed at Wang Chuanjun
Wang Chuanjun, who was picking up seafood quickly, alsoVery tacit cooperation
"Yeah, pick them up quickly, otherwise they will all run away, and the director will have wasted so much money." (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
"You guys are still chatting, you won't get your money back."
"Haha~" Zhang Guoli and the others on the shore all laughed at the big liars.
"Laughing, pure big liars, old folks." Song Dandan couldn't stand it anymore.
"Hubby, be careful when picking up crabs, don't get caught." Meng Ziyi, who was watching from above, didn't forget to remind her husband to be careful.
Cao Gong said he knew.
"Hey, there's a fish here, so beautiful." Seeing a fish, Wang Xingyue was surprised.
"Hey, how did you see it's beautiful?" Dan Yi didn't understand, how could he see it.
"So, Wang Xingyue's eyesight is problematic. He actually said Shen Yue has long legs?"
"Hahahaha~" Cao Gong's words made everyone on the beach burst into laughter.
"General Cao!!! Did I provoke you? You've been targeting me all day." Shen Yue picked up a handful of mud and threw it at Cao Gong.
When Cao Gong saw it, he just turned around and blocked it with his back.
"I'm doing this for your own good, but you don't appreciate it."
"Are you targeting me or for my own good?" Shen Yue said she didn't believe it and was just fooling her.
"It's true that I'm targeting you, but don't you have too many shots?"
"I'd rather not have such shots." Shen Yue laughed after she finished speaking. []
"That won't work. The audience still likes to watch pickled cabbage."
"Shan Cai!!!!" Shen Yue roared helplessly again.
"Shancai, look at your Daomingsi now. If I give you another chance to choose, will you still choose?"
Everyone looked at Wang Hedi in unison. At this time, Wang Hedi was rolling in the mud.
Seeing Wang Hedi like this, all the girls were silent.
"Choose! Why not? You have money, haha~" Shen Yue's answer broke her defense and laughed.
Just like that, after a lot of noise, everyone was fishing and looking for seafood.
Wang Chuanjun came to Cao Gong and asked him: "How did you know that this yellow eel would be here?"
Wang Chuanjun, who didn't understand, really wanted to ask for advice.
Bending over, Cao Gong inserted his hands into the mud and looked at the side and said: "Look at the mud next to you, is there a small hole? This is the yellow eel hole."
Wang Chuanjun looked over and found that there was indeed a small hole on the surface of the mud next to him.
"Then you start digging mud from both sides of the hole, and when you feel the depth is about right, grab from both sides to see if you can touch the eel. Generally, you have to be careful if you touch it, because you may be bitten at this time."
"It's August now, there is a saying."
"Bees in July, snakes in August, and eels in September can't be touched."
"It's not September yet, but the yellow eels in August are very fierce now, so you have to be mentally prepared when you catch them, because there is a high probability that you will be bitten." Cao Gong said easily.
"Does it hurt? I see you have been bitten many times." Wang Xingyue who came over asked Cao Gong.
"Pain?" Cao Gong said disdainfully to this word: "You, you can tell at a glance that you don't have a wife."
"Compared to being beaten by your wife, the bite of the yellow eel is a massage for you."
"Hahaha~" Wang Chuanjun, who has a wife, immediately understood it.
"Haha~" After hearing this, the people in the distance laughed.
"Cao Gong, what are you talking about again?" Meng Ziyi, who was standing on the shore, asked him with a smile.
"No, I'm just teaching these young people some tips on catching yellow eels." Cao Gong said nonsense.
But when the program was broadcast, Cao Gong's words resonated with many people.
People with wives know that it hurts when their wives beat them.
At the same time, many male viewers said that what he said was absolutely correct.
"I touched it just now, but this yellow eel was too slippery and struggled so hard that I couldn't catch it at all." Wang Hedi also expressed his distress. ,
"You see, this is what people without girlfriends say."
"Yellow eel struggles so hard? Have you ever seen a girlfriend who is angry and hard to coax? That struggle is harder to press than the New Year pig to be killed during the New Year. What is this yellow eel?"
"Hahaha~" Everyone else laughed and looked at Cao Gong.
And Meng Ziyi came over here and looked down at him from the shore.
"What are you talking about? I'm harder to press than the New Year pig?" Meng Ziyi had the aura of a queen.
"Yeah, is there a problem? You are harder to press than a pig."
"Master Cao, you are so brave, haha~" Xu Zhisheng was completely impressed. .
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