Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

I no longer wanted to plunge myself deeply into Aunt Gen, the ethereal brother who kept chattering and talking about the pain and suffering. He simply ignored that old woman with a shabby character and stepped up. In front of him, he stretched out his left hand quickly and held it up. Uncle Gen, who was about to bow down to him, smiled rather complainingly, blamed and scolded:"Uncle Gen, you old guy, there are always ten We haven't seen each other for several years, but why do you still have such a soft and weak temper?"

"Hahahaha, no wonder Aunt Gen always says that you are a three-stick person who can’t be beaten out, and you’re a dumb mouthed gourd!"

"Uncle Gen, please never bow down to me with such a great gift again!"

"You old man, if you insist on doing this, do you believe it or not, I will turn around and leave now, and from now on, we, master and servant, will never have any chance to meet again?!"

With just one sentence, the taciturn, honest Uncle Gen was calmed down, and then he replied.Brother Kong Ling, who came up, looked at Aunt Gen with a bit of anger and a bit of fun. He seemed to want to stand up for Uncle Gen and defend him. He teased and sarcastically said:"In the early years, we were in Yinshan Ancestor. When you were at home, Aunt Gen, you were a shrewd and shrewd person. What you always did was to show your teeth and show your power in front of Uncle Gen!"

"Unexpectedly, more than ten years have passed since you and Uncle Gen came here. Not only has your Aunt Gen’s shabby character not changed at all, but it has also become worse and more unscrupulous. I mean, it really makes me feel ashamed and embarrassed!"

Seeing Aunt Gen, who looked embarrassed and embarrassed, and still wanted to speak, she continued to have a long conversation with herself, explaining and clarifying the meaning of the situation. She was already frightened by her, with a look of fear on her face. The lewd Tongda Langjun smiled bitterly and waved his hands repeatedly. He finally stopped Aunt Gen in time before she could start her endless chatter.

"Hehe, hehe, okay, okay, Aunt Gen! Don't talk to me any more, with so many long-winded words, some useless, some salty, some bland, and basically useless, boring words!"

"The first thing I need to do now, young master, is to find a safe and reliable place to hide myself first, haha, in order to escape the pursuit and search of the hawks and minions of the Li Tang court!"

……

Before Mr. Kong Ling could finish his words, Aunt Gen's unique startled and trembling screams were heard in the kitchen.

At the same time, Aunt Gen's face changed drastically, and her entire mental state immediately became tense and panicked.

And these few words, as shocking as the earth-shattering words, were said by"Demon Charming Tianji" and Kong Ling in a casual and indifferent smile, as if they were talking about trivial matters at home, with a look on their faces. , with a nonchalant and calm expression.

Calm and calm, he made a silent movement towards Aunt Gen who had just screamed out in surprise, and immediately stopped Aunt Gen from making any further panic moves.

On the other hand, in the kitchen, Uncle Gen has always seemed to be a transparent person with no sense of existence. Only when he first heard Brother Lang Jun's frightened words, there was a trace of it on his face. It was not easy. After noticing the change, his two seemingly small and lifeless eyes suddenly revealed a decisiveness that was completely different from his inherent dullness, simplicity and simplicity. A fierce look.

However, Uncle Gen, who was taciturn but good at observing words and expressions, after carefully observing the master of the house, Mr. Gen, and matching all his words, deeds, and expressions, the expression on his face immediately returned to normal.

Hesitating a little, he pursed his thin lips and murmured the promise for about two or three breaths. Finally, he turned to his husband, clasping his fists and cupping his hands, and bowed, slightly hoarse and somewhat The unnatural voice uttered his first true and sincere words since entering the kitchen as Brother Kongling.

However, Uncle Gen, who has long been living under the fierce and fierce wife Aunt Gen, who is already accustomed to being submissive and submissive, always makes some polite remarks that sound a bit uninspiring. kind of, a strange feeling of being unable to express one's meaning and being confused.

"Wang Gen, my slave from my hometown... and you, brother... ah, no... the fallacy of my slave from my hometown, really... shouldn't... be called by the title of 'brother' that I used to call... your current 'brother'……"

"……"

It was just a simple sentence that wanted to express greetings between the old slave who gave birth to a son in the family and the current head of the family, the husband, but because of a"brother" title that he thought was fallacious, it made this man who has been around for many years... , Uncle Gen, who hardly talked to anyone, actually fell into a strange circle and dilemma where he made the wrong words again and again, was filled with worry and didn't know how to solve it.

For a moment, the dimly lit kitchen fell into a strange and silent atmosphere.

How else would you say, woman!

Especially older middle-aged women!!

Almost all of them are primates with weird logical thinking and weird ways of acting!

No, Aunt Gen, who just now was frightened and yelping over the dangerous situation of Brother Lang Jun, has now become worried and frightened since she saw her useless old man greeting her with confused and incoherent greetings. , fear, all disappeared, replaced by even more outrageous reprimands and curses.

"Wang Laogen, you are just a dead person who always looks confused and dizzy all day long.……"

"……That head made of lumps of elm wood has never had any enlightenment or enlightenment since I, old lady, I met you, a turtle grandson.……"

"……"

"It's just a simple greeting to the head of Langjun's family, but it's like your throat is filled with donkey hairs. It's like saying that when you go to the toilet, you have dry stool and diarrhea. Not coming out……"

When he heard this, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he really couldn't bear it any longer. He glared at Aunt Gen angrily and said angrily:"Okay, Aunt Gen! Since this young master arrived here, After that, there has never been a moment of peace and tranquility. My ears and eyes are filled with and heard almost all of you, a lousy old woman, nagging, humiliating, and insulting Uncle Gen with vulgar words!"

"What this young master has heard a long time ago is that he is upset, angry and intolerable!"

"From now on, you must shut your mouth tightly, but if you want me to hear one more word of rebuke or scolding Uncle Gen, I, the head of the Langjun family, will definitely say that we are from the same family. Family law, punish you severely!"

One-third of the truth is true and seven-tenths of it is false, Brother Kong Ling, with a sullen face. After reprimanding her sharply, Aunt Gen immediately fell silent. She suddenly felt that her ears felt completely refreshed, clean and clear. It was so comfortable.

When he turned to look at Uncle Gen, a heart-warming smile appeared on his face, like a warm spring breeze. Then, as if he was with the elders close to him at home, As if he was talking about family matters and speaking from the bottom of his heart, he supported Uncle Gen, who was still bowing and saluting. He took his big, jagged hands with calluses and laughed, teasing and teasing:"Hehe, hehe, in my opinion, Uncle Gen, you are just a confused old man who doesn't have much to do but spends your time!"

"I remember that when we were at the ancestral home in Yinshan, you, the honest person with a solid eye, were the closest to me, the man who only knew how to act recklessly!"

"All day long, Uncle Gen, you are always carrying my little boy on your back, hunting deer and wolves, and wandering around. I didn’t expect that in these more than ten years, I have never seen each other, you are a stuffy old guy like a gourd. , and I actually got separated from Brother Ling!"

"Between us men, we can understand what we should have in mind, and there is no need for so many vain etiquette rules to fetter our words and deeds!"

"Brother, husband, young master, young master, head of the family, Alang, whatever title you like to use, Uncle Gen, I will follow your wishes and call him whatever you want, but don’t listen to them again. The related crickets were gesticulating and shouting randomly at the side!"

When he said this, Mr. Kong Ling, who still had a lot of resentment in his heart, said something about Aunt Gen who was good-natured and mischievous. Then he continued the previous topic and conversation and continued:"Uncle Gen. , if I guess correctly, the current hiding place of Miss Yan'er who came with me this morning should have been created by your Uncle Gen."

"Haha, I think back then, when Uncle Gen was at Laolongling, our ancestral home in Yinshan, wasn't your best skill, climbing over mountains and ridges, following the direction of mountains and water veins, drilling holes?"

"But if you think about it, your Wang family has spent a whole ten years digging, digging, connecting and building a life-saving cave in an inaccessible valley, kid, I will immediately It will give rise to a feeling of grandeur and wonder!"

"Now, let me, my young man, give you a good experience. Uncle Gen, is your masterpiece of craftsmanship still worthy of your reputation as the 'Yinshan Earth Dragon'?!"