Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

He was standing next to Uncle Gen, with one hand on his hip, and the other hand surrounding Uncle Gen's jujube core head, going back and forth, circling, flying up and down, poking and poking, and he was yelling and cursing at Uncle Gen to his heart's content. Uncle's Aunt Gen, she looks like a super big teapot in restaurants and tea shops.

"……Ouch, I don’t know whether Cuihua and I have bad luck, or have offended Tianyan. What evil did we commit in this past life?!"

"To think that I would be blinded and blinded by my own life-long event, marrying you Wang Laogen. I can't hold back a fart or do anything well all day long. A donkey with a mouth and a turtle with a shrunken head!"

"If it was because of you, Wang Laogen, that stupid guy like you, that ruined our brother-in-law's important affairs, and an accident happened, I would definitely not fight with you, a thief like you. , give it up and give it up!"

"You, the turtle grandson Wang Laogen, who has been stabbed a thousand times……"

"……Well?!……"

"……"

Aunt Gen, who was right there, yelling and scolding Uncle Gen as much as she could, suddenly felt an inexplicable feeling in her heart that a disaster was imminent.

Aunt Gen, who felt that something was wrong, turned around and looked back. The place where their eyes met happened to be that of her husband. Those eyes were burning with anger, with flames rising, and they wanted to devour the chosen one.

Aunt Gen was stung twice as if by two vicious hornets. After a big cold war, she made a wise and decisive choice and closed her mouth.

Just like a river bursting its banks and a river of stars pouring in, the endless and continuous stream of vulgar and abusive words came to an abrupt end with the cold war... Faces as cold as frost and eyes like stars. The electrifying ethereal man glared at Aunt Gen with a stern look on his face again, snorted coldly in his mouth, and strongly expressed his serious dissatisfaction, and then stopped paying attention to this casual and frank manner. The accustomed rogue settled down.

And all of this was really taken into consideration by the cowardly old man in front of her, the stuffy-tongued Uncle Donkey Gen.

Uncle Gen, who had a look of embarrassment and constipation just now, suddenly appeared on his thin and dark old face, the kind of smooth, worldly, cunning and shrewd personality that is unique to honest farmers. Proud color.

However, day after day, year after year, living under the lustful power of the strong woman in the family for a long time, it can be said that Uncle Gen is as fearful as a tiger, and his color changes when talking about his wife. That kind of cunning, worldly, and gloating and proud look, that is, in the blink of an eye, It had passed away in a flash, and only those bastard mung bean-sized eyes still had a faint glow that added insult to injury and had an endless aftertaste.……

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To the surprise of"Demon Charming Tianji" and Kong Ling, the entrance to the secret passage room was located in the dilapidated kitchen room of the house.

Well... if I were to use accurate language to describe it correctly, then it should be that in this dilapidated kitchen, which can almost be called a bare-walled kitchen, there is actually a hidden entrance leading to a secret passage and dark room..

Moreover, the entrance to this secret tunnel was right under the stove in front of them.

Uncle Gen, who was silent, did not know which agency news he was tampering with.

I just heard a soft"click" sound from under the stove. It must have been that the mechanical switch in the passage had been turned on.

Then, Uncle Gen, who was squatting on his back with his flat arms, firmly grasped the upper end of the stove with his two broad, skinny palms.

Just like this, a scene that was quite funny and joyful immediately appeared in front of the stove.

Uncle Gen, who was short, skinny, and unattractive in appearance, was originally only taller than the huge, square stove, about a head's height. Uncle Gen, who was squatting on his horse with his arms flat, The height of his eyebrows today is roughly the same as the height of the big black pot sitting on the stove with its lid exposed above the stove.

From this, you can imagine that a short, lean, dark, skinny old man with big hands, big feet, long arms, and long legs, only the middle body, and the date-stone head on it, is holding a chair tightly. , no matter where it is, a thick stove that is several times larger than his body will be a unique and funny scene.

But the funny is funny, and the joy is joyful.

And the true old saying goes: A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and a sea cannot be measured by its measure!

It was best reflected here in Uncle Gen.

But when I saw Uncle Gen, who had a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks, his waist was slightly lowered, his arms struggled slightly, and a muffled sound like the roar of a wild bull spewed out from the throat of this skinny old man.

And with this muffled roar, the entire stove, which was two feet five inches square and two feet thick, was made of fine clay, rammed and fired. Together with the stove above, Sitting in the stove pit, the large iron pot filled with a pot of water was easily lifted off the base of the stove by Uncle Gen, who was about the size of a hozen.

I'm going to be a good boy!

It takes a lot of arm strength to be able to lift it up easily with such a weird posture...

Two feet five inches square and two feet thick, all made of rammed and fired clay The stove...

To put it bluntly, it is a large stone lump with a stove cavity in the middle. It weighs four to five hundred kilograms.

In addition, there is a large iron pot filled with water sitting on it, at least one hundred and eighty pounds...

In other words, this one is like a skinny old man, like an old mandrill. Without moving or exerting force, he just relied on his own waist and a slight exertion of his arms to lift a weight of five to six hundred kilograms!!

If Uncle Gen is allowed to tie up his waist, straighten his bow and horse, exert force in his Dantian, and perform his skills, then even if this stove is replaced by a giant thing weighing a thousand kilograms, it will not be there at all. , Uncle Gen can't help but say this.

It's just... it's just like this. It can be said to be an astonishing scene that is jaw-dropping and dumbfounding. For Brother Kongling and Aunt Gen, it is as if it is commonplace and accustomed to it. It does not arouse the two of them at all. Shocked and surprised, with no sense of disharmony.

Looking at Brother Kong Ling, his eyes were focused in the direction. It seemed that the only place that could make him interested was the base of the stove, which Uncle Gen had removed most of the stove body in one fell swoop.

It is true that my family members have many tricks and tricks. Naturally, only my family members know it most clearly!

I think back then, when the couple, male and female, were still in the ancestral home of Yinshan, Uncle Gen Wang Laogen, the"Yinshan Earth Dragon", was famous for his powerful exertion when he pressed his arms together. Langshan, Wula Mountain, Daqingshan, Wuliangsuhai, Daihai, Huangqihai, etc. are a vast expanse of desert grassland.

Ordinary stone locks, stone burdens, and stone mills cannot enter at all. With the discernment of"Yinshan Earth Dragon" Uncle Gen, stone mills weighing several thousand kilograms are like playthings in his hands.

Even the male camel, who is nine feet tall and weighs more than two thousand kilograms, and can be said to be the leader of the camel group, is often manipulated and taken care of by this young man who looks short and skinny but is naturally powerful. , just like a suckling lamb, obedient and obedient.

How could the ethereal man and the master of the house, who was so accustomed to strange things and failed in his own way, be so indifferent to surprise because of this trivial and ordinary scene?!

What this guy really cares about is the secrets of government agencies and secret passages. Uncle Gen, who can be said to be an expert in this kind of magic, finally repaired and built a place under the base of this stove. , what kind of mysterious and extraordinary secret passage darkroom?!

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And it was only at this time that Brother Kongling was surprised to find that his original cognitive system, I'm afraid... maybe... probably... maybe... well... it should be extremely possible, there has been a very serious fallacy. The deviation... that is, he has always...been...used to...a taciturn, simple-minded, dull-mouthed donkey who can't beat a fart with three sticks, but the"reputable" Uncle Gen, but if he gets involved , he specializes in agency information, secret passages, dark rooms, etc. In terms of fields, this short, dark, thin, and unattractive old man has a whole person's mental outlook, demeanor, and even his words, deeds, and tone of voice. A huge, earth-shaking change.

It's like... a completely different person...