Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

Hey hey hey, in the early years, when the couple, the father and mother, were still living in our ancestral home in Yinshan, the shrewd and shabby Aunt Gen was the sullen uncle Gen. , who trains, disciplines, bullies, bullies, just like a third grandson, obsessed with other things, submissive, submissive, submissive, three hundred and sixty days a year, from the beginning to the end of the year, almost There is no such thing as a right idea that can destroy the pit with spitting and fart with nails!

Just like you, Aunt Gen, who always disturbs San San regardless of anything, is unreasonable and has a bad temper, but you still have the nerve to call yourself in front of me, with red lips and white teeth, and shameless words. You are just a person with no knowledge, An idea, a useless old slave who has children?!

Hey hey hey, if your Aunt Gen is really like this, I'm afraid the cowardly old man who wants to come to your house, the honest and dull-mouthed Uncle Gourd Gen, should have been treated as a kind of useless useless material, chop it off, chop it off , and then threw it into the firewood stove, just like that, raised a fire and burned the ball!

In the spirit of"having sympathy for each other in the same disease""、"With a heart of"sharing weal and woe", with a kind of"working together as one heart""、""We share the same hatred with the enemy", but are helpless and helpless. Tongda Langjun, who has all his thoughts and intentions, could not have imagined that his unintentional and uncontrollable act of emotion would actually bring about the consequences of his death without making a sound. I lost myself, an unexpected stroke of luck

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Just when Brother Kong Ling, who had a helpless look on his face and a wry smile, pinched his nose and gritted his teeth, preparing to push forward, he didn't expect that his own one was already the root of the noisy and long-winded cock. Auntie, the right arm that was swaying like a willow in the wind, flying left and right, stopped inexplicably...

And Brother Kongling, who had a suspicious look on his face, wanted to As I was exploring the matter, I heard Aunt Gen's signature noisy words full of contempt and despicableness again.

"……With inexplicable fear and hesitation in my heart, I originally planned to ask our old man, the head of the family, to go out and find out the cause and origin of the matter, as well as general past news. After all, his roots are considered a hairy one. The old men with beards and balls are always better than the old woman and me, a woman with no knowledge or skills, to find those vulgar, bastard big-headed soldiers and gangsters to show their faces and pry. The news is much better……"

When she said this, Aunt Gen, with a look of disdain on her face, turned her head, squinted her eyes, and looked at the shabby hands and feet, standing next to the stove, all over her body, inside and outside, no matter where she was, All of them are clearly visible, Uncle Gen, who is wretched, dirty, honest and useless, has a pair of fierce eyes full of ridicule and ridicule.

He looked at Aunt Hugen who was a shrewd and mean person on a whim, and in the blink of an eye, he turned her noisy and long-winded weapon on her, turning the muzzle 180 degrees.

And her conflict focused on the target that needed to be attacked immediately. It seemed to be that one. From the beginning to the end, she had been silent and had almost zero presence. But now, she was an honest and innocent person who was innocently shot for no reason and took the blame. uncle.

Tong Da Langjun, who couldn't help but be overjoyed in his heart, took advantage of the situation and took advantage of the opportunity to quietly pull out his right arm, which had suffered many hardships and suffered for a long time, from Aunt Gen's grasp and imprisonment. With the thought of"a dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist", which is simply a shameless and dirty thought, with a helpless conscience of extreme compassion and pity, he stood aside and acted as a bystander.

In the dim kitchen of the oil lamp, the sound of scornful and shabby"professional" households was heard immediately, like fried beans, crisp and clear sounds of ridicule, sarcasm, humiliation, and abuse, like a flock of butterflies dancing in a flurry, up and down. The flying chicken-clawed devil fingers pointed wherever they looked, and everywhere they looked, it was Uncle Gen's face that had experienced many vicissitudes of life and was covered with ravines.

"Who knows that this sullen gourd who usually can't fart even with three sticks, today, he doesn't know whether he took something wrong, a rat poison that wasn't very effective, or the brain was damaged after being exposed to the wind and cold. The tendons inside are tugging, which one is wrong?"

"You are so courageous that you dare to disobey the old... mother, uh, um... old lady. What I mean is that not only do you oppose the old... mother-in-law all the time and everywhere, but you also openly contradict and retort, saying: 'And Regardless of whether our Ling brother is a powerful person who has been personally taught and trained by the old family leader, the old master and other elders in the clan, he is just a brother, and he is so clever and resourceful. , and superb martial arts cultivation, how can those vulgar, ignorant, and excrement-mouthed club killers in the street be able to practice it at will?!’"

"This stuffy-mouthed old guy, like a stuffy-mouthed gourd who suddenly got the wrong way, not only blatantly rejected the old... mother, uh, um... old lady's intention, but also warned: 'Although you and I still don't know what kind of big thing Ling Ge'er is planning to do when he comes here in person?"

"However, you cannot rely on your own worries and guesses to make random moves or act rashly. If this ruins Brother Lang Jun's big plans, you and I, two slaves from home, will really die a hundred times. No redemption!’"

"‘At this time, the most appropriate way to deal with the situation is to remain unchanged and cope with the ever-changing situation. Waiting for Brother Lang Jun to come back safely is the best strategy!’"

"Before I could finish listening to the endless nonsense of this bastard and boring old donkey, the anxious and angry old... mother, uh, um... old woman, I became angry and furious on the spot, hum... Humph, if we had left the old slave alone, I'm afraid he would have already lost his temper in the ancestral home in Yinshan. He would rush forward, grab him by the handful, and kill this blind bastard grandson and old bastard with his open mouth. The foam was spraying out and the mouth was full of pulp!!"

When she said this, Aunt Gen looked like she was gnashing her teeth and chewing blood through her gums. She seemed to have a sworn hatred with her old man, Uncle Gen. She had a fierce look in her eyes that almost wanted to eat people. He stared at the pitiful Uncle Gen who stood there with his body hunched like a wooden clay sculpture next to the stove.

Lest he could avoid it, An dared to speak to comfort Aunt Gen, and risked himself for those involved. Brother Kong Ling, I really saw it. It was clear and distinct that Aunt Hugen was a shabby and shabby"professional". Her murderous eyes were like those of a bee gnawing at the honest uncle Gen. At that moment, from beginning to end, it was like a transparent person, a punching bag, a doormat, and a scapegoat. Uncle Gen, who seemed to be a thin and weak body, had a very obvious and violent shaking, and his body was originally stooped. , looking more and more rickety and weak.

If a crack could suddenly open on the kitchen floor at this time, Uncle Gen, the old servant, would definitely be ecstatic and rush forward without hesitation, and with one fierce move, he would stab the general.Go, even if it lasts forever, I never want to return to the ground!

With a helpless conscience of extreme pity and pity in his heart, but determined not to involve himself in it again, Yingwu Langjun and Kongling brother somehow suddenly sprouted up at this time. Extremely absurd and bizarre thoughts: If one day my junior sister Yan'er treats me like Aunt Gen, with such words, deeds, and expressions, then how miserable will I be? , sad face and appearance?!!

But when thinking of such a scene, which is like a ghostly hell, terrifying and terrifying, even the hard-hearted and cold-blooded brother Kong Ling can't help but tremble in cold war.

Amitabha!!

No, no, definitely not!

Such a horrifying and terrifying scene of hardship would never happen to Junior Sister Yan'er!

I also hope that you, Lord Buddha, can use your magical power to protect my smart, lovely, beautiful and dignified junior sister Yan'er, and that she will not become like Aunt Gen, who is vicious, cruel and"inhumane". The mother-in-law of words...

I also hope that you, the Buddha, can bless you, Uncle Gen, so that you can accumulate good karma and seek blessings for yourself!!

A certain family member, Kong Ling, has often heard the Fourth Brother and the others talk about the slang of scoundrels that is widely circulated in the streets and markets. What is it called: A good man does not have a good wife, and a lazy man is the only one who can match him. The last Jiao Didi!

From this point of view, a good man like Uncle Gen, who is really good at external martial arts, and Aunt Gen, who is fiery, aggressive, noisy and sharp-tongued, are simply a match made in heaven. A perfect pair for your floor design.

As for himself, this ethereal young man who is determined to retaliate for his anger, is vicious and malicious, and also has the illustrious name of"Devil Tianji", who dominates the"Beidou Flying Eagle" mysterious killer organization and firmly sits in the third place, there is no doubt about it. That determination is that the charming little lady Yan'er is a perfect match for her talent and beauty...