Entertainment: Start as an idol trainee
Chapter 1383
"We are on a TV show, so we need to establish a doting wife persona." Cao Gong said deliberately.
"Puchi~" Meng Ziyi and Wang Chuxu laughed at the same time.
But everyone knew that Cao Gong said this just to let them eat fried rice without any psychological pressure.
As for himself, it was enough.
Because there were some dishes in Meng Ziyi and Wang Chuxu's lunch boxes, plus the sweet and sour eggs that Wang Hedi helped to make, these were enough for him to eat.
"You kid, you didn't eat the fried rice you worked so hard to make, and you gave it to us."
Even Song Dandan couldn't help but sigh.
Cao Gong said, "It would be best if you can finish it. I made fried rice to avoid waste."
"Otherwise, there are about 4 bowls of white rice just now. You will definitely not be able to finish it."
"It would be a waste if you can't finish it. Why not make fried rice to stimulate everyone's appetite."
"It would be best if you can finish it. If you can't finish it, eat as much as you can. Don't waste it."
After understanding his intention to make fried rice, everyone applauded.
"White rice, too much to eat; fried rice, not enough to share." Xu Zhisheng looked at it eagerly.
"Hahaha~" This touched everyone's heart. It was indeed true.
Before, it was white rice. Everyone felt that it was too much and couldn't be finished.
But now, after Cao Gong fried the white rice into fried rice, it was obviously not enough to eat.
This is very uncomfortable.
"Yes, it's good. The fried rice is very fragrant and each grain is distinct."
When everyone was eating the fried rice, they could also feel the taste of the fried rice.
On the contrary, Li Jiaqi, who was sitting next to Sister Meng, was lucky enough to be fed by Sister Meng.
Meng Ziyi was very kind to her friends. She scooped a spoonful of rice with a spoon and fed it to Li Jiaqi.
Li Jiaqi was flattered, but still opened her mouth to eat it.
"Wow~" As soon as she took a bite, Li Jiaqi felt that the exploding omelet rice was indeed delicious.
"How many peach blossom coins does your exploding omelet rice cost, Cao Shuai? Give us a price. We want to place an order."
The speaker was Wang Sulong, who also wanted to try the omelet rice.
"This is Jun Ge's business. We don't have a takeaway business here." Cao Gong said with a smile.
"Yes, we are the only one in Taohuawu that has a takeaway business, so there can't be any peer competition." Wang Hedi was very supportive of this.
The lunch went on happily, and Zhang Guoli also finished his speech.
"I don't know what to say, or Sister Meng can say a few words." Wang Hedi called on Meng Ziyi to speak.
"Ah?" Sister Meng, who was suddenly called, was a little confused.
But soon, she began to enter the mode of a little drama queen, and said delicately: "That's right, I think Taohuawu still needs Dan Ma and Teacher Guoli..."
"I just think there should still be a head of the family..." Meng Ziyi said seriously.
But Zhang Guoli, who was eating, said: "Don't be polite, just call me dad."
Meng Ziyi was about to agree obediently, but Cao Gong hurriedly said: "You can't just call me dad casually."
Meng Ziyi was even more relieved. She almost agreed just now.
"As a child, you will only call me dad when you want money." Cao Gong spoke with high emotional intelligence.
"Hahaha~" The awkward atmosphere was instantly resolved, and everyone laughed out loud.
Just now, everyone was nervous because Cao Gong refused to call him dad immediately.
Cao Gong cleverly resolved the embarrassment.
Use one of the most common phenomena in reality to resolve this embarrassing scene.
"Hey, kid, if I ask you to call me mom and dad, you have to pay?" Song Dandan said with a smile.
"Ziyi always calls me Danma, you can call me mom too." Song Dandan made this request very straightforwardly.
Cao Gong was not flustered, and responded with high emotional intelligence: "Let me change my words to you, Comrade Liu? Is he married for the second time?"
"Hahaha~" Cao Gong's words made the scene burst into laughter.
Regarding Song Dandan's request to Cao Gong to call her "Mom" by relying on her status as an elder.
People like Wang Sulong compromised because Song Dandan was too strong and they dared not disobey.
But Song Dandan still wanted Cao Gong to call her "Mom". To put it nicely, it means that they are a family recording the show, so it's better to call her naturally; but to put it bluntly, it's taking advantage and trying to flatter yourself.
What is Cao Gong's status? How could he call her "Mom" casually?
If it was a filming, in the role, then there would be no problem with calling her "Mom".
But this is a variety show. Although it is also work, it is not acting, so naturally you can't call her "Mom" casually.
How can he be worthy of his own mother if he casually calls someone "mom"?
Song Dandan is not Meng Ziyi's biological mother. If she is Meng Ziyi's mother, then Cao Gong should call her mom, because she is the mother-in-law, and there is no problem for the son-in-law to call his mother-in-law "mom".
But Song Dandan is not like this, that is, the behavior proposed on the show.
But Cao Gong can't refuse directly, otherwise, it will make the atmosphere very awkward and the relationship stiff.
And he used an exclamation tone, as if he was curious whether his father remarried. He answered in this joking way. First, jokes can liven up the atmosphere. Second, this sentence also tells Song Dandan that you are not Liu?崀's wife, so as Liu?崀's son, of course I can't call you mom, unless Liu?崀's second marriage object is you, Song Dandan, then I may call you mom.
Cao Gong used this method to resolve the situation, which would not embarrass Song Dandan, and he could also reject Song Dandan's proposal. This is a display of his high emotional intelligence.
"Haha~" Wang Sulong, Wang Chuanjun, Li Qinqin and other people with high emotional intelligence, of course, also understood it.
"You kid, why is it so difficult to ask you to change your words?" Song Dandan said with a smile.
"That can't be helped. Do you have a beautiful daughter like Sister Meng and Chu Xiu?"
"If you have one, let alone let me call you mom, I guess there will be people who call you grandma."
"Haha~" Song Dandan, who was teased, also laughed heartily. (To read the exciting novels, go to Fly Novel Network!)
"Yes, why didn't I have another one back then." Song Dandan regretted it even more when she said it.
"Hey, if you had another one back then, it would be an extra birth and you would be punished."
"Haha~" Cao Gong's words made Song Dandan laugh again.
"Really? If Dan Ma had a second child, it would be an extra birth?" Li Qin, who didn't understand this, asked.
"Yes, in the 1990s, if the first child was a daughter, then we could have a second child, and it would not be considered an extra birth."
"If the first child was a son, then we could not have a second child, and having a second child would be an extra birth."
After Song Dandan explained this, everyone understood the requirements.
"You can call me dad." Zhang Guoli continued to say to Meng Ziyi.
Before Cao Gong could speak, Song Dandan retorted: "You are willing to let people call you dad, have you agreed with me?"
Song Dandan retorted, and everyone else laughed.
"I was thinking that if I let Sister Meng call me dad, I could also benefit from being Cao Gong's father-in-law, and I could also let Cao Gong call me dad." Zhang Guoli expressed his thoughts.
"I listened to the song "Father" last year and I really liked it." Zhang Guoli said.
"You can't blame me for that. You didn't try hard to have a second child or something."
"I want to shout, but you don't give me the conditions, so I can't do anything." Cao Gong said with his hands spread out. []
"Hehe~" Everyone laughed.
"By the way, Cao Shuai, if you choose a girlfriend, what are the three most important conditions?" Zhang Guoli asked.
"Long legs, three-digit weight, good personality." Cao Gong said these three conditions.
"Three-digit weight?" Song Dandan was surprised. He didn't expect it to be this.
"Well, I don't like girls who are too thin, because my muscles are too developed. If my girlfriend is too thin, I can't hold her in my arms."
"Hahaha~" This explanation made everyone laugh.
"Really, no kidding, if you look at Song Yiren, I can't hold her."
"She is too petite. In my arms, I hold her with both hands, but my arms can't touch her. She can run away if she squats in my arms. I can't hold her. What should I do?"
This is indeed an exaggeration, but Cao Gong used it to create a good laugh.
"Let's not talk about Sister Meng and Chu Xiu. Apart from the two of them, if you were asked to choose a girl from Taohuawu to fall in love with, who would you choose?" This question was asked by Wang Sulong.
Li Xiqin, Li Jiaqi, Jiang Shuying, Sun Yi, Ren Min, Song Yiren, Song Qian, Tang Jingmei.
"My senior sister." Cao GongMake a choice without hesitation.
"Yeah~" Jiang Shuying, who was chosen, began to make a scissors gesture.
"Why? Our Yingqin also has long legs." Song Dandan was immediately dissatisfied.
"Yes, but she is a Manchu and cannot eat dog meat; but I like to eat dog meat." Cao Gong explained with a smile.
"Heh~" Even Li Yingqin praised him for this reason.
"What about Song Qian? Song Qian is also a long-legged beauty." Song Dandan still wanted to embarrass Cao Gong.
"Yes, but I am not as good at dancing as her. I feel inferior to her for choosing her as my girlfriend. I am not as good at dancing as her." Cao Gong once again used his high emotional intelligence to resolve it.
Song Qian covered her mouth and laughed very happily. She was not embarrassed because Cao Gong did not choose her.
Because Cao Gong first praised her good points and then said that he was not as good as her, such high emotional intelligence is very popular with girls
"What about Tang Tang?" Song Dandan asked again.
"She graduated from Beijing Film Academy. If I choose her again, it really means that all the school beauties of Beijing Film Academy have been ruined by me. I have to give Beijing Film Academy some face, right?"
"Hahaha~" Tang Jingmei was praised as the school beauties of Beijing Film Academy, and she was naturally happy to laugh out loud.
"Hey, how many school beauties of Beijing Film Academy have a good relationship with you?" Song Dandan was not convinced.
"School beauties of 2002 Liu Yifei, school beauties of 2005 Yang Mi, school beauties of 2013 Meng Ziyi, school beauties of 2016 Guan Xiaotong and Zhou Ye, there are five of them. If I continue to ruin them, there will be no school beauties of Beijing Film Academy."
"Haha~" Others clapped their hands and laughed. .
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